Tell Me About Texas a&m

[Drew 2833]

2 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

No shit sherlock?

Yes I know. I posted it the first time. Try again 

[Vertigo 20461]

Oh man, watching these guys over rotate on beating a dogshit team is going to be fun. 

[Dennis Taylor 19284]

2 hours ago, Drew said:

Let me one up you with the most predictable post of all time 

 

 

[Mantis Toboggan, MD 1520]

When will the tshirts recounting the regular season game with the score be available for purchase at Aggie outfitters?

I still see these rubes wearing the LSU 74-72 shirts around

[Vic Mackey 47842]

Yeah posted. But obviously fake. 

No bro it's real. I was the Mizzou fan...

[Bookman 4754]

Texas A&M University's shellacking of Mizzou--one of the top teams in the entire country--was way more impressive than anything Texas has done. Weigman is just now getting a handle on Elko's "Runnin' Muumuu" Offense, and the result is the Ags are now on top of the SEC standings at 3-0. 

The last-second out-of-time against Notre Dame--one of the top teams in the entire country--seems so long ago. And did you see that Michigan lost yesterday to an unranked team? We should all be wary. There's a legitimate basis for voting A&M number one at this point. 

[LTtxfan 49905]

aggy turditions...

 

 

[Bill Lumbergh 7337]

What are the odds Graham has aggy #1 this week? 

He has to avoid having us there, and with Tennessee and Bama taking losses, he's running out of options.  Plus, aggy are the only 3-0 team in the sec, after all. 

My guess is he can't quite bring himself to do it and he has uga first again with aggy second as the only 3-0 team in the sec.

Texas will not break the top 5.

[Doc Daneeka 6791]

Just now, Bill Lumbergh said:

What are the odds Graham has aggy #1 this week? 

He has to avoid having us there, and with Tennessee and Bama taking losses, he's running out of options.  Plus, aggy are the only 3-0 team in the sec, after all. 

My guess is he can't quite bring himself to do it and he has uga first again with aggy second as the only 3-0 team in the sec.

Texas will not break the top 5.

I think you might have to drop Texas for not being active. Maybe move Arkansas and Vanderbilt up, but I don’t remember his “rankings” from last week. 

[South Austin 53151]

8 minutes ago, Bill Lumbergh said:

What are the odds Graham has aggy #1 this week? 

He has to avoid having us there, and with Tennessee and Bama taking losses, he's running out of options.  Plus, aggy are the only 3-0 team in the sec, after all. 

My guess is he can't quite bring himself to do it and he has uga first again with aggy second as the only 3-0 team in the sec.

Texas will not break the top 5.

He’ll drop Texas out of the top 5 because he heard somewhere that during a bye week practice Isiah Bond dropped a pass.

[Bill Lumbergh 7337]

7 minutes ago, South Austin said:

He’ll drop Texas out of the top 5 because he heard somewhere that during a bye week practice Isiah Bond dropped a pass.

Well, and we're bringing Quinn back.  Quinn has zero sec wins this season, so we should probably be at the bottom of the standings, tbh.

[bigcigar 1224]

4 hours ago, Bill Lumbergh said:

What are the odds Graham has aggy #1 this week? 

Not only will he have aggy 1, but he’ll say Texas will lose every remaining game (or might say we beat Florida)

[Bookman 4754]

49 minutes ago, bigcigar said:

Not only will he have aggy 1, but he’ll say Texas will lose every remaining game (or might say we beat Florida)

Football is a game of wins and losses, and A&M has a better win than Texas, and a better loss than Texas. That's a double advantage for the Aggies. 

[Focht Up 643]

They always have some really awesome losses.

[Dennis Taylor 19284]

Reposting from the game thread...aggy wonders why people think they are weird. The more you see of them the weirder they get

 

[Rockethorn1978 6203]

42 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Reposting from the game thread...aggy wonders why people think they are weird. The more you see of them the weirder they get

 

There’s a white,  black and Indian guy all in that pic. Whooppp!

[Hook1997 5486]

When they lose one of these next three games, which I’m pretty sure they will lose at least one.  The tears will be glorious.  I checked out Texags and they are 100% sure they are going to the playoffs now….  

[Revolution512 1512]

2 minutes ago, Hook1997 said:

When they lose one of these next three games, which I’m pretty sure they will lose at least one.  The tears will be glorious.  I checked out Texags and they are 100% sure they are going to the playoffs now….  

It’s pretty much a cakewalk to November

[The Ace of Aces 5366]

5 minutes ago, Hook1997 said:

When they lose one of these next three games, which I’m pretty sure they will lose at least one.  The tears will be glorious.  I checked out Texags and they are 100% sure they are going to the playoffs now….  

They’re gonna be a 1 loss team when we go to collie station. Their d is legit good and that schedule is dreck. 

[Lhorn 5079]

Definitely need to lock down The Elk with a big boy, long term contract extension.  

[Wishbone 4924]

7 minutes ago, The Ace of Aces said:

They’re gonna be a 1 loss team when we go to collie station. Their d is legit good and that schedule is dreck. 

I think they’ll be 2-3 losses. Then at least 3 when we’re done with them. They won’t beat LSU this year. I still think they find another loss somewhere and over achieve to get to their 8-4 standard.

Edited October 6 by Wishbone

[utee94 16065]

6 minutes ago, The Ace of Aces said:

They’re gonna be a 1 loss team when we go to collie station. Their d is legit good and that schedule is dreck. 

Eh, they lose to bad Miss State teams in Starkville all the time.  They lose to LSU frequently.  And they'll lose to us.  They are who we thought they were.

[Doc Daneeka 6791]

11 minutes ago, The Ace of Aces said:

They’re gonna be a 1 loss team when we go to collie station. Their d is legit good and that schedule is dreck. 

You could play QB for Missouri, since you didn’t see the receivers running open in their secondary, either. 

[Mantis Toboggan, MD 1520]

Definitely need to lock down The Elk with a big boy, long term contract extension.  

$75 million guaranteed is a nice round number

[Handcruser 2814]

57 minutes ago, The Ace of Aces said:

They’re gonna be a 1 loss team when we go to collie station. Their d is legit good and that schedule is dreck. 

Sir - are you aware of THE GRIND in the SEC?  

[Beau Vine 55812]

Is Wiggy back to being the Heisman favorite yet?

[Pimphand 6265]

1 hour ago, Lhorn said:

Definitely need to lock down The Elk with a big boy, long term contract extension.  

Hopefully LSU fires douche Kelly soon and that triggers panic in Collie Station.

[Hagbard Celine 11157]

1 hour ago, Lhorn said:

Definitely need to lock down The Elk with a big boy, long term contract extension.  

it needs to be CONCRETE

[WBT 20879]

They just won their first road game in 3 years but now they're going to sweep @Miss St, @ Souf Carolina  and @Auburn?

They'll lose 2 of those 3

Edited October 6 by WBT

[jimmyjazz 46964]

6 hours ago, Bookman said:

Football is a game of wins and losses, and A&M has a better win than Texas, and a better loss than Texas. That's a double advantage for the Aggies. 

This is genius.

[RomaVicta 30497]

Missed his nostril and damn near put his eye out.

[Topper13 3583]

[markstanco 12772]

They just won their first road game in 3 years but now they're going to sweep @Miss St, @ Souf Carolina  and @Auburn?
They'll lose 2 of those 3

They should win 2 of 3 at least. Maybe I am buying in on them. But the term Texas 8&4 is a thing every year.

[Pimphand 6265]

What's kinda funny is the ags best chance at making the SEC CG is for them & Texas to win out until 11/30 that would put Georgia at 6-2 and eliminated they would then be up against at best 7-1 Alabama which means they could lose to the dreaded Whorn t-sips and be subject to the SEC tiebreakers (and no I'm not going to calculate those stupid things).  If Bama should so happen to drop one of (SCar, @Tenner, Mizzou, @LSU, or @OU) then in that hypothetical we would both be guaranteed a rematch in the 404 which would probably melt the redneck intertrons.

While I do enjoy rubbing little brother's nose in dogshit about never making the SEC CG I do think having an all SWC royal rumble would be worth it (provided we win the fucking game of course)

[Tex Pete 21392]

2 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

I do think having an all SWC royal rumble would be worth

Fuck no

[Funk Doctor Spock 13120]

Their defense is good, not great. They'll get exposed by an actual team that can throw, and an o-line that is elite (us). They will get rag dolled by our entire line, and our defense is really good. Our DB'S will easiky take away whatever they trot out at WR, and Colin, Ethan Burke, Barryn Sorrell, Colton Vasek, will absolutely crush their QB. It's going to be real difficult when you are on your ass every play and coughing up the ball. Weigman will get sodomized. 

 

Also, their depth on the defense is not good. Bad DBs, bad NT/DT, safety is only Anderson, and their LBs are a laughing stock. Quinn will fuck their defense up. He will carve them up like a Christmas turkey. They're already dead, and it's not even Nov. 30th 

Edited October 7 by Funk Doctor Spock

[ousux 5635]

I think they’ll be 2-3 losses. Then at least 3 when we’re done with them. They won’t beat LSU this year. I still think they find another loss somewhere and over achieve to get to their 8-4 standard.

LSU isn't exactly setting the world on fire...either side of the ball. The aggy rollercoaster starts it's upward climb again, and it may be up to us to derail it.

[Updawg 2378]

LSU isn't exactly setting the world on fire...either side of the ball. The aggy rollercoaster starts it's upward climb again, and it may be up to us to derail it.

Would be fitting to do so

[Rholl 220]

Aggy thinks we have this crazy easy schedule????     Have they checked their own….. over hyped Misso LSU  and Horns….. am I missing something?

[Funk Doctor Spock 13120]

3 hours ago, Rholl said:

Aggy thinks we have this crazy easy schedule????     Have they checked their own….. over hyped Misso LSU  and Horns….. am I missing something?

Well is easy because they're on ir

[DFW Horn 6637]

6 hours ago, Rholl said:

Aggy thinks we have this crazy easy schedule????     Have they checked their own….. over hyped Misso LSU  and Horns….. am I missing something?

Yes, and our BMDs money-whipped Commissioner Sankey to stack the deck in our favor Year 1.

You know. aggy logic

[Armybrat 41312]

12 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

Missed his nostril and damn near put his eye out.

aggy engineering major.

[thunderlounge 8318]

9 hours ago, Pimphand said:

While I do enjoy rubbing little brother's nose in dogshit about never making the SEC CG I do think having an all SWC royal rumble would be worth it (provided we win the fucking game of course)

 

[Doc Daneeka 6791]

There’s something to be said for beating them twice in a season, but there’s more to be said for humiliating them in their own stadium as part of continuing their streak of no championship game appearances, imo. If it knocks them out of the playoff picture, that would be fine, too. 

[Not a cat 5804]

Where the hell are that little teenager's SEC rankings?  It's the only reason I check this thread anymore.

[Handcruser 2814]

Aggy will be #1. There is no doubt.

I predict:
Aggy
Georgia
Alabama
Tennessee
Ole Miss
Ark
Texas

[Beau Vine 55812]

Special treat for @Todd Gack:

Spoiler

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Power ranking the SEC after week 6: #6 - Texas
The Longhorns benefitted in the AP rankings from the bye week, but they occupy the same spot in this week’s power rankings. Their resume, which seemed to be one of the nation’s best early on, now looks significantly different, given how Michigan has been playing.

Funnily enough, Red River could be the easiest remaining game on the schedule for the Longhorns. Games that were originally thought to be cakewalks in Vanderbilt, Kentucky, and Arkansas now all look a lot more intimidating.

Of course, they still avoid Ole Miss, Tennessee, and Alabama. But don’t be surprised if one of these games that fans are probably overlooking at the moment turns out to be too close for comfort, especially given some of the issues Texas has had with the ground game.

I don’t expect Red River to be particularly close, but the Longhorns are staring down the barrel of a visit from Georgia the following week. This will be an interesting couple of weeks down in Austin.

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Power ranking the SEC after week 6: #2 - Texas A&M
The Aggies finally looked like the team that we all thought they might over this offseason. The remarkable balance and high-level offensive output against what had, up until that point, been a completely stellar defense was mesmerizing to watch.

Conner Weigman had a triumphant return to form that silenced all the doubters. He was magnificent throwing the ball against a stingy Missouri defense, completing over 80% of his passes—many of which were downfield into tough coverage, it should be said—and going for 12.5 YPA.

The run game held up their end of the bargain as well. Le’Veon Moss has emerged as a formidable threat in this Aggie rushing attack, with Amari Daniels and EJ Smith complementing his skillset well.

This is to say nothing yet of the A&M defense. Will Lee could be an all-SEC cornerback. Nic Scourton is more than likely an all-SEC defensive end. The linebacker play continues to improve, as the oft-maligned Scooby Williams just keeps putting together good snaps, and Daymion Sanford is coming into his own.

A&M is in a great spot headed into the bye week. A test from LSU on October 26 after a trip to Starkville the week before will be very telling for the long-term viability of this Aggie team, but consider me bullish.

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Power ranking the SEC after week 6: #1 - Georgia
The Bulldogs reclaim their spot at the top of the rankings. It was a very close race last week, of course, given just how tight that game between them and the Tide was, even after four turnovers by UGA.

Smart’s squad dealt much better with their letdown game than the Tide did with theirs, of course. Auburn did enough to make things scary in the first half, pulling within a score at one point, but the Bulldogs eventually imposed their will on the game.

Now, UGA has an off week to get themselves together before a trip down to the SEC’s most middling venue in Austin. This is probably not a true must-win for the Bulldogs, but it’s approaching that territory given that they already have a loss on their ledger.

The physicality up front is improving for the Bulldogs. I’m loving what I’m seeing out of Nate Frazier, the young tailback. The defense has some issues on the back end that could prove problematic on October 19, it should be said, but UGA still looks like they’re the most complete team in the conference at the moment.

 

[Doc Daneeka 6791]

They’re really good with math. A string of 60% chance to win means they’ll win them all. 
 

 

[BlueGreySky 1063]

Drink up, aggy.  Drink up.

Edited October 7 by BlueGreySky

[Pimphand 6265]

15 minutes ago, Doc Daneeka said:

They’re really good with math. A string of 60% chance to win means they’ll win them all. 

And that's why the aggycoaster is undefeated.  We need them to get irrationally exuberant it leads to our greatest happiness.