Tell Me About Texas a&m

[Evil Bill Obrien 3513]

24 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

I'm wondering what got destroyed by him throwing it in their pool last night after the loss?
 

Maybe check on your wife’s sister today to make sure she wasn’t what got thrown in the pool…

[n64ra 1150]

28 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

My wife was in Spring last weekend visiting her twin sis (no pics). She told me how the aggy BIL made a total ass of himself after they won game 1 by drunkenly screaming, whooping & cursing at the moon from his backyard. He's friends with most of his neighbors & everyone's known him to be a drunken, loud buffoon over the years.

I'm wondering what got destroyed by him throwing it in their pool last night after the loss?
 

Hopefully not your sister-in-law.

 

  

18 minutes ago, tbone_ said:

Immortality? Really? 1 CWS would make you immortal now? What are we, God?

Yes, I just checked the rule book. One aggy title = immortality. I tried to verify how many Longhorn titles = immortality, but it was undefined. I'll have to check with the author, Billy Liucci, on why that is.

Edited June 25 by n64ra

[TheAuditor 1047]

31 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

My wife was in Spring last weekend visiting her twin sis (no pics). She told me how the aggy BIL made a total ass of himself after they won game 1 by drunkenly screaming, whooping & cursing at the moon from his backyard. He's friends with most of his neighbors & everyone's known him to be a drunken, loud buffoon over the years.

I'm wondering what got destroyed by him throwing it in their pool last night after the loss?
 

Above Ground? 

[YGIFS 19458]

Speaking of immortality and Aggies, I learned earlier today in one of my daughter's vet books that a Sheep's lifespan is about that of a dog, 10-12 years.  Unless it gets an STD from a Cadet. 

[Bevo 13900]

[Armybrat 41420]

1 hour ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

My wife was in Spring last weekend visiting her twin sis (no pics). She told me how the aggy BIL made a total ass of himself after they won game 1 by drunkenly screaming, whooping & cursing at the moon from his backyard. He's friends with most of his neighbors & everyone's known him to be a drunken, loud buffoon over the years.

I'm wondering what got destroyed by him throwing it in their pool last night after the loss?
 

That aggy has one of them cement ponds?

Whoop!

[DFW Horn 6667]

33 minutes ago, Bevo said:

I saw a few aggy wearing their Pride cleats last night

[Fudge Nuggets 19462]

1 hour ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

I'm wondering what got destroyed by him throwing it in their pool last night after the loss?

Dude, "pool" is not the preferred nomenclature.  Cement pond, please.

Brat knows what's up.

Edited June 25 by Fudge Nuggets

[Vic Mackey 47976]

[Walser 1125]

1 hour ago, tbone_ said:

Immortality? Really? 1 CWS would make you immortal now? What are we, God?

 

[Born Burnt 6274]

 

 

Edited June 25 by Born Burnt

[General Specific 3508]

Dude, "pool" is not the preferred nomenclature.  Cement pond, please.
Brat knows what's up.

[nnm 37930]

27 minutes ago, Born Burnt said:

 

 

But where is Bert?

[nnm 37930]

[Dennis Taylor 19367]

7 minutes ago, nnm said:

But where is Bert?

 

[Jkwellborn 7043]

I can’t fathom being that wrapped up in something I’m not actually a part of. I mean, I get pretty anxious for my kids, but damn.

[NoName 17163]

An Aggie does not lie, cheat or steal or tolerate those who do.

 

[gofuckyourself 9089]

1 minute ago, Jkwellborn said:

I can’t fathom being that wrapped up in something I’m not actually a part of. I mean, I get pretty anxious for my kids, but damn.

It was their only chance at college athletics relevance since 1939.

1939.

So yeah, it's not just them wrapped up, it's multiple inbred generations wrapped up. Their dad Cletus Sr. and grandpa Cletus Sr. Sr. also lived and died by it. Literally died.

So last night was really the ultimate, so far, in aggy suffering. Glorious and hilarious.

We as Texas fans are not as invested because we've won major shit, and we'll win more major shit. And every Longhorn member of our families going back 100+ years has experienced winning as well.

[utee94 16091]

6 minutes ago, Jkwellborn said:

I can’t fathom being that wrapped up in something I’m not actually a part of. I mean, I get pretty anxious for my kids, but damn.

Hmmm, I can.

I felt sick to my stomach when Colt went down against Alabama, and then the rest of that game and all the next day it didn't register, it was like the game had never even begun and I was somehow waiting for them to announce a re-do or something.

And that was only 4 years after winning the NC in both baseball and football.

[Vertigo 20500]

1 hour ago, Born Burnt said:

 

 

Is it just me, or does the guy on the right look like he transferred in from Whoville university?

[LTtxfan 50009]

[markstanco 12800]

[Vertigo 20500]

17 minutes ago, markstanco said:

[cafe society 2903]

4 hours ago, Bevo said:

You can't make this shit up, man.   These bozos probably transferred in this year and they're already irreparably damaged.  

[deft 7061]

VTEC just kicked in yo

[cafe society 2903]

1 hour ago, Vertigo said:

Is it just me, or does the guy on the right look like he transferred in from Whoville university?

I thought Bohls lowering the casket was a nice touch.

[Cairn Horn88 8502]

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[OU Sucks 9404]

They really made a post based on a video game.  If only App State believed the video game rankings.

 

[Steel Shank 9556]

Hmmmm. What's our record at Kyle?

[Leanderman 2367]

Gomer could first cut his grass then so on a date later?

[Dennis Taylor 19367]

58 minutes ago, OU Sucks said:

They really made a post based on a video game.  If only App State believed the video game rankings.

 

Maybe they meant toughest place to find, hence all the "helpful aggy" stories from visiting fans allegedly 

[Funk Doctor Spock 13289]

On 6/23/2024 at 3:06 PM, wood said:

 

I love when he's wrong. It makes me moist 

Edited June 25 by Spider2YBanana

[Dennis Taylor 19367]

22 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

Gomer could first cut his grass then so on a date later?

So onlyfarmers finally cashing in on the ole 'getting stuck" craze I see

[Funk Doctor Spock 13289]

On 6/23/2024 at 3:24 PM, msucolt45 said:

Fng aggy is about to win the CWS today. They’ll finally have something to go into their cavernous Hall of Champions.

If you thought they were insufferable, thinking they had a great sports program, wait until they actually have the title/hardware. Now aggy will say they “belong,” just like Coastal Carolina.

Hook’em!!!

Not trolling at all, but this curse you just put on them has them really believing it exists, and the sips have visited the Haitians for some of that sweet, sweet voodoo. 

[GreenspointTexas 9986]

1 hour ago, OU Sucks said:

They really made a post based on a video game.  If only App State believed the video game rankings.

 

Hahahahahahah omg this cant be real

[Vic Mackey 47976]

They really made a post based on a video game.  If only App State believed the video game rankings.
 

Perfect reply

[TrashMaster G 18114]

44 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

I love when he's wrong. It makes me moist 

We don't know that he's wrong.  It's just doesn't seem to be something we have to worry about.

[DaggerHorns 3170]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[Funk Doctor Spock 13289]

15 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

We don't know that he's wrong.  It's just doesn't seem to be something we have to worry about.

Knowing we got Schlossnagle, I want all the aggy tears to get drunk on since I've been sober from alcohol for almost a decade. I need it injected in my veins. 

.I'm sorry, what were we talking about? I'm too hyped to remember, my apologies. 

[Funk Doctor Spock 13289]

11 minutes ago, DaggerHorns said:

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Goodbye A&M. Now back to the irrelevant peasants you are. Nice 3 years, though. Losers. 

Back to our winning ways, baby! Get ready, boys! We're back! 

Edited June 25 by Spider2YBanana

[TrashMaster G 18114]

Oh, shit.  I am going to OD on aggy tears in the next 48 hours.

[Armybrat 41420]

1 hour ago, Steel Shank said:

Hmmmm. What's our record at Kyle?

21-17, IIRC.

[Deej 77852]

1 hour ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Maybe they meant toughest place to find, hence all the "helpful aggy" stories from visiting fans allegedly 

Toughest place for aggy to win. 

[TexasMan 11460]

 

[Deej 77852]

It's like there's something about aggy that makes them unattractive. Money? Nope. Recruiting grounds? Nope. I can't imagine what that could be. 

[DanTheHorn 5091]

41 minutes ago, DaggerHorns said:

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Hope you are right Chip but fuck you anyways for good measure. The face from having to do the swaying says it all.

Edited June 25 by DanTheHorn

[Bevo 13900]

[Jkwellborn 7043]

Gomer could first cut his grass then so on a date later?

Aggy will ride it a different way.

[Deej 77852]

100 year decision lasted 12 years.

[ALexusTexus7 114]

8th bottle today.