Tell Me About Texas a&m

[msucolt45 4,227]

How’s aggy brethren doing so far in the bowls? You know SEC SEC and root for the conference and all. They’ll never root for the Horns, even once we’ve joined them in conference, so their SEC chant, which was all they had, is now gone!

Mizzou’s win yesterday was huge for them, as they’ve accomplished more than aggy since joining the SEC. Mizzou is actually building a team to worry about over the next few seasons.

Hook’em!!!

[atomheartbevo 90,638]

On 12/29/2023 at 9:19 AM, ChickenNuggets said:

Didn't surly/shaggy solve a murder one time? that or a burglary.?. something.. lol. I can't remember.

Are you thinking tow truck guy?  Or the Rainey Street stuff.

[Frank Drebin 5,834]

1 hour ago, Treefidy said:

Damn there’s a lot to unpack in those pics

at first I thought the Christmas tree was in the bathroom, with the shower curtain and all.

someone was taking a picture of a purse and caught meat pimp and his current slice in the background? 
They still make Dorian countertops?  Is the a Houston burb thing?  
A countertop ice maker….. right next to the freezer with and ice dispenser? 
 

man, this could go on for hours. 

Got to tell you, that ice maker is fantastic.  Have one at my office and at home.  

[ousux 5,636]

How’s aggy brethren doing so far in the bowls? You know SEC SEC and root for the conference and all. They’ll never root for the Horns, even once we’ve joined them in conference, so their SEC chant, which was all they had, is now gone!

Mizzou’s win yesterday was huge for them, as they’ve accomplished more than aggy since joining the SEC. Mizzou is actually building a team to worry about over the next few seasons.

Hook’em!!!

I've been browsing the rant the past few days, seems aggy isn't the only fanbase with the "SEC! SEC!" rah rah bullshit. Even posters who's teams have actual skins on the wall like Bama and LSU seem to be all about that nonsense.

[TOR 6,123]

5 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Or the Rainey Street stuff.

I thought the Rainey Street Snuffer posted here.

[Jshep34 2,425]

Video of list eater in action

[Brisketexan 106,876]

Video of list eater in action

After all of these years…how do we not have an actual name? I mean…I presume it’s “Karen” something, but still.

[Hermanator 7,658]

1 hour ago, Pimphand said:

I thought that was Jabba the Ketch

No The Elk is aggy's Ketch. 

Meat Pimp looks like Bobby Burton's kid. Same face. 

[TreatyOak 17,343]

[msucolt45 4,227]

Video of list eater in action

Why did you have to post that? Ten minutes later, watching the List Eater and Clan, I’m more sure that they’re the most delusional fan base ever! Still crying about sawing Varsity’s horns off in a game Texas isn’t even participating in.

Hook’em!!!

[ChickenNuggets 1,661]

1 hour ago, Jshep34 said:

 

 

Video of list eater in action

 

Apparently, in 1517, when Martin Luther nailed his theses against the Catholic church to the church's door, there were originally 100 instead of 95. Rumor has it, the List Eater's great, great, great, great, great, great grandmother ate 5 of them before a monk could wrestle her to the ground.

 

[bad_teammate 13,496]

12 minutes ago, ChickenNuggets said:

Apparently, in 1517, when Martin Luther nailed his theses against the Catholic church to the church's door, there were originally 100 instead of 95. Rumor has it, the List Eater's great, great, great, great, great, great grandmother ate 5 of them before a monk could wrestle her to the ground.

 

[linux 1,785]

Aggies were so excited about that Cotton Bowl and Fran, they were whooping and shit and his stupid joke of "Should eat donuts not lists" End result lost to Tenn 38-7, typical agroids.

Meanwhile real UT beat Michigan.

[Tex Pete 21,483]

10 minutes ago, linux said:

Aggies were so excited about that Cotton Bowl and Fran, they were whooping and shit and his stupid joke of "Should eat donuts not lists" End result lost to Tenn 38-7, typical agroids.

Meanwhile real UT beat Michigan.

The Longhorn contingent was watching that Cotton Bowl casually and laughing at aggy misfortune in the lobby of the team hotel in Century City while aggy cars were being towed from front yards all around the Fairgrounds. Was a beautiful day. 

[jimmyjazz 47,127]

41 minutes ago, ChickenNuggets said:

Apparently, in 1517, when Martin Luther nailed his theses against the Catholic church to the church's door, there were originally 100 instead of 95. Rumor has it, the List Eater's great, great, great, great, great, great grandmother ate 5 of them before a monk could wrestle her to the ground.

Does that monk still have any eligibility left?  Asking for Bo Davis.

[TrashMaster G 18,073]

3 hours ago, Pimphand said:

It belongs to lot as in possessive. Simma down summa child

Yeah, that's not how that works.

[Chopper 17,430]

4 hours ago, pyrohornIII said:

Rosenthal Meat Science and Technology Center | Teaching, Research, Extension and Service (agrilife.org)

 

An atm grad aggy'd up the URL.

[msucolt45 4,227]

At least you know that aggy meat was “tenderized” by aggy themselves.

Hook’em!!!

[CowtownHorn 5,126]

On 12/27/2023 at 11:35 PM, CowtownHorn said:

 

aggy 7-6…wins over…

4-8 New Mexico

2-10 UL Monroe

6-6 Auburn

4-8 Arkansas

5-7 South Carolina

5-7 Mississippi State

5-6 Abilene Christian

whoop!

Update…with Auburn loss today, all 7 wins over teams with LOSING records.

4-8 New Mexico

2-10 UL Monroe

6-7 Auburn

4-8 Arkansas

5-7 South Carolina

5-7 Mississippi State

5-6 Abilene Christian

whoop!

Edited December 30, 2023 by CowtownHorn

[Pimphand 6,361]

53 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Yeah, that's not how that works.

[GreenspointTexas 9,960]

37 minutes ago, CowtownHorn said:

Update…with Auburn loss today, all 7 wins over teams with LOSING records.

4-8 New Mexico

2-10 UL Monroe

6-7 Auburn

4-8 Arkansas

5-7 South Carolina

5-7 Mississippi State

5-6 Abilene Christian

whoop!

Omgggggggggg

[deft 7,056]

But they’re gonna be in the playoffs next year guys. They woulda wiped the floor in the bdf this year. They said so.

[msucolt45 4,227]

aggy is kind of like the kid you made ride in the back of your truck in the ‘80s. As two was enough in the front cab, but you had room for aggy out back.

Hook’em!!!

[Doc Daneeka 6,793]

3 hours ago, linux said:

Aggies were so excited about that Cotton Bowl and Fran, they were whooping and shit and his stupid joke of "Should eat donuts not lists" End result lost to Tenn 38-7, typical agroids.

Meanwhile real UT beat Michigan.

Watching some of the Rose Parade then ducking into a bar to drink screwdrivers and watch that game before heading to the Rose Bowl. Having Michigan fans warning us about the upcoming trip to Columbus. Good fucking times. 

[Deej 77,807]

7 minutes ago, msucolt45 said:

aggy is kind of like the kid you made ride in the back of your truck in the ‘80s. As two was enough in the front cab, but you had room for aggy out back.

Hook’em!!!

You'd have to disinfect the bed of your truck after every ride so your dogs wouldn't catch anything..

[Doc Daneeka 6,793]

15 minutes ago, Deej said:

You'd have to disinfect the bed of your truck after every ride so your dogs wouldn't catch anything..

We have a pond in the back. We have a pool and a pond... Pond'd be good for you.

[Blotto 24,011]

2 hours ago, msucolt45 said:

aggy is kind of like the kid you made ride in the back of your truck in the ‘80s. As two was enough in the front cab, but you had room for aggy out back.

Hook’em!!!

[nnm 37,896]

How many jizz jars got filled up tonight watching the UGA game?

[linux 1,785]

 

8 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

The Longhorn contingent was watching that Cotton Bowl casually and laughing at aggy misfortune in the lobby of the team hotel in Century City while aggy cars were being towed from front yards all around the Fairgrounds. Was a beautiful day. 

https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/399143/1

This is their 05 Cotton Bowl thread enjoy (lol pain starts 4 posts in)

Edited December 31, 2023 by linux

[msucolt45 4,227]

How you found that link, I won’t ask as I’m an older Surly member, but I salute your efforts!

Hook’em!!!

[Born to Run 6,601]

Damn there’s a lot to unpack in those pics
at first I thought the Christmas tree was in the bathroom, with the shower curtain and all.
someone was taking a picture of a purse and caught meat pimp and his current slice in the background? 
They still make Dorian countertops?  Is the a Houston burb thing?  
A countertop ice maker….. right next to the freezer with and ice dispenser? 
 
man, this could go on for hours. 

Have you never been to burbs in Houston? My guess is Cypress.

[TheRRKid 239]

5 hours ago, Doc Daneeka said:

We have a pond in the back. We have a pool and a pond... Pond'd be good for you.

I’ve heard Chevy talk about being proud of this ad lib. Apparently it was one of the few times someone cracked Bill Murray during a scene. In the movie you can see Bill choking down a laugh when Chevy hit him with this line

[linux 1,785]

1 hour ago, msucolt45 said:

How you found that link, I won’t ask as I’m an older Surly member, but I salute your efforts!

Hook’em!!!

I just occassionally go back to those days and bookmark

I collected all of these in a few minutes of that glorious day in Jan 2006 links in chronological otder.

Two sips laid out on the ground after that SC TD. | TexAgs

Anybody deep-down rooting for t.u? | TexAgs

SO LONG TO THE ORANGE AND WHITE | TexAgs

this thing is not over... | TexAgs

If t.u. wins by less than 6... | TexAgs

Anybody on suicide watch? | TexAgs

THE single handedly most painful thing about tonight | TexAgs

that`s it...i`m done with sports... | TexAgs

Kill me now | TexAgs

Staff... Ban all sips... I dont want to hear it. | TexAgs

For those Ags rooting for t.u. | TexAgs

I can never believe how lucky t.u. is and keeps getting | TexAgs

if looch (or any other ag) really does have any dirt on the sips, they should... | TexAgs

Think its bad now?...just wait till the morning..... | TexAgs

Will we win a MNC before 2039? | TexAgs <- Nope and we are half way there

I seriously cant sleep I am so pissed off | TexAgs

We just got set back 10 years | TexAgs <- More like 25 at the very least.

Did we recruit Vince Young? | TexAgs

Bill Byrnes Arrival, t.u. EXPLOSION | TexAgs

Id still take Reggie McNeal over Vince | TexAgs

Was this the greatest MNC game of all time? | TexAgs

For the first morning ever, NO sports page, NO espn.com, etc. | TexAgs

Anyone else wake up... | TexAgs

i was having VY nightmares all night | TexAgs

Congrats to Texas A&M (yes, you read that right) | TexAgs

Commander called me... | TexAgs

Pete Carroll didnt watch the TAMU game tape???!!!!?! | TexAgs

Worst College Football year (plus 4 days) for me ..............ever! | TexAgs

Have all of you metrosexual "Aggies rooting fot tu" gone to | TexAgs

Our three biggest rivals have MNC in the last 5 | TexAgs

For all you Out of State Ags that Rooted for t.u: | TexAgs

Vince is Gone | TexAgs

In All the Texas/VY talk....We Forgot Bout Keith Jacksons Poor Calling of the game | TexAgs

Nuclear Winter settles over Aggie Nation | TexAgs

It has begun | TexAgs

Little Brother Syndrome | TexAgs

How much would YOU give if it would guarantee a MNC? | TexAgs

Cant explain the feeling last night!! | TexAgs

Last night set us back by about 3 years | TexAgs <- lol x10 maybe

Go away t-sippers | TexAgs

OU, then LSWHO, now tu | TexAgs

In light of the recent holocaust, I think what us Ags need... | TexAgs

Seriously...can we even make a BCS bowl game in the next 15 years? | TexAgs <- Nope never did

A good friends advice about handling the t.u. victory | TexAgs

Id Rather Be A Texas Aggie | TexAgs

VY is a man among boys | TexAgs

When Will It End? | TexAgs

Need a name for Colt... | TexAgs

Its ALL about VY | TexAgs

If tu winning the mnc will help change things for us.... | TexAgs

Which part of the A&M Cycle are we in now? | TexAgs <-They predicted the rollercoaster

The future of the A&M - Texas series? | TexAgs <-They did predict the series ending.

[Leanderman 2,360]

Gomers after the dawgs win over FSU

[jimmyjazz 47,127]

16 hours ago, deft said:

But they’re gonna be in the playoffs next year guys. They woulda wiped the floor in the bdf this year. They said so.

I actually had an Ag tell me this the other day.  I pointed out tha they lost to 'bama by 6 in College Station and we beat them by 10 in Tuscaloosa, and they lost to Okie State by 8 in Houston and we beat them by 28 in Arlington.

Yeah, but . . . blah blah blah

[Mikey4 2,484]

7 hours ago, linux said:

I just occassionally go back to those days and bookmark

I collected all of these in a few minutes of that glorious day in Jan 2006 links in chronological otder.

Two sips laid out on the ground after that SC TD. | TexAgs

Anybody deep-down rooting for t.u? | TexAgs

SO LONG TO THE ORANGE AND WHITE | TexAgs

this thing is not over... | TexAgs

If t.u. wins by less than 6... | TexAgs

Anybody on suicide watch? | TexAgs

THE single handedly most painful thing about tonight | TexAgs

that`s it...i`m done with sports... | TexAgs

Kill me now | TexAgs

Staff... Ban all sips... I dont want to hear it. | TexAgs

For those Ags rooting for t.u. | TexAgs

I can never believe how lucky t.u. is and keeps getting | TexAgs

if looch (or any other ag) really does have any dirt on the sips, they should... | TexAgs

Think its bad now?...just wait till the morning..... | TexAgs

Will we win a MNC before 2039? | TexAgs <- Nope and we are half way there

I seriously cant sleep I am so pissed off | TexAgs

We just got set back 10 years | TexAgs <- More like 25 at the very least.

Did we recruit Vince Young? | TexAgs

Bill Byrnes Arrival, t.u. EXPLOSION | TexAgs

Id still take Reggie McNeal over Vince | TexAgs

Was this the greatest MNC game of all time? | TexAgs

For the first morning ever, NO sports page, NO espn.com, etc. | TexAgs

Anyone else wake up... | TexAgs

i was having VY nightmares all night | TexAgs

Congrats to Texas A&M (yes, you read that right) | TexAgs

Commander called me... | TexAgs

Pete Carroll didnt watch the TAMU game tape???!!!!?! | TexAgs

Worst College Football year (plus 4 days) for me ..............ever! | TexAgs

Have all of you metrosexual "Aggies rooting fot tu" gone to | TexAgs

Our three biggest rivals have MNC in the last 5 | TexAgs

For all you Out of State Ags that Rooted for t.u: | TexAgs

Vince is Gone | TexAgs

In All the Texas/VY talk....We Forgot Bout Keith Jacksons Poor Calling of the game | TexAgs

Nuclear Winter settles over Aggie Nation | TexAgs

It has begun | TexAgs

Little Brother Syndrome | TexAgs

How much would YOU give if it would guarantee a MNC? | TexAgs

Cant explain the feeling last night!! | TexAgs

Last night set us back by about 3 years | TexAgs <- lol x10 maybe

Go away t-sippers | TexAgs

OU, then LSWHO, now tu | TexAgs

In light of the recent holocaust, I think what us Ags need... | TexAgs

Seriously...can we even make a BCS bowl game in the next 15 years? | TexAgs <- Nope never did

A good friends advice about handling the t.u. victory | TexAgs

Id Rather Be A Texas Aggie | TexAgs

VY is a man among boys | TexAgs

When Will It End? | TexAgs

Need a name for Colt... | TexAgs

Its ALL about VY | TexAgs

If tu winning the mnc will help change things for us.... | TexAgs

Which part of the A&M Cycle are we in now? | TexAgs <-They predicted the rollercoaster

The future of the A&M - Texas series? | TexAgs <-They did predict the series ending.

Holy shit, time really is a flat circlejerk.

[BurntEyes 6,292]

I knew it already, but sometimes is still shocks me how much Aggies really do invest more emotionally in Texas losing than A&M winning.

It's so logically flawed and unique. I truly don't know of any group of fans so singularly focused. Sure, lots a fan bases hate Texas or some other school a ton. (Auburn - Bama/Spartans-Michigab/UOhio-Ohio State) but nothing I'm else aware is so focused on one specific team losing.

One. Not their team winning, ONE team losing.

[DFW Horn 6,650]

8 hours ago, linux said:

I just occassionally go back to those days and bookmark

I collected all of these in a few minutes of that glorious day in Jan 2006 links in chronological otder.

Two sips laid out on the ground after that SC TD. | TexAgs

Anybody deep-down rooting for t.u? | TexAgs

SO LONG TO THE ORANGE AND WHITE | TexAgs

this thing is not over... | TexAgs

If t.u. wins by less than 6... | TexAgs

Anybody on suicide watch? | TexAgs

THE single handedly most painful thing about tonight | TexAgs

that`s it...i`m done with sports... | TexAgs

Kill me now | TexAgs

Staff... Ban all sips... I dont want to hear it. | TexAgs

For those Ags rooting for t.u. | TexAgs

I can never believe how lucky t.u. is and keeps getting | TexAgs

if looch (or any other ag) really does have any dirt on the sips, they should... | TexAgs

Think its bad now?...just wait till the morning..... | TexAgs

Will we win a MNC before 2039? | TexAgs <- Nope and we are half way there

I seriously cant sleep I am so pissed off | TexAgs

We just got set back 10 years | TexAgs <- More like 25 at the very least.

Did we recruit Vince Young? | TexAgs

Bill Byrnes Arrival, t.u. EXPLOSION | TexAgs

Id still take Reggie McNeal over Vince | TexAgs

Was this the greatest MNC game of all time? | TexAgs

For the first morning ever, NO sports page, NO espn.com, etc. | TexAgs

Anyone else wake up... | TexAgs

i was having VY nightmares all night | TexAgs

Congrats to Texas A&M (yes, you read that right) | TexAgs

Commander called me... | TexAgs

Pete Carroll didnt watch the TAMU game tape???!!!!?! | TexAgs

Worst College Football year (plus 4 days) for me ..............ever! | TexAgs

Have all of you metrosexual "Aggies rooting fot tu" gone to | TexAgs

Our three biggest rivals have MNC in the last 5 | TexAgs

For all you Out of State Ags that Rooted for t.u: | TexAgs

Vince is Gone | TexAgs

In All the Texas/VY talk....We Forgot Bout Keith Jacksons Poor Calling of the game | TexAgs

Nuclear Winter settles over Aggie Nation | TexAgs

It has begun | TexAgs

Little Brother Syndrome | TexAgs

How much would YOU give if it would guarantee a MNC? | TexAgs

Cant explain the feeling last night!! | TexAgs

Last night set us back by about 3 years | TexAgs <- lol x10 maybe

Go away t-sippers | TexAgs

OU, then LSWHO, now tu | TexAgs

In light of the recent holocaust, I think what us Ags need... | TexAgs

Seriously...can we even make a BCS bowl game in the next 15 years? | TexAgs <- Nope never did

A good friends advice about handling the t.u. victory | TexAgs

Id Rather Be A Texas Aggie | TexAgs

VY is a man among boys | TexAgs

When Will It End? | TexAgs

Need a name for Colt... | TexAgs

Its ALL about VY | TexAgs

If tu winning the mnc will help change things for us.... | TexAgs

Which part of the A&M Cycle are we in now? | TexAgs <-They predicted the rollercoaster

The future of the A&M - Texas series? | TexAgs <-They did predict the series ending.

Obsession noted

[Valmy77 13,626]

9 hours ago, linux said:

Need a name for Colt... | TexAgs

Oh they came up with one alright.

[DFW Horn 6,650]

Pooooooor aggy

[txduck87 1,021]

Pooooooor aggy

I’ll set the over/under on how long that post stays up at 6 minutes. Whoop!

[South Austin 53,220]

9 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

Pooooooor aggy

 

[Pimphand 6,361]

It finally happened LMFAO

https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3435227

Staff finally banned someone for quoting a post they didn't like bwahahaha

[DFW Horn 6,650]

23 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

It finally happened LMFAO

https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3435227

Staff finally banned someone for quoting a post they didn't like bwahahaha

Kiffin isn't worth 1/4 Jimbo's salary?

Never change, aggy

[tomahawk dunk 375]

https://www.foxnews.com/sports/jets-player-gives-several-browns-fans-f-you-blowout-loss

 

Micheal Clemons spreading some holiday love to Browns fans.

[Bill Lumbergh 7,351]

11 hours ago, BurntEyes said:

I knew it already, but sometimes is still shocks me how much Aggies really do invest more emotionally in Texas losing than A&M winning.

It's so logically flawed and unique. I truly don't know of any group of fans so singularly focused. Sure, lots a fan bases hate Texas or some other school a ton. (Auburn - Bama/Spartans-Michigab/UOhio-Ohio State) but nothing I'm else aware is so focused on one specific team losing.

One. Not their team winning, ONE team losing.

It's easy.

aggy will never win anything meaningful.  They've all been watching long enough to know it, even if they won't admit it.

As we all know, unfortunately, Texas has lost in infuriating fashion all too often over the last 13 years.

So, they've given up hoping for the impossible thing they really want in favor of the possible thing that makes them feel better about never being relevant.

It's dumb and pathetic, so pretty much on brand.

[linux 1,785]

 

[NWAustinDude 2,266]

 

[Longboard Horn 41,350]

 

[Bevo&Pevo 5,517]

Aggy staff, players, fans and alumni are sitting at home today just wishing they were playing in a game today.  BWHAHA!  They'll be calling each other and calling us names to subjectively make themselves feel better.  It's my suggestion, that if you know one give 'em a call yourself.  Let 'em know, that all though you don't necessarily feel their pain and suffering you do enjoy it, tell 'em to enjoy our game and remind 'em that misery loves company. Finally, tell 'em that we'll be playing again next and prepare thy anus for more TEXAS FOOTBALL!