Tell Me About Texas a&m

[Lou Loomis 707]

11 minutes ago, Blotto said:

There's no way the collective micropeen of aggy could handle getting publicly humiliated twice within 24 hours. If Elko wants, he could be cfb's first $25M/yr man. 

Would love to know how much they approved for/offered Dabo.

Has to be through-the-roof nonsensical.

[Telegraph_it 3,350]

2 minutes ago, AnTiM said:

Cantaloupe?  Lettuce marry.

[ousux 5,566]

There's no way the collective micropeen of aggy could handle getting publicly humiliated twice within 24 hours. If Elko wants, he could be cfb's first $25M/yr man. 

But he also knows if he passes and has a decent season with Duke next year then he'll have a shot at a similar paying job with far less crazy to deal with.

[Surly Bevo 24,569]

Just now, tx 3 putt said:

How is this an upgrade ?

It's not Jimbo and so at least when aggy shits its pants they won't ALSO have to hear about how much they are paying their coach to shit their pants (contract terms pending).   That's it....that's the upgrade.  

[Biff Tannen 45,144]

1 minute ago, Bullneck said:

 

 

[speed817 18,912]

If this happens, it will get spun that he was the first choice after all and they got their man 🤣

[shnsajax 3,589]

Another reversal would be fucking awesome.

In the past 24 hours we have learned that Michigan St is a more desirable destination that A&M. Can we even call them a Top 20 job?

[Horn80 6,014]

1 minute ago, Bullneck said:

 

 

Textbook for what not to do for hiring new HC.  Masterful.

[ousux 5,566]

He skis in his jeans. 

That man hasn't seen skis (or non-elastic waistband pants) in years.

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20,304]

God I am so, SO hoping that Elko's using A&M's offer to squeeze more money out of Duke.

[DanTheHorn 4,863]

 

Edited November 26, 2023 by DanTheHorn

[ousux 5,566]

His wife must have learned about it. Gonna take a little time to “bring her around”.

North Carolina or Collie Station Texas. Gonna be tough for her to choose.

[Navin R. Johnson 701]

Elko needs to hold out for $15M guaranteed. Aggy will pay it.

[Pancho 42,764]

We know where their priorities are

 

 

[Hank Kingsley 20,100]

A&M had a very specific search where they wanted a beer-bellied former Jimbo DC that currently coaches at a basketball school. 

[dcar00 13,956]

8 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

 

 

Elko is the DC anyway..

[Lou Loomis 707]

Just now, shnsajax said:

In the past 24 hours we have learned that Michigan St is a more desirable destination that A&M. Can we even call them a Top 20 job?

Just off the top of my head, all of these jobs are more desirable than aggy:
 

Bama

Texas

Notre Dame

Florida

OU

Georgia

Florida St.

Michigan

Ohio St.

Miami

USC

Oregon

Stanford

Penn St.

Michigan St.

Ole Miss

Nebraska

Wisconsin

Washington

Tennessee

Clemson

[Wishbone 4,722]

Just now, Pancho said:

We know where their priorities are

 

 

He must have agreed to a one year deal then.

[DixonHur 10,855]

So Elko went 9-4 his first year, then 7-5 his second year?  Not exactly the trend I'd want in an HC, but hey, I'm not aggy.

[GreenspointTexas 9,383]

I bet aggy loses every game next year as they prep every week for playing Texas at the end of the season

[Beau Vine 53,710]

3 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

A&M had a very specific search where they wanted a beer-bellied former Jimbo DC that currently coaches at a basketball school. 

Villanova had better be locking down their football coach in case this goes off the rails again.

[T-shirt Sip 2,091]

49 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

He "gets a&m" is cultspeak for "he's already done time here so he's not going to freak out when he sees how fucking weird we are."

Institutionalized.

[dcar00 13,956]

3 minutes ago, Pancho said:

We know where their priorities are

 

 

at least with Stoops you could feign that it was a long term plan.  this pretty much says we had no other choice because he's the only coach we could get that would keep/promote Robinson with the bonus that he "gets aggy".   he's also not a bank breaker and will accept a normal 5 year contract.

[orangebird 1,079]

There's no way the collective micropeen of aggy could handle getting publicly humiliated twice within 24 hours. If Elko wants, he could be cfb's first $25M/yr man. 

I’m almost hoping they DO hire Elko.

I got shit to do at work this week, and another truckload of aggy misery will tank my productivity all to hell.

[allrightallrightallright 67]

Just now, dcar00 said:

at least with Stoops you could feign that it was a long term plan.  this pretty much says we had no other choice because he's the only coach we could get that would keep/promote Robinson with the bonus that he "gets aggy".   he's also not a bank breaker and will accept a normal 5 year contract.

He has the same agent as Stoops.  He’s not taking a cent less and will likely ask for more

[DanTheHorn 4,863]

3 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

I bet aggy loses every game next year as they prep every week for playing Texas at the end of the season

So you are saying they are not going to even practice for their cupcake. Watch us beat them like Bama at Auburn.

[Gil Bang 25,648]

36 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Home? Is Mike Elko from College Station?

 

31 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

He's from Jersey.

He's a Jersey-born Ivy Leaguer.    He'll fit right in.  

[UTEE97 3,377]

Liucci with the rare truth bomb.

 

[shnsajax 3,589]

Just off the top of my head, all of these jobs are more desirable than aggy:
 
Bama
Texas
Notre Dame
Florida
OU
Georgia
Florida St.
Michigan
Ohio St.
Miami
USC
Oregon
Stanford
Penn St.
Michigan St.
Ole Miss
Nebraska
Wisconsin
Washington
Tennessee
Clemson

UCLA seems comparable wherever that is.

[The Ace of Aces 5,054]

7 minutes ago, Lou Loomis said:

Just off the top of my head, all of these jobs are more desirable than aggy:
 

Bama

Texas

Notre Dame

Florida

OU

Georgia

Florida St.

Michigan

Ohio St.

Miami

USC

Oregon

Stanford

Penn St.

Michigan St.

Ole Miss

Nebraska

Wisconsin

Washington

Tennessee

Clemson

Westlake 

North Shore

Argyle

Lake Travis

Allen

Longview 

Carthage 

[YouLoveMyPenises 79]

2 minutes ago, allrightallrightallright said:

He has the same agent as Stoops.  He’s not taking a cent less and will likely ask for more

Because he quite literally has them by the balls. If it comes out he turned them down, A&M is on their 3rd choice at best. Can they handle the public humiliation?

[DanTheHorn 4,863]

Screen shot before he realizes that he is admitting aggy called and didn't even get a call back.

Edited November 26, 2023 by DanTheHorn

[Bullneck 18,737]

C@LAg  

4:12p

 

 

who cares about the contract.

where is the blank National Championship trophy with date to be added later.

[Lou Loomis 707]

2 minutes ago, shnsajax said:

UCLA seems comparable wherever that is.

True.
 

I left off LSU and probably others.

 

aggy- other than that the insane compensation - is, arguably, not a top-25 job.

Edited November 26, 2023 by Lou Loomis

[Radical Larry 28,456]

Institutionalized.

All he wanted was a Pepsi.

[Bullneck 18,737]

 

3 minutes ago, UTEE97 said:

Liucci with the rare truth bomb.

 

My first choice would have been Lance Liepold.  That guy worked miracles at KU.

[Celery Man 20,598]

Here is what Duke Gardens looks like

[Bullneck 18,737]

2 minutes ago, Lou Loomis said:

True.
 

I left off LSU and probably others.

 

aggy- other than that the insane compensation - is, arguably, not a top-25 job.

That's the deal with aggy.  They're a bunch of stupid hicks with money.  You can't stand being around them . . . but they have money.

[Hank Kingsley 20,100]

Aggies really milked that COVID year with Jimbo and Elko. That fat teat should be bone dry by now. 

 

[nnm 35,616]

I’m jumping in here on page 1283 to say that I’ve been driving for the last 10 hours from Colorado Springs to ETX. When I left at 5 am MT the thread was on page 1270. I have 13 pages to catch up on. So far I’ve learned about the Stoops reneg. It’s going to be fun catching up on the next 13 pages while Mrs NNM finishes out the drive. 

You couldn’t sell this as fiction. People wouldn’t believe it. 
I’m here for it. 

[UTEE97 3,377]

1 minute ago, Bullneck said:

 

My first choice would have been Lance Liepold.  That guy worked miracles at KU.

But he lost to TU! I think that's why they probably didn't considered him. They could not have their new HC have a losing record against us.

[Vermin 3,040]

19 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

Textbook for what not to do for hiring new HC.  Masterful.

So aggy said we'll hire you, but you're stuck promoting a one trick recruiting wizard to significant scheme and play-calling responsibilities in your area of expertise because the academic admin likes him personally.

Really professional management over at aggy.

[linux 1,380]

16 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

So Elko went 9-4 his first year, then 7-5 his second year?  Not exactly the trend I'd want in an HC, but hey, I'm not aggy.

Manipulating idiots to do your bidding really is what winning looks like.

 

Hyped up Elko before he collapsed in year 2 and aggie bit

[Texzilla58 4,686]

Max Johnson declaring for the portal. Ain’t sticking around. Graduate

[lilMAC25 3,773]

2 minutes ago, Vermin said:

So aggy said we'll hire you, but you're stuck promoting a one trick recruiting wizard to significant scheme and play-calling responsibilities in your area of expertise because the academic admin likes him personally.

Really professional management over at aggy.

Title only for EROB. He can learn while Elko calls the defensive plays.

[Rimbo 25,228]

19 minutes ago, Lou Loomis said:

Just off the top of my head, all of these jobs are more desirable than aggy:
 

Bama

Texas

Notre Dame

Florida

OU

Georgia

Florida St.

Michigan

Ohio St.

Miami

USC

Oregon

Stanford

Penn St.

Michigan St.

Ole Miss

Nebraska

Wisconsin

Washington

Tennessee

Clemson

don't forget Kentucky

[Leanderman 2,229]

"That man hasn't seen skis (or non-elastic waistband pants) in years."

At least he makes good shade in the summertime.

[jimmyjazz 45,183]

I don't care what the salary difference is, at that level I'd coach in Durham over College Station without even thinking about it.

[ousux 5,566]

 

The publicity part is what aggy values most. Their greatest fear is nobody cares what they do or don't do.

[Beau Vine 53,710]

I am so disappointed that Kentucky and aggy aren't scheduled to play next season.