Tell Me About Texas a&m

[mchookem 16,727]

4 hours ago, pyrohornIII said:

 

 

Edited November 30, 2023 by mchookem

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32 minutes ago, Navin R. Johnson said:

We always discuss the plywood, but have we ever discussed the architectural features of this building? Was it designed by Frank Loyd Wright, or a Soviet architect? I can’t tell the difference.

I think that most of the buildings in College Station were designed by Frank Lloyd Wrong.

I'll see myself out, now.

[Xminus6 839]

On 11/28/2023 at 9:54 AM, YGIFS said:

tu?  You don't know me well enough motherfucker.  It's UsTed.  Got it, punk?  

I've had to take folks aside, young and old, and explained....."Look, when we're out of state...and somebody asks where you went to school, say Texas or UT-Austin.  UT means different shit in different parts of the country.  And don't just say "Tech", you have to say "Texas Tech."  And then I'd get into the whole, "These guys all went to business school so they'll often to refer to their alma mater as Sloan or Kellogg or Marshall even though we don't really say McCombs."  You don't have to sit down and memorize the entirety of a Fiske Guide to Colleges, but a cursory knowledge of the name usage/locations/some trivia nugget of these 20 or so colleges is a great way too make idle chit-chat at a reception or lunch break.  Same as knowing a little bit about international soccer or geopolitics when dealing with foreign nationals.  Just something to show you care and are up to date on shit.  But try telling that to a fucking Aggie.  these fucking morons can be in midtown Manhattan at GE Headquarters or on Wall Street or on Sand Hill Road and will open with, "As an Ag...my view of the markets is..."  Nobody talks like that, even cross-fitter vegans from Yale wait 60 seconds into the conversation before throwing that shit out there.  Read a fucking room.  

I’ll go. When we were living in Manhattan Beach and having our first kid we went to a birthing class with a bunch of other expectant parents. We grew close to a couple from Europe that lived in our neighborhood. They both worked at Chevron in El Segundo, CA.

Years and years later the husband ends up working at a refinery in Texas. I talked to him on the phone and we talked about life and how I was thinking of coming out to Texas for a game possibly and he remembered that I went to Texas and grew up in state.

He’s talking about work and mentions that the people he interviews from Aggie are super weird and almost like a cult He doesn’t like hiring them despite their good PE program.

This is a guy who didn’t grow up in the country and had very little interest in American College football. But as an unbiased observer he came to the same conclusion as we do. 

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3 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

She’s Billy Liucci with a vagina. Wait, she’s also Billy Liucci with a vagina. 

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3 hours ago, CoTex said:

“Uh, hey Mr. Tattoo artist.  Can you change this J to a butterfly and then change this IMBO to ELKO?  How much would that cost?”

$120,000,000.00

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7 hours ago, msucolt45 said:

I knew the great group of Surly youngsters wouldn’t understand, as Mike Holder (OSU) golf Coach, would actually be their Athletic Director for like the next two decades.

Hook’em!!!

Mike Holder is a tremendous douche, nobody likes him and he has no friends.  He don't care though, made so much money with Boone Pickens.

[Longboard Horn 41,316]

14 hours ago, Sir Ulrich said:

The funny thing about this is that Texas, Alabama, Georgia, tOSU, or any of the blue bloods would never do this in a million years. They would be mocked and laughed at the same way the aggies were. 

Second they gave him this trophy on the same day they recognized Carthel for actually winning the D2 championship at Commerce. They should be shamed for the rest of eternity for this stunt.

I know Carthel and his wife is still pretty mad about that. "They robbed Colby of his moment."

[Longboard Horn 41,316]

10 hours ago, pyrohornIII said:

I didn't catch the @ there, but the name seemed familiar.   He knows his talent level has him stuck in the little B/CS market, so he's doubling down.

 

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9 hours ago, Jkwellborn said:

That’s probably a good deal, especially if you could get it for a little less. I’d love to have one myself.

Our company owner who passed away was into cars big time. He even built a huge garage and shop(25 car) and hired a restoration guy to restore classic cars. 15 years ago he sold a restored 79 TA for $50,000.

Edited November 30, 2023 by SHOOTER12

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20 hours ago, pops said:

Old game day program covers were so bad ass. 

 

[nnm 37,735]

A steer riding a pony and a pig doesn’t make any sense. 

[Armybrat 41,313]

4 minutes ago, nnm said:

A steer riding a pony and a pig doesn’t make any sense. 

Those made fifty cents.

[Laga4 1,270]

I was at that '62 Arky game.

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10 hours ago, nnm said:

 

[Born Burnt 6,229]

8 hours ago, Xminus6 said:

I’ll go. When we were living in Manhattan Beach and having our first kid we went to a birthing class with a bunch of other expectant parents. We grew close to a couple from Europe that lived in our neighborhood...

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8 hours ago, Xminus6 said:

He’s talking about work and mentions that the people he interviews from Aggie are super weird and almost like a cult He doesn’t like hiring them despite their good PE program.

I have a few aggy customers and for the most part they are nice but, I swear, many are really lacking in social skills.  Its kind of odd but so many of them are just so dry and personality-free.  I think it is the inbred gene.

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3 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

 

 

 

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I was around at the time, but I can’t remember the finer details. What’s the full list eater story? It was for the basketball ticket line, right?

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4 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

 

[Tex Pete 21,392]

15 minutes ago, Stringer said:

I was around at the time, but I can’t remember the finer details. What’s the full list eater story? It was for the basketball ticket line, right?

Cotton Bowl versus Tennessee where they got destroyed and their cars got towed from the neighborhood during the game. All around terrible experience for the Tards on the Brazos. 

(Longhorn staff/backers had the CB on in the background while in the hotel lobby prior to the Michigan Rose Bowl. I was fortunate enough to be there along with Mack, Earl Campbell, and a lot of big money Horns. Spent a half hour or so chatting with Frank Denius. Wonderful man. And we all laughed at the plight of the Aggies)

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29 minutes ago, Stringer said:

I was around at the time, but I can’t remember the finer details. What’s the full list eater story? It was for the basketball ticket line, right?

No it was Chimpanzione's second season in 2004 and the Ags were all sorts of fired up they had clawed their way out of the 0-77 basement the year before to the mighty Cotton Bowl vs Tenner.  They proceeded to get skull fuct and trail by 38 before picking up a garbage time TD from Reggie "Real Deal" McNeal to lose by 31.

Note: The only reason they got the Cotton Bowl was because BlowU was facing the condoms in the national championship and Texas was playing Michigan in the Rose Bowl

As always riding big brothers coattails and got beat down for doing so...

Edited November 30, 2023 by Pimphand

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1 hour ago, Born Burnt said:

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12 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

I wonder if she did the cute smile at the barricade after that run?

That has to sting a little extra when the Aggies' two biggest rivals (LSU and Piggy) cover the top five spots and sixth total spots ahead of Kendra.

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7 minutes ago, Dnaguy said:

 

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7 minutes ago, speed817 said:

Whoops

[Constant 6,838]

Look out for that bullet train. 

[TOR 6,100]

They are just incapable of staying off that rollercoaster.

[Knoxtnhorn 6,262]

6 minutes ago, Constant said:

Look out for that bullet train. 

C'mon y'all.  Takeo Spikes likes the hire.  How can you not marvel at the 3D chess aggy is playing?

[NoName 17,103]

1 minute ago, Constant said:

Look out for that bullet train. 

there is a very good chance a near mirror version of this text exists when they fired RC to hire Fran (replacing the old guy with someone we stole from Alabama! He has been at a blue blood so he gets us! He knows how to win!)...then fired Fran to hire Mike Sherman (NFL! offensive mastermind! He gets us and was here before! He was involved with personnel at the NFL level so that will translate to recruiting!)...then fired Mike Sherman to hire Kevin Sumlin (old white guy was over the hill! Sumlin is the new blood! look at how much more of a coach he looks like than the prior guy who was fat! swagcopter! high flying offense not that 3 yards and a cloud of dust that Sherman ran!)...then fired Sumlin to hire Jimbo Fisher (SITTING. NATIONAL. CHAMPIONSHIP. COACH. he knows how to win! he's been at a blue blood so he gets us! pro style offense is what we need, not the 3 incompletions and punt Sumlin offense! he looks more like a coach than our last coach who was fat!) ...now fired Fisher to hire Mike Elko (not an asshole. will run a hard nosed defense! he was here before AND at a blue blood so he gets us! the wrecking crew is going to come back! he isn't stubborn!)

for what it's worth, this is also what we will see with their next coach...he's an up and coming talent! Elko focused too much on the defense, we need more offense! the kids will love him because he gets them! swagcopter 2.0! see he's fit so he gets it, he isn't fat like that Elko guy was!"

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2 minutes ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

C'mon y'all.  Takeo Spikes likes the hire.  How can you not marvel at the 3D chess aggy is playing?

hey, he works at the SEC Network as an analyst and has his own podcast.

he is absolutely is the pinnacle of what they think a smart analyst is in 2023 - highly decorated high school player, went to an SEC school, played in the NFL for 15 years and was an all pro, now works for a regional network as a talking head.

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19 minutes ago, Constant said:

Ah

Look out for that bullet train. 

Ah, good ol' College Station, where everyone always mistakes roller coasters for bullet trains.

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23 minutes ago, Constant said:

Look out for that bullet train. 

More like the blew it train. Same as it ever was for aggy. 

[SHOOTER12 8,882]

14 minutes ago, NoName said:

there is a very good chance a near mirror version of this text exists when they fired RC to hire Fran (replacing the old guy with someone we stole from Alabama! He has been at a blue blood so he gets us! He knows how to win!)...then fired Fran to hire Mike Sherman (NFL! offensive mastermind! He gets us and was here before! He was involved with personnel at the NFL level so that will translate to recruiting!)...then fired Mike Sherman to hire Kevin Sumlin (old white guy was over the hill! Sumlin is the new blood! look at how much more of a coach he looks like than the prior guy who was fat! swagcopter! high flying offense not that 3 yards and a cloud of dust that Sherman ran!)...then fired Sumlin to hire Jimbo Fisher (SITTING. NATIONAL. CHAMPIONSHIP. COACH. he knows how to win! he's been at a blue blood so he gets us! pro style offense is what we need, not the 3 incompletions and punt Sumlin offense! he looks more like a coach than our last coach who was fat!) ...now fired Fisher to hire Mike Elko (not an asshole. will run a hard nosed defense! he was here before AND at a blue blood so he gets us! the wrecking crew is going to come back! he isn't stubborn!)

for what it's worth, this is also what we will see with their next coach...he's an up and coming talent! Elko focused too much on the defense, we need more offense! the kids will love him because he gets them! swagcopter 2.0! see he's fit so he gets it, he isn't fat like that Elko guy was!"

So, Collieville is where coaches careers go to die. Is that what you are saying?

[SHOOTER12 8,882]

Just saw where old Von Miller is running  from the law? Domestic violence on a pregnant person,  warrant issued Wednesday morning. 

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Edited November 30, 2023 by Beau Vine

[kevwun 16,269]

Him and Myles Garret are quite the violent pair of assholes.

[Tex Pete 21,392]

18 minutes ago, NoName said:

there is a very good chance a near mirror version of this text exists when they fired RC to hire Fran (replacing the old guy with someone we stole from Alabama! He has been at a blue blood so he gets us! He knows how to win!)...then fired Fran to hire Mike Sherman (NFL! offensive mastermind! He gets us and was here before! He was involved with personnel at the NFL level so that will translate to recruiting!)...then fired Mike Sherman to hire Kevin Sumlin (old white guy was over the hill! Sumlin is the new blood! look at how much more of a coach he looks like than the prior guy who was fat! swagcopter! high flying offense not that 3 yards and a cloud of dust that Sherman ran!)...then fired Sumlin to hire Jimbo Fisher (SITTING. NATIONAL. CHAMPIONSHIP. COACH. he knows how to win! he's been at a blue blood so he gets us! pro style offense is what we need, not the 3 incompletions and punt Sumlin offense! he looks more like a coach than our last coach who was fat!) ...now fired Fisher to hire Mike Elko (not an asshole. will run a hard nosed defense! he was here before AND at a blue blood so he gets us! the wrecking crew is going to come back! he isn't stubborn!)

for what it's worth, this is also what we will see with their next coach...he's an up and coming talent! Elko focused too much on the defense, we need more offense! the kids will love him because he gets them! swagcopter 2.0! see he's fit so he gets it, he isn't fat like that Elko guy was!"

Yes. Every coach. Every QB. Every season. It’s the best! Until it isn’t. Like a roller coaster.

They’re incapable of being introspective enough to stop doing it. Their propagandists make up some nonsensical narrative that they all lap up and take as their gospel and then get blindsided by reality. Over and over and over. Like being the “richest!” and allowing that to influence their drunken spending.
 

I’m sure Billy Liucci is drafting his latest opus as we speak. Ditto Olin Buchanan and Richard Justice, Zwerneman, et al. Turdition. Turdition indeed. 

[Tex Pete 21,392]

1 minute ago, kevwun said:

Him and Myles Garret are quite the violent pair of assholes.

They came from a program that is historically out of control. I guess it’s good they haven’t killed anyone yet. Assuming they haven’t…

[tbone_ 14,405]

Beating up your pregnant baby mama. Classy.

[kevwun 16,269]

6 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

They came from a program that is historically out of control. I guess it’s good they haven’t killed anyone yet. Assuming they haven’t…

Myles Garrett did try to kill Mason Rudolph on national tv.

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2 minutes ago, kevwun said:

Myles Garrett did try to kill Mason Rudolph on national tv.

Then lied about why afterwards.  

This is not the first time Von Miller has beat up a pregnant girlfriend either, IIRC.

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41 minutes ago, Constant said:

Look out for that bullet train. 

Gravity.

Aggies don't realize the real force of nature within their football program, athletics, and school that limits their upside.

No matter what they do, they will not be able to defy this gravity of being an 8-4 program.

[mchookem 16,727]

maybe he really hates babies, duh

[Pimphand 6,266]

1 hour ago, Constant said:

Look out for that bullet train. 

Yeah I saw that dumbass shit last night hope springs eternal which is why Thujone's rollercoaster MS-Paint frame is the greatest MS-Paint Picasso of all time.

He really should sell an NFT for that original file.

[Modessit 5,665]

 

Every time I see this photo, I think, "That's a pretty good bunny shadow puppet on her tit."

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1 hour ago, mchookem said:

maybe he really hates babies child support payments, duh

fixed it

[Constant 6,838]

33 minutes ago, Modessit said:

12 hours ago, mchookem said:

 

Every time I see this photo, I think, "That's a pretty good bunny shadow puppet on her tit."

Thats not what I think about. 

 

 

[Modessit 5,665]

Thats not what I think about. 

 
 
You don't look at her tits? Okies are weird.

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10 minutes ago, Constant said:

Thats not what I think about. 

 

 

Should have gone for two Tom.