Tell Me About Texas a&m

[pops 6974]

Holy shit....I just read this cat is only 46 years old!  Holy sheeeeeeet!

[Cajun 11675]

4 minutes ago, pops said:

Holy shit....I just read this cat is only 46 years old!  Holy sheeeeeeet!

It’s ok, he’s 73 In cholesterol years.

[SHOOTER12 8789]

8 hours ago, DanTheHorn said:

We will know if we see the look against ND.

Tyrone Swoopes ain't walking through that door...

[Cairn Horn88 8185]

1 hour ago, cmontexas said:

Better than T+1 I guess

That’s COTA Formula 1 weekend!  Busy, busy in Austin!

That’s COTA Formula 1 weekend!  Busy, busy in Austin!

Edited November 28, 2023 by Cairn Horn88

[Longboard Horn 40145]

On 3/25/2018 at 2:39 AM, ATXHorn94 said:

It’s going to take a loooong time to get this back to 1300 pages or whatever it was. 

And 5 and a half years later we're all caught up.

[Hook1997 5289]

I know a majority of UT fans never want to go to the away A&M game but compared to other SEC teams we will probably give them their or anyones by far best home environment of the year.  Maybe some of us should go this year?

Edited November 28, 2023 by Hook1997

[TOR 5374]

5 minutes ago, Hook1997 said:

I know a majority of UT fans never want to go to the away A&M game but compared to other SEC teams we will probably give them their or anyones by far best home environment of the year.  Maybe some of us should go this year?

wat

[Henry Hill 3156]

9 minutes ago, Hook1997 said:

I know a majority of UT fans never want to go to the away A&M game but compared to other SEC teams we will probably give them their or anyones by far best home environment of the year.  Maybe some of us should go this year?

 

[Dutchrudder 11115]

1 hour ago, Navin R. Johnson said:

Elko talks about winning championships like it’s easy. What championships has he won? It looks like he might have won an Ivy League conference title in 1998. What else? Probably a few hotdog eating contests.

I consider myself a good person, but if you gave me 42 million dollars guaranteed, I'll get up on that stage, sing songs and say whatever the fuck you want to put in that teleprompter, so long as it doesn't get me fired with cause. Elko knows the business, he's in the "hopes and dreams" phase right now, shoot for the moon, and if you only hit Louisiana you get millions of dollars as a parting gift. In about 3.5 years, he's going to be shown the door and get to leave with 21 million still owed to him. 

[Hook1997 5289]

15 minutes ago, TOR said:

wat

We do give A&M the best big game home environment out of anyone because no one goes.   You get the gist..   I’m too high from our sponsors edible to worry about how anyone thinks about how  I wrote it.  Lol

Edited November 28, 2023 by Hook1997

[Vermin 3042]

Just now, Hook1997 said:

We do give A&M the best big game home environment out of anyone because no one goes.   You get the gist..   I’m too high from our sponsors edible to worry about how anyone thinks I wrote it.  Lol

But why would you want good things for aggy? 

[C-Man 27058]

2 minutes ago, Dutchrudder said:

I consider myself a good person, but if you gave me 42 million dollars guaranteed, I'll get up on that stage, sing songs and say whatever the fuck you want to put in that teleprompter, so long as it doesn't get me fired with cause. Elko knows the business, he's in the "hopes and dreams" phase right now, shoot for the moon, and if you only hit Louisiana you get millions of dollars as a parting gift. In about 3.5 years, he's going to be shown the door and get to leave with 21 million still owed to him. 

[WBT 20422]

1 hour ago, Nicole44 said:

Probably the coolest thing that happened today though (even with all the aggy mess of everything)
 

 

They should really rename it the hall of introductory press conferences

[WBT 20422]

4 minutes ago, Dutchrudder said:

I consider myself a good person, but if you gave me 42 million dollars guaranteed, I'll get up on that stage, sing songs and say whatever the fuck you want to put in that teleprompter, so long as it doesn't get me fired with cause. Elko knows the business, he's in the "hopes and dreams" phase right now, shoot for the moon, and if you only hit Louisiana you get millions of dollars as a parting gift. In about 3.5 years, he's going to be shown the door and get to leave with 21 million still owed to him. 

*80% of 21 million.  Clearly aggy has learned their lesson

[Henry Hill 3156]

14 minutes ago, Dutchrudder said:

I consider myself a good person, but if you gave me 42 million dollars guaranteed, I'll get up on that stage, sing songs and say whatever the fuck you want to put in that teleprompter, so long as it doesn't get me fired with cause. Elko knows the business, he's in the "hopes and dreams" phase right now, shoot for the moon, and if you only hit Louisiana you get millions of dollars as a parting gift. In about 3.5 years, he's going to be shown the door and get to leave with 21 million still owed to him. 

[Wulaw Horn 18981]

16 minutes ago, WBT said:

They should really rename it the hall of introductory press conferences

This whole Robinson thing as the fulcrum of their hopes and dreams is funny. 

[ousux 5587]

Am I the last person on earth to learn we play A&M on Saturday after Thanksgiving?  That sucks.

It was either that, black Friday or Thanksgiving itself, but that last ship sailed more than a decade ago when aggy tried to slink away from big bro. Works out better for those actually attending the game...every other year of course.

[ousux 5587]

A man on a mission … an eating mission 

Tons of healthy and vegan options in the lit station, (they may even have a salad bar buffet these days!) he will be slim and trim in no time.

[Hook1997 5289]

2 minutes ago, ousux said:

1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

Am I the last person on earth to learn we play A&M on Saturday after Thanksgiving?  That sucks.

It was either that, black Friday or Thanksgiving itself, but that last ship sailed more than a decade ago when aggy tried to slink away from big bro. Works out better for those actually attending the game...every other year of course.

They also have 3 NFL games on thanksgiving so they don’t want to compete against that.   Now they can have a feature SEC rivalry on Friday and Saturday night.  

[CTC2 2745]

1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

Oh, I'm not going to B/CS either, but I'd prefer to watch it on TV on Thursday, with the big dinner wrapped around the event.

I agree. The day has been almost intolerable since it stopped. 

[CTC2 2745]

3 minutes ago, ousux said:

1 hour ago, TXUT said:

A man on a mission … an eating mission 

Tons of healthy and vegan options in the lit station, (they may even have a salad bar buffet these days!) he will be slim and trim in no time.

He taking a pre employment health exam?  

[ousux 5587]

I agree. The day has been almost intolerable since it stopped. 

Leftovers and cracking open a nice bourbon before Texas kicks the shit out of aggy. Good times, but some traditions are best left in the past.

[Horn Dogg 3808]

1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

Oh, I'm not going to B/CS either, but I'd prefer to watch it on TV on Thursday, with the big dinner wrapped around the event.

We should have the stripper and the monkey on the sideline at Kyle Field just for the hell of it.  I’m sure aggy will feel even more disrespected as an added bonus.

[StrippersAndNobelPrizes 831]

1 hour ago, Dutchrudder said:

I consider myself a good person, but if you gave me 42 million dollars guaranteed, I'll get up on that stage, sing songs and say whatever the fuck you want to put in that teleprompter, so long as it doesn't get me fired with cause. Elko knows the business, he's in the "hopes and dreams" phase right now, shoot for the moon, and if you only hit Louisiana you get millions of dollars as a parting gift. In about 3.5 years, he's going to be shown the door and get to leave with 21 million still owed to him. 

Soooo, basically life imitates the Simpsons again….Elko the dancing monkey

 

Edited November 28, 2023 by StrippersAndNobelPrizes

[SHOOTER12 8789]

8 hours ago, TheFlagship said:

Genuinely shocked there’s no incentive for beating Texas

**there's a gentlemens agreement **

[Horn Dogg 3808]

9 minutes ago, StrippersAndNobelPrizes said:

Soooo, basically life imitates the Simpsons again….Elko the dancing monkey

 

Man, the more I think about it……A&M is so eternally fucked.  They will Never succeed if all they do is think about us (who have massively underachieved for a long period of time).  They are coming off 10 years of self reassured optimism, and we’re going to crush that in Kyle Field next year.  
 

I can’t wait until 2025 when all of DKR is chanting “pooooooooooor agggiiiiieees” in the 3rd quarter.  That’s one of the longest standing And safest aggy traditions, we will keep it going for them!  
 

fuck aggy, bunch of fucking idiots that are about to want to ditch their “100 year decision.”  What a bunch of losers!

[Horn Dogg 3808]

2 hours ago, pops said:

Holy shit....I just read this cat is only 46 years old!  Holy sheeeeeeet!

I’m 46.  I’m a man too.  I wish I made as much as Elko, but I look a hell of a lot better than he does and I don’t have to deal with the cult of aggy relying on me to be their path to heaven.

[Treefidy 1463]

7 hours ago, Constant said:

 

Texas and Oklahoma hating A&M. It is the only thing that brings us together positively. 

Look here sister fucker, get it straight.  Aggies are an embarrassment we love to laugh at but have to share a state with. 
 

We hate you guys because y’all come to Texas once a year and drag your ass across the carpet, but you’re our rival and you’re a blue blood program who has been to the mountaintop more times than we have.
 We still own the series, though you have been closing the gap at an alarming rate over the past few decades.  4 of our past 5 coaches had us doing donuts in the desert while you had John Blake for a few years..

 How many times have you backdoored into the playoffs with a loss only to shit all over yourselves?   We probably have the horses to win it all this year yet still took the Loss to y’all, and we are on the outside looking in to the CFP because the rest of the country tired of falling for the B12 banana in the tail pipe. 

But at least most of you go back to your trailer park meth labs for the other 364 days a year, so there’s that.

Anyway, heres Aggies making fools of themselves repeatedly, we can certainly agree to laugh at them.  Cheers!

[AnTiM 1659]

Dear aggy:  Take your Cart McCry yells and your 12-07 vehicle inspection stickers and use our 25-27 cattle prod to shove them up your ass.  Playing you every year was like hitting ourselves in the head with a hammer; it felt so good when it stopped.  (Spoken as a 25 year season ticket holder).

Edited November 28, 2023 by AnTiM

[AnTiM 1659]

16 minutes ago, AnTiM said:

Dear aggy:  Take your Cart McCry yells and your 12-07 vehicle inspection stickers and use our 25-27 cattle prod to shove them up your ass.  Playing you every year was like hitting ourselves in the head with a hammer; it felt so good when it stopped.  (Spoken as a 25 year season ticket holder).

Wish I had found this item earlier but better late than never.

 

[Leanderman 2267]

I would hate to own an "All You Can Eat Buffet", and see Elko and Ketch watch in together. 

[Longboard Horn 40145]

Where is @Randolph Duke in all this aggy chaos? I need a long post to read analyzing all the buffoonery. 

[speed817 19115]

7 hours ago, Hook1997 said:

I know a majority of UT fans never want to go to the away A&M game but compared to other SEC teams we will probably give them their or anyones by far best home environment of the year.  Maybe some of us should go this year?

You should go.  Then start a thread on Texags to describe your experience.

[Longboard Horn 40145]

 

[BurntOrange&White 39663]

7 hours ago, WBT said:

*80% of 21 million.  Clearly aggy has learned their lesson

That is still 16.8 after 3 years which would give them 3 in the top 15. With Jimbo being number one and Elko being number 6.

[ChickenNuggets 1611]

8 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

I just prefer that game on T-giving or MAYBE Friday.  Eh, all semblance of tradition (turdition) is gone, whatever.

I'm with you. It's fun having that game on Thurs/Fri. I hope it reverts back after the 24 season.

[Alien Octopus 499]

7 hours ago, Horn Dogg said:

We should have the stripper and the monkey on the sideline at Kyle Field just for the hell of it.  I’m sure aggy will feel even more disrespected as an added bonus.

Nah they would rush to get their own; Put some glitter on one of the milk men and shave a monkey into his ass.

[MonkeyDoughnut 10145]

9 hours ago, orangebird said:

Have you seen their schedule next year?  Softer than baby shit.  Texas Tech could probably go 10-2 with that schedule.

Well, this year they beat 6-6 Auburn. That is the only bowl eligible team they beat.

[chemHORN 1239]

The Big 12 often listed that Saturday as a place holder for the week and then the game ended up being on Thursday or Friday.  I'm thinking the same could happen here as well.  

[Armybrat 40744]

9 hours ago, TXUT said:

A man on a mission … an eating mission 

I knew I had seen that guy somewhere….. /cr

 

[Armybrat 40744]

52 minutes ago, speed817 said:

You should go.  Then start a thread on Texags to describe your experience.

Well, it has been a long time since we played aggy, so some fans may need assistance finding Pyle Field.

[Nice Guy Eddie 13414]

I’m looking forward when Stoops/UK beats A&M in ‘25 or ‘26 at their next game

Bjork inadvertently created the measuring bar for Elko. He has to perform better than UK and Stoops, and Elko needs to do at least 1 or 2 wins better. If Stoops can pull off 9 or 10 win seasons, Elko is fucked. Of course 9+ won’t be as easy in the new SEC as it was in the SEC East. At least a consistent 9 will be tough.

Edited November 28, 2023 by Nice Guy Eddie

[Elmer_Fudd 22109]

57 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

Where is @Randolph Duke in all this aggy chaos? I need a long post to read analyzing all the buffoonery. 

Speaking of Randolph, he did tell us all from day one the Jimbo era would be glorious to watch.

[Longboard Horn 40145]

 

[TexasMan 10786]

Everyone needs to watch this 

[Longboard Horn 40145]

[Tex Pete 20179]

10 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

Everyone needs to watch this 

Mike Elko may, in fact, be the missing link

[Tex Pete 20179]

Sorry. The Missing Link. 

[LTtxfan 48980]

 

[Deej 76568]

9 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

Am I the last person on earth to learn we play A&M on Saturday after Thanksgiving?  That sucks.

And how are we at Arkansas again? We just played them there.