Tell Me About Texas a&m

[ImissWallyPryor 9045]

17 hours ago, nnm said:

I had a 1983 mustang with a four banger. It had 88 hp. Not 188. 88. 

My sister had one of those. 

[jimmyjazz 45560]

1 hour ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

My sister had one of those. 

A four-banger?  Well, alright sis!

[NoctambulantBrobdingnagian 530]

7 hours ago, NoName said:

a handful:

• 1914: 1 selector picked Texas (4 of 7 picked Army)
• 1941: 2 selectors picked Texas (11 picked Minn)
• 1968: 3 selectors picked Texas (14 of 18 picked Ohio State
• 1977: 4 selectors picked Texas (17 of 22 picked ND)
• 1981: 1 selector picked Texas (18 of 23 picked Clemson)

as a reminder for the ones A&M claim, they had 2 of 15 selectors pick them for 1919 (5 picked Harvard, 5 picked Illinois), 1927 1 of 12 selectors picked them (5 picked Illinois, 3 picked Georgia), 1939 14 of 18 picked Texas A&M (3 selectors picked Cornell) so in reality only one of those is anywhere close to legitimate - 1939

My algorithm prefers Cornell, sir.

[ABSR 5289]

6 hours ago, coachherman'sgrill said:

 https://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/38993986/mike-elko-aims-fulfill-texas-potential-top-program

Elko says in the last paragraph:

 

They followed this up by talking about it some more.     Seriously.

[Leanderman 2267]

Fulfill the jizz jar to its full potential more like it.

[Fudge Nuggets 19151]

On 11/27/2023 at 9:43 PM, orangebird said:

Have you seen their schedule next year?  Softer than baby shit.  Texas Tech could probably go 10-2 with that schedule.

They have a joke of a schedule every year, and still the next year's schedule is always easier.

[bmbmd 1027]

8 hours ago, coachherman'sgrill said:

 https://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/38993986/mike-elko-aims-fulfill-texas-potential-top-program

Elko says in the last paragraph:

 

They are building a football team of extraordinary magnitude.

[orangebird 1079]

9 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

Not according to this genius:

 

 

[YGIFS 19449]

Let’s all give Dr Elko a great big hand. 

[Beau Vine 54003]

Man, I may completely lose it if ER goes to Syracuse and a bunch of dudes portal to follow him.

[orangebird 1079]

8 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

1.  The current roster might go 11-1 in NCAA Division II.

2.  The current roster ain't staying the same next year...Johnson is already out the door, I expect others will follow.

 

[Deej 76568]

1 hour ago, NoctambulantBrobdingnagian said:

My algorithm prefers Cornell, sir.

[Beau Vine 54003]

9 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

Not according to this genius:

 

 

[atomheartbevo 89449]

36 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Man, I may completely lose it if ER goes to Syracuse and a bunch of dudes portal to follow him.

 

Flipping to Auburn no less.

[jimmyjazz 45560]

19 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Flipping to Auburn no less.

Vandy was full up.

[lilMAC25 3778]

59 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Man, I may completely lose it if ER goes to Syracuse and a bunch of dudes portal to follow him.

[General Specific 3233]

[YGIFS 19449]

All these big, stupid schools Jerry...they write off everything!  

[WBT 20422]

2 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

[Pancho 44486]

 

 

 

[MAUFRAIS 6575]

I’m glad Phil Leotardo is back to supporting the ags.

[Steel Shank 9415]

On 11/30/2023 at 7:47 PM, nnm said:

I had a 1983 mustang with a four banger. It had 88 hp. Not 188. 88. 

cold blooded

[Stinkpalm 677]

22 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

 

 

What the fuck is this shit??! An undershirt beneath his pullover? Jimbo would be spinning in his size 7 loafers if he could see this. 

[PNWhornsfan 391]

With his terrible playcalling against Washington, what are the odds that Aggy just money whipped Will Stein?

 

 

[Hook1997 5289]

Some people paid 10k, 6k and 4K for tables at the event Johnny didn’t show up to I just saw on the news….  It’s for charity but still, damn.  Idiot.  

[Horn Dogg 3808]

Hey aggy, what’s it like to have never seen your team win the football National Championship during your lifetime?  I’m working on improving my empathy, but in this case I can’t relate.

[TrashMaster G 17388]

19 minutes ago, Hook1997 said:

Some people paid 10k, 6k and 4K for tables at the event Johnny didn’t show up to I just saw on the news….  It’s for charity but still, damn.  Idiot.  

Anyone who spends that kind of money to see Johnny 8-ball deserves the disappointment 

[Wilcox Cummingtonite 2870]

the aTm logo with the state of Texas outline is laughably insecure

[atomheartbevo 89449]

6 minutes ago, Wilcox Cummingtonite said:

the aTm logo with the state of Texas outline is laughably insecure

They are giving non-Texans the vibe that Texas is down for ass-to-mouth

[Pancho 44486]

Apparently, Elko and the aggy admin are trying to make Robinson the  “highest paid non-coordinator in college football” in an effort to entice him to stay. 

 

 

 

 

 

[SurlyBDR 22650]

Just now, Pancho said:

Apparently, Elko and the aggy admin are trying to make Robinson the  “highest paid non-coordinator in college football” in an effort to entice him to stay. 

 

 

 

 

 

[jimmyjazz 45560]

7 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Apparently, Elko and the aggy admin are trying to make Robinson the  “highest paid non-coordinator in college football” in an effort to entice him to stay. 

[Mantis Toboggan, MD 1499]

It is very funny to me watching all these rednecks go on about the moves “E-Rob” should make to advance his career. Everyone knows Aggies are primarily interested in the career development and advancement of African Americans.

[TOR 5374]

7 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Apparently, Elko and the aggy admin are trying to make Robinson the  “highest paid non-coordinator in college football” in an effort to entice him to stay. 

 

 

 

 

 

Seems like a good way to piss off the ACTUAL coordinator.

[TheBryMan81 2502]

1 hour ago, PNWhornsfan said:

With his terrible playcalling against Washington, what are the odds that Aggy just money whipped Will Stein?

 

 

They disqualified him once they heard he was a former sip coach.

Edited December 2, 2023 by TheBryMan81

[Scarlett 103]

6 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Lemme guess, this was part of Plan 2024 too.

[atomheartbevo 89449]

1 minute ago, Scarlett said:

Lemme guess, this was part of Plan 2024 too.

[Hook1997 5289]

So they are trying to over pay a Dline coach to stay that can recruit 5 stars but not develop them?   How many Dlineman has this guy actually gotten drafted and I think that Dline got what one sack vs ACU?

[Vermin 3042]

12 minutes ago, Hook1997 said:

So they are trying to over pay a Dline coach to stay that can recruit 5 stars but not develop them?   How many Dlineman has this guy actually gotten drafted and I think that Dline got what one sack vs ACU?

Development is for pussies. Real mean hang recruiting national championships on the mantle.

[BrazilHorn 6576]

7 hours ago, Pancho said:

 

 

 

The never ending fragility of the Texas HS Football Coaching community on display yet again. 
Just a bunch of whiny bitch asses. 

[Pam Cummings 9582]

DeBoer makes $4.2m at Washington and gave these jabronis and their money a gigantic stiff arm.

 

Hurr durr, resources! Hurr durr, top 5 progrum!

[General Specific 3233]

The never ending fragility of the Texas HS Football Coaching community on display yet again. 
Just a bunch of whiny bitch asses. 

Are these two in couples therapy? Do they share a Facebook page now? NTTIATWWT

[hookem48 4631]

12 hours ago, Pancho said:

 

 

 

College Station High's coach, this dipshit literally mugs for the local news' sideline camera during games, never seen anything like it.

[Ryno 127]

9 hours ago, TOR said:

Seems like a good way to piss off the ACTUAL coordinator.

This got me thinking. Are they going to pay Santucci 2mil to sit in the booth for Elko?

[Sgt Hulk 13648]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cz4EGFduj0y/?igshid=ZDE1MWVjZGVmZQ==
 

 

A&M.  Applebees and McDonald’s where our graduates go to work 

[Leanderman 2267]

"I’ve already talked to Mike Elko more times than I ever talked to Jimbo Fisher and it’s been a week."
PLEASE DO NOT DECOMMIT

[Beau Vine 54003]

12 hours ago, Pancho said:

 

 

 

Looks like he should have spent less time talking to Mike Elko and more time getting his team ready for Smithson Valley yesterday.

[Tex Pete 20179]

39 minutes ago, hookem48 said:

College Station High's coach, this dipshit literally mugs for the local news' sideline camera during games, never seen anything like it.

Wow. He seems difficult to win over for the HC of a gigantic diploma mill in the same town. 

[TOR 5374]

35 minutes ago, Ryno said:

This got me thinking. Are they going to pay Santucci 2mil to sit in the booth for Elko?

You clearly don't understand aggy math.  That $2 mil they're paying Santucci can also be netted against the $7 mil being paid to Jimbo.  In fact, altogether they may actually be netting $$$ by firing him.  The more corches they pay not to do anything, the more money they save!  stupid sips

[InkaUtexas 25518]

You what I can tell you about aggy? They are not playing today.