Tell Me About Texas a&m

[jimmyjazz 46,965]

It's a good thing Rittenhouse didn't get accepted to A&M.  Put him and Meat Pimp in a dorm room together and the ladies wouldn't stand a chance.

[The_highest_of_fives 670]

9 hours ago, T-shirt Sip said:

You can feed an orphanage with those hose bags. 
 

Dude to the right is having unpure thoughts…

[TrashMaster G 18,029]

6 minutes ago, caliHORNia said:

The bar was set at not sounding like an Aggy.  That’s a low bar.   Compared to Jimbo, who was a perfect Aggy, Melko could produce coherent sentences and even admitted some current failings.  

This

[AP101S 1,534]

7 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I am not trying to be a smart ass with this question. I’m curious what others think. 

If more than 80% of a class is gone by year 4, do they still get credit for that record? I *think* ATM has already lost right around 50% of the 2022 class. I could see them losing 60+% of what’s left from it before the ball is ever snapped in the 2025 season. 

13 of 32 of the 2022 class have transferred. 6 more leaving before 2025 would be 60%, which seems reasonable (at a minimum).

Aggie by Class tab:  https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1TzoBTIvCXfZIk7Sz3C9txMg0yPvrXyVM/edit#gid=1912575733

[Longboard Horn 41,316]

48 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Gage is a good dude

 

his mom however, is not hot. Definition of a but-her-face

His mom has a cute-ish face. IDGAF, I'd still hit it. Don't have to look at her. Shut off the lights and get to business. 

[Doc Daneeka 6,791]

I’d never really thought about it, but I guess it makes sense that they’d have freight elevators to the pressboxes. 

[Longboard Horn 41,316]

 

[South Austin 53,153]

I may not have a huge sample base, but most of the photos I've seen of Elko since he was hired as aggy's next head coach show a face of significant discomfort.  

[kevwun 16,269]

He's not looking forward to the next 3-4 years, but he has to grin and bear it to get that sweet buyout.

[Longboard Horn 41,316]

 

[TexasGolf 5,384]

15 minutes ago, Doc Daneeka said:

I’d never really thought about it, but I guess it makes sense that they’d have freight elevators to the pressboxes. 

[Longboard Horn 41,316]

 

[TOR 6,100]

31 minutes ago, AP101S said:

13 of 32 of the 2022 class have transferred. 6 more leaving before 2025 would be 60%, which seems reasonable (at a minimum).

Aggie by Class tab:  https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1TzoBTIvCXfZIk7Sz3C9txMg0yPvrXyVM/edit#gid=1912575733

How many of those that played last night were doing so to get some notice and increase their transfer value when the portal opens?

[Mitch Cumsteen 18,913]

They may have lost the bowl game but you can never take away all the conference titles they would have won in the big dumpster fire if they never left in the first place.

[Deej 77,665]

49 minutes ago, caliHORNia said:

Melko could produce coherent sentences

You sure about that?

Quote

"I've never watched a game that I had a direct impact on that I didn't have an impact on."

 

[Blotto 23,974]

28 minutes ago, kevwun said:

He's not looking forward to the next 3-4 years, but he has to grin and bear it to get that sweet buyout.

He could do it in two if he wants it bad enough. Two humiliating ass whippings by Texas and he can be in the Turks and Caicos before the 2025 bowl season. 

[El Squared 1,838]

1 hour ago, DFW Horn said:

Announcers were sure slurping him tho....

[DFW Horn 6,637]

1 minute ago, El Squared said:

Announcers were sure slurping him tho....

Yes, the aggy roller coaster has begun its ascent

[Zone Read 299]

32 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

 

I've never seen a tweet that more epitomizes aggy.  The eternal unfounded optimism, the cringy humping "tradition" that everyone else sees as insane, the goofy looks on all their faces, and the cosplay wannabe military dress up for the corps where 70% brag about how the other 30% actually serve their country.  And of course, they lost the game this was from.

Edited December 28, 2023 by Zone Read
Additional thought

[Texzilla58 4,778]

aggy 7-6…wins over…

4-8 New Mexico

2-10 UL Monroe

6-6 Auburn

4-8 Arkansas

5-7 South Carolina

5-7 Mississippi State

5-6 Abilene Christian

whoop!

Another winning season! Hang the banner. A couple of those can be recategorized as wins of course. 9-4 due to running out of time, a bad injury, or a stomach bug.

[Texzilla58 4,778]

I've never seen a tweet that more epitomizes aggy.  The eternal unfounded optimism, the cringy humping "tradition" that everyone else sees as insane, the goofy looks on all their faces, and the cosplay wannabe military dress up for the corps where 70% brag about how the other 30% actually serve their country.

The corps unis don’t annoy me as much as the bedazzled overalls of the yell leaders.

[83Horn 1,665]

39 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

 

Looks like saxophone boy has a fine Hitler-esque mustache going on.

[Hank Kingsley 21,598]

55 minutes ago, Doc Daneeka said:

I’d never really thought about it, but I guess it makes sense that they’d have freight elevators to the pressboxes. 

Can A&M not afford to hire someone to dress/style Elko?  You're making a scheduled appearance/recruiting pitch on national TV and look like this? Ok. 

[TexArcher 38,816]

46 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

 

Cue the "We're not weird..." commercial.

[fatheryeet 1,554]

I’d never really thought about it, but I guess it makes sense that they’d have freight elevators to the pressboxes. 

[TOR 6,100]

9 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Can A&M not afford to hire someone to dress/style Elko?  You're making a scheduled appearance/recruiting pitch on national TV and look like this? Ok. 

Narrator: 'They could not afford to hire anyone.'

[DFW Horn 6,637]

14 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Can A&M not afford to hire someone to dress/style Elko?  You're making a scheduled appearance/recruiting pitch on national TV and look like this? Ok. 

Stoopid sip

A&M is about blue-collar, rough tough real stuff. Not 3-piece suits, manicures, and perfectly coiffed hair.

[Born Burnt 6,229]

[Armybrat 41,314]

1 hour ago, Longboard Horn said:

 

Don’t care, had Jimbo.

[TOR 6,100]

9 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

Stoopid sip

A&M is about blue-collar, rough tough real stuff. Not 3-piece suits, manicures, and perfectly coiffed hair.

Zackly.  He's a lunchpail guy.

[Herbie Hancock 7,452]

Can A&M not afford to hire someone to dress/style Elko?  You're making a scheduled appearance/recruiting pitch on national TV and look like this? Ok. 

Don’t you know it’s a bitch getting a size 68 extra fat?

[Tex Pete 21,392]

1 hour ago, Doc Daneeka said:

I’d never really thought about it, but I guess it makes sense that they’d have freight elevators to the pressboxes. 

[markstanco 12,772]

11 hours ago, CowtownHorn said:

 

aggy 7-6…wins over…

4-8 New Mexico

2-10 UL Monroe

6-6 Auburn

4-8 Arkansas

5-7 South Carolina

5-7 Mississippi State

5-6 Abilene Christian

whoop!

So like the Covid year where they finished 8-1?  Beat everybody with a losing record, gets blasted by Bama. 

['stache 22,115]

[Beau Vine 55,813]

[Tex Pete 21,392]

Just now, markstanco said:

So like the Covid year where they finished 8-1?  Beat everybody with a losing record, gets blasted by Bama. 

They beat 3 teams with winning records, including North Carolina, which had its best players sitting out the bowl game.

Of the 9 teams they beat, 4 fired their coaches that season. 3 had first-year head coaches.

2020 was smoke and mirrors...and earned Jimbo Fisher $100MM. Cost TAMU much more than that, just not their dignity. They lost that a long time ago.

[Frank Drebin 5,823]

3 minutes ago, markstanco said:

So like the Covid year where they finished 8-1?  Beat everybody with a losing record, gets blasted by Bama. 

Now to be fair they had glorious wins over 8-4 Florida by three points (same team OU beat by 30+) and by a 4 loss UNC team whose entire offense opted out of the Orange Bowl.  Per Liucci, that was an awesome team that should have been in the playoffs and was equivalent to Texas' 2023 team.

[Scholz 12,299]

43 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Can A&M not afford to hire someone to dress/style Elko?  You're making a scheduled appearance/recruiting pitch on national TV and look like this? Ok. 

Hey at least he's wearing a tshirt under his zip up unlike their last drunken slob HC.

[markstanco 12,772]

3 minutes ago, Frank Drebin said:

Now to be fair they had glorious wins over 8-4 Florida by three points (same team OU beat by 30+) and by a 4 loss UNC team whose entire offense opted out of the Orange Bowl.  Per Liucci, that was an awesome team that should have been in the playoffs and was equivalent to Texas' 2023 team.

Didnt know Florida was 8-4, you just take for granted they will suck recently.  Covid helped a lot of shitty teams it seems. 

[Longboard Horn 41,316]

 

[MontereyMX 922]

1 hour ago, TOR said:

How many of those that played last night were doing so to get some notice and increase their transfer value when the portal opens?

12

[Horndog 2,293]

How it started:

 

 

How it ended:

"The final polluted drops of the Jimbo Fisher era swirled down the drain on Wednesday night."

https://texags.com/s/56359/dreadful-season-ends-as-no-20-cowboys-defeat-depleted-aggies-31-23/5

[MontereyMX 922]

13 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

 

the symbolic number 12

[nnm 37,735]

6 minutes ago, Horndog said:

How it started:

 

 

How it ended:

"The final polluted drops of the Jimbo Fisher era swirled down the drain on Wednesday night."

https://texags.com/s/56359/dreadful-season-ends-as-no-20-cowboys-defeat-depleted-aggies-31-23/5

The next two sentences sum up the asinine, convoluted irrationality of the aggy mindset:

“Yet, in a 31-23 Texas Bowl loss to No. 20 Oklahoma State at NRG Stadium that severed the remaining ties to the failed Fisher regime, there were signs of hope and indications that better fortunes may await Texas A&M.

To be clear, there are no moral victories at Texas A&M, but the Aggies were down to fourth-string quarterback Marcel Reed, a skeleton crew defense, a lame duck coaching staff, trailing 24-6 at halftime and still were perhaps one fumble away from a chance at upsetting the Big 12 Conference runner-up.”

 

Another horrific paragraph:

“The Aggies’ potluck lineup, infested with backups, true freshmen and walk-ons, played with a passion not often seen in recent seasons.”

Edited December 28, 2023 by nnm

[South Austin 53,153]

1 minute ago, nnm said:

To be clear, there are no moral victories at Texas A&M, but the Aggies were down to fourth-string quarterback Marcel Reed, a skeleton crew defense, a lame duck coaching staff, trailing 24-6 at halftime and still were perhaps one fumble away from a chance at upsetting the Big 12 Conference runner-up there were several moral victories at Texas A&M.

Fixed.

[DFW Horn 6,637]

5 minutes ago, nnm said:

Another horrific paragraph:

“The Aggies’ potluck lineup, infested with backups, true freshmen and walk-ons, played with a passion not often seen in recent seasons.”

Sentence

There are no moral victories at aggy, but here's an entire, sunshine-pumping article detailing why y'all should be optimistic about the future under Elko. Whoop!

[TOR 6,100]

Quote

".. You can’t talk about things that happened in the past, but I think it would have been a different game with a lot of time left on the clock.”

Another mythical win in a game aggy wasn't playing.

[closetojumping 65,241]

2 hours ago, AP101S said:

13 of 32 of the 2022 class have transferred. 6 more leaving before 2025 would be 60%, which seems reasonable (at a minimum).

Aggie by Class tab:  https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1TzoBTIvCXfZIk7Sz3C9txMg0yPvrXyVM/edit#gid=1912575733

So 41% are gone now. Thomas, Moss, White, and Taylor are all rumored to be serious exit risks. The aggies might want Taylor gone. Going to be a rough go. I think your 60% is probably low. One of the other issues that they're not examining is that the attrition is heavier at the top. They still have Moczulski, Scarlett, Kerr, Ohrstrom, Harris and Erb. I'm not sure that is good news if those are the vestiges of the class in 2025. Losing 8 of the top 14 is certainly not optimal. Whoop(s)!!

[NoName 17,103]

1 hour ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Can A&M not afford to hire someone to dress/style Elko?  You're making a scheduled appearance/recruiting pitch on national TV and look like this? Ok. 

didn't you hear? per Bjork they are a bunch of broke boys and need to cut costs. if the goal was to make him look like just another collegiate coach in front of a national audience ("we're getting back to our roots", "see he's smart he is wearing glasses", "look at how tall he is vs the announcers!", "he's saying the right things!") they were successful.

what about sending him out in some actual A&M branded merch - not the knockoff stuff - like the sideline coaches merch or some cool shit you are rolling out next year or the homefield A&M jacket or literally anything else that doesn't appear to be from walmart?

i spent a few min doing a search to try and find it so i could make fun of him for wearing some trash brand but can't even find it for sale.

 

[Eskimohorn 5,675]

Jack and Rose are both fitting on that