Tell Me About Texas a&m

[Beau Vine 54,208]

13 hours ago, redswingline said:

The first time I heard that joke was via Greg Giraldo. He used it on Gilbert Gottfried in the Bob Saget roast.

"Who would fuck you? You have the sex appeal of a school bus fire"

RIP Giraldo

 

It sounded like something Roger Furlong would say.

[Valmy77 13,225]

1 hour ago, F250 said:

I almost feel bad for aggy

I don't. Ungrateful motherfuckers.

If somebody told me before our season that we were going to have a 50 win season, our rival would lose in the Regionals to us on an embarrassing fielding error, and we would make it all the way to the National Championship series and we would just barely lose to the #1 national seed...oh but David Pierce is going to leave for A&M or OU or whatever. I would happily take that.

WTF is wrong with A&M fans? They have their best season ever, a great season by anybody's standard, and they act this insane? How can a fanbase whose team has won so little be this spoiled and take it for granted this much?

So no. Fuck them. They should be on their knees in gratitude they got 3 seasons of Schlossnagle and thinking about how they can build on that success.

But nope. Send death threats instead. Act like they are the victim. Gross.

Edited June 27 by Valmy77

[Nivek 16,923]

They are perpetual victims. And simultaneously tough guys who can move on, despite all evidence to the contrary. They need a code of honor because they intrinsically have none.

[Scholz 11,938]

53 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

WTF is wrong with A&M fans?

1939. They thought their embarrassing, pitiful drought was over, fell flat per usual and then one day later had their baseball program gutted like a fish by their most hated enemy who’s about to enter their precious conference against their will. Apoplectic, unhinged, perennial losers. They’ve absolutely lost their shit.

[Nivek 16,923]

17 minutes ago, Scholz said:

1939. They thought their embarrassing, pitiful drought was over, fell flat per usual and then one day later had their baseball program gutted like a fish by their most hated enemy who’s about to enter their precious conference against their will. Apoplectic, unhinged, perennial losers. They’ve absolutely lost their shit.

In other words, 

Ass To Mouth

[Evil Bill Obrien 3,264]

11 minutes ago, Nivek said:

In other words, 

Ass To Mouth

 

Taking Schloss= Eating the Cuttlefish and Asparagus 

[Homesickhorn 2,202]

https://thebatt.com/news/am-may-terminate-sidelines-espn-deal/

“The coeds from the second episode were not A&M students; both attend Blinn College in Bryan, said Kristal Sheaves, one of the girls in the Oct. 11 show. Sheaves said despite what the show suggested, she and her friend, both friends of “Sidelines” cast member Clay, did not drink at The Salty Dog. They had all of their drinks and spent most of the evening at Bennigan’s in College Station, she said.
“The alcohol happened to hit us outside the Salty Dog,” said Sheaves, an education major at Blinn.”

Went to high school with her. She was a cheerleader, who was a freshman when I was a senior. We hooked up and had a little fun a few times after I moved back to Texas. Still keep in touch.

Rules, we has them.

[Mr. Drummond 2,198]

[Scholz 11,938]

That was a Bennigans 10 in Midland back in the day

[Blotto 23,490]

 

Does she have two buttholes like Chad Briscoe?

Edited June 27 by Blotto

[ousux 5,597]

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Tucker Carlson got a haircut and plays college baseball? Who knew

[Beau Vine 54,208]

1 hour ago, Valmy77 said:

WTF is wrong with A&M fans?

[Leanderman 2,275]

Gomers tears were flowing so badly today no one was offered an upgrade at the airport rental car kiosk 

[F250 28,764]

Looch will not be getting any down time this year. By the time he settles down the fan base from their latest catastrophe football season will be kicking off.

aggy's last line of defense this year is this guy.

[Cairn Horn88 8,260]

3 hours ago, Valmy77 said:

WTF is wrong with A&M fans? They have their best season ever, a great season by anybody's standard, and they act this insane? How can a fanbase whose team has won so little be this spoiled and take it for granted this much?

They tasted success, and it was good….want more.

[Valmy77 13,225]

21 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

They tasted success, and it was good….want more.

Go get another dude. They now have some prestige behind their name. Or, you know, might if they weren't acting like lunatics.

Edited June 27 by Valmy77

[Rudiger 1,160]

2 hours ago, Homesickhorn said:

“The coeds from the second episode were not A&M students; both attend Blinn College in Bryan, said Kristal Sheaves, one of the girls in the Oct. 11 show. Sheaves said despite what the show suggested, she and her friend, both friends of “Sidelines” cast member Clay, did not drink at The Salty Dog. They had all of their drinks and spent most of the evening at Bennigan’s in College Station, she said.
“The alcohol happened to hit us outside the Salty Dog,” said Sheaves, an education major at Blinn.”

Went to high school with her. She was a cheerleader, who was a freshman when I was a senior. We hooked up and had a little fun a few times after I moved back to Texas. Still keep in touch.

Rules, we has them.

She and I graduated in the same high school class. Haven’t heard that name in….24 years. 

[Homesickhorn 2,202]

She and I graduated in the same high school class. Haven’t heard that name in….24 years. 

PM sent.

[Dennis Taylor 18,809]

2 hours ago, Homesickhorn said:

“The coeds from the second episode were not A&M students; both attend Blinn College in Bryan, said Kristal Sheaves, one of the girls in the Oct. 11 show. Sheaves said despite what the show suggested, she and her friend, both friends of “Sidelines” cast member Clay, did not drink at The Salty Dog. They had all of their drinks and spent most of the evening at Bennigan’s in College Station, she said.
“The alcohol happened to hit us outside the Salty Dog,” said Sheaves, an education major at Blinn.”

Went to high school with her. She was a cheerleader, who was a freshman when I was a senior. We hooked up and had a little fun a few times after I moved back to Texas. Still keep in touch.

Rules, we has them.

 

8 minutes ago, Rudiger said:

She and I graduated in the same high school class. Haven’t heard that name in….24 years. 

Sounds like @Homesickhorn has more game than @Rudiger

[Steel Shank 9,421]

That gash is in my wheelhouse.

[Rudiger 1,160]

15 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

 

Sounds like @Homesickhorn has more game than @Rudiger

Quite likely. I hooked up with her friend though. 

[DaggerHorns 3,082]

4 minutes ago, Steel Shank said:

That gash is in my wheelhouse.

Punched lasagna with the odor of anchovies?

[Steel Shank 9,421]

fuckin a

[Scholz 11,938]

1 hour ago, F250 said:

Looch will not be getting any down time this year.

I’ve been rocking out to “Higher” by Creed since Monday night.

[TreatyOak 16,311]

[Deej 76,755]

1 hour ago, F250 said:

Looch will not be getting any down time this year. By the time he settles down the fan base from their latest catastrophe football season will be kicking off.

aggy's last line of defense this year is this guy.

I remember when Gordon Ramsey tried to save his and his brother's pizza parlor.

 

 

[Dennis Taylor 18,809]

34 minutes ago, Rudiger said:

Quite likely. I hooked up with her friend though. 

@Homesickhorn knows the rules...

[Vic Mackey 47,012]

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[Homesickhorn 2,202]

Quite likely. I hooked up with her friend though. 

I hooked up with a ton of her friends, brother. This could become a fun name game drop.

[deft 6,839]

 
Does she have two buttholes like Chad Briscoe?

Does she rub bird?

[Deej 76,755]

18 minutes ago, Homesickhorn said:

I hooked up with a ton of her friends, brother. This could become a fun name game drop.

I'm glad you got that comma in there. 

[Armybrat 40,822]

1 hour ago, Homesickhorn said:

I hooked up with a ton of her friends, brother. This could become a fun name game drop.

Y’all get your t-shirts right here…..

 

[Evil Bill Obrien 3,264]

43 minutes ago, Deej said:

I'm glad you got that comma in there. 

That comma doing some very, very heavy lifting 

[TreatyOak 16,311]

[Horn117 648]

5 hours ago, ousux said:

On 6/26/2024 at 9:18 AM, Vic Mackey said:

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Tucker Carlson got a haircut and plays college baseball? Who knew

[DFW Horn 6,123]

1 hour ago, TreatyOak said:

The taller kid needs to be holding the crybaby's sheep dolly up over his head, out of his reach.

But, otherwise a solid effort.

[Evil Bill Obrien 3,264]

6 hours ago, ousux said:

On 6/26/2024 at 9:18 AM, Vic Mackey said:

.

Tucker Carlson got a haircut and plays college baseball? Who knew

Thanks asshole, I can’t unsee this now…

[Longboard Horn 40,296]

16 hours ago, PvilleStang said:

[Jkwellborn 6,691]

 

One of the replies is by a guy calling himself Randaft Dook. Man, they really let that guy get to the them.

[Longboard Horn 40,296]

2 minutes ago, Jkwellborn said:

One of the replies is by a guy calling himself Randaft Dook. Man, they really let that guy get to the them.

I know Randolph in real life(have had a few beers with him) and he always laughs at how riled up aggy grads get because they can't handle the truth. Besides Mack and Leach from back in the day, no one else can get under the aggy's skin like Randolph Duke. 

[MontereyMX 869]

36 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

I know Randolph in real life(have had a few beers with him) and he always laughs at how riled up aggy grads get because they can't handle the truth. Besides Mack and Leach from back in the day, no one else can get under the aggy's skin like Randolph Duke. 

how is RD doing these days?

[Longboard Horn 40,296]

30 minutes ago, MontereyMX said:

how is RD doing these days?

Not sure, haven't spoken to him in a while. He's still around the board. 

['stache 21,797]

Thujone came out of retirement temporarily for this weeks aggy tears, but not Randy Duke?

[Armybrat 40,822]

32 minutes ago, 'stache said:

Thujone came out of retirement temporarily for this weeks aggy tears, but not Randy Duke?

The people of Surly deserve better than this.

[LTtxfan 49,144]

14 hours ago, Scholz said:

I’ve been rocking out to “Higher” by Creed since Monday night.

 

geez 😬

 

[Dennis Taylor 18,809]

2 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

It's kinda telling how easily the guy on left assumes the position then his facial expression starts getting real serious.  He's done that before 

[Longboard Horn 40,296]

That opening quote sounds like a future ESPN 30 for 30 

 

[SHOOTER12 8,800]

36 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

 

geez 😬

 

Dammit that was beyond painful

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[YGIFS 19,449]

Billy Luici covering a Creed love ballad during the week we got their baseball coach.

We are in the strangest fucking timeline. 

[Deej 76,755]

13 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

Billy Luici covering a Creed love ballad during the week we got their baseball coach.

We are in the strangest fucking timeline. 

check the date