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24 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

I'm wondering what got destroyed by him throwing it in their pool last night after the loss?
 

Maybe check on your wife’s sister today to make sure she wasn’t what got thrown in the pool…

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Posted (edited)
28 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

My wife was in Spring last weekend visiting her twin sis (no pics). She told me how the aggy BIL made a total ass of himself after they won game 1 by drunkenly screaming, whooping & cursing at the moon from his backyard. He's friends with most of his neighbors & everyone's known him to be a drunken, loud buffoon over the years.

I'm wondering what got destroyed by him throwing it in their pool last night after the loss?
 

Hopefully not your sister-in-law.

 

  

18 minutes ago, tbone_ said:


Immortality? Really? 1 CWS would make you immortal now? What are we, God?

Yes, I just checked the rule book. One aggy title = immortality. I tried to verify how many Longhorn titles = immortality, but it was undefined. I'll have to check with the author, Billy Liucci, on why that is.

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31 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

My wife was in Spring last weekend visiting her twin sis (no pics). She told me how the aggy BIL made a total ass of himself after they won game 1 by drunkenly screaming, whooping & cursing at the moon from his backyard. He's friends with most of his neighbors & everyone's known him to be a drunken, loud buffoon over the years.

I'm wondering what got destroyed by him throwing it in their pool last night after the loss?
 

Above Ground? 

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Speaking of immortality and Aggies, I learned earlier today in one of my daughter's vet books that a Sheep's lifespan is about that of a dog, 10-12 years.  Unless it gets an STD from a Cadet. 

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1 hour ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

My wife was in Spring last weekend visiting her twin sis (no pics). She told me how the aggy BIL made a total ass of himself after they won game 1 by drunkenly screaming, whooping & cursing at the moon from his backyard. He's friends with most of his neighbors & everyone's known him to be a drunken, loud buffoon over the years.

I'm wondering what got destroyed by him throwing it in their pool last night after the loss?
 

That aggy has one of them cement ponds?

Whoop!

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Posted (edited)
1 hour ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

I'm wondering what got destroyed by him throwing it in their pool last night after the loss?

Dude, "pool" is not the preferred nomenclature.  Cement pond, please.

Brat knows what's up.

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1 minute ago, Jkwellborn said:


I can’t fathom being that wrapped up in something I’m not actually a part of. I mean, I get pretty anxious for my kids, but damn.

It was their only chance at college athletics relevance since 1939.

1939.

So yeah, it's not just them wrapped up, it's multiple inbred generations wrapped up. Their dad Cletus Sr. and grandpa Cletus Sr. Sr. also lived and died by it. Literally died.

So last night was really the ultimate, so far, in aggy suffering. Glorious and hilarious.

We as Texas fans are not as invested because we've won major shit, and we'll win more major shit. And every Longhorn member of our families going back 100+ years has experienced winning as well.

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6 minutes ago, Jkwellborn said:


I can’t fathom being that wrapped up in something I’m not actually a part of. I mean, I get pretty anxious for my kids, but damn.

Hmmm, I can.

I felt sick to my stomach when Colt went down against Alabama, and then the rest of that game and all the next day it didn't register, it was like the game had never even begun and I was somehow waiting for them to announce a re-do or something.

And that was only 4 years after winning the NC in both baseball and football.

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58 minutes ago, OU Sucks said:

They really made a post based on a video game.  If only App State believed the video game rankings.

 

Maybe they meant toughest place to find, hence all the "helpful aggy" stories from visiting fans allegedly 

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On 6/23/2024 at 3:24 PM, msucolt45 said:

Fng aggy is about to win the CWS today. They’ll finally have something to go into their cavernous Hall of Champions.

If you thought they were insufferable, thinking they had a great sports program, wait until they actually have the title/hardware. Now aggy will say they “belong,” just like Coastal Carolina.

Hook’em!!!

Not trolling at all, but this curse you just put on them has them really believing it exists, and the sips have visited the Haitians for some of that sweet, sweet voodoo. 

Posted
15 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

We don't know that he's wrong.  It's just doesn't seem to be something we have to worry about.

Knowing we got Schlossnagle, I want all the aggy tears to get drunk on since I've been sober from alcohol for almost a decade. I need it injected in my veins. 

.I'm sorry, what were we talking about? I'm too hyped to remember, my apologies. 

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11 minutes ago, DaggerHorns said:

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Goodbye A&M. Now back to the irrelevant peasants you are. Nice 3 years, though. Losers. 

Back to our winning ways, baby! Get ready, boys! We're back! 

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1 hour ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Maybe they meant toughest place to find, hence all the "helpful aggy" stories from visiting fans allegedly 

Toughest place for aggy to win. 

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It's like there's something about aggy that makes them unattractive. Money? Nope. Recruiting grounds? Nope. I can't imagine what that could be. 

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41 minutes ago, DaggerHorns said:

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Hope you are right Chip but fuck you anyways for good measure. The face from having to do the swaying says it all.

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