Tell Me About Texas a&m

[markstanco 12772]

16 hours ago, markstanco said:

 

https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3434780

The Gestapo cancelled the thread.  

They pay their 9.95, then bend over and let looch go in dry on them.  How these sheep continue to pay is beyond me. 

[Jkwellborn 7006]

Don’t you know it’s a bitch getting a size 68 extra fat?

Probably used the same place they purchased a 12 dwarf for the last coach.

[Longboard Horn 41316]

 

[SHOOTER12 8882]

Way too early this morning I saw a blurb about "How aggy Dominated OSU".

Hello, did anyone tell the idiots they  lost? Talk about moral victories? sheesh.

Edited December 29, 2023 by SHOOTER12

[Valmy77 13567]

A&M pretending they are some blue blood football power while bragging about losing to the 20th ranked team in the country is very on brand.

[SHOOTER12 8882]

14 hours ago, TOR said:

Holy shit, whiskey nose and everything.  

And cock-eyed too.

[Hagbard Celine 11157]

1 hour ago, LateAughtsHorn said:

I wonder what Elko's goto Whataburger order is. 

lunch:

triple on toast with grilled japs grilled onions double cheese

large fries, large onion rings

2 apple pies, and a large malt

 

breakfast for dinner at 11pm:

EVERYTHING

[BabaYaga 15532]

1 minute ago, Hagbard Celine said:

lunch:

triple on toast with grilled japs grilled onions double cheese

large fries, large onion rings

2 apple pies, and a large malt

 

breakfast for dinner at 11pm:

EVERYTHING

Where's my spicy ketchup....arggghhhhh

[markstanco 12772]

11 hours ago, ABSR said:

My guess is they did not have any XXXXXXXL’s available so the took a Muumuu and added the logo.

Fun fact: We sold two in history, one in plaquemine parish LA, and the other in Tulsa.  12XL Coverall.  96" chest, 90" waist, and 48" leg openings. 

[EastTexan 666]

20 hours ago, NoName said:

yeah, the NMSU logo is just slightly different:

the closest thing i found was from Onward Reserve, which i think is probably what he's wearing at this point - but an older one from his prior time.

https://onwardreserve.com/products/texas-a-m-lee-performance-1-4-zip

vs what he wore

BUT the onward reserve one has the trademark logo included and i can't find anything like that or with the actual enclosed A.

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my guess: it's some walmart level brand (what was the one they used to sell on the co op store that was notorious for being shit?)

so yeah, broke boy A&M sends their coach on national television looking like a slob in walmart level clothing. smooth move.

I'm always astounded by the sleuth investigating ability of surly.

[South Austin 53151]

5 minutes ago, EastTexan said:

I'm always astounded by the sleuth investigating ability of surly.

It’s like most of us don’t have actual real paying jobs.

[ChickenNuggets 1661]

7 minutes ago, EastTexan said:

I'm always astounded by the sleuth investigating ability of surly.

Didn't surly/shaggy solve a murder one time? that or a burglary.?. something.. lol. I can't remember.

[TOR 6100]

2 minutes ago, South Austin said:

It’s like most of us don’t have actual real paying jobs.

There's a Your Mom joke here but it's too early for me.

[tx 3 putt 78461]

 

[DFW Horn 6637]

2 hours ago, Mikey4 said:

Wait a sec. With all their yammering about the weekly grind of the sec, they've only played Georgia once? Who are they complaining about having to play? The Mississippi teams and Arkansas? Lol.

Bama and LSU, mostly. 

aggy just traded daddies from UT and OU is how I see it. Results are comparable, just over .500 in league play wherever they go - SWC, Big 12, SEC, don't make a shit.

[purplepride95 6890]

20 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

Meat Judging. Duh.

[Mikey4 2484]

6 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

Bama and LSU, mostly. 

aggy just traded daddies from UT and OU is how I see it. Results are comparable, just over .500 in league play wherever they go - SWC, Big 12, SEC, don't make a shit.

Right, I get that they have a couple of hard games on a 12-game schedule. Definitely Bama and usually somebody else (often lsu). But their complaining about a "weekly grind" is just nonsense.

[hookemATL 12228]

40 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

triple on toast with grilled japs grilled onions double cheese

large fries, large onion rings

 

Let’s not malign something so glorious. This is my go to order at WB (granted I’m not a sentient blob person like Elko). 

[BB65 489]

2 minutes ago, Mikey4 said:

Right, I get that they have a couple of hard games on a 12-game schedule. Definitely Bama and usually somebody else (often lsu). But their complaining about a "weekly grind" is just nonsense.

When you finish the season 7-5 or 8-4. The season is a weekly grind

[NeverMarryAStripper 22241]

Don’t forget about App State.  You can’t just expect to invite them into your house and beat them

[ClubWhatever 12276]

13 hours ago, TOR said:

 Stairs?

I need confirmation that this is real and located on the campus of Texum Ayem.   It can't be.

[ABSR 5357]

39 minutes ago, South Austin said:

It’s like most of us don’t have actually do our real paying jobs.

Fixed it.

Edited December 29, 2023 by ABSR

[AnotherLawyer 398]

34 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

They misspelled "county."

[Armybrat 41312]

39 minutes ago, South Austin said:

It’s like most of us don’t have actual real paying jobs.

Jobs?

What are those?

[Born Burnt 6229]

10 hours ago, Teamdirtyleg said:

Someone with better skills than me (which is any non-zero amount) take the commission to gif a Jimbo and elko as big and little Enos with sark laying in the hammock laughing at them.

is such a thing possible?

[ClubWhatever 12276]

9 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

Jobs?

What are those?

1.   A boat, car, or airplane

2.  Theft

3.  A sexual favor

[Leanderman 2352]

Elko at what a burger?

[markstanco 12772]

25 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

I need confirmation that this is real and located on the campus of Texum Ayem.   It can't be.

They fixed it.

[nnm 37735]

22 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

Jobs?

What are those?

Something your grandkids do to make money for the government to take to fund your payouts. 

[Armybrat 41312]

So that’s why I can’t get them over to paint my house!

['stache 22115]

The Elko diet is already catching on in CS. Look at this fat fuck.

Edited December 29, 2023 by 'stache

[Frank Drebin 5823]

Can someone repost meat pimp’s mom’s Facebook again?   I have a family member in common who will be at the ranch this weekend with us.  
 

edit - family member is friends with her

Edited December 29, 2023 by Frank Drebin

[TOR 6100]

19 minutes ago, Frank Drebin said:

Can someone repost meat pimp’s mom’s Facebook again?   I have a family member in common who will be at the ranch this weekend with us.  
 

edit - family member is friends with her

 

[nnm 37735]

22 minutes ago, Frank Drebin said:

Can someone repost meat pimp’s mom’s Facebook again?   I have a family member in common who will be at the ranch this weekend with us.  
 

edit - family member is friends with her

https://www.facebook.com/jessie.burrowswalsh/photos

[Frank Drebin 5823]

Love how the meat pimp wears his meat judging hat to Christmas.  I’m not going to lie, I’m a fan of his.  
 

 

Edited December 29, 2023 by Frank Drebin

[bad_teammate 13479]

He's classically perfect.

 

[Brisketexan 106610]

Love how the meat pimp wears his meat judging hat to Christmas.  I’m not going to lie, I’m a fan of his.  
 
 

Cute little blonde, wine, Bud light, and some Teddy Grahams? Dude is L-I-V-I-N.

[TOR 6100]

2 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Cute little blonde, wine, Bud light, and some Teddy Grahams? Dude is L-I-V-I-N.

Needs a mansierre for that gynecomastia, tho.

[Biff Tannen 46060]

What an odd looking human being. 

[Frank Drebin 5823]

He does look like he’s added a few.  I’m thinking that badass will be in prime condition by the start of the next meat season.  

6 minutes ago, TOR said:

Needs a mansierre for that gynecomastia, tho.

Apple doesn’t fall far from the tree. 

[Jiggy-Z 3506]

13 minutes ago, bad_teammate said:

He's classically perfect.

 

Nautiloss?

[Tex Pete 21392]

22 minutes ago, Frank Drebin said:

 

But why is the Christmas tree in front of the bathtub?

[Redneck Mutha 8158]

11 minutes ago, TOR said:

Needs a mansierre bro for that gynecomastia, tho.

fifk

[Pescado_Rojo 19556]

3 hours ago, markstanco said:

Fun fact: We sold two in history, one in plaquemine parish LA, and the other in Tulsa.  12XL Coverall.  96" chest, 90" waist, and 48" leg openings. 

Vic be like..

[satxhorn02 1]

3 hours ago, ClubWhatever said:

I need confirmation that this is real and located on the campus of Texum Ayem.   It can't be.

https://maps.app.goo.gl/RQuqvQCtgqc1WMD87

[89Horn 1735]

3 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

No, no.  It’s accurate.  The QB room is actually very nice.  It’s just that they don’t have a good QBs to fill it.

[jimmyjazz 46965]

Gotta love the interior "decor".  Pure white trash.  Little kids' faces blurred because I'm not an animal.

Note the Michael's/Hobby Lobby scrabble installation on the wall, presumably of all the kids' names, including "Tyller" and "Blayne".  How Houston suburb of them.

[Da Fino 2819]

3 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Gotta love the interior "decor".  Pure white trash.  Little kids' faces blurred because I'm not an animal.

Note the Michael's/Hobby Lobby scrabble installation on the wall, presumably of all the kids' names, including "Tyller" and "Blayne".  How Houston suburb of them.

As if they didn't aggy it up enough with "Shane, Blayne and Kyle" 

 

['stache 22115]

4 hours ago, markstanco said:

Fun fact: We sold two in history, one in plaquemine parish LA, and the other in Tulsa.  12XL Coverall.  96" chest, 90" waist, and 48" leg openings. 

Was it this guy?

or maybe this guy?

 

[Redneck Mutha 8158]

10 minutes ago, Da Fino said:

As if they didn't aggy it up enough with "Shane, Blayne and Kyle" 

 

Next up, Tiler.