Tell Me About Texas a&m

[PvilleStang 2856]

27 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

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Man, has anyone confirmed this Pat character actually exists?  That they have a pulse or an IQ above 75?

[Doc Daneeka 6769]

1 minute ago, PvilleStang said:

Man, has anyone confirmed this Pat character actually exists?  That they have a pulse or an IQ above 75?

This guy is borderline genius. 

[Magus Ossis 2784]

Just now, Doc Daneeka said:

This guy is borderline genius. 

Idoit Sabant

[Todd Gack 431]

35 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Special treat for @Todd Gack:

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[Gaffords 755]

1 minute ago, Doc Daneeka said:

This guy is borderline genius. 

Smart enough to get a headstart at downplaying out throttling of OU this weekend and set aggy up to claim the #1 spot after we take care of Georgia the following...brilliant!  Can't wait to see how he navigates the woodshed we give aggy in collie station.

[Beau Vine 54052]

40 minutes ago, Doc Daneeka said:

They’re really good with math. A string of 60% chance to win means they’ll win them all. 
 

 

60.2% + 61.2% = 121.4%.  aggy has a 121% chance of winning both games, ya stoopid sip!

[gofuckyourself 8164]

So being dumb to all the various permutations, aggy can make the SEC championship and play us, correct?

Even after we inevitably eviscerate them in Coward Station?

If so, I'm almost on board to just have them make it.

I'd still rather they get humiliated by Miss State and others along the way, but having them get that far, to their "First-ever SEC Championship game" and then get destroyed by Texas (again) would be just *chef's kiss* for our first year in the SEC.

[HtownHorn 14581]

17 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

60.2% + 61.2% = 121.4%.  aggy has a 121% chance of winning both games, ya stoopid sip!

[BigHornedLurker 1910]

8 minutes ago, gofuckyourself said:

So being dumb to all the various permutations, aggy can make the SEC championship and play us, correct?

Even after we inevitably eviscerate them in Coward Station?

If so, I'm almost on board to just have them make it.

I'd still rather they get humiliated by Miss State and others along the way, but having them get that far, to their "First-ever SEC Championship game" and then get destroyed by Texas (again) would be just *chef's kiss* for our first year in the SEC.

They are at the top of the SEC in standing right now, still plenty of paths forward for them as of today 

Doors will likely start slamming in their face through the month of October, resulting in some angry gomers adjusting back down to Earth 

Edited October 7 by BigHornedLurker

[orangebird 1079]

On 10/4/2024 at 2:52 AM, Tex Pete said:

Nothing beats Dollar Bill telling the aggy faithful that they could no longer bring their bass boat seats in to use as stadium seats because they’re too big. Fucking morons. 

Toss-up between that or the updates about bat shit in the stairwells.

[Cairn Horn88 8242]

13 hours ago, Rholl said:

Aggy thinks we have this crazy easy schedule????     Have they checked their own….. over hyped Misso LSU  and Horns….. am I missing something?

Texas plays  OU, Ga, and at Vandy

aggy gets a bye, LSU at home, and at SCar  

Their schedule is easier than ours....not a debate.

[Doc Daneeka 6769]

How it started: The SEC is a meat grinder and any team can win on any Saturday. 

How it’s going: Upsets happen because the sips are a cancer on the conference. 

 

[TrashMaster G 17445]

2 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Texas plays  OU, Ga, and at Vandy

aggy gets a bye, LSU at home, and at SCar  

Their schedule is easier than ours....not a debate.

Counterpoint: We get to play aggy. They have to play Texas.

[Drew 2376]

3 hours ago, Handcruser said:

Aggy will be #1. There is no doubt.

I predict:
Aggy
Georgia
Alabama
Tennessee
Ole Miss
Ark
Texas

OH definitely putting Vandy above Texas too.

[Drew 2376]

3 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

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2 hours ago, Doc Daneeka said:

They’re really good with math. A string of 60% chance to win means they’ll win them all. 
 

 

"already secured"?  All it takes is a loss to Texas to knock them out most likely.

1 hour ago, gofuckyourself said:

So being dumb to all the various permutations, aggy can make the SEC championship and play us, correct?

Even after we inevitably eviscerate them in Coward Station?

If so, I'm almost on board to just have them make it.

I'd still rather they get humiliated by Miss State and others along the way, but having them get that far, to their "First-ever SEC Championship game" and then get destroyed by Texas (again) would be just *chef's kiss* for our first year in the SEC.

Beating them in Back to Back weeks and knocking them OUT of the playoffs is actually MUCH more enticing than them losing another 2 games before we go to Pyle Field.

That would be the most crushing way to end it of for them...7-0 in conference, thinking they're gonna take down the fraudulent Sips, only to lose, at home.

 

But that's okay!  They're going to the SEC title Game! and will assuredly have a playoff spot locked up!

 

Until they get run again and, and 3 other SEC teams make it over them.

6 minutes ago, Doc Daneeka said:

How it started: The SEC is a meat grinder and any team can win on any Saturday. 

How it’s going: Upsets happen because the sips are a cancer on the conference. 

 

Like Clock work.

"You can't handle a meat grinder schedule in the SEC"

"Oh wow, you got a weak schedule!  Even in the mighty SEC!!!"

"Of course the conference fell apart"

[Hagbard Celine 10797]

2 hours ago, PvilleStang said:

Man, has anyone confirmed this Pat character actually exists?  That they have a pulse or an IQ above 75?

pat's 247 blog posts started pre-season of 22

a forensic analysis of his content from 22 and 23 might reveal something

[Wiler77 1558]

3 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

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I mean, this dude calls out that Texas avoids Ole Miss, Tennessee, and Alabama in the same article he ranks 7 of the Aggy opponents in the bottom half of the conference.  Who had the easy schedule?

[Doc Daneeka 6769]

Just now, Wiler77 said:

I mean, this dude calls out that Texas avoids Ole Miss, Tennessee, and Alabama in the same article he ranks 7 of the Aggy opponents in the bottom half of the conference.  Who had the easy schedule?

The sips. Didn’t you read it?

[utee94 15751]

Just now, Wiler77 said:

I mean, this dude calls out that Texas avoids Ole Miss, Tennessee, and Alabama in the same article he ranks 7 of the Aggy opponents in the bottom half of the conference.  Who had the easy schedule?

I know right?  Pure genius! A Master Troll!

 

 

 

 

[South Austin 52204]

3 minutes ago, utee94 said:

I know right?  Pure genius! A Master Troll!

I've narrowed Graham Harmon down to @Bill Lumbergh and @closetojumping.

[TrashMaster G 17445]

12 minutes ago, Wiler77 said:

I mean, this dude calls out that Texas avoids Ole Miss, Tennessee, and Alabama in the same article he ranks 7 of the Aggy opponents in the bottom half of the conference.  Who had the easy schedule?

Are you expecting logic?

[Bill Brasky 1439]

this guy(?) is playing 4d chess while the rest of the world is playing checkers 

[Armybrat 40759]

23 minutes ago, Bill Brasky said:

this guy(?) is playing Twister while the rest of the world is playing checkers 

Fify

[PvilleStang 2856]

32 minutes ago, Bill Brasky said:

this guy(?) is playing tic tac toe while the rest of the world is playing chess

fify

[jimmyjazz 45630]

1 hour ago, Drew said:

Beating them in Back to Back weeks and knocking them OUT of the playoffs is actually MUCH more enticing than them losing another 2 games before we go to Pyle Field.

Unfortunately, the odds of the SEC runner-up missing the playoffs are essentially zero.

[Lhorn 4904]

Fucking LOL.  Every team ahead of us has a loss, some of them in humiliating fashion and we just can’t move up.   
We’re fixin to get passed by some 2 loss teams if we don’t blow out OU.

 

Priceless.  
 

[Drew 2376]

9 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Unfortunately, the odds of the SEC runner-up missing the playoffs are essentially zero.

I would hope back to back drubbings by Texas(in this scenario) giving them 3 losses on the season would give the committee pause.  Make the right call, like leaving FSU out last year, you know...for reasons.

[Not a cat 5623]

11 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Unfortunately, the odds of the SEC runner-up missing the playoffs are essentially zero.

Or they get in as a nice little 8 or 9 seed and we beat them 3 times in a row, each time in more humiliating fashion.

[Doc Daneeka 6769]

14 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Unfortunately, the odds of the SEC runner-up missing the playoffs are essentially zero.

I think 10-3 with two curb stompings to end the year would lead to a very non-zero chance. 

Edit : To be clear, this is only a hypothetical. 

Edited October 7 by Doc Daneeka

[Pimphand 5652]

https://texags.com/s/62309/press-conference-elko-aggies-react-to-suffocating-victory-over-mizzou

TME is not happy with the potbanging ags out there.  May not quite have been the I'm a man I'm 40 come after me rant but still.

Take that potbangers the sunshine pumps ride again! Coo coo cachoo!

[Guadaloopy 10938]

41 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

https://texags.com/s/62309/press-conference-elko-aggies-react-to-suffocating-victory-over-mizzou

TME is not happy with the potbanging ags out there.  May not quite have been the I'm a man I'm 40 come after me rant but still.

Take that potbangers the sunshine pumps ride again! Coo coo cachoo!

Ooooohhh... he dropped an F-bomb in his opening statement.  He's a "real one."

[Drew 2376]

51 minutes ago, Doc Daneeka said:

I think 10-3 with two curb stompings to end the year would lead to a very non-zero chance. 

Edit : To be clear, this is only a hypothetical. 

yeah that's what I was thinking.  In this hypothetical situation, the people picking the at large may take it under consideration.

[TheStoicPaisano 9905]

 

[Drew 2376]

Wut...

[demos 2993]

If you’re going to do that, just change it back to ETSU

[Doc Daneeka 6769]

East Texas A&M State, imo. 

[Doc Daneeka 6769]

They’re not good at math. In the referenced projection, Texas has a 28% chance of winning out, A&M has a 6% chance. He’d bet his life on the 6%.

 

 

 

Edited October 7 by Doc Daneeka

[Funk Doctor Spock 12113]

7 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

60.2% + 61.2% = 121.4%.  aggy has a 121% chance of winning both games, ya stoopid sip!

Doing the lords work 

[Funk Doctor Spock 12113]

5 hours ago, Drew said:

"already secured"?  All it takes is a loss to Texas to knock them out most likely.

Beating them in Back to Back weeks and knocking them OUT of the playoffs is actually MUCH more enticing than them losing another 2 games before we go to Pyle Field.

That would be the most crushing way to end it of for them...7-0 in conference, thinking they're gonna take down the fraudulent Sips, only to lose, at home.

 

But that's okay!  They're going to the SEC title Game! and will assuredly have a playoff spot locked up!

 

Until they get run again and, and 3 other SEC teams make it over them.

Like Clock work.

"You can't handle a meat grinder schedule in the SEC"

"Oh wow, you got a weak schedule!  Even in the mighty SEC!!!"

"Of course the conference fell apart"

Absolute perfection. Are you sure you're not aggy? It's a little TOO perfect...

[Foggy Notion 1202]

Can someone explain how is Commerce in East Texas?

[DaggerHorns 3063]

7 minutes ago, Foggy Notion said:

Can someone explain how is Commerce in East Texas?

Thank you for your question. I got this.

Assume Austin is central Texas. Draw a line north and south (up and down) with one of your crayons. Be sure to use a dark one so that it shows up good on your map in your social studies book.

Go ahead and assume everything right of the line is “East” and assume everything left of the line is “West.”

Now, find Commerce, TX. Is Commerce, right if the line or left of the line?

 

 

 

 

Answer key: Commerce is right of the line. This makes it on the “East” half of Texas. 

Edited October 8 by DaggerHorns
Ballz

[Jkwellborn 6670]

Yeah it’s like 100 miles in or something.

[GreenspointTexas 9568]

18 minutes ago, Foggy Notion said:

Can someone explain how is Commerce in East Texas?

Its east of dallas?

[jimmyjazz 45630]

23 minutes ago, Foggy Notion said:

Can someone explain how is Commerce in East Texas?

Well, it's not in west Texas.

[Foggy Notion 1202]

Ok. So San Antonio and Brownsville are in east Texas. Got it. Thanks for the geography lesson guys. 

[Bill Lumbergh 7171]

5 hours ago, South Austin said:

I've narrowed Graham Harmon down to @Bill Lumbergh and @closetojumping.

Nice try, Graham. 

[Bill Lumbergh 7171]

On 10/6/2024 at 7:39 AM, Bill Lumbergh said:

What are the odds Graham has aggy #1 this week? 

He has to avoid having us there, and with Tennessee and Bama taking losses, he's running out of options.  Plus, aggy are the only 3-0 team in the sec, after all. 

My guess is he can't quite bring himself to do it and he has uga first again with aggy second as the only 3-0 team in the sec.

Texas will not break the top 5.

Georgia #1.

Aggy #2.

Texas not in top 5.

Maybe I actually am Graham.

[South Austin 52204]

1 minute ago, Bill Lumbergh said:

Nice try, Graham. 

I’m not Graham, but I did drop you several spots in my Surly rankings because you post against weaker competition.

[jw4381 3068]

26 minutes ago, Foggy Notion said:

Ok. So San Antonio and Brownsville are in east Texas. Got it. Thanks for the geography lesson guys. 

[Steel Shank 9417]

Save my life I'm going down for the last time

Woman with the sweet lovin' better than a white line

Bring a good feelin' ain't had in such a long time

Save my life I'm going down for the last time