Tell Me About Texas a&m

[Hawndoh 2,409]

12 minutes ago, nnm said:

At least some of the bowl projections have aggy in the Texas bowl vs. Okie Light. That will be beautiful. The fighting Gundies will mudhole aggy.  

If aggy even has enough players sticking around to field a team.

[markstanco 12,772]

At least some of the bowl projections have aggy in the Texas bowl vs. Okie Light. That will be beautiful. The fighting Gundies will mudhole aggy.  

No way in hell will aggy be allowed by Sankey to play OSU.

[US183 163]

22 minutes ago, Hawndoh said:

If aggy even has enough players sticking around to field a team.

Wait, I thought they had a bunch of 12th men. 

[CHEF RIBS W/ THE HAMM YALL 1,276]

1 hour ago, lilMAC25 said:

 

I assure you, the average online aggy, is indeed that stupid.

You don’t need to include “online”

[Deej 77,665]

12 hours ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Every aggy that has my number is texting me now saying UT is out. Fucking morons

Yeah, but Bama lost to the team who lost to OU.

[The_highest_of_fives 670]

TexAgs should be renamed 5 Stages of Grief, it honestly is high comedy right now.  

[General Specific 3,484]

 
I assure you, the average online aggy, is indeed that stupid.

And then realize that half of them are even more stupid than that!

[LonghornBreeder 550]

1 hour ago, Hawndoh said:

If aggy even has enough players sticking around to field a team.

Beat me to it! Portal opens tomorrow.

They may have to use the 12th Man as the 7th, 8th, 9th...

[Pimphand 6,265]

37 minutes ago, The_highest_of_fives said:

TexAgs should be renamed 5 Stages of Grief, it honestly is high comedy right now.  

Yeah the amount of hand wringing and mental gymnastics those rubes are doing over there to justify why GA & AL belong in the CFP over the mean old conference killer sips is staggering.

I'm ready for the depression stage of grief to kick in here in 2 hours.

[Pimphand 6,265]

This is probably my favorite..

https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3428527

Ol merch the good ag opines for the old BCS so Michigan and Washington could play for it all.

[Leanderman 2,352]

If they expand the playoffs to 100 plus teams the gomers have a chance for the play offs

 

[Bozo_Casanova 26,773]

We call this a "moment of clarity."

Sunday morning coming down for infinity ag:

 

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Let's Face It - Texas is Way Ahead of Us Right Now

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infinity ag

9:37a

 

 

All these years in the SEC, all that money spent, all those recruiting classes and Texas is miles ahead of us. We have wasted all the advantages we had with incompetent coaching.

Elko has a big task on his hands with Texas moving into the SEC blunting our recruiting pitch.

 

 

 

 

[The Original Greaser Bob 2,880]

1 minute ago, Leanderman said:

If they expand the playoffs to 100 plus teams the gomers have a chance for the play offs

The season should be one long six loss elimination tournament.  Or however the math works.

[linux 1,760]

I think the dumbass aggie wants to return it to the BCS not have a 100 team playoff

Never ever ever underestimate their inferiority complex, they rather Texas not make the playoff than them making it.

[Pimphand 6,265]

We have had the CFP for 10 years now.

The only time the ags would have made the 12 team field was 2020.

They would have had to play Coastal Carolina for the right to play Notre Dame then would have faced Alabama in the semifinal and then would have faced the Clemson/Ohio State winner.

The expanded field does very little for them because they ain't getting through that gauntlet so might as well fuck the sips instead.

[gyroprotagonist 2,597]

i also love the mental gymnastics that the only team in CFB that got better as the year went on was Alabama.

[utee94 16,065]

Was glad to hear one of the talking heads on ESPN point out that Ewers and Texas have gotten better too.  

I smell an ag boycott coming on.

[Horn80 6,313]

If Texas wins it all, aggy can’t SEC claim it.

[UTEE97 3,890]

 

 

[YGIFS 19,456]

Dear Texas A&M,

You poor, poor simple Texans.  You are small and weak peoples.  You lack critical thinking skills.  You are fooled easily by confidence men.  You are searching for greatness in a sea of mediocrity where any slight modicum of validation is confounded as glory.  I am here to tell you that across all boards, from your personal lives to your professional lives, to the progress of America, to birth of Christ himself who has forsaken you, to College Football, to the very fiber of your being.........2024 is going to be an absolute fucking nightmare for you.  

May December be with you, because nothing else after that on this rock we call home will be.  Go fuck yourselves, you fucking children.  

[TOR 6,100]

Always worth a repost.

 

[CosmoDog 376]

2 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

Dear Texas A&M,

You poor, poor simple Texans.  You are small and weak peoples.  You lack critical thinking skills.  You are fooled easily by confidence men.  You are searching for greatness in a sea of mediocrity where any slight modicum of validation is confounded as glory.  I am here to tell you that across all boards, from your personal lives to your professional lives, to the progress of America, to birth of Christ himself who has forsaken you, to College Football, to the very fiber of your being.........2024 is going to be an absolute fucking nightmare for you.  

May December be with you, because nothing else after that on this rock we call home will be.  Go fuck yourselves, you fucking children.  

Kinda dark for a Sunday.

 

Love it.

[orangebird 1,147]

8 minutes ago, UTEE97 said:

 

 

As they like to say in my neck of the woods:

"Bless his heart."

[atomheartbevo 90,542]

1 hour ago, linux said:

I think the dumbass aggie wants to return it to the BCS not have a 100 team playoff

Never ever ever underestimate their inferiority complex, they rather Texas not make the playoff than them making it.

TexAgs is blaming UT for FSU not getting in, because apparently they don’t know the difference between #3 and #4 and also they are now ACC fans.

[89Horn 1,735]

TEXAS:  Day 1, SEC ready.

aggy:  still can’t figure out why lawnmower won’t start

[ousux 5,635]

Always worth a repost.
 

I can't imagine a time when this would get old, so yes.

[TOR 6,100]

[Horn Dogg 4,277]

LOL - aggy recruiting is so fucked now that we are in the playoff!

[lilMAC25 3,969]

46 minutes ago, UTEE97 said:

 

 

[1bigtx 129]

Beating Alabama put us in this position.  Texas would not have played Alabama if aggi had accepted CDC's invitation to play.  They totally put us in the playoffs.  Bless their hearts.  Should we send them a fruit basket or Christmas card.  Maybe a heartfelt thank you would suffice.

Freaking Glorious!

Edited December 3, 2023 by 1bigtx

[Bozo_Casanova 26,773]

2 hours ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

We call this a "moment of clarity."

Sunday morning coming down for infinity ag:

 

 

Chaser:

 

😢

[Texasrocks 2,246]

40 minutes ago, 89Horn said:

TEXAS:  Day 1, SEC ready.

aggy:  still can’t figure out why lawnmower won’t start

I don't know. Their most meaningful contributions to society involve lawnmowers.

[ousux 5,635]

LOL - aggy recruiting is so fucked now that we are in the playoff!

What's fucked is aggy bank accounts. Now they have to increase bag money along with actual NIL, pay all the new corches, raise money to build their glorious new Reichstag dedicated to football...oh, and pay Jimbo more than their active coach.

[TexasEd 8,248]

4 hours ago, The_highest_of_fives said:

TexAgs should be renamed 5 Stages of Grief, it honestly is high comedy right now.  

They never get to acceptance 

Edited December 3, 2023 by TexasEd

[PNWhornsfan 391]

I'm sure Aggy will pound their chests if they manage to beat a G5 school in the Gasparilla Bowl or the Birmingham Bowl...

[ousux 5,635]

I love how they collectively blame the committee for being scared to leave Texas out, BMOC etc...as if Bama isn't the one who really took FSU's spot.

[orangebird 1,147]

55 minutes ago, 89Horn said:

TEXAS:  Day 1, SEC ready.

aggy:  still can’t figure out why lawnmower won’t start

It might help if they stopped pouring water in the gas tank.

[MH BEVO 1,265]

1 hour ago, UTEE97 said:

 

 

They must love the taste of crow. 

[TXpride 605]

1 hour ago, UTEE97 said:

 

 

[Deej 77,665]

4 minutes ago, orangebird said:

It might help if they stopped pouring water in the gas tank.

Or if their sacred grass actually grew enough to need mowing. 

[TrashMaster G 18,029]

1 hour ago, UTEE97 said:

What's his username on texags?

[Jasper_Jester 356]

How does Mack have time to post on Twitter there are NFL games today....Oh, yeah, now I remember.

[texasdago 7,753]

Almost tempted to visit TexAgs

[Knoxtnhorn 6,262]

Just now, texasdago said:

Almost tempted to visit TexAgs

It's so good right now, you don't even have to read the threads.  Just pore through the topic titles.  Entertainment for hours.

[C-Man 27,684]

On 12/2/2023 at 9:34 AM, Beau Vine said:

Looks like he should have spent less time talking to Mike Elko and more time getting his team ready for Smithson Valley yesterday.

Is there a bigger collection of whiny, titty-baby people than Texas HSFB coaches?

[Your Mom 4,956]

1 hour ago, UTEE97 said:

 

 

[Genco 3,053]

The University of Texas has claimed its right of prima nocta to aggy's college football hopes and dreams.

 

Edited December 3, 2023 by Genco

[troph 25,088]

1 hour ago, TOR said:

Always worth a repost.

 

So good 

[Deej 77,665]

[C-Man 27,684]

3 hours ago, Pimphand said:

This is probably my favorite..

https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3428527

Ol merch the good ag opines for the old BCS so Michigan and Washington could play for it all.

Further proof that aggy would rather see us miss the playoffs than see their team get into the playoffs.