Tell Me About Texas a&m

[Brisketexan 104,598]

Is he like an evil Care Bear?

Dude…all Care Bears are evil.

[horn4life 3,755]

On 1/13/2024 at 3:06 PM, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Damn I’ve been outed

Seems like we borrowed your mascot... Signed Westchester 😉

 

[TreatyOak 16,150]

ROSS BJORK ON HEAD COACH HIRING CRITERIA IN SEC:

"We analyzed the type of coach that has had the most success in the SEC. Defensive minded head coach, right. I mean, just look in our league, who are the two best programs right now?"

Edited January 14 by TreatyOak

[Steel Shank 9,414]

Ross playing 0.15 level checkers

Edited January 15 by Steel Shank

[ousux 5,587]

Josh Pate - "Billy Liucci talks about them everyday, David Nuno talks about them everyday, why shouldn't I?"  What a dumb statement. I'm beginning to think Josh is sponsored by both Academy Sports and texags.

I'm beginning to think Josh and Billy have a thing going, NTTAWWT...but I do hate to see a Georgia guy get swallowed up by the aggy cult. It has definitely had an adverse affect on his sports objectivity.

[DigglerontheHoof 21,061]

8 hours ago, ousux said:

19 hours ago, sdm said:

Josh Pate - "Billy Liucci talks about them everyday, David Nuno talks about them everyday, why shouldn't I?"  What a dumb statement. I'm beginning to think Josh is sponsored by both Academy Sports and texags.

I'm beginning to think Josh and Billy have a thing going, NTTAWWT...but I do hate to see a Georgia guy get swallowed up by the aggy cult. It has definitely had an adverse affect on his sports objectivity.

Cults will do that to a person. 

Edited January 15 by DigglerontheHoof

[Liquor and Poker 3,659]

13 hours ago, Steel Shank said:

Ross playing 0.15 level checkers

My kids used to do that at 3 or so.  Just slide the piece down making engine noises and yell “king me!” When they got to the other side. 

[DFW Horn 6,118]

15 hours ago, horn4life said:

Seems like we borrowed your mascot... Signed Westchester 😉

 

Spring Branch ISD talk not going away.....

[closetojumping 62,234]

15 hours ago, Liquor and Poker said:

TIL West U, Southside and Bellaire qualify as rural suburbs. 

What imbeciles were saying this?

[Liquor and Poker 3,659]

41 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

What imbeciles were saying this?

He said that rural suburbs can be identified by “a disproportionate number of obscenely over-powered trucks that are never actually used for their natural applications”

If that’s the criteria, then…

[texasdago 7,553]

Wait wait... I thought Memorial's song was "O Canada" ?

SHS represent

[NeverMarryAStripper 21,781]

You’ve confused the alma mater with the fight song

[Gut Wagon 8,052]

16 hours ago, TreatyOak said:

ROSS BJORK ON HEAD COACH HIRING CRITERIA IN SEC:

"We analyzed the type of coach that has had the most success in the SEC. Defensive minded head coach, right. I mean, just look in our league, who are the two best programs right now?"

[Redneck Mutha 7,935]

15 hours ago, Steel Shank said:

Ross playing 0.15 level checkers

[Longboard Horn 40,140]

More corps dork shit. Stupid challenger 17 squad. Funny thing is none of these jerk offs are aeronautical engineering majors.

[CashMcCoy 3,199]

Interesting

 

[Vertigo 20,266]

Just now, CashMcCoy said:

Interesting

 

Oh man... Bjork taking Ohio State down to the depths would just be incredible. 

[Jshep34 2,304]

Thought it was military standards no hats indoors?

[89Horn 1,492]

4 minutes ago, CashMcCoy said:

Interesting

 

Michigan operatives planted deeply within the Ohio St. program are behind this.

[Jasper_Jester 356]

17 minutes ago, CashMcCoy said:

Interesting

 

They are looking for a proven-to-be-bad AD? Is Steve Patterson busy?

[Scheiss Meister 8,399]

7 minutes ago, CashMcCoy said:

Interesting

 

This would be great.  If he does as well there as he did at aggy, tOSU is screwed Bjorked.  If he has some success there, it shows that aggy's problems are systemic and won't get fixed by one or two hires.  Come on, Ohio State, hire him!

[TrashMaster G 17,387]

21 minutes ago, CashMcCoy said:

Interesting

I want to say Ohio State is smarter than that, but I just can't.

[DFW Horn 6,118]

24 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

I want to say Ohio State is smarter than that, but I just can't.

tOSU is #4 of the teams I love to hate - fuck 'em. This will be hilarious and the joke will be on the Buckeyes, in time.

 

[CatManDo 205]

I don't have Thujone level talent, but here's my attempt at MS Paint artwork: 

 

[South Austin 52,144]

Quite a solid offering.

[Navin R. Johnson 701]

How does that job interview go when Ohio State says to Bjork: ‘tell me about a time when you successfully hired a coach or negotiated a contract.’

[South Austin 52,144]

2 minutes ago, Navin R. Johnson said:

How does that job interview go when Ohio State says to Bjork: ‘tell me about a time when you successfully hired a coach or negotiated a contract.’

 

[demos 2,992]

Is ohio state retarded?

[Armybrat 40,736]

49 minutes ago, Jasper_Jester said:

They are looking for a proven-to-be-bad AD? Is Steve Patterson busy?

Plonsky

[El Squared 1,793]

On 1/14/2024 at 12:27 PM, Deej said:

Josh knows how to get a million clicks  dicks.

Fixed

[TheAuditor 1,031]

1 hour ago, CashMcCoy said:

Interesting

 

This has to be Ross's agent or CDC fucking with Pete.  Right? 

[El Squared 1,793]

1 hour ago, CashMcCoy said:

Interesting

 

Looks like one of those highly-effective “defund the athletic department “ (no CR) moves. Sweet! I guess they don’t get interwebs in Columbus.

[TrashMaster G 17,387]

23 minutes ago, demos said:

Is ohio state retarded?

Yes

[Dnaguy 11,775]

1 hour ago, CashMcCoy said:

Interesting

 

Talk about failing upwards.

 

[Surly Bevo 24,696]

36 minutes ago, demos said:

Is ohio state retarded?

Rhetorical question is rhetorical

[El Squared 1,793]

TOSU: “burning couch aggy”

‘Maybe they can steal RT from us .

Edited January 15 by El Squared

[TOR 5,364]

1 hour ago, CatManDo said:

I don't have Thujone level talent, but here's my attempt at MS Paint artwork: 

 

The Soviet apartments are a nice touch.

[CycleTex87 2,953]

Jester has a certain early 60's Soviet architecture vibe (and smell) also.

[Blotto 23,432]

2 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

More corps dork shit. Stupid challenger 17 squad. Funny thing is none of these jerk offs are aeronautical engineering majors.

Those are some lovely couples and props to aggy for being progressive enough to provide housing for them. good bull. 

 

[Parliament 14,133]

3 hours ago, CashMcCoy said:

Interesting

 

Please God no.

[Herpa Derpa 6,112]

2 hours ago, CatManDo said:

I don't have Thujone level talent, but here's my attempt at MS Paint artwork: 

 

Unfortunately, your version of the tackle box looks way more structurally sound than the original to be a good comp.

[gofuckyourself 8,121]

3 hours ago, CashMcCoy said:

Interesting

 

Couches throughout Ohio will finally be safe again.

[DFW Horn 6,118]

Well, if fundraising is an AD's #1 priority then you'd have to say Bjork is a success bilking aggy out of millions.

Nobody else would've agreed to the Jimbo, fully-guaranteed contract.

['stache 21,772]

Ohio State likes the guy that saddled his school with an $80 million buyout? Is this a joke?

[Nueces River Rat 5,529]

3 hours ago, CashMcCoy said:

Interesting

 

[pch 1,259]

3 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

More corps dork shit. Stupid challenger 17 squad. Funny thing is none of these jerk offs are aeronautical engineering majors.

Well, Butt Buddy Brigade was already taken so they settled for Challenger 17.

[StrippersAndNobelPrizes 831]

3 hours ago, CashMcCoy said:

Interesting

 

Never was this more appropriate

[jimmyjazz 45,556]

40 minutes ago, 'stache said:

Ohio State likes the guy that saddled his school with an $80 million buyout? Is this a joke?

Ohio State : Michigan :: Texas A&M : University of Texas

 

It explains a lot.

[LonghornBreeder 550]

4 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Ohio State : Michigan :: Texas A&M : University of Texas

 

It explains a lot.

If TAMU had the winning tradition of OU, that comparison would be correct. 

FML.

[jimmyjazz 45,556]

10 minutes ago, LonghornBreeder said:

If TAMU had the winning tradition of OU, that comparison would be correct. 

FML.

Not talking about football, just talking about quality of education and little brother syndrome.