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13 hours ago, redswingline said:

The first time I heard that joke was via Greg Giraldo. He used it on Gilbert Gottfried in the Bob Saget roast.

"Who would fuck you? You have the sex appeal of a school bus fire"

RIP Giraldo

 

It sounded like something Roger Furlong would say.

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1 hour ago, F250 said:

I almost feel bad for aggy

I don't. Ungrateful motherfuckers.

If somebody told me before our season that we were going to have a 50 win season, our rival would lose in the Regionals to us on an embarrassing fielding error, and we would make it all the way to the National Championship series and we would just barely lose to the #1 national seed...oh but David Pierce is going to leave for A&M or OU or whatever. I would happily take that.

WTF is wrong with A&M fans? They have their best season ever, a great season by anybody's standard, and they act this insane? How can a fanbase whose team has won so little be this spoiled and take it for granted this much?

So no. Fuck them. They should be on their knees in gratitude they got 3 seasons of Schlossnagle and thinking about how they can build on that success.

But nope. Send death threats instead. Act like they are the victim. Gross.

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53 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

WTF is wrong with A&M fans?

1939. They thought their embarrassing, pitiful drought was over, fell flat per usual and then one day later had their baseball program gutted like a fish by their most hated enemy who’s about to enter their precious conference against their will. Apoplectic, unhinged, perennial losers. They’ve absolutely lost their shit.

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17 minutes ago, Scholz said:

1939. They thought their embarrassing, pitiful drought was over, fell flat per usual and then one day later had their baseball program gutted like a fish by their most hated enemy who’s about to enter their precious conference against their will. Apoplectic, unhinged, perennial losers. They’ve absolutely lost their shit.

In other words, 

Ass To Mouth

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“The coeds from the second episode were not A&M students; both attend Blinn College in Bryan, said Kristal Sheaves, one of the girls in the Oct. 11 show. Sheaves said despite what the show suggested, she and her friend, both friends of “Sidelines” cast member Clay, did not drink at The Salty Dog. They had all of their drinks and spent most of the evening at Bennigan’s in College Station, she said.
“The alcohol happened to hit us outside the Salty Dog,” said Sheaves, an education major at Blinn.”

Went to high school with her. She was a cheerleader, who was a freshman when I was a senior. We hooked up and had a little fun a few times after I moved back to Texas. Still keep in touch.

Rules, we has them.
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Looch will not be getting any down time this year. By the time he settles down the fan base from their latest catastrophe football season will be kicking off.

aggy's last line of defense this year is this guy.

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3 hours ago, Valmy77 said:

WTF is wrong with A&M fans? They have their best season ever, a great season by anybody's standard, and they act this insane? How can a fanbase whose team has won so little be this spoiled and take it for granted this much?

They tasted success, and it was good….want more.

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21 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

They tasted success, and it was good….want more.

Go get another dude. They now have some prestige behind their name. Or, you know, might if they weren't acting like lunatics.

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2 hours ago, Homesickhorn said:


“The coeds from the second episode were not A&M students; both attend Blinn College in Bryan, said Kristal Sheaves, one of the girls in the Oct. 11 show. Sheaves said despite what the show suggested, she and her friend, both friends of “Sidelines” cast member Clay, did not drink at The Salty Dog. They had all of their drinks and spent most of the evening at Bennigan’s in College Station, she said.
“The alcohol happened to hit us outside the Salty Dog,” said Sheaves, an education major at Blinn.”

Went to high school with her. She was a cheerleader, who was a freshman when I was a senior. We hooked up and had a little fun a few times after I moved back to Texas. Still keep in touch.

Rules, we has them.
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She and I graduated in the same high school class. Haven’t heard that name in….24 years. 

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“The coeds from the second episode were not A&M students; both attend Blinn College in Bryan, said Kristal Sheaves, one of the girls in the Oct. 11 show. Sheaves said despite what the show suggested, she and her friend, both friends of “Sidelines” cast member Clay, did not drink at The Salty Dog. They had all of their drinks and spent most of the evening at Bennigan’s in College Station, she said.
“The alcohol happened to hit us outside the Salty Dog,” said Sheaves, an education major at Blinn.”

Went to high school with her. She was a cheerleader, who was a freshman when I was a senior. We hooked up and had a little fun a few times after I moved back to Texas. Still keep in touch.

Rules, we has them.
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8 minutes ago, Rudiger said:

She and I graduated in the same high school class. Haven’t heard that name in….24 years. 

Sounds like @Homesickhorn has more game than @Rudiger

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1 hour ago, F250 said:

Looch will not be getting any down time this year. By the time he settles down the fan base from their latest catastrophe football season will be kicking off.

aggy's last line of defense this year is this guy.

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I remember when Gordon Ramsey tried to save his and his brother's pizza parlor.

 

 

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18 minutes ago, Homesickhorn said:


I hooked up with a ton of her friends, brother. This could become a fun name game drop.

I'm glad you got that comma in there. 

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2 minutes ago, Jkwellborn said:


One of the replies is by a guy calling himself Randaft Dook. Man, they really let that guy get to the them.

I know Randolph in real life(have had a few beers with him) and he always laughs at how riled up aggy grads get because they can't handle the truth. Besides Mack and Leach from back in the day, no one else can get under the aggy's skin like Randolph Duke. 

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36 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

I know Randolph in real life(have had a few beers with him) and he always laughs at how riled up aggy grads get because they can't handle the truth. Besides Mack and Leach from back in the day, no one else can get under the aggy's skin like Randolph Duke. 

how is RD doing these days?

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13 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

Billy Luici covering a Creed love ballad during the week we got their baseball coach.

We are in the strangest fucking timeline. 

check the date

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