Tell Me About Texas a&m

[Magus Ossis 2773]

Gomers now 4-2. Last 4 games highly likely to beak 2-2. 6-6 is their floor. The variability in their season is the road trip through S.C. and MSU.

[Majorcholas 507]

11 minutes ago, Js1 said:

 

Holy crap! It’s the real life aggy from thujone’s mspaints! 

Furk.

[sdm 844]

Just now, Majorcholas said:

Holy crap! It’s the real life aggy from thujone’s mspaints! 

Furk.

I knew I recognized that face from somewhere. Great catch.

[UTEX_ME 4754]

18 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

I am not surprised at all. Of course this was going to be described as if they just won the Super Bowl. Hell it would be described that way if they had lost the game.

And LOL at us describing us beating OU as the 'upset of the day'. What a joke.

and a Kentucky fan will post at 8 am tomorrow morning how great he was treated and had the pleasure of losing on hallowed Kyle Field. 

[Beau Vine 53965]

 

[Forty Acres 90]

That was one of the worst football games I have ever watched. Lucky for them, it just means more. If it meant less, I can’timagine how  more terrible it could get. 

[satyanash 14276]

A&M's punter really helped their defense out tonight, and gave cover for their anemic offense. Never heard of the kid but he's been booming 60+-yard punts with regularity.

Not Aussie either, he's from Cypress.

[Lobwedgephil 1139]

1 hour ago, satyanash said:

It begins.

 

To be fair, he is right. SEC games usually involve two shitty quarterbacks, and this game brings them back to their history. 

[Longboard Horn 40069]

9 hours ago, deft said:

You ‘member all those November division 2 cupcake games that is big xii teams play? Yah me neither.

P5 plays November cupcakes? Never heard of such a thing.

[Forty Acres 90]

At this point they have paid $75 million for the same exact record as they would have had with Sumlin. Only difference is the Kentucky game had a chance of being more entertaining  than that shit fest presented today by Coach Cuck. 

[MrPhlegm 3413]

Daylon!!!!

Motherfucker my eyes! My eyes!

[ztejas 43244]

3 hours ago, Js1 said:

 

HAHAHA. Watching with my dad and when this goon comes on TV he deadpan goes., "Oh. That's a good look."

[williemackgarza 1826]

Serious tho, was day-lon wearing a girdle?
Those t rex hands. WTF happened to him?

[DaysOff 7821]

What the fuck is this?

Is that a concourse in their rebuilt half billion dollar stadium? Looks like someone's basement.

[SwanderedTalent 5761]

Betting that if Texas had beaten Kentucky, Aggies everywhere would have taken to Twitter to assert that beating Kentucky's not a "real" SEC win because they're a traditional bottom-feeder

[SwanderedTalent 5761]

17 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

 

what a stupid twat

[SomnambulantBrobdingnagian 8]

17 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

 

I don't judge Holly Rowe for this, she grew up watching all the old Universal Frankenstein movies

[Elmer_Fudd 22084]

https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/2987091

[markstanco 12489]

Pandering

what a stupid twat

[demos 2992]

Serious tho, was day-lon wearing a girdle?
Those t rex hands. WTF happened to him?

According to last night’s announcers mack is in great shape.

[Rockethorn1978 6061]

Ben Baby on Dallas Morning news lead article says "aggy earns biggest victory in 2 years"..

Fucking LOL. Biggest victory in 2 years?!?!?!?

only these dumb fucktards can say that shit out loud and really believe people around the country are going "Oh shittt aggy beat Kentucky AT HOME what a massive upset"

They were fucking favored at home, this is the furthest thing from a upset. 

[Deej 76511]

Just tells you how shitty they are. That 100 year decision is working out well. Idiots.

[MonkeyDoughnut 10134]

4 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

Ben Baby on Dallas Morning news lead article says "aggy earns biggest victory in 2 years"..

Fucking LOL. Biggest victory in 2 years?!?!?!?

only these dumb fucktards can say that shit out loud and really believe people around the country are going "Oh shittt aggy beat Kentucky AT HOME what a massive upset"

They were fucking favored at home, this is the furthest thing from a upset. 

As much as I want to laugh, I can't find fault with it being their biggest win in 2 years.... can't find another bigger

[Hank Chinaski 6310]

18 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

As much as I want to laugh, I can't find fault with it being their biggest win in 2 years.... can't find another bigger

I thought "Kentucky" was a semi-pro basketball team?

[texaslong 678]

Ha

[SwanderedTalent 5761]

31 minutes ago, demos said:

According to last night’s announcers mack is in great shape.

round is indeed a shape

[NeverMarryAStripper 21780]

 

Someone should tweet them back and say that they should be more amazed that it’s not like the bonfire and just falls back down

[crimsonlonghorn 2306]

I was working in my garage last night and had the aggy game on in the background. Haven't listened to one of their radio games this season since Dave South retired. The new guy (I think he does the Spurs, too) sounds like Ryan Seacrest and he's still paired up with Cletus in the booth and Jim Bob on the sidelines. 

So you've got this polished guy feigning enthusiasm about the ags (money can buy anything) and sharing time with the barnyard in the background.  It's very disconcerting to listen to. One of the more endearing things about 'ole Dave was his aggyness - you knew you were listening to aggy football when he never got the down and distance right and took a full second or two to describe the play after the snap.

[Vic Mackey 46919]

4 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/2987091

This is delusion at its finest. One said we have no beat anyone yet? Lmao. Their "signature" win is against a basketball school at home and needing OT to do it. Against one of the worst offenses to ever step on a football field. I guess they are still pimping that moral victory against Clemson. Because they didn't belong on the same field against Bama. Never stop being you Aggy.

[williemackgarza 1826]

 

Same reaction when she opens the XL papa johns pizza supreme with extra meat

[Elmer_Fudd 22084]

Here we go with the visiting Kentucky fan thread.

https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/2987332

[TexasMan 10785]

via @Longhornfrenzy

BOMC

 

[Henry Hill 3156]

Close loss to Clemson > Close win over OU

[JimmyJames 12271]

4 hours ago, crimsonlonghorn said:

I was working in my garage last night and had the aggy game on in the background. Haven't listened to one of their radio games this season since Dave South retired. The new guy (I think he does the Spurs, too) sounds like Ryan Seacrest and he's still paired up with Cletus in the booth and Jim Bob on the sidelines. 

So you've got this polished guy feigning enthusiasm about the ags (money can buy anything) and sharing time with the barnyard in the background.  It's very disconcerting to listen to. One of the more endearing things about 'ole Dave was his aggyness - you knew you were listening to aggy football when he never got the down and distance right and took a full second or two to describe the play after the snap.

This is a lie. Dave South NEVER got around to describing the play. 

[hookem48 4631]

38 minutes ago, JimmyJames said:

This is a lie. Dave South NEVER got around to describing the play. 

no shit Dave South "Texas with the ball on a&m's 20 yard line...……………………………………………..and McElroy to receive the kickoff".

[Quasimofo 406]

Yeah, this dude is nowhere NEAR as entertaining. Dave South was the personification of aggy. Who wants to actually know what's happening in their games?

[Elmer_Fudd 22084]

https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/2987347

[Orange&White 5516]

Quote

 

Mayhaw Jelly

2:54p

 

AG

 

I bet we play sips in cotton bowl

Please, baby jesus, let Texas somehow match up against them in a bowl game.

I know that their records and the Texas record will make it virtually impossible, but I can dream.

[DaysOff 7821]

God they're dumb.

[Jkwellborn 6649]

  Mayhaw Jelly 2:54p   AG   I bet we play sips in cotton bowl

Please, baby jesus, let Texas somehow match up against them in a bowl game.
I know that their records and the Texas record will make it virtually impossible, but I can dream.

What you mean to say is the sec won’t trot them out there to be embarrassed.

[deft 6772]

Even in that thread, they’re comparing strength of losses for us against them instead of best wins. These clowns don’t get it and never will.

[Tex Pete 20136]

2 hours ago, Orange&White said:

Please, baby jesus, let Texas somehow match up against them in a bowl game.

I know that their records and the Texas record will make it virtually impossible, but I can dream.

It’s like you haven’t learned. Aggies NEVER shut the fuck up. Don’t play them again ever. 

[TtomTerrific 200]

8 hours ago, crimsonlonghorn said:

I was working in my garage last night and had the aggy game on in the background. Haven't listened to one of their radio games this season since Dave South retired. The new guy (I think he does the Spurs, too ) sounds like Ryan Seacrest and he's still paired up with Cletus in the booth and Jim Bob on the sidelines. 

So you've got this polished guy feigning enthusiasm about the ags (money can buy anything) and sharing time with the barnyard in the background.  It's very disconcerting to listen to. One of the more endearing things about 'ole Dave was his aggyness - you knew you were listening to aggy football when he never got the down and distance right and took a full second or two to describe the play after the snap.

I am having such a good weekend so far....please tell me that Bill Shoening is NOT calling aggy games now....a very good part of me will die for good.

[Magus Ossis 2773]

47 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

It’s like you haven’t learned. Aggies NEVER shut the fuck up. Don’t play them again ever. 

1234

[TexasMan 10785]

[NeverMarryAStripper 21780]

  Mayhaw Jelly 2:54p   AG   I bet we play sips in cotton bowl

Please, baby jesus, let Texas somehow match up against them in a bowl game.
I know that their records and the Texas record will make it virtually impossible, but I can dream.

At this point, ending up in a bowl that aggy could qualify for would be very disappointing.

[Lhorn 4884]

2 hours ago, deft said:

Even in that thread, they’re comparing strength of losses for us against them instead of best wins. These clowns don’t get it and never will.

That sounds the reverse of what is common sense that it makes sense that aggy uses that method.  “The team that beat us is better than the team that beat you, therefore we are better than you” is some real regard logic. 

[Hornius Emeritus 12403]

4 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

 

Apparently, a game played in Dallas is an out-of-state rivalry game.  Geography ... how does it work?

[Hagbard Celine 10734]

just like.... playing pig at the deathstar. 

[SHOOTER12 8787]

23 hours ago, williemackgarza said:

Daylon!!!!

I laughed my ass off every time they showed that big chunk during the game.