Tell Me About Texas a&m

[MonkeyDoughnut 10,009]

11 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

if true then where did the noise come from that it happened on a qb sneak against domer?

none of this computes

That's when he got popped on the shoulder and dropped...also when he threw up after the next play

[Doc Daneeka 6,768]

1 hour ago, Frank Drebin said:

They would probably be better off with Fred Mertz at QB

I’d take Ethel and the points.  

[Vertigo 20,208]

6 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

That's when he got popped on the shoulder and dropped...also when he threw up after the next play

Honestly, if he got hurt on a QB sneak then this kid is made of glass. The physics of that play make it almost impossible for the defense to get a square shot on the QB. At worst, he just gets piled on by a few guys. If he got hurt on that play, then the first real hit he took he might just shatter on the field.

[Hagbard Celine 10,557]

6 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

That's when he got popped on the shoulder and dropped...also when he threw up after the next play

then why did he play last week?   14 throws with an upper body injury a week earlier that only now prevents him from starting?

esipn as of 3 hours ago reporting weigman "game time decision"

[Vertuzzi 1,304]

1 minute ago, Hagbard Celine said:

then why did he play last week?   14 throws with an upper body injury a week earlier that only now prevents him from starting?

esipn as of 3 hours ago reporting weigman "game time decision"

I hope he’s out. I have a large bet on Florida ML. 

[Armybrat 40,559]

1 hour ago, Frank Drebin said:

They would probably be better off with Fred Mertz at QB

Lucy kicked Fred’s ass back in the day.

[Doc Daneeka 6,768]

Just now, Vertigo said:

Honestly, if he got hurt on a QB sneak then this kid is made of glass. The physics of that play make it almost impossible for the defense to get a square shot on the QB. At worst, he just gets piled on by a few guys. If he got hurt on that play, then the first real hit he took he might just shatter on the field.

Like I said, he makes Ash look like Cal Ripken. 

I mean, in a way it sucks, because I’d like to see them fail from pure incompetence and rotten culture rather than injuries. 

[Armybrat 40,559]

49 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

Gameday says it's an upper body injury. Probably from jerkin it too much. Marcel Reed might be the starter today. 

Or else sore vocal cords from trying to sound like a hood rat.

Edited September 14 by Armybrat
/racist

[MonkeyDoughnut 10,009]

3 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

then why did he play last week?   14 throws with an upper body injury a week earlier that only now prevents him from starting?

esipn as of 3 hours ago reporting weigman "game time decision"

Risk/reward against McNeese. He needed an easy game and odds of McNeese getting too him was low. Not going to list him as questionable because injury "could" heal and don't need a target.

This week I think it's more of a gamesmanship to make Florida scheme for two QBs.

[DaggerHorns 3,044]

50 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

Gameday says it's an upper body injury. Probably from jerkin it too much. Marcel Reed might be the starter today. 

Yeah, if you have to fill all of those jars of jizz, you’re bound to have an issue. 

[Hagbard Celine 10,557]

esipn 2 hours ago

Florida coach Billy Napier told ESPN that Mertz would be the first quarterback on the field and that Lagway would play specific possessions each half and certain plays throughout possessions.

[coachherman'sgrill 1,787]

Their mind is broke from not able to understand that The Weg is hurt

[MissingInAction 24,431]

Chatgpt hate game is strong.

"repeat that last observation but add more hate for Texas a&m"

Texas A&M’s road losing streak of 10 consecutive games is nothing short of embarrassing for a program that fancies itself a serious contender. Despite their deep-pocketed boosters and constant talk of competing at the highest level, they haven’t managed to win on the road since October 16, 2021, when they scraped by Missouri. And it's not just a bad run — their 4-12 record away from Kyle Field since 2021 paints a picture of a team that’s consistently outmatched when it steps outside its comfort zone(
Saturday Down South
)(
Texas Football
).

Meanwhile, teams like Kent State are dealing with a broader overall losing streak, yet A&M’s struggles seem even more pitiful considering the resources and expectations around their program. This road ineptitude is a testament to the gap between what Texas A&M promises and what it delivers, especially compared to smaller schools that, despite their losing ways, aren't swimming in the same level of hype or cash.

[Scuba Saba 20]

No it's not fake, really him. Now about the Mercedes being paid for.  

[Doc Daneeka 6,768]

The reality that Texas might actually be better than UGA is starting to seep in around the edges. 

[MonkeyDoughnut 10,009]

Word is Wiggy is out, Reed getting the start 

First I've read the "throwing shoulder" being the problem.

 

Edited September 14 by MonkeyDoughnut

[DFW Horn 6,039]

Weigman is ass, my dude.

 

[MonkeyDoughnut 10,009]

Elko got some explaining to do... Where did this injury on throwing shoulder come from?

 

[Jkwellborn 6,601]

wtf was moose Muhammad doing on that play?

[linux 1,380]

Just now, Jkwellborn said:

wtf was moose Muhammad doing on that play?

Dude is a headcase

[jimmyjazz 45,211]

It was just a matter of time until Reed took over the reins and led A&M to the promised land.  (Clickety clack, motherfuckers.)

[bad_teammate 13,022]

QB2 is here and he's gonna save our bacon!

[BurntEyes 5,654]

52 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

It was just a matter of time until Reed took over the reins and led A&M to the promised land.  (Clickety clack, motherfuckers.)

Florida is vastly underrated and the best 2 loss team in the nation!!! Nobody goes into the swamp and rolls Florida. The SEC is going to come down to Georgia and Texum aggies. Mark it!!! 

Edited September 14 by BurntEyes

[Drew 2,267]

Yeah in b4 aggy claims this is the turning point in their season. 

[C-Man 26,755]

Clickety clack, clickety ckack, clickety clack

[Tex Pete 20,088]

4 hours ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Elko got some explaining to do... Where did this injury on throwing shoulder come from?

 

Elko lied. He was always starting the backup. 

[ChiTownDoc 20,907]

Rollercoaster already to the moon.  LFG

[Voluminous Banality 1,032]

On 9/1/2024 at 1:32 PM, Voluminous Banality said:

 

 

7 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

It was just a matter of time until Reed took over the reins and led A&M to the promised land.  (Clickety clack, motherfuckers.)

 

7 hours ago, bad_teammate said:

QB2 is here and he's gonna save our bacon!

 

5 hours ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Rollercoaster already to the moon.  LFG

 

This is going to be a special season. Week 3 and we've already witnessed the ascent of aggy's second generational quarterback. If Weigman had not irrevocably injured his shoulder during pregame warmups, the sky was the limit for him (Heisman, anyone?). But with Marcel Reed playing at this level, I don't see how Conner gets his job back. Reed is him.

[futureman 22,353]

Reed played well.  They’re definitely a better team with him on the field.  

[Rockethorn1978 6,059]

aggy:

qb1? Yea if he doesn’t get injured he’s a heisman quarterfinalist

qb2? If he starts we go 10-2

qb3? We win the natty if they unhide this diamond in the muff

[GhostOfTomJoad 9,252]

Aggy BIL called last night early in the 2nd half when he saw that Ewers was hurt, feigning concern.

BIL "oh, Manning will take some lumps even against a team like UTSA (where his son goes) but y'all shouldn't have any problems winning. How's he looking?"

Me "Arch has 2 TD passes and a 67 yard TD run so far. Sacked once."

BIL "Oh....well A&M finally has our QB sorted out. Reed should have been the starter from game one. Weigman is just not a nice person. That's why he can't lead the team (?). It's still going to be a long season but next year w/ Reed as the starter from the go, Katie bar the door."

Same as it ever was. My favorite part was the text I got from him later simply reading "Arch had 5 TDs?"

[deft 6,749]

He’s your bil. You don’t actually have to talk to him or like him.

[GhostOfTomJoad 9,252]

18 minutes ago, deft said:

He’s your bil. You don’t actually have to talk to him or like him.

And miss out on an endless supply of pure, uncut aggy tears?

Shit, my wife & I were only dating when he called me with a voice full of joy because he was ECSTATIC about the news that RC Slocum had just been replaced with Coach Fran. Followed by Sherman coming in to return aggy to their "blue collar roots." Then Sumlin who was gonna usher in a new era. The thrill of hiring a coach who "knew what it takes to win a championship" in Jimbo. And now Elko who is going to once again get them back to their "roots."

 

[WBT 20,280]

Blame it all on my roots...whoop!

[Leanderman 2,234]

"Blame it all on my roots...whoop!"

Gomers love their roots

[Newdoc 3,422]

1 hour ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

Same as it ever was. My favorite part was the text I got from him later simply reading "Arch had 5 TDs?"

They don't understand they are in a different tier now, as for most of their football program's existence.

[Horn Dogg 3,730]

Was this Florida game enough to make aggy think they are hot shit again?  Hopefully so because it will be fun to see multiple aggy heartbreaks this year.

[bad_teammate 13,022]

7 minutes ago, Horn Dogg said:

Was this Florida game enough to make aggy think they are hot shit again?

Online Aggies don't seem to have gone full hopium overdose, but a few Aggies in my life have. Reed would be undefeated. Weigman has actually always sucked. Elko's defense will dominate. LSU and Texas are gimmies. Mizzou is the only real battle left ahead. Bowling Green is actually a really good team that would go undefeated in the Big 12 and A&M will beat them by 4 TDs.

Reddit Ags, on the other hand, seem to be the most reasonable species in existence.

[Bevo&Pevo 4,932]

2 hours ago, deft said:

He’s your bil. You don’t actually have to talk to him or like him.

 

1 hour ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

And miss out on an endless supply of pure, uncut aggy tears?

Shit, my wife & I were only dating when he called me with a voice full of joy because he was ECSTATIC about the news that RC Slocum had just been replaced with Coach Fran. Followed by Sherman coming in to return aggy to their "blue collar roots." Then Sumlin who was gonna usher in a new era. The thrill of hiring a coach who "knew what it takes to win a championship" in Jimbo. And now Elko who is going to once again get them back to their "roots."

 

Keep your friends close.  Keep your enemies closer.  good strategy. 

[jimmyjazz 45,211]

Here's how I see it:

Northern Illinois > Notre Dame > A&M > Florida > Purdue > McNeese State

 

BUT BUT BUT now that Reed has taken over it's clear that the Ags would have beaten them all, so playoffs:

A&M > Northern Illinois > Notre Dame > Florida > Purdue > McNeese State

 

It's science.

 

 

Edited September 15 by jimmyjazz

[Drew 2,267]

2 hours ago, bad_teammate said:

Online Aggies don't seem to have gone full hopium overdose, but a few Aggies in my life have. Reed would be undefeated. Weigman has actually always sucked. Elko's defense will dominate. LSU and Texas are gimmies. Mizzou is the only real battle left ahead. Bowling Green is actually a really good team that would go undefeated in the Big 12 and A&M will beat them by 4 TDs.

Reddit Ags, on the other hand, seem to be the most reasonable species in existence.

This is exactly what I’d expect. 
 

they honestly think Texas is an easy win late 

[linux 1,380]

2 hours ago, bad_teammate said:

Reddit Ags, on the other hand, seem to be the most reasonable species in existence.

Cause they are hammered down hard if they act like real aggies.

[Hook1997 5,241]

Edited September 16 by Hook1997
The fact they included themselves is crazy…

[Fletch 5,798]

4 hours ago, Horn Dogg said:

Was this Florida game enough to make aggy think they are hot shit again?  Hopefully so because it will be fun to see multiple aggy heartbreaks this year.

Yes. aggy buddy thinks Reed is gonna lead them to 10 wins or whatever. 

[Doc Daneeka 6,768]

Self-awareness seems not to be a strong suit. 

[gofuckyourself 8,066]

And at least 5 of them said "Derrr YUP!"

[coachherman'sgrill 1,787]

Like the bottom poster said, it only took a day!

Clickety clack mofo

[InkaUtexas 24,933]

45 minutes ago, Doc Daneeka said:

Self-awareness seems not to be a strong suit. 

So is their Heisman hopeful. And I think UTSA could beat Florida.

[Doc Daneeka 6,768]

1 minute ago, InkaUtexas said:

So is their Heisman hopeful. And I think UTSA could beat Florida.

I doubt UTSA could beat Florida, but Florida does come to Austin, so that should be fun. 

[InkaUtexas 24,933]

1 minute ago, Doc Daneeka said:

I doubt UTSA could beat Florida, but Florida does come to Austin, so that should be fun. 

It was a joke. Like aggy.