Tell Me About Texas a&m

[Vermin 3,043]

10 minutes ago, dingleberryswitzer said:

If the rumors are that aggy wants to keep as much of the staff as possible then I could see that being a sticking point for Traylor.  I’m like 95% sure traylor has never hired an outsider while at utsa.  Every hire has been someone he worked with at texas, smu or Arkansas, or promoted from within.  He’s a big “culture” Guy since he’s not a a pure offensive or defensive coach.  He wouldn’t want anyone that tries to undermine his culture. 

So aggy is sabotaging the new head coach to placate practice skipping, locker room toking pre-madonnas?

In other words, aggy paid $76 million just to change the signage out front?

Holy shit.

[BigSwingingD 719]

43 minutes ago, Blotto said:

I'm gonna laugh if Jimbo is pulling two paychecks before aggy can stop getting dumped. 

 

He's an angry elf. He is going to take the staff they are so desperate to keep.

Ring side seats to the next aggy shit show!

[NashLonghorn 270]

29 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Why in the ever living fuck would he do this?  Dude is set for life as are his next like 4 generations. Go enjoy it man. Jeez. 

What the fuck else is he going to do?  Work at Home Depot or Bass Proshop?

[C-Man 27,194]

4 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Meanwhile, on Texags

 

[jimmyjazz 45,889]

3 minutes ago, Treefidy said:

He maybe thought he could win big at A&M with their resources without doing a deep dive into the cult, 

What makes you think Jimbo had any problem with the cult?  He's a fucking weirdo.  He probably liked that whole vibe.

[atomheartbevo 89,628]

1 minute ago, jimmyjazz said:

What makes you think Jimbo had any problem with the cult?  He's a fucking weirdo.  He probably liked that whole vibe.

As long as they aren't fucking his wife, he's probably cool with a lot of things.

[Horn Dogg 3,874]

33 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Why in the ever living fuck would he do this?  Dude is set for life as are his next like 4 generations. Go enjoy it man. Jeez. 

So that he can beat aggy while getting paid by aggy.

[ClubWhatever 12,120]

2 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

What makes you think Jimbo had any problem with the cult?  He's a fucking weirdo.  He probably liked that whole vibe.

He likes the cult of big checks cashing

[MrBig 5,385]

Jimbo is one of those guys who can’t sit at home all day and not work. He has to go to work to do that.

[Surly Bevo 24,908]

Don’t Jimbo and Candi have some foundation that he could bum around?

[Vermin 3,043]

Gotta hand it to Jimbo: it's hard to pull of retiring on the job 3 times.

[dingleberryswitzer 2,724]

8 minutes ago, Vermin said:

So aggy is sabotaging the new head coach to placate practice skipping, locker room toking pre-madonnas?

In other words, aggy paid $76 million just to change the signage out front?

Holy shit.

Well I’its all just rumors, but  the idea is that they’re trying to save money by not having to buy out the current assistant coaches.  Now if they were pulling urban Meyer they’d probably let him do whatever he wants.  But a g5 hire who is probably doubling if not tripling his salary?  They gonna have to play by aggys rules.

5 minutes ago, MrBig said:

Jimbo is one of those guys who can’t sit at home all day and not work. He has to go to work to do that.

Doesn’t aggy have a golf course to design? 

[ousux 5,597]

I'm gonna laugh if Jimbo is pulling two paychecks before aggy can stop getting dumped. 
 

I got my hopes up for Stoops, not falling for this fake Twitter announcement shit.

[TexasMan 10,891]

 

[Surly Bevo 24,908]

Serious question has aggy officially announced this?

[EverybodyGoDeep 30]

8-8 in the ACC 

[Nicole44 22,059]

21 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Serious question has aggy officially announced this?

No. I do love the jive Mike Elko parody account (same person did the Jimbo Fisher parody account):

 

[Vermin 3,043]

https://x.com/billyliucci/status/1729013565825376695?s=20

[Surly Bevo 24,908]

https://x.com/billyliucci/status/1729013565825376695?s=20

Slinking in during the middle of the night.

Prepare the jizz jars!!!!

[Treefidy 1,463]

2 hours ago, UTEE97 said:

Sloneal loves this hire. Now I am sold!

 

 

Big splash, flying in the coach of one of the top 5 blue blood program, just to leave him on the tarmac while they go swipe another top 5 blue bloods HC.  Aggies have put the world on notice.

Leon will catch up, eventually.   

[Beau Vine 54,208]

2 hours ago, The Ace of Aces said:

Sports Illustrated has the fulll story about how the Board of Regents nixed the Stoops deal after it was agreed upon. 

https://www.si.com/college/tamu/football/tamu-aggies-mark-stoops-board-of-regents-jimbo-fisher-fired-mike-elko

Did you bother actually reading this?  Their source is a Texags Premium Looch column.

[orangebird 1,079]

11 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Slinking in during the middle of the night.

Prepare the jizz jars!!!!

Likely this plane, for those of you who want to follow along at home:

https://www.flightradar24.com/GLF4/32fb61b6

It's not trackable via FlightAware, likely some aggy big cigar's private Gulfstream.

[DalTxHornFan 3,097]

46 minutes ago, orangebird said:

Likely this plane, for those of you who want to follow along at home:

https://www.flightradar24.com/GLF4/32fb61b6

It's not trackable via FlightAware, likely some aggy big cigar's private Gulfstream.

That's aggy BOR Robert Albritton's G-4.  The same one that is all dressed up in an aggy livery -- used for the famous "Welcome Jimbo" video with the aggy band playing.

[Burt 4,080]

1 hour ago, Vermin said:

https://x.com/billyliucci/status/1729013565825376695?s=20

 

 

[Tex Pete 20,336]

Billy is acting like he wasn’t in one of the three rings when the circus came to town. 

Oh, well. Maybe no one noticed. 
 

Edited November 27, 2023 by Tex Pete

[pops 6,980]

Chin pubes can't even spell aggy right.....or maybe we should all go with agge?

[Fastbreak 3,982]

it just seems like so little thought was put into any of this. 

[aggie08 21,491]

1 hour ago, DalTxHornFan said:

That's aggy BOR Robert Albritton's G-4.  The same one that is all dressed up in an aggy livery -- used for the famous "Welcome Jimbo" video with the aggy band playing.

[Tex Pete 20,336]

13 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

We truly appreciate y’all going to all this trouble just for our entertainment.
Dance, monkey! Dance!

[LateAughtsHorn 588]

5 hours ago, Vermin said:

So aggy is sabotaging the new head coach to placate practice skipping, locker room toking pre-madonnas?

In other words, aggy paid $76 million just to change the signage out front?

Holy shit.

Pretty sure nobody on Aggy's team for the past 4 decades was born before Madonna. 

[ChiTownDoc 21,143]

6 hours ago, TreatyOak said:

You mean the Duke University that is currently ranked the 7th best university in the US? Is that your definition of embarrassment? 

Dude comes into the aggy thread and calls Duke embarrassing.  Interesting.  

Edited November 27, 2023 by ChiTownDoc

[BurntOrange&White 39,930]

 

It's hilarious how they're trying to act the complete opposite of how they did with Jimbo. They're going to talk their "culture" into existence. 

 

 

[Longboard Horn 40,296]

 

 

[nnm 36,352]

2 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

 

 

Dude may approach Mangino levels soon. 

Edited November 27, 2023 by nnm

[MonkeyDoughnut 10,229]

No A&M colors?, not even hat?  No family... I'm guessing they aren't actually coming anytime soon.

[Duane Moore 5,237]

15 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

 

 

Where’s the band and the maroon carpet?

[SimkinsMan 4,386]

20 minutes ago, nnm said:

Dude may approach Mangino levels soon. 

He like his chicken fried steak, ok?

[Horn Dogg 3,874]

31 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

 

 

Did he get his blank-date National Championship trophy yet?

[tx ind 7,007]

My gawd that’s Bret Bielema’s music.

Elko looks like when someone gets off a prison bus in a movie and they scan around thinking wtf have I done.

[US183 125]

3 minutes ago, Horn Dogg said:

Did he get his blank-date National Championship trophy yet?

No, he didn’t get the aggy band, the cheering nut squeezers, Reveille, the carpet, the confetti, the Limo convoy, or any of the Jimbo fanfare. Sad. 

[AbraCadabra 120]

Jimbo vs Elko:

 

 

[tbone_ 14,112]

Could anything possibly be better than when Jimbo beats aggy as the Vandy coach?

[Redneck Mutha 7,954]

48 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

No family... I'm guessing they aren't actually coming anytime soon.

Waiting for the contract to be signed and the first check to clear to make sure aggy doesn't talk themselves out of it and put him back on the plane.

[jimmyjazz 45,889]

Quote

Time for business. No time for fancy introductions.

This is perfect.

[tbone_ 14,112]

What a miserable existence that guy is in for

[lilMAC25 3,789]

10 hours ago, Pancho said:

 

I mean, I hate ou just as much as anyone else on here but this is absolutely correct. And as everyone can see, aggy is in spin mode. 

“Insiders” pumping out all sorts of sunshine messages? Check.

Try to make it known that the admin and athletic department are united? Fucking check. 

Pump up Elko as the best hire since Bear Bryant even though we did that with Jimbo? Checkity check.

Make it know that Elko “gets us”? Absolutely check

Have people with a lot of followers make up shit like getting texts from other P5 coaches and Texas high school coaches who are praising the Elko hire? Mother fuckity check. 

 

This is an athletic department/fan base/college who is making decisions not in the best interest of what will get their football program actual championships but instead what they believe will just beat Texas next year. This is how juvenile they are. But for some reason because Elko coached there before, that automatically means this is the right hire/right fit all because he agreed to keep Robinson and the recruits they bought because they believe that class is the class to a.) beat Texas and b.) maybe win something prominent. 

Yes, what Elko did at Duke was impressive, but he’s not the home run hire they are making it out to be. A&M is great at manufacturing just horseshit and trying to sell it as gold, and they are primed and ready to do that again with the hire of Elko. 

Before 5-7, aggy had been pushing the idea that a #1 recruiting class usually wins a championship.

 

THAT is why they’re desperate to keep that class together.

Edited November 27, 2023 by lilMAC25

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4 hours ago, Fastbreak said:

it just seems like so little thought was put into any of this. 

Right on schedule...

[Rockethorn1978 6,072]

The aggy spin that this is the best hire is gonna be fun to read. Especially from looch. The minister of propaganda will make sure everyone in Berlin cheers the hire.

[Longboard Horn 40,296]

 

[Cajun 11,705]

1 hour ago, Longboard Horn said:

 

 

He's gonna fit right in with the Collie Station all-you-can-eat buffet crowd.

Which is everybody.