Tell Me About Texas a&m

[DanTheHorn 5061]

1 hour ago, Machinator said:

Courtesy of @Longhornfrenzy

They were not the premier game in the state even when we had the game much less in the country. Aggy can't help themselves. Aggy does not understand that in the last 30 years Texas and OU have actually been in the hunt for the big prize and that is what makes Texas v OU a premier game.

[EastTexan 666]

40 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

No, those turned out to just be feral hog bones.

 

Thought they were sheep bones and aggy held a memorial service.

[EastTexan 666]

40 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

No, those turned out to just be feral hog bones.

 

Thought they were sheep bones and aggy held a memorial service.

[Machinator 32102]

[Machinator 32102]

Edited April 10, 2018 by Machinator

[GlenFromTheMailRoom 1639]

3 minutes ago, Machinator said:

So they never want to play us again?

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

There is no cure for aggy. There is no treatment for aggy. The prognosis for aggy is a lifetime of aggyness.

 

It is true that aggy could change. But we all know they won't.

[Quasimofo 406]

No, those turned out to just be feral hog bones.

But, just in case, they're putting up a scoreboard out there.

[TrashMaster G 18031]

An aggy is saying that WE have no games of national relevance and OUR schedule is a joke?  Did I read that right?

[Cairn Horn88 8500]

5 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

An aggy is saying that WE have no games of national relevance and OUR schedule is a joke?  Did I read that right?

Yea, ya did!

[TrashMaster G 18031]

2 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Yea, ya did!

Lord.  Some of those morons are just a pure waste of good carbon and oxygen.

[DigglerontheHoof 21516]

48 minutes ago, Machinator said:

The head explosions that will happen once aggy is in their 8th year of Dumbo with no NCs or SEC championships, is going to be glorious. 

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

34 minutes ago, Quasimofo said:

5 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said:

No, those turned out to just be feral hog bones.

But, just in case, they're putting up a scoreboard out there.

[TrashMaster G 18031]

3 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

The head explosions that will happen once aggy is in their 8th year of Dumbo with no NCs or SEC championships, is going to be glorious. 

And yet, many of them will just blame it on how tough the SECSECSEC is.

[Johnny Sack 8397]

53 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Yea, ya did!

You see, them going 1-11 against LSU and Alabam is national relevance. You stupid sip. 

[elfenix 34658]

[markstanco 12773]

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2nd win over Alabama.

[Spawn of Cthulhu 2241]

Best injury I took care of this spring break was an underaged Ole Miss student. And, yes, Soth Walton County is my turf.

[Spawn of Cthulhu 2241]

Interestingly, you never see SEC stickers on aggy vehicles out here, unless they’ve got TX plates. A bunch of 30-A and Salt Lifes, but no SEC.

[Not a Sock 2362]

1 hour ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

The head explosions that will happen once aggy is in their 8th year of Dumbo with no NCs or SEC championships, is going to be glorious. 

Year 8? If Jimbo hasn't won the West by year 4 they will put him on the hot seat, but unlike sumlin who is pretty mellow and took their abuse jimbo won't.  He will lash out a someone and A&M will try and fire him for cause to get around his absurd contract. He'll burn down the program on the way out and the media will have a field day with it. 

[kopp0e 1135]

57 minutes ago, elfenix said:

Alright, now I'm going to look for the 1-800 number for fatheads to get this made for the man cave...

[skipperj 377]

7 minutes ago, kopp0e said:

man cave...

No.

[Horndog 2293]

2 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

The head explosions that will happen once aggy is in their 8th year of Dumbo with no NCs or SEC championships, is going to be glorious. 

One delusional aggy claiming to be non-delusional:  "A lot of people like to talk about us having unrealistic expectations with Jimbo (when in reality every Aggie I talk to knows it will take a few years to expect conference titles or more). . ."   http://texags.com/forums/5/topics/2944552

[SHOOTER12 8883]

23 hours ago, deft said:

I grew up in mexia. We drove to Waco for fun.

Without rape I hope

[Godzillatron 295]

So they never want to play us again?

Please let this be true.

[Steel Shank 9533]

1 hour ago, Horndog said:

expect conference titles or more). . ."   http://texags.com/forums/5/topics/2944552

They should call the area on the stadium wall where they put up their championships "Championships y Mas"

Edited April 11, 2018 by Steel Shank

[Cairn Horn88 8500]

2 hours ago, Not a Sock said:

Year 8? If Jimbo hasn't won the West by year 4 they will put him on the hot seat, but unlike sumlin who is pretty mellow and took their abuse jimbo won't.  He will lash out a someone and A&M will try and fire him for cause to get around his absurd contract. He'll burn down the program on the way out and the media will have a field day with it. 

We are talking aggy here folks.  Jimbo will work a little, beat LSU, then get a 4 year extension,  then just sit back and wait to get fired.  Jimbo will figure out how to get even more $$$ from aggy before riding off into the sunset.  Adios mofo.

[trueut2003 73]

We are talking aggy here folks.  Jimbo will work a little, beat LSU, then get a 4 year extension,  then just sit back and wait to get fired.  Jimbo will figure out how to get even more $$$ from aggy before riding off into the sunset.  Adios mofo.

Why mess with what's been working?

[Leanderman 2353]

We are talking aggy here folks.  Jimbo will work a little, beat LSU, then get a 4 year extension,  then just sit back and wait to get fired.  Jimbo will figure out how to get even more $$$ from aggy before riding off into the sunset.  Adios mofo.

He can call Rumlin for advice.

[Sidney Sherman 66]

10 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

We are talking aggy here folks.  Jimbo will work a little, beat LSU, then get a 4 year extension,  then just sit back and wait to get fired.  Jimbo will figure out how to get even more $$$ from aggy before riding off into the sunset.  Adios mofo.

He can call Rumlin for advice.

This.

The dude mailed it in after winning a title with the SemiHoles. Aggy keeps hiring these embarrassing drunks. 

[mr. sunshine 2852]

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5 minute highlight reel of the NC game on the Kyle Field video board

Jimbo better hurry up then because I imagine the highlight reel of their only real NC is probably in pretty bad shape.  Maybe they can chop up an old Harold Lloyd or Buster Keaton movie to fill in the missing footage

Edited April 11, 2018 by mr. sunshine
I'm the reason we can't have nice things?

[Leanderman 2353]

5 minute highlight reel of the NC game on the Kyle Field video board

The rest will be gay porn without a doubt?

[Bevo in VA 342]

2 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

5 minute highlight reel of the NC game on the Kyle Field video board

The rest will be gay sheep porn without a doubt?

FIFY

[Scholz 12301]

17 hours ago, GlenFromTheMailRoom said:

So they never want to play us again?

If their prerequisite is to first have something to brag about, then yep correct.

[UT Lawnghorn 758]

17 hours ago, Machinator said:

"They have no games of national relevance and you want to throw them a lifeline of having one."

luuuuuuuuulz.  Does he not realize we play USC and OU this year? Both those games are exponentially more nationally relevant than playing aggy would be. Hell, TCU and WVU is likely to be more nationally relevant than aggy because those teams will actually be ranked.

I like the aggy criticisms of our "soft" schedule.  News flash aggy. Ole Miss sucks now, the Ogre is driving LSU right off I-10 into the swamp,  Arkansas fired the fat fucking retard who eats dicks because they suck, and Miss St. lost their coach.  The SEC West is not difficult just because you finish in the bottom half every single year.  

[Scholz 12301]

Not to mention the 3 high school teams they play OOC every year.

And newsflash, aggys, you've never been nationally relevant.

[Parliament 14560]

Dhat Gwynn will be honorary captain.

[Modessit 5665]

5 minute highlight reel of the NC game on the Kyle Field video board

Actual footage from their last NC game:

[Scholz 12301]

15 minutes ago, Modessit said:

 

 

 

Actual footage from their last NC game:

 

Sorry, you cannot add any more reactions today.

[Cairn Horn88 8500]

4 hours ago, UT Lawnghorn said:

"They have no games of national relevance and you want to throw them a lifeline of having one."

luuuuuuuuulz.  Does he not realize we play USC and OU this year? Both those games are exponentially more nationally relevant than playing aggy would be. Hell, TCU and WVU is likely to be more nationally relevant than aggy because those teams will actually be ranked.

I like the aggy criticisms of our "soft" schedule.  News flash aggy. Ole Miss sucks now, the Ogre is driving LSU right off I-10 into the swamp,  Arkansas fired the fat fucking retard who eats dicks because they suck, and Miss St. lost their coach.  The SEC West is not difficult just because you finish in the bottom half every single year.  

It's ok for those other secw teams to suck....the more those teams suck...the better chance they have to get closer than 4/5th place....they just can't get past bama or auburn....plus at least one other secw team, not to mention the secE teams...so really, the only way they ever get to the top of the secsec, is for 13 other teams to really, really suck.

[Dnaguy 12573]

57 minutes ago, Modessit said:

 

 

Actual footage from their last NC game:

 

Major events that happened the same year that aggy claims a national championship:

#1 (1919)

Jan 5 -  National Socialist Party (Nazi) forms as German Farmers' Party

Mar 23 - 8th Congress of the Russian Communist Party re-establishes a five-member Politburo which becomes the center of political power in the Soviet Union. Original members Vladimir Lenin, Leon Trotsky, Joseph Stalin, Lev Kamenev and Nikolai Krestinsky

May 19 Mustafa Kemal Atatürk lands at Samsun on the Black Sea coast, beginning the Turkish War of Independence

Jun 28 Treaty of Versailles, ending WWI and establishing the League of Nations, is signed in France

#2 (1927)

May 20 - Saudi Arabia becomes independent of Great Britain in the Treaty of Jeddah

May 21 - Aviator Charles Lindbergh, in the Spirit of St Louis, lands in Paris after the first solo air crossing of Atlantic

May 26 - Henry Ford and the Ford Motor Company produce the last (and 15th million) Model T Ford / Tin Lizzie

#3 (1939)

Mar 28 - Spanish Civil War ends, Madrid falls to Francisco Franco

May 7 - Germany and Italy announce an alliance known as the Rome-Berlin Axis

Sep 1 - World War II starts when Germany invades Poland by attacking the Free City of Danzig

 

 

[Longboard Horn 41320]

[Longboard Horn 41320]

All of the false title claims that aggy has on their wall has got to be an NCAA violation right?

[Scholz 12301]

Being full blown retarded isn't a crime.

[Harrison Stafford 3390]

But being full blown aggy should be.

[NeverMarryAStripper 22241]

It’s a crime against humanity

[GlenFromTheMailRoom 1639]

Looks like the aggy network is in full effect for Melvin Bullitt.

 

[DaysOff 8157]

Man. That was the list-eater special. I forgot that game started at like 10am; turned it on an hour later and it was 28-0.

[RDCanecutter 26853]

8 minutes ago, GlenFromTheMailRoom said:

Looks like the aggy network is in full effect for Melvin Bullitt.

 

I'm guessing there's $400 worth of gold in that ring, max. I need to drop everything, and start selling shiny shit to Aggy.

[EastTexan 666]

10 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

I'm guessing there's $400 worth of gold in that ring, max. I need to drop everything, and start selling shiny shit to Aggy.

 

You got any sterling silver forks?