Tell Me About Texas a&m

[Navin R. Johnson 701]

When you can judge meat at that level, you can pretty much write your own ticket 

[dcar00 14035]

my guess is Tyler(boy) and Tyller(girl) are fraternal twins.

[Tex Pete 20172]

22 minutes ago, Da Fino said:

As if they didn't aggy it up enough with "Shane, Blayne and Kyle"

It can't be an aggy family without at least one Kyle. Them's the rules.

[futureman 22414]

https://www.instagram.com/nurse_jessieb?igsh=MWdmcm5haWNiYWh6Nw==
 

she’s fucking hot. 

[Armybrat 40732]

1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

Cute little blonde, wine, Bud light, and some Teddy Grahams? Dude is L-I-V-I-N.

Her clit must be lit.

[Herpa Derpa 6111]

1 hour ago, Frank Drebin said:

Love how the meat pimp wears his meat judging hat to Christmas.  I’m not going to lie, I’m a fan of his.  

He is the hero we all need. And a purebred aggy. Truly mind bottling. He's somehow figured out how to convert aggyness into bad ass boss. Harness that ability and the world will shake.

[Crapinon 2250]

5 hours ago, markstanco said:

Fun fact: We sold two in history, one in plaquemine parish LA, and the other in Tulsa.  12XL Coverall.  96" chest, 90" waist, and 48" leg openings. 

A few years ago I got a call from a oilfield guy working on the monkey board, about 100 or so feet off the ground. He said he needed a 5XL fall protection harness. I told him I had a 3XL. He said he needed a big waist belt and I told him it had at least a 65" belt. He wasn't sure if it would fit but he'd try it. The guy came in our store and he was 5"8 and weighed between 350-400 lbs. The belt was about 18" too short to fit around his waist. I told him if he was smart, he'd find a job on the ground because even if the harness or lanyard didn't break the shock of hitting the end of the lanyard after a 6' fall would kill him.

[BurntEyes 5827]

2 hours ago, Frank Drebin said:

Love how the meat pimp wears his meat judging hat to Christmas.  I’m not going to lie, I’m a fan of his.  
 

 

"He wasn't much to look at, and he knew it. He had a simple life, extremely white home, a hot mom and a serviceable girlfriend."

He wasn't going to change the world and he knew it. So he followed his meat passions and he followed them with a dedicated focus few men knew in life. The outside world didn't get it, but the meat judging groupies did and isn't that more important?

He was a meat judging champion, maybe the best ever. It wasn't a lot in the bigger scheme, but it was his, and he knew it.

"Come at me bro!"

Edited December 29, 2023 by BurntEyes

[InkaUtexas 25505]

And the smirk proves he knows he is the man. A man with plans.

[tx ind 6998]

Meat pimp locked down the meat grinder for xmas, too perfect

[Post Oak 20184]

2 hours ago, Frank Drebin said:

Love how the meat pimp wears his meat judging hat to Christmas.  I’m not going to lie, I’m a fan of his.  
 

 

If I had half this kids confidence it would be over for you fuckers.

[Liquor and Poker 3659]

What the fuck am I looking at in the scrabble deer head Tomball builder model home?

[BurntEyes 5827]

6 minutes ago, Liquor and Poker said:

What the fuck am I looking at in the scrabble deer head Tomball builder model home?

Last page, it's the extra super white names of all the Muppets hot mom and shot out of her vagina.

 

Edit - And the meat master, master of meats and judging. A hero for all to behold.. and his serviceable gf. 

Edited December 29, 2023 by BurntEyes

[BurntEyes 5827]

13 minutes ago, Post Oak said:

If I had half this kids confidence it would be over for you fuckers.

Meat pimp had sex, doesn't care. 

[Grande Mart 502]

6 hours ago, Hagbard Celine said:

lunch:

triple on toast with grilled japs grilled onions double cheese

large fries, large onion rings

2 apple pies, and a large malt

 

breakfast for dinner at 11pm:

EVERYTHING

As a Texas expatriate in Oregon, all this Whataburger talk is making me homesick

[Pods 7526]

26 minutes ago, tx ind said:

Meat pimp locked down the meat grinder for xmas, too perfect

The man knows his meat. 

I have one of those KitchenAid grinders and it is awesome. I almost never buy store ground beef anymore.

The quality of fresh ground is far superior and I can do a coarser grind, which everyone in my house prefers.

I can also grind some meat, then sprinkle seasonings on, then repeat in layers to season the meat without compacting it by mixing afterwards. 

Catch a chuck, or round roast, on sale and chuck them in the freezer and it's pretty economical as well. 

If you've already got a KitchenAid mixer, get that grinder attachment. You won't regret it. 

Edited December 29, 2023 by Pods

[Pimphand 5595]

28 minutes ago, tx ind said:

Meat pimp locked down the meat grinder for xmas, too perfect

That is as on brand an x-mas present as exists in the world.  Side note: How many kids did meat pimp's mom have with that scrabble wall?

[BurntEyes 5827]

14 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

That is as on brand an x-mas present as exists in the world.  Side note: How many kids did meat pimp's mom have with that scrabble wall?

210, 220 whatever it takes, but I've only got images to go off of so my math maybe be off.

[Pancho 44462]

Getting this thread back on track…

 

They are writing more open letters to players:

 

 

[BurntEyes 5827]

Oh Pancho, you can't get more on track that meat judging champs and tasty racks...

With the singular exception of letters to the players, because we all know what a 18-22 year old college male thinks about most.. is the support of a 30-50 year old fat white supremist from Katie.

[Pimphand 5595]

7 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Getting this thread back on track…

 

They are writing more open letters to players:

 

 

Yeah I was going to screenshot that thread but got stuck in a meeting.... I bet Moose is glad he has the support of aggynation though to be honest he is the player I am most surprised stuck around....

[pops 6974]

3 hours ago, Frank Drebin said:

Love how the meat pimp wears his meat judging hat to Christmas.  I’m not going to lie, I’m a fan of his.  
 

 

Seconded. I'd party with the meat pimp. 

[markstanco 12504]

1 hour ago, Crapinon said:

A few years ago I got a call from a oilfield guy working on the monkey board, about 100 or so feet off the ground. He said he needed a 5XL fall protection harness. I told him I had a 3XL. He said he needed a big waist belt and I told him it had at least a 65" belt. He wasn't sure if it would fit but he'd try it. The guy came in our store and he was 5"8 and weighed between 350-400 lbs. The belt was about 18" too short to fit around his waist. I told him if he was smart, he'd find a job on the ground because even if the harness or lanyard didn't break the shock of hitting the end of the lanyard after a 6' fall would kill him.

Yea that is too big to be up high.  However, Falltech and DBI-SALA do make custom ones (and Im sure of others, I just know reps from these companies) make ones for larger humans.  But get your ass ready to pay.  They are triple + a normal (I think) 250 pound and under rig. 

[Liquor and Poker 3659]

Meat judging has always sounded gay porn to me but he clearly was doing it for pay

[Bevo14 8274]

1 hour ago, BurntEyes said:

"He wasn't much to look at, and he knew it. He had a simple life, extremely white home, a hot mom and a serviceable girlfriend."

He wasn't going to change the world and he knew it. So he followed his meat passions and he followed them with a dedicated focus few men knew in life. The outside world didn't get it, but the meat judging groupies did and isn't that more important?

He was a meat judging champion, maybe the best ever. It wasn't a lot in the bigger scheme, but it was his, and he knew it.

"Come at me bro!"

He deserves his own texaggy documentary

[InkaUtexas 25505]

15 minutes ago, Liquor and Poker said:

Meat judging has always sounded gay porn to me but he clearly was doing it for pay

aggy onlyfans?

[Crapinon 2250]

8 minutes ago, markstanco said:

Yea that is too big to be up high.  However, Falltech and DBI-SALA do make custom ones (and Im sure of others, I just know reps from these companies) make ones for larger humans.  But get your ass ready to pay.  They are triple + a normal (I think) 250 pound and under rig. 

OHSA and ANSI have different standards, 310 lbs for ANSI and 420 lbs for OSHA. Most of the people go strictly by ANSI but all manufacturers will put the OSHA 420 lbs rating as a way to get heavier people in harnesses. We sell 4x & 5X harnesses, but when a heavier person falls, they're pushing the allowable limits for fall arrest. When they hit the end they will do serious damage to their internal organs. I have seen pics of people who have almost castrated themselves because of falls.

[El Squared 1793]

19 hours ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Hell, a style expert isn't going to help him in the least. Try a nutritionist and trainer first. You can't get silk from a sow.

Also: you can't get real championships from an aggy....

[Blotto 23431]

23 minutes ago, Bevo14 said:

He deserves his own texaggy documentary  statue on campus

He's the only aggy winning shit over there. Fill up that empty ass hall of champions with dozens of those co-op statues. I'd be curious what they could do with that meat smirk. 

Edited December 29, 2023 by Blotto

[General Specific 3233]

That is as on brand an x-mas present as exists in the world.  Side note: How many kids did meat pimp's mom have with that scrabble wall?

A: All of them!

[General Specific 3233]

He's the only aggy winning shit over there. Fill up that empty ass hall of champions with dozens of those co-op statues. I'd be curious what they could do with that meat smirk. 

Co-op VY statutes, good times

+1

[crash_davis 23084]

3 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

What an odd looking human being. 

You are going to have to be a bit more specific..

[bad_teammate 13132]

I hope his family finds this thread and they all call him "Meat Pimp" for the rest of his life.

Long may he reign!

[TOR 5364]

53 minutes ago, pops said:

Seconded. I'd party with the meat pimp. 

Meat judging is all about breaking hearts and ripping farts.

[Wishbone 4731]

What does a meat judge look for when choosing a wife? 🤔

[ChiTownDoc 21098]

1 hour ago, pops said:

Seconded. I'd party with the meat pimp. 

Not gonna lie, I wanna fly this legend into Miami for this weekend's shenanigans.  So many bitches.  Need meat pimp to help entertain em.  

Edited December 29, 2023 by ChiTownDoc
already drunk

[40acredropout 2902]

3 hours ago, futureman said:

https://www.instagram.com/nurse_jessieb?igsh=MWdmcm5haWNiYWh6Nw==
 

she’s fucking hot. 

… can fap to this 

[ousux 5586]

What does a meat judge look for when choosing a wife?

Doesn't matter if she knows meat, the meat pimp got that covered.

[Cairn Horn88 8166]

1 hour ago, Pods said:

The man knows his meat. 

I have one of those KitchenAid grinders and it is awesome. I almost never buy store ground beef anymore.

The quality of fresh ground is far superior and I can do a coarser grind, which everyone in my house prefers.

I can also grind some meat, then sprinkle seasonings on, then repeat in layers to season the meat without compacting it by mixing afterwards. 

Catch a chuck, or round roast, on sale and chuck them in the freezer and it's pretty economical as well. 

If you've already got a KitchenAid mixer, get that grinder attachment. You won't regret it. 

I don’t know what to say.

[Biff Tannen 45492]

7 minutes ago, 40acredropout said:

… can fap to this 

[Cairn Horn88 8166]

14 minutes ago, Wishbone said:

What does a meat judge look for when choosing a wife? 🤔

Hind quarters!

[Mantis Toboggan, MD 1499]

Meat judging is all about breaking hearts and ripping farts.

Meat Pimp is all about Judgin’ Meat and Clappin’ cheeks

[CooterBrown 17904]

She’s definitely thinking “he’s gonna grind my meat later tonight.”

[66BUFF 2553]

28 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

 

[BurntEyes 5827]

We really make an effort to get the meat pimp on Surly. Judging by his moms jugs and his smirk, his smug ass would fit right in. Hell, he probably bag on Ags in this thread.

He's our kind of hero.

[TrashMaster G 17386]

2 hours ago, Grande Mart said:

As a Texas expatriate in Oregon, all this Whataburger talk is making me homesick

Not sure how you can live without access to a HBCB.

[Pimphand 5595]

2 hours ago, Grande Mart said:

As a Texas expatriate in Oregon, all this Whataburger talk is making me homesick

Meh it has really gone downhill since Chicago bought the franchise. Back in 1993 you could get the #1 Whatameal for $4.09 after tax. Now that shit is $9.73. PTerry's has taken over Whataburger's role in this town....

[Frank Drebin 5619]

1 hour ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Not gonna lie, I wanna fly this legend into Miami for this weekend's shenanigans.  So many bitches.  Need meat pimp to help entertain em.  

Make it happen.  You can afford a charter.  Tell his ass to get to the nearest FBO and be ready to party.  Send a couple whores too.  

[Gene Parmesan 3993]

1 minute ago, Pimphand said:

Meh it has really gone downhill since Chicago bought the franchise. Back in 1993 you could get the #1 Whatameal for $4.09 after tax. Now that shit is $9.73. PTerry's has taken over Whataburger's role in this town....

Whataburger went downhill well before Chicago took over. Everyone was just afraid to say it, but now they have an easy excuse. 

[jimmyjazz 45547]

2 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

Meh it has really gone downhill since Chicago bought the franchise. Back in 1993 you could get the #1 Whatameal for $4.09 after tax. Now that shit is $9.73. PTerry's has taken over Whataburger's role in this town....

2.9% annual.  Seems fairly innocuous.  (I have little doubt service is twice as slow now, though.  Never ever do the Whataburger drive-thru.)