Tell Me About Texas a&m

[lemonandaturd 4289]

JimBaggins was just channeling his inner Frank Kush.  Woody Hayes would be so proud.  Nothing to see here.  

[Longboard Horn 41352]

Found it! It says Sharp was "joking" about the 15 year contract, but we all know he was dead serious.

https://www.houstonchronicle.com/sports/aggies/article/Texas-A-M-chancellor-jokingly-raises-ante-to-12405496.php

[williemackgarza 1826]

So aggys been sayin all the recruits and players love what jimbo did cause he was defending his players.
How tha fuck was he helping his kids by grabbing and yelling at his own players ?

[Tex Pete 21487]

5 hours ago, TexasMan said:

????????

Weird as fuck. I’m guessing Olin’s HS coach nearly choked the shit out of him every day because he was a fucking dipshit. I never had a coach touch me. 

And I have no idea what dumbass Matt is insinuating. Tom Herman isn’t a doctor and doesn’t make medical decisions about players. Aggies really are becoming dumber by the day. 

[JimmyJames 12271]

Yeah because Olin was such a dumbass that he couldn’t stop his sadistic coach from constantly yanking him around by the facemask that somehow excuses baggins? Ok 

[TtomTerrific 200]

Olin's got that perfect aggy galoot dork fuck big eared dumbass RC Slocum look going for him

[BigHorn'13 3494]

5 hours ago, dingleberryswitzer said:

"I've done my reasearch sir, I know exactly what the market is on this very model of car.  Don't try to swindle me here.   These are being sold all over the country for $10k, so the best I can do is give you 75. 

Ftfy

[MrPhlegm 3413]

Weird as fuck. I’m guessing Olin’s HS coach nearly choked the shit out of him every day because he was a fucking dipshit. I never had a coach touch me. 
And I have no idea what dumbass Matt is insinuating. Tom Herman isn’t a doctor and doesn’t make medical decisions about players. Aggies really are becoming dumber by the day. 

What does UC Davis have to do with any of this?

[markstanco 12786]

Those soft Longhorn teams went 4-0 in 08-11 when Sam was there, outscoring aggy 176-90.  Including 27-25.
But that's not important to Billy. 

I know you read this thread Billy. And everybody here knows why you didnt point out this minor detail. Good thing your minions pay attention only to your tunnel vision reporting.

[Machinator 32103]

[ousux 5638]

aggy still talks about mean ol’ Tom Herman titty twisting and making fun of that poor Missouri kid. Can you imagine what they’d be saying right now if Herman was the one who physically abused one of his players? 

That "poor Missouri kid" actually seemed flattered that an opposing coach would do that.. At least it seemed that way when he was asked about it after the game. Of course he later changed his tune, but that was just to drum up more attention for himself..

[bornbama1 106]

On 9/28/2018 at 10:04 AM, jinx said:

I live in SEC country surrounded by AU, Bammers, Gators and Tigahs.  I hear people championing the SEC all of the time.  Growing up I heard a lot of declarations on this team or that (Texas a lot of times) maybe being a .500 team if they played an SEC schedule.

That said, I can't remember ever seeing a sticker / hat / t-shirt around here that had the SEC logo on it aside from SEC Championship gear

I live in the SEC footprint, been a lifelong fan of Bama. I don't know anyone who does the SEC chant.  Aside from Bama I usually pull for whatever will cause the most chaos and or biggest meltdown. I never cheer for auburn, as nothing good ever comes from a barn win.

In the few short years the aggi have been in the conference I've learned to despise them almost as the barn. Has any fanbase got more credit for being mediocre  than the aggs? Is every stupid thing they do destined to become an aggy tradition? I would be glad to see them disappear from the scene.

[rickyspub 801]

2 minutes ago, bornbama1 said:

I live in the SEC footprint, been a lifelong fan of Bama. I don't know anyone who does the SEC chant.  Aside from Bama I usually pull for whatever will cause the most chaos and or biggest meltdown. I never cheer for auburn, as nothing good ever comes from a barn win.

In the few short years the aggi have been in the conference I've learned to despise them almost as the barn. Has any fanbase got more credit for being mediocre  than the aggs? Is every stupid thing they do destined to become an aggy tradition? I would be glad to see them disappear from the scene.

No takebacks...

[Leanderman 2366]

Gonna be a lot of nut squeezing at the game, to feel the pain on the field. 

[ztejas 44228]

1 hour ago, Machinator said:

FVCKING? I didn't know atm had a Latin program 

[Terry Silver 219]

13 hours ago, TtomTerrific said:

Olin's got that perfect aggy galoot dork fuck big eared dumbass RC Slocum look going for him

Its safe to assume he drives either a maroon F-150 or maroon tahoe.  

[TexasMan 11456]

Olin doubles down on his comments yesterday. Says of Acho that "I'm not surprised a soft player like that might prefer a coach that kisses his players on the cheek."

 

[Hiphopopotamos 21191]

 

1 hour ago, TexasMan said:

Olin doubles down on his comments yesterday. Says of Acho that "I'm not surprised a soft player like that might prefer a coach that kisses his players on the cheek."

 

Olin not saying anything to Booger Nelson?  Or Geoff Schwartz? Or Mark Schlereth, Chris Long, Seth Joyner, Jaylen Watkins, or the other current/former NFL players calling Jimbo out for his bullshit?

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

1 hour ago, ztejas said:

FVCKING? I didn't know atm had a Latin program 

"Venimus, vidimus, et cacas."

[ousux 5638]

 
Olin not saying anything to Booger Nelson?  Or Geoff Schwartz? Or Mark Schlereth, Chris Long, Seth Joyner, Jaylen Watkins, or the other current/former NFL players calling Jimbo out for his bullshit?

Those players aren't sips you stupid sip..

[Hiphopopotamos 21191]

My favorite take on this whole thing - and basically sums up aggy - 'peaked in 8th grade'.

 

[Magus Ossis 2997]

Not a lawyer. Is hitting someone in the head battery in some states, even if you are married or a coach? Kthxby

[ousux 5638]

My favorite take on this whole thing - and basically sums up aggy - 'peaked in 8th grade'.
 

If only Jimbo had been that firm with Candi..

[rickyspub 801]

3 minutes ago, ousux said:

26 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

My favorite take on this whole thing - and basically sums up aggy - 'peaked in 8th grade'.
 

If only Jimbo had been that firm with Candi..

It was likely only Jimbo's hand that was firm, which is why Candi went 'a callin'.

[JimmyJames 12271]

1 hour ago, TexasMan said:

Olin doubles down on his comments yesterday. Says of Acho that "I'm not surprised a soft player like that might prefer a coach that kisses his players on the cheek."

 

It’s hard to believe that guy used to write for the statesman. Not like it was ever some great paper or anything, but still. The guys a total moron.

[C-Man 27779]

3 minutes ago, JimmyJames said:

It’s hard to believe that guy used to write for the statesman. Not like it was ever some great paper or anything, but still. The guys a total moron.

He covered aggy, though, didn't he?

[MrPhlegm 3413]

I live in the SEC footprint, been a lifelong fan of Bama. I don't know anyone who does the SEC chant.  Aside from Bama I usually pull for whatever will cause the most chaos and or biggest meltdown. I never cheer for auburn, as nothing good ever comes from a barn win.
In the few short years the aggi have been in the conference I've learned to despise them almost as the barn. Has any fanbase got more credit for being mediocre  than the aggs? Is every stupid thing they do destined to become an aggy tradition? I would be glad to see them disappear from the scene.

It is aggy you stupid toxic plankton. And y'all are stuck with em.

[rickyspub 801]

1 minute ago, MrPhlegm said:

4 hours ago, bornbama1 said:

I live in the SEC footprint, been a lifelong fan of Bama. I don't know anyone who does the SEC chant.  Aside from Bama I usually pull for whatever will cause the most chaos and or biggest meltdown. I never cheer for auburn, as nothing good ever comes from a barn win.
In the few short years the aggi have been in the conference I've learned to despise them almost as the barn. Has any fanbase got more credit for being mediocre  than the aggs? Is every stupid thing they do destined to become an aggy tradition? I would be glad to see them disappear from the scene.

It is aggy you stupid toxic plankton. And y'all are stuck with em.

They're stuck with them as a conference-mate. Unfortunately we're stuck with them as neighbors. #advantageaggy

[JimmyJames 12271]

13 minutes ago, C-Man said:

He covered aggy, though, didn't he?

I recall him being both a regular columnist and reporter covering either UT or the big 12 like Kurt bohls. He wasn’t focused on just aggy. 

[Valmy77 13626]

Did he write good articles then?

Maybe he is just playing to his audience now.

[TexasMan 11456]

Looch has another great rant about the facemask pull that SHOCKINGLY turns in to him talking shit about Texas. Says Herman is fake about the kissing of players (and a little bit of homophobia thrown in with Brauninger), and how Texas is overrated because they have played crap teams. 

Starts at 5:30

https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/texags.blob.core.windows.net/audio/0107469-orjw.mp3

Edited October 2, 2018 by TexasMan

[Scholz 12305]

Just now, TexasMan said:

...and a little bit of homophobia thrown in with Brauninger

I'd bet the farm either bathroom smurf and/or that guy are gays.  NTTAWWT.

[RomaVicta 30579]

Olin Buchanan covered high school for a long time. I never read his stuff.

[Modessit 5666]

The best part about this is that he starts by saying they aren't shit then spends the rest of the post saying they're shitty.

[JimmyJames 12271]

46 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

Did he write good articles then?

Maybe he is just playing to his audience now.

No his articles, much like Kurt, pretty much sucked. They weren’t particularly inflammatory though, like his aggy bullshit.

[RomaVicta 30579]

30 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

Looch has another great rant about the facemask pull that SHOCKINGLY turns in to him talking shit about Texas. Says Herman is fake about the kissing of players (and a little bit of homophobia thrown in with Brauninger), and how Texas is overrated because they have played crap teams. 

Starts at 5:30

https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/texags.blob.core.windows.net/audio/0107469-orjw.mp3

My god, what an inarticulate moron. Perfect fit for a giant, important media market like College Station. They're manly. Nobody else is.

 

[RomaVicta 30579]

4 minutes ago, Modessit said:

5 hours ago, Machinator said:

Read more  

The best part about this is that he starts by saying they aren't shit then spends the rest of the post saying they're shitty.

I was confused at first, but then I saw what he meant. His point is "We ain't shit because we ain't played nobody, and we looked shitty even when we played shit teams."

His opposition would say, "Bullshit! We are shit! We almost beat Clemson!"

Because he is an Aggie, it's confusing to someone accustomed to reading above an eighth grade level. However, he does have a point.

[ShowmeyourTDs 1160]

5 hours ago, bornbama1 said:

I live in the SEC footprint, been a lifelong fan of Bama. I don't know anyone who does the SEC chant.  Aside from Bama I usually pull for whatever will cause the most chaos and or biggest meltdown. I never cheer for auburn, as nothing good ever comes from a barn win.

In the few short years the aggi have been in the conference I've learned to despise them almost as the barn. Has any fanbase got more credit for being mediocre  than the aggs? Is every stupid thing they do destined to become an aggy tradition? I would be glad to see them disappear from the scene.

Jokes on you ... enjoy!

[Vic Mackey 47953]

SIAP. DFigs pimping the 7 wins in a row over Arky. Can't make this up.

[Scholz 12305]

I see little daniel figurelli aka daniel joseph is still eaten up with all things UT.  Haha.  Good.

 

Edited October 2, 2018 by Scholz

[Nolacycling 893]

Maybe Jimbo was unable to be firm w/Candi.

[Jkwellborn 7036]

I thought they had medicine for that now.

[Tex Pete 21487]

1 hour ago, TexasMan said:

Looch has another great rant about the facemask pull that SHOCKINGLY turns in to him talking shit about Texas. Says Herman is fake about the kissing of players (and a little bit of homophobia thrown in with Brauninger), and how Texas is overrated because they have played crap teams. 

Yet we have beaten 3 teams better than any of the crap teams they’ve beaten. 

[Vic Mackey 47953]

Just now, Tex Pete said:

Yet we have beaten 3 teams better than any of the crap teams they’ve beaten. 

But!!! Their 2 losses are soooo good!

[Modessit 5666]

I wonder if LSU has a winning streak against any particular SEC teams?

[Tex Pete 21487]

15 minutes ago, Scholz said:

I see little daniel figurelli aka daniel joseph is still eaten up with all things UT.  Haha.  Good.

 

I would normally feel sorry for that ugly chainsaw-toothed motherfucker. But fuck him. He’s the perfect aggy. 

[Scholz 12305]

11 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

He’s the perfect aggy. 

Yep.  Complete dork.  Sawed off little runt.  Total insecurity complex.  aggy.

[BERT 4498]

4 hours ago, ztejas said:

FVCKING? I didn't know atm had a Latin program 

Pig Latin

[utee94 16084]

22 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Yet we have beaten 3 teams better than any of the crap teams they’ve beaten. 

Quite possibly all 4 are better than any of their wins.

[utee94 16084]

22 minutes ago, Modessit said:

I wonder if LSU has a winning streak against any particular SEC teams?

Yeah, 'cause they're a great SECSECSEC team.  Thanks for proving his point ya stoopid sip!