Tell Me About Texas a&m

[Lhorn 5,093]

You mean respect, accolades and ranking isn’t thrown at you after beating McNeese the week after losing (at home) to a team that lost to a directional school?  Aggy must be fighting that BOMC.  

[MonkeyDoughnut 10,803]

10 minutes ago, NoName said:

Weigman isn't going to ever beat the allegations he's shit against good teams and good against shit teams

 

He's going to need to play well against a good team first. Or win a road game. Or actually be good. He's the walking example of a 7v7 QB who is great with no pressure and melts under pressure.

[Elmer_Fudd 22,992]

1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

This man knows so much about football:

(Editorial commentary: Those of you expecting Graham to tell us, "Yes, we should be worried" are in for a big surprise!

 

Thank you for posting this dork's articles, I look forward to reading more.

Lulz at him posting that stat comparing our run defense to aggy, what a joke.

[TexLonghorn 5,737]

I found where Elko got his game day attire for the first two games.  And such a good deal - they even came with pillows included!

 

Edited September 8 by TexLonghorn

[Navin R. Johnson 894]

I feel like the sheep are not buying the propaganda as much these days. Like 2%ers is closer to 3%ers

[Longboard Horn 41,351]

[DaggerHorns 3,170]

1 hour ago, TexLonghorn said:

I found where Elko got his game day attire for the first two games.  And such a good deal - they even came with pillows included!

 

I bet they always screw up and get 2 left pillows instead of getting one left, one right, etc.

[TonyTexas 10,764]

1 hour ago, TexLonghorn said:

I found where Elko got his game day attire for the first two games.  And such a good deal - they even came with pillows included!

 

It’s funny that they felt they needed to give aggy instructions on which side of the bed to place the pillows, which I didn’t even know needed a choice. 

[hookem48 4,846]

I don't hear any of these fuckers here in aggyland talking about all the SEC teams in the top ten. I wonder why.

[nnm 37,904]

2 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

It’s funny that they felt they needed to give aggy instructions on which side of the bed to place the pillows, which I didn’t even know needed a choice. 

Well, in TAMU’s defense, this is the bed pillow situation with which they are most familiar:

[DFW Horn 6,650]

35 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

aggy doesn't have any co-eds that hot.

[General Specific 3,507]

Is that a fancy name for 'ball gag?'

Is it gag ball, or ball gag?

[General Specific 3,507]

(Editorial commentary: That picture is sooooo great.)

Texas A&M football, left out of Top 25 again, will have to earn respect in Mike Elko's first year
It should go without saying that not nearly as many eyes were on Texas A&M football in week two as opposed to week one. When College Gameday rolls into town and you have a top-10 opponent as your night game matchup at one of the most electric venues in the sport, you're bound to have a lot of attention. When you have an 11:45 AM kick against McNeese, you're bound to have... not as much attention.

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Of course, in a game like this, that's usually a good thing. People's eyes usually only settle on these kinds of matchups when there's an absolute trainwreck happening (see Dame, Notre).
The converse of this, though, is that you are unlikely to improve your stock really at all, no matter what happens. This is what we saw with the Aggies this week; despite being the first team out of the AP rankings last week, A&M dropped a couple of spots again to what essentially amounts to 28th.
This is part of what stings so much about last week's loss: it was the opportunity to announce yourself as a team in a completely different "slot" than you have been over the last few years. Instead, the Aggies looked... pretty similarly to what they had been recently.

It'll take some time to undo that impression, even among the fanbase. For example, Weigman was absolutely dealing against McNeese, but some fans had heard so much about his footwork over the past week that they just started saying the word over and over without any barometer for what it should look like.
Point being, A&M will have to earn respect this season. They have three more huge opportunities to do so, and one beginning step this weekend against Florida. Can they do it? We'll just have to see.

 

(Editorial commentary: That picture is sooooo great.)

Texas A&M football, left out of Top 25 again, will have to earn respect in Mike Elko's first year
It should go without saying that not nearly as many eyes were on Texas A&M football in week two as opposed to week one. When College Gameday rolls into town and you have a top-10 opponent as your night game matchup at one of the most electric venues in the sport, you're bound to have a lot of attention. When you have an 11:45 AM kick against McNeese, you're bound to have... not as much attention.

ADVERTISING

Of course, in a game like this, that's usually a good thing. People's eyes usually only settle on these kinds of matchups when there's an absolute trainwreck happening (see Dame, Notre).
The converse of this, though, is that you are unlikely to improve your stock really at all, no matter what happens. This is what we saw with the Aggies this week; despite being the first team out of the AP rankings last week, A&M dropped a couple of spots again to what essentially amounts to 28th.
This is part of what stings so much about last week's loss: it was the opportunity to announce yourself as a team in a completely different "slot" than you have been over the last few years. Instead, the Aggies looked... pretty similarly to what they had been recently.

It'll take some time to undo that impression, even among the fanbase. For example, Weigman was absolutely dealing against McNeese, but some fans had heard so much about his footwork over the past week that they just started saying the word over and over without any barometer for what it should look like.
Point being, A&M will have to earn respect this season. They have three more huge opportunities to do so, and one beginning step this weekend against Florida. Can they do it? We'll just have to see.

 

[Beau Vine 55,863]

1 hour ago, TonyTexas said:

It’s funny that they felt they needed to give aggy instructions on which side of the bed to place the pillows, which I didn’t even know needed a choice. 

The open end of the pillowcase is supposed to face the outside of the bed.  

[TonyTexas 10,764]

Just now, Beau Vine said:

The open end of the pillowcase is supposed to face the outside of the bed.  

You must spend a lot of time on Pinterest. 

[mannewers 563]

3 hours ago, NoName said:

Weigman isn't going to ever beat the allegations he's shit against good teams and good against shit teams

 

I mean, WTF. It's against a shitty fucking FCS school. Here want a fucking cookie?!

Edited September 9 by mannewers

[Longhornstampede 3,214]

25 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

You must spend a lot of time on Pinterest. 

Or biting said pillow?

[Hook1997 5,509]

Those molasses shoe filled receivers they have aren’t getting open vs good defenses. Someone posted it but the third fastest player on their team is a backup DE and I don’t think any WR’s were in the top 5.  

[Navin R. Johnson 894]

5 minutes ago, Hook1997 said:

Those molasses shoe filled receivers they have aren’t getting open vs good defenses. Someone posted it but the third fastest player on their team is a backup DE and I don’t think any WR’s were in the top 5.  

That just proves how much team speed they have, you stupid sip. Looch told me this in fall camp.

[mr. sunshine 2,859]

2 hours ago, TonyTexas said:

It’s funny that they felt they needed to give aggy instructions on which side of the bed to place the pillows, which I didn’t even know needed a choice. 

It's like the old joke about aggy landscapers. Green side up

Edited September 9 by mr. sunshine

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20,913]

T.J. Shanahan arrested last night. Must have been celebrating the Aggie's big victory over McNeece.
 

 

 

[Vertigo 20,492]

Holy fucking shit!

Just happened to be listening to Josh Pate live while he reviewed the Kentucky/SCar game. He said "Many people may not remember this, but Mark Stoops desperately tried to leave Lexington in the offseason. He tried to get the A&M job. He HAD the A&M job until Liucci and company pulled the rug out from under him."

Woooooow

 

 

Edited September 9 by Vertigo

[WBT 20,972]

51 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

The open end of the pillowcase is supposed to face the outside of the bed.  

[horngrad03 1,156]

23 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

T.J. Shanahan arrested last night. Must have been celebrating the Aggie's big victory over McNeece.
 

 

 

Shanahan looks like Billy Liucci and one of those pig things from Return of the Jedi had a kid. 

[Kel Varnsen 8,748]

1 hour ago, General Specific said:

Weigman was absolutely dealing against McNeese

11/14 for 125 yards is dealing? Wasn't that Quinn's 1st quarter?

Edited September 9 by Kel Varnsen

[Droopy 2,639]

4 hours ago, NoName said:

Weigman isn't going to ever beat the allegations he's shit against good teams and good against shit teams

 

Yeah, that tweet isn’t the flex he thinks it is. 

[WelfareBuysMyWeed 5,662]

[Drew 2,922]

6 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

(Editorial commentary: That picture is sooooo great.)

 

Beating fucking Florida at THIS point won’t make a shit. They should beat them. 
 

the problem will be when gata beats them. 

[futureman 22,698]

how are they favored at the swamp?  I know florida is bad but aggy fucking sucks too.

Lagway is going to put 40 on them. 

[Burt 4,137]

54 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

T.J. Shanahan arrested last night. Must have been celebrating the Aggie's big victory over McNeece.
 

 

 

Arrested for racing? Win one game vs MattNeese and all of a sudden they think they're Georgia.

[deft 7,059]

No, intox minor. The racing is someone different altogether. You have to click the tweet to see it. I guess it’s a weird summary thumbnail.

[nnm 37,904]

1 minute ago, deft said:

No, intox minor. The racing is someone different altogether. You have to click the tweet to see it. I guess it’s a weird summary thumbnail.

CSPD ran in an Aggie football player on MIP?!?  He must have murdered someone. 

[Cairn Horn88 8,502]

“I've given up on good things happening to our program. I just want bad things to happen to other SEC schools.”

”Are we really in the bottom half of the league already?!?!”

From texags!

Edited September 9 by Cairn Horn88

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20,913]

Heisman hopeful Connor Weigman is now 126th in passing yards and 115th in QBR in the NCAA. 


 

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20,913]

1 hour ago, futureman said:

how are they favored at the swamp?  I know florida is bad but aggy fucking sucks too.

Lagway is going to put 40 on them. 

I've head there's a possibilty that the game will be played during flash flood conditions from a tropical storm.  

[lilMAC25 3,982]

11 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

T.J. Shanahan arrested last night. Must have been celebrating the Aggie's big victory over McNeece.
 

 

 

Elko has contacted Bob Stoops for guidance on how to handle discipline for this infraction.

Edited September 9 by lilMAC25

[Pam Cummings 9,868]

Texas uses games against shit opponents to get lots of work for 2nd and 3rd string.

 

Aggie uses games against shit opponents to pad their starters stats for the season, then have all their writers talk a out how "back" they are.

 

Pathetic....

[WelfareBuysMyWeed 5,662]

[South Austin 53,222]

41 minutes ago, lilMAC25 said:

Elko has contacted Bob Stoops for guidance on how to eat lots of dicks.

Fixed.

[coachherman'sgrill 2,651]

16 hours ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

He's going to need to play well against a good team first. Or win a road game. Or actually be good. He's the walking example of a 7v7 QB who is great with no pressure and melts under pressure.

I don't see where the Wig's QBR was that high? I'm only seeing in the 70s.

11 hours ago, Kel Varnsen said:

11/14 for 125 yards is dealing? Wasn't that Quinn's 1st quarter?

Are you dumb?????? He was averaging almost 9 yards a pass, that's almost a first down every time he let's is fly, dealing a first down whenever he wants. Nevermind the fact that he only threw it 14 times. No reason to think about only throwing it 14 times!!!/s

[gatormarc 937]

I'm also disappointed that Florida isn't receiving more votes after beating a FCS team.

I will only do my SEC chant at half volume today.

[Bill Lumbergh 7,351]

16 hours ago, NoName said:

Weigman isn't going to ever beat the allegations he's shit against good teams and good against shit teams

 

No, no, this is the way.

All is well.

Conner is great. First game was a fluke. Change nothing and just give him time. 

Clickety-clack.

[Horn80 6,358]

14 hours ago, DFW Horn said:

aggy doesn't have any co-eds that hot.

It was a blind date and she didn’t realize he was aggy.

[coachherman'sgrill 2,651]

Which one of you degenerates is Randy?

[InkaUtexas 26,869]

16 hours ago, TexLonghorn said:

I found where Elko got his game day attire for the first two games.  And such a good deal - they even came with pillows included!

 

I apologize to any in advance, nah, fuck it.

What adult has college bedding? Kids? ok.  Adults? fuck no. Guest room? Only if in laws are from a rival school and you know it pisses them off.

 

[jimmyjazz 47,158]

48 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Fixed.

From the looks of things, Elko has eaten a whole bunch of dicks.

[NameAlreadyInUse 5,169]

I don’t think he’s limited himself to dicks. He looks like a guy where everything is on the menu. And all the dicks are breaded and deep fried. Probably with an extra side of gravy. 

[F250 29,200]

17 minutes ago, NameAlreadyInUse said:

I don’t think he’s limited himself to dicks. He looks like a guy where everything is on the menu. And all the dicks are breaded and deep fried. Probably with an extra side of gravy. 

I think even Bob Stoops would be horrified at the spread Elko would have on the table.

Elko: "I have acquired Mangino's mons pubis, I use the fat for the gravy."

[HiggyBaby 2,617]

Once a year we have to punch the dummy to keep our cockpit intruder skills sharp. Someone put an aggy shirt on him. Shits about to go down 

[ajax 2,675]

I refuse to believe Graham Harmon is a real person