Tell Me About Texas a&m

[TrashMaster G 18094]

2 hours ago, Hook1997 said:

The Forbes list is the only one listing them at the top according to a quick google.  

Forbes' stuff is total crap. Just worthless clickbait.

[Longboard Horn 41355]

 

[South Austin 53227]

I'd be surprised if that merchandise was limited to just a table.

[PvilleStang 2990]

There's an entire bathroom stall in the A&M library dedicated to aggy traditions, too.

[Bevo20 35]

Not that we didn't already know it, but aggy is some seriously deranged people. Rent. Free. 😆

[BigHornedLurker 2176]

thats a lot of trademark royalties 

[Blotto 24021]

Jimbo taking that paycheck for killing aggy's hopes and dreams and moved onto something marginally more difficult

The third pick is the one that cracks me up

Edited July 15 by Blotto

[Dennis Taylor 19355]

32 minutes ago, Blotto said:

Jimbo taking that paycheck for killing aggy's hopes and dreams and moved onto something marginally more difficult

The third pick is the one that cracks me up

"Hey Alexa what do guys with too much money and spare time do?:

[South Austin 53227]

36 minutes ago, Blotto said:

Jimbo taking that paycheck for killing aggy's hopes and dreams and moved onto something marginally more difficult

Joining a bowling league would be more difficult than the offensive game plans he designed at aggy.

[gofuckyourself 9088]

41 minutes ago, Blotto said:

Jimbo taking that paycheck for killing aggy's hopes and dreams and moved onto something marginally more difficult

The third pick is the one that cracks me up

 

So pointless.

He already bagged the best trophy of all.

 

Edited July 15 by gofuckyourself

[ousux 5639]

Jimbo taking that paycheck for killing aggy's hopes and dreams and moved onto something marginally more difficult
The third pick is the one that cracks me up

Finally got some real trophies. Put it on the wall!

[Armybrat 41408]

56 minutes ago, gofuckyourself said:

 

So pointless.

He already bagged the best trophy of all.

 

He went to Dirty’s?

[Scholz 12306]

1 hour ago, Dennis Taylor said:

"Hey Alexa what do guys with too much money and spare time do?:

You should’ve seen Clayton Williams’ house.

[General Specific 3507]

You should’ve seen Clayton Williams’ house.

A: They sit back and enjoy it!

[TreatyOak 17380]

[Deej 77830]

2 hours ago, Blotto said:

Jimbo taking that paycheck for killing aggy's hopes and dreams and moved onto something marginally more difficult

The third pick is the one that cracks me up

A real ag would have fucked it. 

[Lou_Sassle 2995]

3 hours ago, Blotto said:

Jimbo taking that paycheck for killing aggy's hopes and dreams and moved onto something marginally more difficult

The third pick is the one that cracks me up

I always knew jimbo had himself a little dik-dik.

[nnm 37908]

2 hours ago, Lou_Sassle said:

I always knew jimbo had himself a little dik-dik.

Y’all quit hating on Jimbo. He was the best deep cover operation UT ever pulled. Crippled their athletic department for at least a decade.  CDC is a genius. 4D chess. 

[DoobieWah 1535]

3 hours ago, Deej said:

A real ag would have fucked it. 

Is there something in that pic that makes you think he didn't?

🤔

[Deej 77830]

14 minutes ago, DoobieWah said:

Is there something in that pic that makes you think he didn't?

🤔

$77 million means you don't have to fuck animals..

[BurntEyes 6315]

18 minutes ago, Deej said:

$77 million means you don't have to fuck animals..

Hmmm... not exactly. It means, generally, you can pretty much fuck anything you want... (no Rapelor, Pedo State or Spartan shit)

In this specific case, however, it means he fucked an entire Cult, which I fully support.

[MissingInAction 25556]

40 minutes ago, Deej said:

$77 million means you don't have to fuck animals..

2%er.

[Jkwellborn 7037]

$77 million means you don't have to fuck animals..

It’s means you can though.

[Blotto 24021]

2 hours ago, Deej said:

$77 million means you don't have to fuck animals..

In Jimbo's case, it means you can pay someone else to fuck your trophy  while you watch. 

[Rudiger 1181]

4 hours ago, Deej said:

$77 million means you don't have to fuck animals..

So that’s what “fuck you money” means.

[Longboard Horn 41355]

Cross posting. Malik Jefferson days until kickoff 

[Leanderman 2367]

"$77 million means you don't have to fuck animals.."

But the gomers love turdition :).

[Pam Cummings 9868]

8 hours ago, Deej said:

$77 million means you don't have to fuck animals..

"Have to"? The aggies see it as a "get to".

[Dennis Taylor 19355]

12 hours ago, Deej said:

A real ag would have fucked it. 

Do you know he didn't?

[Colonel Sanders 1392]

14 hours ago, Deej said:

A real ag would have fucked it. 

A real Jimbo wouldn't fuck it, he'd just watch.

[Deej 77830]

4 minutes ago, Colonel Sanders said:

A real Jimbo wouldn't fuck it, he'd just watch.

[Cairn Horn88 8502]

On 7/15/2024 at 3:56 PM, ousux said:

On 7/15/2024 at 2:42 PM, Blotto said:

Jimbo taking that paycheck for killing aggy's hopes and dreams and moved onto something marginally more difficult
The third pick is the one that cracks me up

Finally got some real trophies. Put it on the wall!

It won’t be on aggy’s wall.

[ousux 5639]

It won’t be on aggy’s wall.

I mean...Jimbo is still getting paid aggybucks. Technically he bagged those trophies on aggy time.

[Cairn Horn88 8502]

Just now, ousux said:

3 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

It won’t be on aggy’s wall.

I mean...Jimbo is still getting paid aggybucks. Technically he bagged those trophies on aggy time.

Maybe…but Jimbo sure ain’t clocking in anymore.

[Jkwellborn 7037]

Maybe…but Jimbo sure ain’t clocking in anymore.

What changed?

[Steel Shank 9556]

46 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Maybe…but Jimbo sure ain’t clocking in anymore.

Any of you fools ever stop  by the Clockin' Inn bar that used to be on S. 183, I think just a little south of where the Landing Strip is/was?

It may have been spelled "Claukin" or some such. Asking for a friend.

Edited July 17 by Steel Shank
Steel Shank is one shitty ass typing mofo.

[Hagbard Celine 11255]

On 7/15/2024 at 3:19 PM, South Austin said:

Joining a bowling league would be more difficult than the offensive game plans he designed at aggy.

this is the only concern this year about aggy

*anyone* calling plays is going to immediately run 15, 20, 25 more plays per game

do they do anything with it is the big question

[Hook1997 5509]

2 hours ago, Steel Shank said:

Any of you fools ever stop  by the Clockin' Inn bar that used to be on S. 183, I think just a little south of where the Landing Strip is/was?

It may have been spelled "Claukin" or some such. Asking for a friend.

No but I got a couple dances from one of VY’s baby mommas at the Landing Strip once…   

[TreatyOak 17380]

 

Probably my all-time fave quote from Texags

[TrashMaster G 18094]

1 hour ago, TreatyOak said:

 

Probably my all-time fave quote from Texags

That one goes pretty well with the one from Looch about the commitment, the coaches and then come the championships.

[BigHornedLurker 2176]

On 7/15/2024 at 10:11 PM, Jkwellborn said:

It’s means you can though.

lack of 77M never kept most aggys from their sheep 

 

[Redneck Mutha 8179]

1 hour ago, TrashMaster G said:

That one goes pretty well with the one from Looch about the commitment, the coaches and then come the championships.

If I recall, the coaches he called out were Jimbo (lol $), Scholss (lol poor aggy), and Buzz (lol 1 NCAA tourney win at aggy).

[lilMAC25 4001]

On 7/15/2024 at 9:24 AM, Longboard Horn said:

 

It’s Turdition! From the outside you can’t understand it…

[lilMAC25 4001]

On 7/15/2024 at 2:42 PM, Blotto said:

Jimbo taking that paycheck for killing aggy's hopes and dreams and moved onto something marginally more difficult

The third pick is the one that cracks me up

Good for Jimbo. For me that would be the trip and hunt of a lifetime.

Edited July 17 by lilMAC25

[markstanco 12788]

13 minutes ago, lilMAC25 said:

Good for Jimbo. For me that would be the trip and hunt of a lifetime.

No kidding.  And Jimbo can do that trip every single week for the rest of his lifetime. 

[Dennis Taylor 19355]

4 hours ago, TreatyOak said:

 

Probably my all-time fave quote from Texags

(Ahem)

 

 

[Dennis Taylor 19355]

On 12/29/2023 at 12:33 PM, bad_teammate said:

He's classically perfect.

 

Jeez looks like he's carrying triplets into their 12th trimester 

[Pam Cummings 9868]

2 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Jeez looks like he's carrying triplets into their 12th trimester 

Mike Gundy: he's fat!

[PvilleStang 2990]

22 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

(Ahem)

 

 

The only things stronger than aggy traditions are the top two buttons there.

[markstanco 12788]

4 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

(Ahem)

 

 

Somebody good at SM needs to get the pics of Mom.  She fine.