Tell Me About Texas a&m

[closetojumping 62546]

Aggie boards and social media now starting to talk about Weigman not showing up to practice. Heisman candidate transfer incoming!  Dude is going to light the Big 12 on fire next year at Okie State. 

[texifornia 56862]

7 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Graham, I know you're monitoring this thread, so give Surly a shoutout in your next column!  And keep up the great work!

This kid is hilarious. 100% knows what he's doing and it's a pure troll job.

[TrashMaster G 17543]

9 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Aggie boards and social media now starting to talk about Weigman not showing up to practice. Heisman candidate transfer incoming!  Dude is going to light the Big 12 on fire next year at Okie State. 

Is Bowman finally retiring after this year?

[Hookem10 731]

bowman will transfer back to ttech and gracefully retire 

[DFW Horn 6123]

19 minutes ago, DoobieWah said:

Delmar Stadium is nicer. 

None of you assholes have been to Blizzard Stadium, huh?

[PilotsError 2286]

[ScottS 1061]

14 minutes ago, Hookem10 said:

bowman will transfer back to ttech and gracefully retire 

I assume it will be a "sign a 1 day contract" type of retirement a la Jerry Rice, LaDainian Tomlinson, and Emmitt Smith.

[89Horn 1513]

38 minutes ago, texifornia said:

This kid is hilarious. 100% knows what he's doing and it's a pure troll job.

It’s either a great troll job or he’s doing it simply to curry favor with aggy to get clicks.  Aggy is so gullible.  They lap up and believe without question any bit of praise as well as any Texas criticism both as completely accurate.

Edited September 25 by 89Horn

[WinningIsHard 4026]

37 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Aggie boards and social media now starting to talk about Weigman not showing up to practice. Heisman candidate transfer incoming!  Dude is going to light a ton of blunts and smoke them wherever he transfers to. Bruh. 

FIFY 

[Pimphand 5732]

 

 

[TOR 5528]

Top 5?  After they ran off Jimbo none of the top TWENTY five would take their sh1t job, some wouldn't even take their calls.  Elko was somewhere on the second page (after mike stoops) and he only got the job because he was the 1st one to say 'yes.'   They got turned down cold by every top coach to whom they reached out.  The "top 5" has no interest in taking that toxic sh1t job.

[campcrunk 2437]

3 hours ago, PilotsError said:

I can't tell y'all enough how much I LOVE the idea that aggy should hire outside consultants to do their next coaching search. I'm sure Korn Ferry would LOVE to take a crack at that particular job opening. Maybe they can even pay Steve Patterson to help out.

 

Then again, I'm not sure even Korn Ferry could fuck things up worse than John Sharp and his cadre of mongoloids 

[Funk Doctor Spock 12177]

Edwards and Breaston were absolute beasts. Sucks they didn't pan out in the NFL, but God damn they were a nightmare in college. Gave me heart problems. 

[Billy Pilgrim 1960]

On 9/23/2024 at 5:23 PM, Beau Vine said:

It's our favorite time of the week!

 

 

Looks like Kevin Arnold grew up and became an even bigger douche bag.

Edited September 25 by Billy Pilgrim

[Longboard Horn 40292]

[MissingInAction 25005]

"played for" works better than "won" , from a humiliation standpoint.

Is that the joke?

Edited September 25 by MissingInAction
That's the joke

[txhorns 2409]

3 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

"played for" works better than "won" , from a humiliation standpoint.

Is that the joke?

They played for a national title in baseball 4 months ago

[South Austin 52448]

5 hours ago, Billy Pilgrim said:

Looks like Kevin Arnold grew up and became an even bigger douche bag.

And at least Kevin bagged Winnie Cooper.  Graham faps to the thought of Winnie laughing at his small penis.

[PvilleStang 2875]

4 minutes ago, South Austin said:

And at least Kevin bagged Winnie Cooper.  Graham faps to the thought of Winnie laughing at his small penis.

You assume Graham is batting for that team, as well as which team's roster he's on...

[South Austin 52448]

1 minute ago, PvilleStang said:

You assume Graham is batting for that team, as well as which team's roster he's on...

Okay then, Graham faps to the thought of Paul laughing at his small penis.

[PvilleStang 2875]

4 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Okay then, Graham flicks the bean to the thought of Paul laughing at his gaping vag.

fify

[Armybrat 40822]

2 hours ago, txhorns said:

They played for a national title in baseball 4 months ago

But they shit themselves like a Hezbollah terrorist in a pager shop when that evil tu stole their corch.

[Born Burnt 6177]

15 hours ago, TOR said:

Wow, that is hideous.  Tully Stadium is nicer.

Spring Branch holla!

[gofuckyourself 8203]

SIAP but aggy Spurs fans are on the ledge that current and former Spurs came to the UTSA game, and had the audacity to fire off Smokey.

As a Spurs fan, I didn't think that win would get better, but here we are

[Horndog 2228]

 

So simple. The Search Committee gives them a list of Smart, Sark, DeBoer, Day, and Lanning. They just have to pick from that list.

And then convince any of them to leave their current school. 

[closetojumping 62546]

7 minutes ago, gofuckyourself said:

SIAP but aggy Spurs fans are on the ledge that current and former Spurs came to the UTSA game, and had the audacity to fire off Smokey.

As a Spurs fan, I didn't think that win would get better, but here we are

Geez. The aggie fanbase is loaded with weak-willed men. Ron Swanson would not approve. 

[Not a cat 5652]

8 minutes ago, Horndog said:

 

So simple. The Search Committee gives them a list of Smart, Sark, DeBoer, Day, and Lanning. They just have to pick from that list.

And then convince any of them to leave their current school. 

1. find current coach that already has a title that is willing to leave school where he won it.

2.  Sign him to long term guaranteed contract for obscene amount of money.

3.  Profit.

[gofuckyourself 8203]

20 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Geez. The aggie fanbase is loaded with weak-willed men. Ron Swanson would not approve. 

Oh quite the opposite, I'm sure he's highly principled.

I bet he burned all his Spurs merch and never attended a game when Johnny Moore, TJ, Cory Joseph, Lamarcus etc. played for them.

Edited September 25 by gofuckyourself
speling iz hard

[BurntEyes 5958]

24 minutes ago, Horndog said:

 

So simple. The Search Committee gives them a list of Smart, Sark, DeBoer, Day, and Lanning. They just have to pick from that list.

And then convince any of them to leave their current school. 

....For College Station

[BurntEyes 5958]

27 minutes ago, gofuckyourself said:

SIAP but aggy Spurs fans are on the ledge that current and former Spurs came to the UTSA game, and had the audacity to fire off Smokey.

As a Spurs fan, I didn't think that win would get better, but here we are

The best part of that is the conclusion that money he allegedly spends on tickets somehow contributed to them coming to the game and firing Smokey. 

That's a long way to logic... but it's aggie so... 

[DigglerontheHoof 21176]

aggy temper-tantrum boycotts are the best

[gofuckyourself 8203]

1 minute ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

aggy temper-tantrum boycotts are the best

I mean, what's left?

"What starts here, causes aggy to renounce previous affiliations all over the world."

[nnm 36344]

They didn't seem to have a problem when JFF was spending more time doing hookers and blow in Austin than classes or foosball in CS.

[Beau Vine 54206]

1 hour ago, Horndog said:

 

So simple. The Search Committee gives them a list of Smart, Sark, DeBoer, Day, and Lanning. They just have to pick from that list.

And then convince any of them to leave their current school. 

That would go about as well as their baseball coaching search went.

[hornian 5210]

1 minute ago, Beau Vine said:

That would go about as well as their baseball coaching search went.

So they would hire one of our assistants?

[markstanco 12571]

14 hours ago, closetojumping said:

Aggie boards and social media now starting to talk about Weigman not showing up to practice. Heisman candidate transfer incoming!  Dude is going to light the Big 12 on fire next year at Okie State. 

I read on a few posts on texags where they truly believe if Reed was the opening QB they would have beat ND.  Couldnt find anything on the no-show at practice, but maybe it was on 247 or similar. 

 

Also, 9/10ish of them on this thread going all in on "old man yells at crowd" because of "showboating".  One of the many reasons elite kids dont want to go there, because of the fans. https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3491772

[MAUFRAIS 6618]

Their players should act like they’ve been there. Emphasis on act.

[Armybrat 40822]

36 minutes ago, markstanco said:

I read on a few posts on texags where they truly believe if Reed was the opening QB they would have beat ND.  Couldnt find anything on the no-show at practice, but maybe it was on 247 or similar. 

 

Also, 9/10ish of them on this thread going all in on "old man yells at crowd" because of "showboating".  One of the many reasons elite kids dont want to go there, because of the fans. https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3491772

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12th Man Ag

11:21p, 9/21/24 

 

AG

 

 

 

 

Some of you don't remember 77-0. OU was kneeling the ball and we had dudes celebrating making a stop!

12th Man Ag sure opened a can o’ worms on that thread.

He & Infinity Ag are about to bet the ban hammer.

[markstanco 12571]

29 minutes ago, MAUFRAIS said:

Their players should act like they’ve been there. Emphasis on act.

So more like this?

[Hagbard Celine 10850]

this is from the AP article on sunday - i am 5 pages behind - i had no idea how close they were to losing - they went full aggy twice and barely won and just have to repost this for anyone else that is catching up

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 The Aggies gave up a 65-yard touchdown pass to tight end Harold Fannin Jr. on the first play of the second half and the Falcons cut the lead to three when they scored on a 40-yard reverse later in the third.

Bowling Green blocked a punt on the ensuing drive, but the Aggies held onto the lead when Jackson Kleather missed a 28-yard field goal.

They looked to have finally put the game away with about two minutes left when Marcus Ratcliffe grabbed an interception in the end zone. But Le’Veon Moss fumbled on the next play to give the Falcons another chance.

[jimmyjazz 45882]

3 hours ago, hornian said:

So they would hire one of our assistants?

Blake Gideon, come on down!

[Best served cold 150]

5 hours ago, Not a cat said:

1. find current coach that already has a title that is willing to leave school where he won it.

2.  Sign him to long term guaranteed contract for obscene amount of money.

3.  Profit.

I hear Mack Brown could be available soon. I mean, it mostly fits their criteria. Old, fat, senile coach who could be shown the door soon by his current employer. Seems like a perfect match. Bring out the orange slices!!

[lilMAC25 3788]

53 minutes ago, Best served cold said:

I hear Mack Brown could be available soon. I mean, it mostly fits their criteria. Old, fat, senile coach who could be shown the door soon by his current employer. Seems like a perfect match. Bring out the orange slices!!

Give Mack a chance to Fuck Texas over for the 3rd time (quitting recruiting in 06/07, blocking any chance at hiring Saban) and he might actually kill himself recruiting just to do it.

 

[Carl Spackler 3479]

I've come to the realization that the primary reason I have a pet peeve about the word "natty" is probably because 99% of those moronic douchebags use it regularly.  Some even capitalize it.

[rage-a-holic 4375]

10 minutes ago, Carl Spackler said:

I've come to the realization that the primary reason I have a pet peeve about the word "natty" is probably because 99% of those moronic douchebags use it regularly.  Some even capitalize it.

There are a couple of tards on this board that use "tuddy" all the time, which is much, much worse.

[Steel Shank 9421]

My boy Smitty and I think y’all are being dorks.

[TrashMaster G 17543]

22 minutes ago, rage-a-holic said:

There are a couple of tards on this board that use "tuddy" all the time, which is much, much worse.

Both a indications of douchebagness.

[Beau Vine 54206]

34 minutes ago, Carl Spackler said:

I've come to the realization that the primary reason I have a pet peeve about the word "natty" is probably because 99% of those moronic douchebags use it regularly.  Some even capitalize it.

Spoiler

NATTY

 

[Carl Spackler 3479]

21 minutes ago, rage-a-holic said:

There are a couple of tards on this board that use "tuddy" all the time, which is much, much worse.

I don't disagree.

 

5 minutes ago, Steel Shank said:

My boy Smitty and I think y’all are being dorks.

 

[nnm 36344]

4 minutes ago, Carl Spackler said:

I don't disagree.