Tell Me About Texas a&m

[South Austin 52,105]

13 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

For the love of God can we just extinguish the word “natty” from the English language?

Only if we send “presser” with it.

[Rockethorn1978 6,061]

23 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

For the love of God can we just extinguish the word “natty” from the English language?

Not when I’m slumming and need to pound a few natty lites and some fatty extra larges 

[Burt Macklin 18,989]

21 hours ago, bucknasty_82 said:

Looks like the aggy corps are continuing those closet traditions!

https://www.kbtx.com/2023/12/12/lawsuit-alleges-degrading-humiliating-hazing-acts-within-am-corps-cadets/

Who knew that the guys who wear all white and do little dances and jazz hands during football games were closeted homosexuals? 

[Orange&White 5,516]

4 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:

Who knew that the guys who wear all white and do little dances and jazz hands during football games were closeted homosexuals? 

Narrator: "Everyone. Everyone knew."

[jimmyjazz 45,538]

dook talk not going away.

[cochamps 1,875]

tbf, it is the aggy thread.  Can't avoid dork talk.

[TrashMaster G 17,385]

1 hour ago, South Austin said:

Only if we send “presser” with it.

Not nearly as awful.

[Genco 3,038]

2 hours ago, South Austin said:

Only if we send “presser” with it.

[TexArcher 37,506]

So, to summarize aggy's last month:

 

-- Finished 7-5.

-- Had to pay 76 million dollars to fire National Champion Head Coach Jimbo Fisher.

-- Hired a coordinator to replace him.

-- Watched Texas win the Big 12.

-- Watched Texas make the playoff.

-- And now there's another butt stuff hazing incident with their Corps of Cadets.

 

How do you spin this, Looch, you redneck douche nozzle?

[hornian 5,203]

2 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

So, to summarize aggy's last month:

 

-- Finished 7-5.

-- Had to pay 76 million dollars to fire National Champion Head Coach Jimbo Fisher.

-- Hired a coordinator to replace him.

-- Watched Texas win the Big 12.

-- Watched Texas make the playoff.

-- And now there's another butt stuff hazing incident with their Corps of Cadets.

 

How do you spin this, Looch, you redneck douche nozzle?

Looks like the mods were prescient to make a "prepare your anus" rep. 

[Pimphand 5,592]

17 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

So, to summarize aggy's last month:

 

-- Finished 7-5.

-- Had to pay 76 million dollars to fire National Champion Head Coach Jimbo Fisher.

-- Hired a coordinator to replace him.

-- Watched Texas win the Big 12.

-- Watched Texas make the playoff.

-- And now there's another butt stuff hazing incident with their Corps of Cadets.

 

How do you spin this, Looch, you redneck douche nozzle?

I think you forgot still haven't hired a defensive coordinator and pretty much their entire defensive starting rotation is either declaring for the draft or portaling out so the Texas Bowl is either going to be another hilarious forfeit or a hilarious defensive gaffe so either way hilarity should ensue.

[Pimphand 5,592]

T-minus 2 weeks! Get ya popcorn ready

[Mantis Toboggan, MD 1,499]

So, to summarize aggy's last month:
 
-- Finished 7-5.
-- Had to pay 76 million dollars to fire National Champion Head Coach Jimbo Fisher.
-- Hired a coordinator to replace him.
-- Watched Texas win the Big 12.
-- Watched Texas make the playoff.
-- And now there's another butt stuff hazing incident with their Corps of Cadets.
 
How do you spin this, Looch, you redneck douche nozzle?

You left out the decommitments, draft declarations, and portalling of half their starters

[Alien Octopus 499]

10 hours ago, TOR said:

Isn't there a buttsecks consent form that the corps turds sign?

It’s how they get their boots. Sign here here and HERE.

[Mantis Toboggan, MD 1,499]

You left out the decommitments, draft declarations, and portalling of half their starters

I forgot to mention allowing an interim coach to coach the bowl game after he has taken a different job and is actively recruiting against them, both current players and high school commits.

[Alien Octopus 499]

2 minutes ago, Mantis Toboggan, MD said:

I forgot to mention allowing an interim coach to coach the bowl game after he has taken a different job and is actively recruiting against them, both current players and high school commits.

Aggy could fuck up a cheese sandwich

[TrashMaster G 17,385]

3 minutes ago, Alien Octopus said:

Aggy could fuck up a cheese sandwich

[TOR 5,364]

5 minutes ago, Mantis Toboggan, MD said:

I forgot to mention allowing an interim coach to coach the bowl game after he has taken a different job and is actively recruiting against them, both current players and high school commits.

This is the fly on top of the shit sundae they have made for themselves.  Poor aggy never saw it coming.

[TexArcher 37,506]

31 minutes ago, Mantis Toboggan, MD said:

You left out the decommitments, draft declarations, and portalling of half their starters

Right, but I just meant their last month, and all of that is still ongoing.  I expect a lot of that to bleed in their 2024 calendar, which of course will also include "fall back into UT's shadow forever."

Anybody feel really fucking good right now?

Edited December 13, 2023 by TexArcher

[TrashMaster G 17,385]

3 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Right, but I just meant their last month, and all of that is still ongoing.  I expect a lot of that to bleed in their 2024 calendar, which of course will also include "fall back into UT's shadow forever."

Anybody feel really fucking good right now?

We're in the Playoff.  That's all I need.

aggy misery is just gravy.

[utee94 15,744]

10 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Anybody feel really fucking good right now?

[Liquor and Poker 3,659]

10 hours ago, YuppiesOfftheEastSide said:

Kinda weird to go all in defending a snooty, rich private school based on their USNW ranking

You go to law school there or something? 

Never thought of Duke as snooty.  It’s what happens when Rice fucks Auburn. 

[Horn80 6,075]

55 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

I think you forgot still haven't hired a defensive coordinator and pretty much their entire defensive starting rotation is either declaring for the draft or portaling out so the Texas Bowl is either going to be another hilarious forfeit or a hilarious defensive gaffe so either way hilarity should ensue.

Never happen, 12th man……

[Guadaloopy 10,917]

6 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

 

I love stories about children making a stand and breaking the cycle of generational trauma.  

[Pimphand 5,592]

1 hour ago, Mantis Toboggan, MD said:

I forgot to mention allowing an interim coach to coach the bowl game after he has taken a different job and is actively recruiting against them, both current players and high school commits.

Which will make it even more hilarious when the inevitable blowout/forfeit occurs.

[utee94 15,744]

I know the ags chickened out a couple of years ago, but at the time they blamed COVID which was pretty much a get out of jail free card.

I'd be very surprised if they were allowed to do so again, it would be considered a breach of contract between the SEC and the bowl games, for them to opt out.  The SEC already doesn't have enough bowl-eligible teams to fulfil its quota, I think it's highly unlikely they'd allow A&M to skip one again, and cost the conference money.

[deadshank 24,651]

18 minutes ago, utee94 said:

I know the ags chickened out a couple of years ago, but at the time they blamed COVID which was pretty much a get out of jail free card.

I'd be very surprised if they were allowed to do so again, it would be considered a breach of contract between the SEC and the bowl games, for them to opt out.  The SEC already doesn't have enough bowl-eligible teams to fulfil its quota, I think it's highly unlikely they'd allow A&M to skip one again, and cost the conference money.

aggy is not very good at contracts.  Do you think they actually read them?

[Native Horn 3,485]

4 hours ago, Dbeasy said:

For the love of God can we just extinguish the word “natty” from the English language?

I 'ship this.

[royiv 9,145]

57 minutes ago, Liquor and Poker said:

Never thought of Duke as snooty.  It’s what happens when Rice fucks Auburn. 

How do you know someone went to Duke? Don't worry, they'll tell you.

[Beau Vine 53,978]

1 hour ago, Liquor and Poker said:

Never thought of Duke as snooty.  It’s what happens when Rice fucks Auburn. 

Half of Duke is from New Jersey.

[Guadaloopy 10,917]

4 hours ago, Dbeasy said:

For the love of God can we just extinguish the word “natty” from the English language?

 

4 hours ago, South Austin said:

Only if we send “presser” with it.

I'd like to submit "physicality" and "trickeration" for consideration.

[Liquor and Poker 3,659]

2 minutes ago, royiv said:

How do you know someone went to Duke? Don't worry, they'll tell you.

My kids looked at Duke and we visited.  It was mostly bookish and nerdy with a small bit of that wannabe antebellum shit that second tier SEC schools like aggy and Auburn love so much.  

[TrashMaster G 17,385]

14 minutes ago, deadshank said:

aggy is not very good at contracts.  Do you think they actually read them?

Not even the ones they write 

[TOR 5,364]

12 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

 

I'd like to submit "physicality" and "trickeration" for consideration.

But we're hanging on to "comfortability" right?  

[Reese Bennett 3,605]

I vote to get rid of "extra-curricular."

[Whitewater Horn 965]

4 hours ago, Burt Macklin said:

Who knew that the guys who wear all white and do little dances and jazz hands during football games were closeted homosexuals? 

[General Specific 3,231]

Portal of Life is a good band name.  Provided you don't mind listening to a 2-hour set of annoying cheers with the lyrical prowess of Carrot Top, and half the band isn't actually playing their instrument.  

First hit title, “Respect my decision”!

[dcar00 14,028]

5 hours ago, Dbeasy said:

For the love of God can we just extinguish the word “natty” from the English language?

well we can't say MNC and NC means North Carolina or No Connect or Non Cancellable.  Natty seems like the perfect solution.  Division II can be "Natty Light".

[TOR 5,364]

2 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

... Division II can be "Natty Light".

 

[dcar00 14,028]

7 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

 

95% of the time these type of things seem "after the fact" staged but I can't see a kid like that start crying on cue.  pretty awesome.

[utee94 15,744]

1 minute ago, dcar00 said:

95% of the time these type of things seem "after the fact" staged but I can't see a kid like that start crying on cue.  pretty awesome.

95% of the time, these bits are staged every time?

[Scuba Saba 20]

Aggy strikes again.

 

10 Texas A&M Corps cadets face $1M lawsuit from fellow cadet over 'degrading' hazing allegations

 

https://houstonchronicle.com/news/houston-texas/education/article/texas-am-hazing-lawsuit-cadets-18550232.php?utm_campaign=CMS Sharing Tools (Premium)&utm_source=share-by-email&utm_medium=email

 

Some of the cadets took a photo smiling next to him and shared the picture with every...

 

[Redneck Mutha 7,935]

1 hour ago, utee94 said:

I know the ags chickened out a couple of years ago, but at the time they blamed COVID which was pretty much a get out of jail free card.

I'd be very surprised if they were allowed to do so again, it would be considered a breach of contract between the SEC and the bowl games, for them to opt out.  The SEC already doesn't have enough bowl-eligible teams to fulfil its quota, I think it's highly unlikely they'd allow A&M to skip one again, and cost the conference money.

Assuming they do play, it will have been 1,090 days since their last bowl game.

[TOR 5,364]

2 minutes ago, Scuba Saba said:

Aggy strikes again.

 

10 Texas A&M Corps cadets face $1M lawsuit from fellow cadet over 'degrading' hazing allegations

 

https://houstonchronicle.com/news/houston-texas/education/article/texas-am-hazing-lawsuit-cadets-18550232.php?utm_campaign=CMS Sharing Tools (Premium)&utm_source=share-by-email&utm_medium=email

 

Some of the cadets took a photo smiling next to him and shared the picture with every...

 

Hey have you seen this awesome animation?

[Deej 76,524]

3 hours ago, Pimphand said:

I think you forgot still haven't hired a defensive coordinator and pretty much their entire defensive starting rotation is either declaring for the draft or portaling out so the Texas Bowl is either going to be another hilarious forfeit or a hilarious defensive gaffe so either way hilarity should ensue.

Gundy will find a way to fuck it up and start the 2024 Rollercoaster on its upward climb.

Edited December 13, 2023 by Deej

[Blotto 23,424]

I couldn't find any mention of the Corps hazing suit over in liucciville. I guess discussing the corps proclivity for playing tummy sticks is discouraged amongst god fearing ags. 

[Beau Vine 53,978]

1 hour ago, Guadaloopy said:

 

I'd like to submit "physicality" and "trickeration" for consideration.

Dial up.

[JMFP 1,117]

5 minutes ago, Deej said:

Gundy will find a way to fuck it up and start the 2024 Rollercoaster on its upward climb.

[texasdago 7,552]

8 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

 

We?

[Pimphand 5,592]

45 minutes ago, Deej said:

Gundy will find a way to fuck it up and start the 2024 Rollercoaster on its upward climb.

I'm pretty sure the only way that's possible is if Gordon is hurt or enters the portal....  Even blind squirrels find acorns from time to time.