Tell Me About Texas a&m

[NAVY 6738]

1 minute ago, Horn117 said:

 

Make a hard copy 

[Evil Bill Obrien 3191]

2 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Are you happy now?

[tbone_ 14022]

I'd lick them and you know you would to. We all would.

too

[Pimphand 5597]

29 minutes ago, rage-a-holic said:

1, 2, x? You sure about that?

Yeah pretty sure white jacket is 1, 2, 3, ..... N where N represents the number of people in the photo.... 

[Walser 1106]

55 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

The younger chick hugging mom at the lake beach appears to have a pleasant fanny. If anybody wants to go sorting through her insta.  
 

also; does the guy just have perpetual meat judgey face or what?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BinH9aMYro4

[Topper13 3201]

Meat Pimp is like Radical Larry, all business, all the time. 

[YGIFS 19449]

42 minutes ago, South Austin said:

The fake tan really highlights those stretch marks.

 Well duh, you think pushing out that goofy ass cartoon head of his wasn't gonna take a toll?  

[DFW Horn 6118]

2 hours ago, Pimphand said:

A day of schadenfreude and meat pimp's mom: a surly tale

Have we confirmed the dirty blonde is meat pimp's mama? I guess they've got the same nose.

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44 minutes ago, South Austin said:

The fake tan really highlights those stretch marks.

Meat pimp of heimich County caused those stretch marks. You show those stretch marks some got damn respect!

[F250 28682]

39 minutes ago, Evil Bill Obrien said:

How about now?

[SHOOTER12 8789]

58 minutes ago, burntorangebongos said:

Something is wrong with his teeth

Ðaniels' family tree?

[MAUFRAIS 6573]

How about now?

Those buffoons don’t even live on a farm?

[The Gimp 345]

Meat judge’s mom looks like she has a primo set of probably sip installed yabbos.

[F250 28682]

1 minute ago, MAUFRAIS said:

Those buffoons don’t even live on a farm?

Tomball suburbs is kinda farm life.

[The Gimp 345]

Her guy looks like he relied on “the aggy network”.

[YGIFS 19449]

1 hour ago, South Austin said:

The fake tan really highlights those stretch marks.

I think she banged most of "The Black Crowes":

[CooterBrown 17907]

Those buffoons don’t even live on a farm?

They’re aggy. They live in Katy.

[MAUFRAIS 6573]

Her guy looks like he relied on “the aggy network”.

He looks like he has a woody woodpecker tattoo.

[mantis toboggan 847]

Surely the turn this thread has taken is the exact thing imamac is pleading for more of, yes?

[Herpa Derpa 6112]

1 hour ago, Frank Drebin said:

A nurse. So you know there’s a 99.9 percent chance of her being a whore. 

And super rich.

[Pimphand 5597]

1 minute ago, Herpa Derpa said:

And super rich.

No nurses are not rich

[nineliveslost 2710]

2 minutes ago, Herpa Derpa said:

And super rich.

Thats only male nurses

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22 minutes ago, F250 said:

How about now?

[Armybrat 40739]

10 hours ago, Pimphand said:

Yeah there are a few token ags that seem to know what's going on in the echo chamber of stupid.... source material: https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3431087

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Don't know if you noticed but Will Lee was an all big 12 performer after his Juco year. 
 

Thought aggy has claimed for years that the Big 12 players weren’t SEC ready?.

[jimmyjazz 45558]

Ah, the slightly leathered, dehydrated upper chestal skin of the MILF/GILF.  Those were the days.

[Evil Bill Obrien 3191]

33 minutes ago, mantis toboggan said:

Surely the turn this thread has taken is the exact thing imamac is pleading for more of, yes?

 

51 minutes ago, F250 said:

 

This is what imamac has been pleading for...#NTTAWWT but...

The chick clearly taking a peak in the background is rather funny tho

[kevwun 15647]

I bet that's his stepdad.  Mom got divorced and got bolt-ons and found that bro.

Edited December 28, 2023 by kevwun

[pch 1259]

1 hour ago, Horn117 said:

 

She ain't never drowning i can promise you that.

[TrashMaster G 17388]

2 hours ago, Frank Drebin said:

A nurse. So you know there’s a 99.9 percent chance of her being a freak in bed. 

Fify

[miguelito 11219]

Lots of meat judging going on in this thread.

[Brisketexan 104612]

Lots of meat judging going on in this thread.

[miguelito 11219]

I'm here for it.

[pch 1259]

6 minutes ago, miguelito said:

Lots of meat judging going on in this thread.

NTTAWWT. 

[Hornius Emeritus 12419]

Unpopular hot take: Elko is going to do well at A&M.

 

[mdleast 8262]

Unpopular hot take: Elko is going to do well at A&M.

 

You mean at the all you can eat joints? M’kay

[El Compadre 766]

Mehlko looks like Colin Robinson from What We Do In The Shadows. 

[bluto 4893]

Elko looks like krang

Edited December 28, 2023 by bluto

[Hank Kingsley 20699]

[BigHorn'13 3354]

7 minutes ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

Unpopular hot take: Elko is going to do well at A&M.

 

I totally agree. He might even reach their standard of 8 wins a season or two. 

[Born Burnt 6147]

2 hours ago, South Austin said:

The fake tan really highlights those stretch marks.

[Jkwellborn 6653]

She ain't never drowning i can promise you that.

I thought real titties floated and fakies sank.

[Rockwell Torrey 1277]

15 minutes ago, Jkwellborn said:

I thought real titties floated and fakies sank.

Hard to know when you’re motor boating 

[Texzilla58 4717]

Betting on an unimportant bowl game is something I never understood. It’s like betting on winter time baseball or preseason nba. Not just transfers out and various coaching changes, are senior nfl prospects gonna play, or a bit or none?

There is only one benefit to a non big time bowl: 20 hours a week extra practices from end of season till the bowl game which could be three to four weeks. Many coaches use this time to get in an extra spring practice and give most reps to returning players.

[Vertigo 20267]

3 hours ago, rage-a-holic said:

1, 2, x? You sure about that?

[Foosters 17732]

48 minutes ago, bluto said:

Elko looks like krang

[freyguy 4245]

53 minutes ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

Unpopular hot take: Elko is going to do well at A&M.

 

[TheRealRonWeaver? 1258]

Unpopular hot take: Elko is going to do well at A&M.

 

[Pimphand 5597]

SEC fans definitely have buyers remorse by now

[Blotto 23434]

5 hours ago, CoTex said:

I got no problem with meat judging guy.  He's probably some kinda celebrity at aggy and is living his best life.  At this rate they should name the hall of champions after him - he's putting up the most skins.

He's the one dude on that campus seemingly capable of success and that smirk tells me he's probably banging any chick (or dude) on that shithole  campus he wants. If aggy had any sense they would make him the next chancellor. 

Narrator: "WTF you talking about, Willis? Aggy has no sense"

 

1 hour ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

Unpopular hot take: Elko is going to do well at A&M.

 

Why in the hell would that fat fucktard be any better than the last 4 or 5 coaches they hired. Aggy ineptitude is systemic and far beyond the ability of some meathead coach to unfuck. 

[CastHorn 794]

My folks reside in Bryan, TX. I grew up a burnt orange light amongst that dark freak cult. I visited for the holidays, College Station has really changed since I was a teen about a decade ago. You really don’t see a lot of anti-longhorn bs like I did growing up. The Targets have their own Longhorn sections. Santa’s Wonderland went from a bunch of “Saw ‘Em Off” light exhibits to Bevo’s twin brother having his own showcase where kids can take photos with a burnt orange longhorn bull. There’s also a ton of Longhorn representation in town, an old man shot me a Hook’em at HEB this morning. It’s still ugly as hell out here, but not so gay.