Tell Me About Texas a&m

[Scholz 12301]

33 minutes ago, LW Goatman said:

Aggy steps to nowhere:

 

 

Christ on a cracker.  aggys are such fucking idiots.

[Randolph Duke 4034]

Just for fun, I got into a back-and-forth on the twitter account yesterday with one of the ags who saw nothing questionable about  A&M's decision to wear "Texas aggys" uniforms Tuesday night when their baseball team was playing the "Texas Longhorns."

Keep in mind the aggy athletic apparel contract, a rough barometer of the ability of a school's brand to generate sales of branded apparel, is below that of The University of South Carolina, and just above North Carolina State. Neither are considered exceptionally high value brands. Of course, neither is aggy's "Texas A&M" brand.

They ags simply have no concept of brand management, or how building a recognized, national brand could help them expand both their academic recruiting, as well as their athletic recruiting. As things are, just under 96% of the aggy student body are Texas natives. Hardly a school that attracts the best and brightest from any demographic.

So, given an opportunity to showcase the "Texas A&M" brand against the "Texas Longhorns" brand, what does aggy do? They remove any and all references to "A&M", thus driving a "Texas aggy" brand and not in any way reinforcing their main "Texas A&M" brand. And they wonder why the value of their brand is less than So. Carolina and barely more than NC State.

In every aspect of how they manage the affairs of that institution, they fail time, after time. They are their own worst enemies. But they blame every unfortunate circumstance on the nefarious actions of others.

One aggy genius claimed their promoting a brand other than "Texas A&M" was akin to Texas choosing to place a burnt orange "T" on the team's baseball caps, instead of a burnt orange "Royal logo" Bevo silhouette. As if somehow the patented burnt orange color was going to be confused with a different color of another school. Or that people wouldn't make a connection between "T" and "Texas," when "Texas" was emblazoned across the front of the uniform shirt.

But, then again, aggy cluelessness regarding brand management shouldn't surprise anyone. After all, this is the same group of idiots who put glow-in-the dark logos on the helmets for an afternoon game a few years ago. Whoop!

Edited April 13, 2018 by Randolph Duke

[Scholz 12301]

Personally, their unis helped me out.  Kept me from being confused if we were playing the Texas Horn Frogs, Texas Raiders or Texas Bobcats.

[Modessit 5665]

Saw this on a delivery and immediately thought of:

[Hagbard Celine 11160]

10 hours ago, texasstrong12 said:

https://www.secrant.com/rant/sec-football/texas-aandm-is-in-the-big-3/64993524/

This thread can't exist without this. 

aggy "selective year" power moves:

From 1947-1973, TAMU had a win percentage of .393. That was 120th out of 130 Division 1A teams in win percentage. Wake Forest, Indiana and Kansas State were the only 3 major conference teams with lower winning percentages.

And that 27 year span actually includes their 4 years under Bear Bryant. If you exclude Bryant's best 3 years TAMU was 128th out of 130 Division 1A teams in win percentage over this time frame, with a .318 win percentage.

[Leanderman 2353]

Maroon end zones to go with red asses, going to be quite the sight. They are going to honor their 1967 champs. I can't wait till they want to honor their 1997 "Champs" and flash the score of that game.

[Jive Turkey 12930]

 

[Stinkpalm 697]

They had to paint the end zones maroon so fans/spectators/players could figure out which way the field was oriented 

[lemonandaturd 4289]

Did they ever get that stadium septic tank fixed?    aggy needs to dig a bigger shithole.  Backed up toilets, turdition.    

[ousux 5635]

Not surprising she refuses to show her face..

and it's not because she's wearing her mom's undies.

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

5 minutes ago, lemonandaturd said:

aggy needs to dig a bigger shithole.

Dude, give 'em a break. College Station is growing just as fast as it can.

[Longboard Horn 41320]

17 hours ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Maroon grass?  Seriously?  When aggy fumbles the ball and it's in the maroon grass, the ball will just disappear....unless the laces are up!!

Advantage aggy

[RDCanecutter 26853]

On 4/11/2018 at 9:51 PM, Stunns38 said:

 

That was after his 2nd divorce, he was entrenched in doubles mode.


 

 

[Stunns38 3763]

It was more like this:




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[TheBryMan81 2632]

13 hours ago, texasstrong12 said:

Speaking of top 4 finishes all time. Dating back to 1940 (including final 4 in basketball, AP Poll in football, and Collegiate Baseball Newspaper Poll in baseball):

Texas 42

TCU 7

Houston 7

Baylor 3

Rice 2

Texas Western (now UTEP) 1

UT-Pan American (now UTRGV) 1

A&M 0

Tech 0

Heyyyyyyyy Buck em Broncs! (Or now Go Vaqueros I guess ✌️)

[Cairn Horn88 8500]

17 hours ago, LoneStarBiker said:

 

The deluxe tackle box.

[mr. sunshine 2852]

I gotta admit that saw ‘em off/upside down horns bullshit on vehicles makes me kind of ragey. How many pieces of aggy and SEC flair these dipshits display is their business but that kind of bullshit makes it mine.

On second thought, it does give me carte blanche from the Mrs. to drive recklessly and shout obscenities and death threats out the window, so I really shouldn’t complain 

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

15 minutes ago, mr. sunshine said:

On second thought, it does give me carte blanche from the Mrs. to drive recklessly and shout obscenities and death threats out the window, so I really shouldn’t complain 

Monday morning is sufficient excuse for most people.

[Scheiss Meister 8449]

4 hours ago, Jive Turkey said:

 

How can a woman tell that she is in bed with an aggy?  It isn't hard.

[Modessit 5665]

 

 

 

I gotta admit that saw ‘em off/upside down horns bullshit on vehicles makes me kind of ragey. How many pieces of aggy and SEC flair these dipshits display is their business but that kind of bullshit makes it mine.

On second thought, it does give me carte blanche from the Mrs. to drive recklessly and shout obscenities and death threats out the window, so I really shouldn’t complain 

 

Just buy a bunch of "E" stickers of the same font and size as the A and M in their logo. Then put one on each end of their logo sticker when you see one.

 

 

[Yama Yak Yachtzi 48]

 

Edited April 14, 2018 by Yama Yak Yachtzi

[kopp0e 1135]

22 hours ago, LW Goatman said:

Aggy steps to nowhere:

 

 

The proverbial stairway to nowhere...

[TexasTroll 454]

9 hours ago, Modessit said:

 

 

 

 

 

Just buy a bunch of "E" stickers of the same font and size as the A and M in their logo. Then put one on each end of their logo sticker when you see one.

 

 

Ya know

i like that

and if I didn’t have such distain for the color of maroon and dumbassedness

id think about putting it on my vehicle....

but the thought of that color on my anything makes me retch.....

[Hagbard Celine 11160]

10 hours ago, Modessit said:

 

 

 

 

 

Just buy a bunch of "E" stickers of the same font and size as the A and M in their logo. Then put one on each end of their logo sticker when you see one.

 

 

December 2nd, 1995, pyle, 3rd Quarter, 4:23 mark, north end zone behind the goalposts.

A date which will live in Infamy.

[ousux 5635]

 
 
 

 
Just buy a bunch of "E" stickers of the same font and size as the A and M in their logo. Then put one on each end of their logo sticker when you see one.
 

 

Or even better, buy some tiny maroon letters..you'll need "ss" "o" and "outh"

They probably won't even notice for quite while.

[lemonandaturd 4289]

Watching the aggy spring game.  Kentucky, Ole Miss,  and UAB will beat them unless they get much better in the fall.  Northwestern State will be close.  aggy may be 2-10 this year.  Auburn, LSU, Alabama, South Carolina will stomp a mud hole in that aggy ass.  

[texifornia 58787]

Attendance... well it could be better

[Randolph Duke 4034]

4 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Attendance... well it could be better

According to aggy athletics, the spring game attendance was much higher than shown in the pic you posted.

 

 

 

[Forty Acres 90]

Without even looking, their 100,000 prideful attendance only came up 75,000 short?

[lemonandaturd 4289]

aggy spring game is pretty bad.  Jamies Starkel just threw a pick.  Crableg Mond just threw a td.  

[lemonandaturd 4289]

Tater tot was a seer.  Mond, Starkel,  and Blumrick are ass my dude.  

[Happy Gilmore 1004]

Lol their game thread is gold.....realization is setting in that they are absolute dog shit. 

[lemonandaturd 4289]

3 minutes ago, Happy Gilmore said:

Lol their game thread is gold.....realization is setting in that they are absolute dog shit. 

Is Starkel still looking for a date with Justin Bieber?  

[RDCanecutter 26853]

58 minutes ago, lemonandaturd said:

Watching the aggy spring game.  Kentucky, Ole Miss,  and UAB will beat them unless they get much better in the fall.  Northwestern State will be close.  aggy may be 2-10 this year.  Auburn, LSU, Alabama, South Carolina will stomp a mud hole in that aggy ass.  

Odds that Aggy claims UAB as sort of playing Alabama twice?

[lemonandaturd 4289]

8 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

Odds that Aggy claims UAB as sort of playing Alabama twice?

So that means  three Alabama ass whippings in one year? 

[RDCanecutter 26853]

It'd be shweet. But I was there the day UAB made Miss State look powerhouse. ew.

[Sejjr 3250]

aggy is going to have a rude awaking with this new offense this season. But until then, the roller coaster keeps chugging up. 

[Elmer_Fudd 22960]

Wait a minute, these guys were claiming the power of Jimbo would get 9-10 wins this year.  I didn't get to watch but it sounds like the Clemson game will be fun.  Did they look that bad compared to past spring games?

[Happy Gilmore 1004]

5 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Wait a minute, these guys were claiming the power of Jimbo would get 9-10 wins this year.  I didn't get to watch but it sounds like the Clemson game will be fun.  Did they look that bad compared to past spring games?

First team defense got burned by a walk on if that tells you anything...BRING BACK CHIEF

[texasstrong12 4668]

A&M's offense is going to be absolute dogshit next year. 

[TtomTerrific 200]

wasn't there a thread once where aggy redass was looking to purchase "upside down Longhorn logos?"

 

that was cool.

[Skyline 325]

8 minutes ago, texasstrong12 said:

A&M's offense is going to be absolute dogshit next year. 

The best part is they will never assign any blame to Jimbo, or even Jim Turner for developing such a bad oline. They'll blame their previous recruits somehow. 

[Bevo14 8468]

1 hour ago, Happy Gilmore said:

Lol their game thread is gold.....realization is setting in that they are absolute dog shit. 

Dammit. The rollercoaster needs to rise unimpeded.

[texasstrong12 4668]

10 minutes ago, Skyline said:

The best part is they will never assign any blame to Jimbo, or even Jim Turner for developing such a bad oline. They'll blame their previous recruits somehow. 

Their OL might be worse than ours last year which is really saying something. 

I have no clue why they weren't pursuing grad transfer OL. I know they were after Anderson but they should have been pursuing multiple grad transfer OL. 

[Machinator 32102]

Still plenty of sunshine here.

https://www.reddit.com/r/CFB/comments/8cafnp/game_thread_texas_am_spring_game_500pm_et/

 

[Neonmoon 38130]

They’re too busy jerking off about a TE catching a pass to notice...

Starkel’s only good pass was against blown coverage. He gave up his usual INT, and spent most of the day overthrowing or underthrowing WRs.  Mond also had accuracy issues. That’s putting it lightly. 

Their biggest problem is their OL. Starkel will get hurt again. 

A walk on RB had a 60 TD run because 2 starters can’t tackle. 

Kingskley Keke looked good. Daylon Mack disappeared after a couple plays per usual. 

This year will be interesting 

 

[texasstrong12 4668]

The funniest thing is aggys think they are going to run the ball a lot next year to minimize the issues in pass pro with their OL and QB struggles. 

Here's the size of their RBs: Kibodi 220, Williams 200, Etwi 200, Bussi 200. 

Good luck with that. They want to be a physical running team with small RBs. 

[George Clooney 378]

12 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Still plenty of sunshine here.

https://www.reddit.com/r/CFB/comments/8cafnp/game_thread_texas_am_spring_game_500pm_et/

 

Wow, they’re going to be extremely disappointed in their defense this year after setting their expectations so high.

[Skyline 325]

13 minutes ago, texasstrong12 said:

The funniest thing is aggys think they are going to run the ball a lot next year to minimize the issues in pass pro with their OL and QB struggles. 

Here's the size of their RBs: Kibodi 220, Williams 200, Etwi 200, Bussi 200. 

Good luck with that. They want to be a physical running team with small RBs. 

Williams had one huge game then he practically disappeared. They're going to miss Keith Ford a lot next year. 

[Sejjr 3250]

That reddit says they are super excited about the TE catching TDs and Manziel playing touch football at halftime. Shocker.