Tell Me About Texas a&m

[msucolt45 3978]

Poooooooor aggy

Fng aggy - their SOS is worse than ours! And we play at aggy!

Hook’em!!!

[SHOOTER12 8769]

6 hours ago, Deej said:

Two and a half years of road games with the way those pussies schedule. 

Now, take into consideration that aggy plays 7-8(?) home games a year...how many years they been losing on the road?

[Bookman 4592]

If we had 10 consecutive road losses we'd fire our coach. 

Oh wait. 

[El Squared 1792]

22 hours ago, Armybrat said:

Thanks. 
The base is ausubo wood my dad salvaged 70 years ago from the renovation of a 350 year old Spanish Colonial building within the grounds of El Morro fortress in San Juan, Puerto Rico. 
He had several lamp bases made out of one beam, and I inherited this one and added the glass shade after VY’s 4th & 5. 
The old wood is very dense & heavy, looks kinda like mahogany in appearance. 
 

 

As us woodworkers say: “Wood is good, good wood is great!”

[US183 124]

16 minutes ago, msucolt45 said:

Fng aggy - we play at aggy!

Hook’em!!!

By playing aggy , our sos dropped 10 places.

[El Squared 1792]

13 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

Disappointed aggy didn’t say “loose to Texas”…..like they often do.

[DFW Horn 6039]

21 minutes ago, msucolt45 said:

Fng aggy - their SOS is worse than ours! And we play at aggy!

Hook’em!!!

It's amusing to me that aggy thinks @ Pyle is a "tough road game".

[Ghost of LL 15255]

5 hours ago, Herpa Derpa said:

Counterpoint: aggy

Note to my fellow lawyers: this is how you do rebuttal.

[Lhorn 4863]

I love that they’ve built this narrative in their heads that leaving the Big XII and Texas’s shadow, they were leaving a bad relationship where they were stifled and kept from achieving their rightful place at the table of football blue bloods.  

Their 10 year head start in the SEC would have them as a co-leader of the conference along with Alabama and Georgia and when Texas joined we’d be the outcasts and ne’er do wells, treated as lesser than by everyone else.  Standing outside in the rain as everyone else parties. 

 

Edited September 11 by Lhorn

[jimmyjazz 45206]

23 minutes ago, Lhorn said:

I love that they’ve built this narrative in their heads that leaving the Big XII and Texas’s shadow, they were leaving a bad relationship where they were stifled and kept from achieving their rightful place at the table of football blue bloods.  

Their 10 year head start in the SEC would have them as a co-leader of the conference along with Alabama and Georgia and when Texas joined we’d be the outcasts and ne’er do wells, treated as lesser than by everyone else.  Standing outside in the rain as everyone else parties. 

Texas A&M had a 0.527 record in the Big 12.

They have a 0.536 record in the SEC.

 

I'm not seeing a big upgrade in conference strength of schedule.  It kinda looks a little worse.

[Armybrat 40559]

Well, are they playing more FCS teams since they’ve been in the sec?

[TotallyLegit 3050]

59 minutes ago, Lhorn said:

I love that they’ve built this narrative in their heads that leaving the Big XII and Texas’s shadow, they were leaving a bad relationship where they were stifled and kept from achieving their rightful place at the table of football blue bloods.  

Their 10 year head start in the SEC would have them as a co-leader of the conference along with Alabama and Georgia and when Texas joined we’d be the outcasts and ne’er do wells, treated as lesser than by everyone else.  Standing outside in the rain as everyone else parties. 

 

Does this movie hold up? I love Coming to America, but Trading Places was never on TV when I was a kid.

[Lhorn 4863]

3 minutes ago, TotallyLegit said:

Does this movie hold up? I love Coming to America, but Trading Places was never on TV when I was a kid.

I love it.  I think it holds up well.  

[Biff Tannen 45209]

1 hour ago, Lhorn said:

I love that they’ve built this narrative in their heads that leaving the Big XII and Texas’s shadow, they were leaving a bad relationship where they were stifled and kept from achieving their rightful place at the table of football blue bloods.  

Their 10 year head start in the SEC would have them as a co-leader of the conference along with Alabama and Georgia and when Texas joined we’d be the outcasts and ne’er do wells, treated as lesser than by everyone else.  Standing outside in the rain as everyone else parties. 

 

 

[Dr Phil WIth Hair 268]

6 minutes ago, TotallyLegit said:

Does this movie hold up? I love Coming to America, but Trading Places was never on TV when I was a kid.

Absolutely does.  If anything, worth it to see a young, perky Jamie Lee Curtis.

[InkaUtexas 24933]

Quick help. In a discussion with an aggy (I know, fuck me).

Last road win? Year?

Last Conference Road win?

Googled and see a lot of shit. Don't have time to read 2+ years of schedules. Figure one of you all know it.

[DigglerontheHoof 20595]

57 minutes ago, Lhorn said:

I love that they’ve built this narrative in their heads that leaving the Big XII and Texas’s shadow, they were leaving a bad relationship where they were stifled and kept from achieving their rightful place at the table of football blue bloods.  

Their 10 year head start in the SEC would have them as a co-leader of the conference along with Alabama and Georgia and when Texas joined we’d be the outcasts and ne’er do wells, treated as lesser than by everyone else.  Standing outside in the rain as everyone else parties. 

 

Well done. Every poster on texags had that fantasy.  

 

[TotallyLegit 3050]

1 minute ago, Dr Phil WIth Hair said:

Absolutely does.  If anything, worth it to see a young, perky Jamie Lee Curtis.

[jimmyjazz 45206]

29 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

Well, are they playing more FCS teams since they’ve been in the sec?

Those are in-conference results only.

[Bill Lumbergh 7168]

17 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

 

It really never gets old.

[nnm 35669]

2 hours ago, El Squared said:

As us woodworkers say: “Wood is good, good wood is great!”

And when you’re in @Armybrat‘s demographic, that is certainly true. 

[Lhorn 4863]

45 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

Quick help. In a discussion with an aggy (I know, fuck me).

Last road win? Year?

Last Conference Road win?

Googled and see a lot of shit. Don't have time to read 2+ years of schedules. Figure one of you all know it.

I think they beat Mizzou in Columbia in 2021.  Also Colorado earlier that year.  They’ve beat Arky but those were at Jerry’s World.  
 

No road or conference road wins in 2022 or 2023. 

[InkaUtexas 24933]

7 minutes ago, Lhorn said:

I think they beat Mizzou in Columbia in 2021.  Also Colorado earlier that year.  They’ve beat Arky but those were at Jerry’s World.  
 

No road or conference road wins in 2022 or 2023. 

Thank you. That is what I thought but knew the brain trust would have the answer.

 

[Horn Dogg 3730]

2 hours ago, msucolt45 said:

Fng aggy - their SOS is worse than ours! And we play at aggy!

Hook’em!!!

I went to look for it and aggy gestapo has already deleted the thread.

[TreatyOak 16102]

2 hours ago, Ghost of LL said:

Note to my fellow lawyers: this is how you do rebuttal.

You're a lawyer? We need your help ASAP to fight our charges in Brazos County for writing negative stuff about Aggies on TexAgs and Surly Horns, which is 100% illegal.

Please respond to these questions ASAP: 

• Did you post negative things about Aggies on Surly Horns, which is 100% illegal? That could create a conflict of interest. 
• Are you currently in touch with @immamac? We think he is hiding in Venezuela. 
• Do you currently work closely with any Aggies at your firm?
• Are there any Aggies in your immediate family?

Choose an answer from the list below: 
I don't like Texas A&M because...
1. ...Johnny Manziel slept with my sister 
2. ...Aggies perpetuate a mind-numbingly stupid cult that is embarrassing to people from the state of Texas
3. ...Aggies remind me that half of our country is really, really stupid 

Thanks for your time and cooperation.   

 

Edited September 12 by TreatyOak

[nnm 35669]

3 minutes ago, TreatyOak said:

Aggies remind me that half of our country is really, really stupid 

[Cairn Horn88 8089]

36 minutes ago, Lhorn said:

I think they beat Mizzou in Columbia in 2021.  Also Colorado earlier that year.  They’ve beat Arky but those were at Jerry’s World.  
 

No road or conference road wins in 2022 or 2023. 

So, for the last two years, this team has had to bus or fly home on the losing end…..bet these were fun trips.

[markstanco 12449]

Well, are they playing more FCS teams since they’ve been in the sec?

I think Kyle Umlang on X said (paraphrasing) that during the 2010-2019 decade, the worst decade for Texas ever, had 6 fewer wins than aggy but with 12 more FCS/D2 games for Aggy.

If my numbers are incorrect yall feel free to correct it.

[Murfdogg21 4398]

3 hours ago, El Squared said:

As us woodworkers say: “Wood is good, good wood is great!”

Off the wood, sip! And UNCOVER dammit!

[Scarlett 103]

3 hours ago, Bill Lumbergh said:

It really never gets old.

So true. I watch it multiple times every time it’s posted & still crack up.

[Scarlett 103]

2 hours ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

So, for the last two years, this team has had to bus or fly home on the losing end…..bet these were fun trips.

Well, if the rumors of players getting high in the locker room after games are true….

[Funk Doctor Spock 11709]

8 hours ago, DFW Horn said:

It's amusing to me that aggy thinks @ Pyle is a "tough road game".

I'll never understand this, either. Also, "best fan base in CFB" 

Delusional morons. It's a myth that has been busted, yet they keep telling themselves it's "tough". K, aggy. If it's so tough then why are you a mediocre program since 1939?

[Longboard Horn 39896]

 

[Frank Drebin 5361]

9 hours ago, Lhorn said:

I think they beat Mizzou in Columbia in 2021.  Also Colorado earlier that year.  They’ve beat Arky but those were at Jerry’s World.  
 

No road or conference road wins in 2022 or 2023. 

They have not had back to back winning records in conference since 1998.

That is amazing.  Shows you how much they pad their record by playing South Carolina every year and usually 4 cream puffs in nonconference.

Edited September 12 by Frank Drebin

[Mantis Toboggan, MD 1495]

[jet black 179]

3 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

 

 

Another one that never gets old

Edited September 12 by jet black

[alincoln 2350]

There are 8 ranked teams in the SEC (GA, AL, TX, MISS, OK, TN, MO, LSU).

Aggy is the only unranked team to play only 3 ranked teams (TX, LSU, MO) and gets them all at home (so does LSU).

LSU, MISS, and TN also play only 3 ranked SEC teams. 

TX only plays 2 ranked SEC teams.

 

[Orange&White 5506]

18 minutes ago, alincoln said:

There are 8 ranked teams in the SEC (GA, AL, TX, MISS, OK, TN, MO, LSU).

Aggy is the only unranked team to play only 3 ranked teams (TX, LSU, MO) and gets them all at home (so does LSU).

LSU, MISS, and TN also play only 3 ranked SEC teams. 

TX only plays 2 ranked SEC teams.

 

What did those numbers look like before the first games were played?

It's not Texas' fault that the aggies cannot keep themselves ranked.

Edited September 12 by Orange&White

[alincoln 2350]

That’s kind of the point.  They would have the easiest SEC schedule if Texas sucked instead of aggy.  

[TrashMaster G 17297]

3 hours ago, Frank Drebin said:

They have not had back to back winning records in conference since 1998.

That is amazing.  Shows you how much they pad their record by playing South Carolina every year and usually 4 cream puffs in nonconference.

Not accurate.  They had winning records in the B12 in '97, '98, '99, and '00

[alincoln 2350]

In addition, 5 of the other unranked SEC teams play 5 ranked SEC teams and the other 2 (Auburn and KY) play 3 ranked SEC teams on the road and only 1 at home.

aggy has the easiest schedule of the bottom half of the SEC and it’s not particularly close.

[Frank Drebin 5361]

3 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Not accurate.  They had winning records in the B12 in '97, '98, '99, and '00

[TKthunder2 4959]

42 minutes ago, alincoln said:

There are 8 ranked teams in the SEC (GA, AL, TX, MISS, OK, TN, MO, LSU).

Aggy is the only unranked team to play only 3 ranked teams (TX, LSU, MO) and gets them all at home (so does LSU).

LSU, MISS, and TN also play only 3 ranked SEC teams. 

TX only plays 2 ranked SEC teams.

 

So whose fault is it that aggy isn’t ranked which is the cause of both of these…

[NeverMarryAStripper 21765]

I think aggy is tanking this season on purpose just to help their narrative that UT has an easy SEC schedule

[alincoln 2350]

MO also only plays 2 ranked teams while LSU, Ole Miss and TN only play 3.  

Texas has arguably the easiest SEC schedule but it’s close to 5 other teams in the conference, including aggy.

 

[Vertigo 20208]

9 minutes ago, alincoln said:

MO also only plays 2 ranked teams while LSU, Ole Miss and TN only play 3.  

Texas has arguably the easiest SEC schedule but it’s close to 5 other teams in the conference, including aggy.

 

Aggy keeps bitching about an easy SEC schedule completely ignoring the fact that we just went and beat a top 10 team on the road. I guess that doesn't count since they are B1G and can't possibly have been as challenging as losing to Notre Dame at home who lost to NIU a week later.  

[Deej 76218]

1 hour ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

I think aggy is tanking this season on purpose just to help their narrative that UT has an easy SEC schedule

It's aggy. They are probably thinking they get the number one draft pick.

[Hagbard Celine 10554]

1 hour ago, Vertigo said:

Aggy keeps bitching about an easy SEC schedule completely ignoring the fact that we just went and beat a top 10 team on the road. I guess that doesn't count since they are B1G and can't possibly have been as challenging as losing to Notre Dame at home who lost to NIU a week later.  

that post is illegal, sir

you used facts to say negative things about aggy

olin and pat have filed a freedom of information

[Tex Long 4291]

Not a derail, just a bit of clarification. This is from late August in the "tell me about 0U" thread.

Quote

 

• We [Texas and 0U] hate each other but can respect each other.  I think they [secsecsec] don't understand that.  We hate the aggies but don't respect them at all.  That's the difference.

 

 

[closetojumping 62010]

For anyone thinking about the game this weekend, Florida will not have 7 of their top 8 DBs, their top WR is out, and their best DL, Searcy, is "questionable". On paper, it looks like Florida is outgunned with those injuries, honestly. If Weigatron can't throw for 300+ and several TDs this weekend, when is that idiot going to do it?