Tell Me About Texas a&m

[nnm 36,209]

25 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

And I am 99.9% sure are quaccinated so have fun with the mark of the sheep. Stay away from aggy unless you consent.

Take that crap to the cloak room

Edited October 12 by nnm

[Pimphand 5,651]

4 minutes ago, nnm said:

Thanks that crap to the cloak room

Thanks!

[coachherman'sgrill 2,044]

Asking the real questions! Hopefully this post somehow makes someone turn it into a jersey response or a comment about how a modern day man should dress. 

Reading their board, there is a rising consensus that they blow out the next 2 games and will not only go to the conference game but will be in the CFP. 

[Hook1997 5,331]

😂 the rollercoaster has already hit the point where they actually think they are the best team in the sec I’m pretty sure.  All because they beat a Missouri team that will finish with four losses probably.  

[Drew 2,374]

“Both of these teams suck…we beat either easily”

 

umm sure Jan. 

[Bullneck 19,029]

[Drew 2,374]

Guess that’s better than being stuck in the middle of the SEC and never haven’t a change to win it. 

[Hook1997 5,331]

6 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

I wish the sec would figure out a schedule where everyone has to play everyone on a regular schedule, I don’t know once every four years at least…. But that might never actually happen because conference is pick and choose bs scheduling long before they add two more teams to schedule.  OU would whip them most years and it might be a toss up this year with OU’s defense vs their offense.  

Edited October 12 by Hook1997

[rage-a-holic 4,312]

47 minutes ago, Hook1997 said:

😂 the rollercoaster has already hit the point where they actually think they are the best team in the sec I’m pretty sure.  All because they beat a Missouri team that will finish with four losses probably.  

in the last 25 years, aggy is 3-11 vs ou, including that 77-0 assfucking. 

[Horn Dogg 3,821]

14 minutes ago, rage-a-holic said:

in the last 25 years, aggy is 3-11 vs ou, including that 77-0 assfucking. 

aggy doesn’t always tell you the truth 

[Blotto 23,460]

I skimmed their thread on our game and saw numerous posts where they were asserting they are easily the better team. Can't wait to skullfuck those slapdicks in their shithole kroger stadium. Its gonna be glorious. And then come next spring....

the cycle begins anew.

[Drew 2,374]

Yeah I knew the first quarter performance and Quinn’s struggles would give them some life.  
 

Didnt realize they’d run so far with them. 

[Lhorn 4,904]

Does the #1 team in the nation dominating a ranked opponent deserve to crack Graham Harmon’s SEC power ranking top 5 this week?

 

The way he shat on OU so hard before this game (it’s almost like they’re worse than Bowling Green) makes me think this isn’t our week. 

[deft 6,806]

No. We’re probably going to drop.

[rage-a-holic 4,312]

We may move ahead of Miss St. to #15 in the SEC but that would be generous after such a pathetic showing today.

[nnm 36,209]

Surely UGA deserves to drop below the almighty TAMU, given UGA’s struggle against MissSU, only winning by 10, while TAMU destroyed bye. Nobody dominates a bye week like TAMU. 

Edited October 13 by nnm

[notre dame joe 175]

ABC announcer just complimented us on rallying back after our opening loss to Texas A&M.  SEC bias has gone into AI territory. 

[rage-a-holic 4,312]

4 minutes ago, notre dame joe said:

ABC announcer just complimented us on rallying back after our opening loss to Texas A&M.  SEC bias has gone into AI territory. 

damn, I forgot we lost their Spring Game again

[Bookman 4,620]

Mississippi State on the road is certainly no gimme for the Aggies. 

[Wulaw Horn 18,996]

Those fucking cocksuckers are dining out on the reputation of a bunch of overrated hilly billy, sister fucking morons. 
We show up and are the only undefeated team right now. We beat Bama at Bama by 10 last year which none of them have done in like 20 years. Pretty sure we will be the first non Bama team to beat Georgia this week in line this century. 

Texas gonna roll in, dickslap the entire conference and those mongoloids will come up with some story where whatever we did is so much less than their incessant mediocrity for the entire history of their second rate university. 

Or, as I call it “Tuesday”. 

Edited October 13 by Wulaw Horn

[Jkwellborn 6,670]

So, Texas and aggy have the same conference record now. Will they still be #1? lol

[DaysOff 7,911]

They're 3-0.

[Laxtonto 12,049]

 

 

[coachherman'sgrill 2,044]

2 minutes ago, Laxtonto said:

 

 

Hopefully a GA is adding that to the Ags season totals as I type

[BigHornedLurker 1,909]

18 minutes ago, Jkwellborn said:

So, Texas and aggy have the same conference record now. Will they still be #1? lol

Yes. They are 3-0 and we are 2-0

 

Click clackity 

[TrashMaster G 17,433]

2 hours ago, Lhorn said:

Does the #1 team in the nation dominating a ranked opponent deserve to crack Graham Harmon’s SEC power ranking top 5 this week?

 

The way he shat on OU so hard before this game (it’s almost like they’re worse than Bowling Green) makes me think this isn’t our week. 

 

2 hours ago, nnm said:

Surely UGA deserves to drop below the almighty TAMU, given UGA’s struggle against MissSU, only winning by 10, while TAMU destroyed bye. Nobody dominates a bye week like TAMU. 

He will drop Georgia this week to set up poor mouthing us if we should win next week.

[Drew 2,374]

2 hours ago, Lhorn said:

Does the #1 team in the nation dominating a ranked opponent deserve to crack Graham Harmon’s SEC power ranking top 5 this week?

 

The way he shat on OU so hard before this game (it’s almost like they’re worse than Bowling Green) makes me think this isn’t our week. 

“I told y’all before this week how bad OU was. And this just proved me right.  A lackluster Texas team beat them by 30.  They still don’t run well and their QB still hasn’t beat anyone this year or been challenged.  We’ll see how well they fair against an, admittedly, ‘down’ Georgia team before they face REAL SEC teams like Vandy, Kentucky, and of course mighty Florida who, you’ll remember, Aggie destroyed on the road by double digits!”

[WinningIsHard 4,018]

I just watched a tik tok video of BEVO and they showed the bucket he shits in…it’s an aggy bucket. That’s fucking hilarious. I’m sure everybody knows that but it’s still damn funny. 

[TotallyLegit 3,050]

10 minutes ago, Drew said:

“I told y’all before this week how bad OU was. And this just proved me right.  A lackluster Texas team beat them by 30.  They still don’t run well and their QB still hasn’t beat anyone this year or been challenged.  We’ll see how well they fair against an, admittedly, ‘down’ Georgia team before they face REAL SEC teams like Vandy, Kentucky, and of course mighty Florida who, you’ll remember, Aggie destroyed on the road by double digits!”

"This is the weakest 12-team playoff in college football history, so being the last team standing is a dubious honor for the Longhorns."

Edited October 13 by TotallyLegit

[CosmoDog 298]

17 minutes ago, TotallyLegit said:

"This is the weakest 12-team playoff in college football history, so being the last team standing is a dubious honor for the Longhorns."

[Carl Spackler 3,473]

3 hours ago, Horn Dogg said:

aggy doesn’t always tell you the truth 

What?!?!

[Beau Vine 54,049]

Y'all will never guess who has lost his little mind...

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There is a tremendous opportunity in front of this Texas A&M football team. The Aggies managed a 5-1 stretch over these first four games despite the fact that they were missing one of their best players in Conner Weigman, passing a road test at Florida and a neutral-site trial against Arkansas before getting him back for a big game against Missouri.

Now that Weigman is back, though, this Aggie team looks like a squad to be feared. The defense keeps improving every single week, and the offense is in a different world entirely with Weigman than with Reed.

So with that in mind, just how high can this Aggie team fly? They're already getting some buzz as a potential College Football Playoff contender, especially given the rest of their schedule. And it's true, the slate sets up quite nicely for a big run down the stretch.

Of course, it's one thing to say that—it's another thing to come out and take advantage of it. These Ags have to prove that they're made of sterner stuff than previous teams—the Sumlin and Jimbo eras both saw some massive flameouts in their time.

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But it seems like Elko has this team moving in the right direction. I've been impressed with the way the Ags have responded time and time again to adversity, and I believe they will manage success with the same professionalism.

So let's get into it. How exactly will the stretch run go for the Aggies? Let's make some predictions.

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Texas A&M football @ Mississippi State, 10/19
The Aggies come out of their bye in Starkville next week. This has been a pretty cursed spot for A&M over the years, but much like in 2020 and 2012, there's something different about this Aggie team than others.

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And just like in those years, I think we see the Ags get a pretty decided victory against the Bulldogs. Mississippi State is, at the time of writing, emptying the clip against Georgia, but is still nowhere near the Dawgs on the scoreboard. If we've learned one thing from college football, it's that these kinds of games can really be taxing on a team moving forward.

Mississippi State will return home after a hard-fought game only to greet an even more dominant offensive and defensive line than what they saw against Georgia. That may sound crazy, but so far this season, it's been the case.

Even though they get the Ags at home, there's no changing the fact that this has statistically been one of the worst defenses in the Power 4 conferences. A&M should be able to control the game with their balanced offensive attack and be done with the Bulldogs before halftime.

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Please, no Starkville voodoo this season.

Prediction: Texas A&M 44, Mississippi State 17

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Texas A&M football vs. LSU, 10/26
This is maybe one of the most interesting matchups left on the board. LSU has a defense that, while talented, has really struggled this year. Compounding their issues is the loss of star DT Jacobian Guillory and LB Harold Perkins.

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Given those factors, this is another one that I see the Aggies being able to control with their strong ground game. Keeping the ball away from a dynamic LSU offense will aid the Aggies in their efforts here, and I don't know that the Tigers have the horses up front to handle the physicality of the Ags.

It is that LSU offense that is the point of concern, though. Garrett Nussmeier will make some really head-scratching plays from time to time, especially on the road, but he's playing behind a really stout offensive line that could be tough for the Aggies to crack.

If anyone can do it, though, it's this A&M front. I think we see Bateman, Spencer, Elko, and the rest of the defensive staff scheme up some ways to get some big time pressure on Nussmeier in front of a raucous Aggie crowd, throwing the Tigers off early. This is the second game of a road back-to-back for the Tigers, which—historically speaking—has not been a good thing.

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Prediction: Texas A&M 38, LSU 24

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Texas A&M football @ South Carolina, 11/2
This is another game that a lot of Aggie fans have circled as a potentially tough spot. Even I saw it as an issue in the preseason as I looked down the A&M schedule.

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Now, though, even after the Gamecocks came within a made field goal of beating Alabama on the road, I actually don't feel awful about this one. In fact, I think it could be pretty decisive.

The reason is simple: if you can stop the Gamecocks in the run game, you can stop their offense down entirely. The pass game with LaNorris Sellers is inconsistent at the moment, to say the least. It's the rushing attack that has been the moneymaker for the Gamecocks so far this year.

Carolina's defense has been stout, and their pass rush is probably the best the Ags will see all year. At the moment, though, their construction kind of has them as a Notre Dame-lite: a team led by its defense that works the best when their run game can find purchase (though, again, the pass rush for Carolina is better than the Irish).

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If there's a game where Weigman might struggle, it's this one. But I think we see the Ags get a defensive score here to put this one away late.

Prediction: Texas A&M 31, South Carolina 6

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Texas A&M football vs. New Mexico State, 11/16
There's not too terribly much to say about this one. After a renaissance year under Jerry Kill, with Diego Pavia and Eli Stowers running the offense down in Las Cruces, New Mexico State is back to their old ways.

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Much like against McNeese, I think we see Texas A&M pack it in early against New Mexico State. It's always possible to come out of a bye week a little lackadaisically, but by this point in the season, A&M should still be pretty sharp—especially if they are, as these predictions so far would have them at this point, a top-10 team.

This one should be over early. New Mexico State would lose to a lot of FCS teams, so they really don't have a chance at Kyle Field.

Prediction: Texas A&M 52, New Mexico State 3

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Texas A&M football @ Auburn, 11/23
Here's another spot of worry for the Aggies on their schedule. After starting their tenure in the SEC undefeated in Jordan-Hare Stadium, the Aggies finally lost at Auburn in 2018. They are 1-1 on the plains since that game, though.

I think they improve their record against the Tigers on the road in this one, but it could still be a pretty dire game. The Auburn defense has some good pieces, so the Aggies can't overlook them.

The issue is the offense; in particular, it's the passing. Though Auburn has some great big-play receivers, they have no one to throw the ball to them. Hugh Freeze has cycled through a couple of options with pretty much no success at this point.

The run game has been decent for the Tigers, but even really successful rushing teams have had a lot of trouble against the Aggies. I'm not sure Auburn will fare much better.

Prediction: Texas A&M 31, Auburn 21

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Texas A&M football vs. Texas, 11/30
Here we go, folks. The big one. The Lone Star Showdown is back.

The Longhorns are below your Fightin' Texas Aggies in the standings right now, having just moved to 2-0 with a win over the hapless Oklahoma Sooners earlier today. The Aggies remain the only 3-0 team in conference play, and if these games play out as predicted, they'll be 7-0 coming into this one.

The Longhorns have to navigate a few tough spots before this, but they don't face any truly scary teams apart from Georgia—but even that one has lost some luster. All that to say, the game in College Station is probably the toughest one left on the Longhorns' slate, especially when you consider that they are at home for several other big contests.

I think we see the Kyle Field crowd make a difference early. If things go like I'm predicting, this will be an atmosphere unmatched by any we've seen at the Home of the 12th Man in living memory, and they're bound to make a huge difference.

I've got A&M jumping all over the Longhorns early and pressing their advantage throughout the game. With the crowd behind them, it could be a long day for the Longhorn offense. Ewers is prone to strange turnovers, and I think A&M becomes the benefactor of one or two while shutting down the ground game entirely.

Prediction: Texas A&M 44, Texas 20

I for one welcome our new aggy overlords, and shame on those of you who are scoffing about Graham's predictions!  He has never been wrong on a prediction before!  Well, other than this:

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[rage-a-holic 4,312]

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Prediction: Texas A&M 44, Texas 20

welp, I guess we should forfeit. We're just gonna get a bunch of our players injured and embarrassed. 

[Drew 2,374]

Aggy 44…Texas 20. 
 

that aggy offense is going to score 44 on THIS Texas D? 
 

Jesus Christ he’s the most perfect troll ever. 
 

Also his “strange” fascination with the Texas run game is baffling.  The OL determines the run game.  Not the Backs themselves.  

Edited October 13 by Drew

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A virtual place that openly defies conventional rules of decorum yet populated by defenders of the dress code of their youth

Yesterday's mores regarding dress are fading away. I have an annual meeting which features occasions for black tie and for formal dress, but other than that, I rarely wear a suit and tie, let alone tux or tailcoat. In my circle, people wear scrubs to work even when that work is in an office setting.

[WelfareBuysMyWeed 5,388]

Does the Jizz'um Gazette drop it's mongoloid rankings today, or tomorrow?

[Bookman 4,620]

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Watched the full replay of thr game. Tu sucks. Oh sucks even more. We are going to absolutely manhandle them. This has to be the worst ou team I've seen in decades and probably an average tu team at best despite what the liberal media says. They love liberal schools like tu so they pump them up year after year so they can get recruits. They hate America loving schools like us so they push recruits against A&M and towards those liberal institutions.

https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3497560/0

Hahahahaha good job whoever did this. 

[WelfareBuysMyWeed 5,388]

14 minutes ago, Bookman said:

https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3497560/0

Hahahahaha good job whoever did this. 

aww. poooor aggy.

[DFW Horn 6,118]

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Watched the full replay of thr game. Tu sucks. Oh sucks even more. We are going to absolutely manhandle them. This has to be the worst ou team I've seen in decades and probably an average tu team at best despite what the liberal media says. They love liberal schools like tu so they pump them up year after year so they can get recruits. They hate America loving schools like us so they push recruits against A&M and towards those liberal institutions.

You're one glorious bastard, whoever is posing as Blinnaggie2002.

[WelfareBuysMyWeed 5,388]

10 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

You're one glorious bastard, whoever is posing as Blinnaggie2002.

that username is so fucking aggy too, haha.

[n64ra 1,079]

"average tu team at best"

brilliant!!!

[Nueces River Rat 5,533]

9 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Y'all will never guess who has lost his little mind...

I for one welcome our new aggy overlords, and shame on those of you who are scoffing about Graham's predictions!  He has never been wrong on a prediction before!  Well, other than this:

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Is Graham paid by “tu” to troll aggy with unbelievable BS that only aggy would believe?  

[John Coctostan 591]

9 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Y'all will never guess who has lost his little mind...

I for one welcome our new aggy overlords, and shame on those of you who are scoffing about Graham's predictions!  He has never been wrong on a prediction before!  Well, other than this:

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So Aggy not only runs the table on their remaining schedule, they win every game by double digits and beat us by 24. 
 

 

[Jkwellborn 6,670]

So Aggy not only runs the table on their remaining schedule, they win every game by double digits and beat us by 24. 
 
 

Maybe his NCAA 25 simulator is set to JV or something.

[Bill Lumbergh 7,171]

9 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Y'all will never guess who has lost his little mind...

I for one welcome our new aggy overlords, and shame on those of you who are scoffing about Graham's predictions!  He has never been wrong on a prediction before!  Well, other than this:

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His hedging on Georgia already tells you exactly how nervous he is about that one. 

[lilMAC25 3,780]

6 minutes ago, Bill Lumbergh said:

His hedging on Georgia already tells you exactly how nervous he is about that one. 

aggy as a tougher test than UGA.

 

 

Edited October 13 by lilMAC25

[markstanco 12,545]

Alabama and OU are on notice. Aggy is about to get all your good players.

https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3497543

[WelfareBuysMyWeed 5,388]

Aggys are a lot of fucking talk talk talk right until you justin tucker them right in the ass. The thanksgiving before the Kick, my aggy in-laws were talking mad, maaaad shit all early-dinner long. I told all of them I'd personally buy their ticket in CS so I could watch their faces as they lost and nobody took me up on the offer. Drove to Collie Station by myself. One of the most glorious games I've ever, ever been to. I saw 70 year old men crying in the stands. Pooooooor aggy.

Edited October 13 by WelfareBuysMyWeed

[Horn Dogg 3,821]

aggy is really focusing on the shit that matters this morning.  How would the world function without them?

[Horn Dogg 3,821]

54 minutes ago, markstanco said:

Alabama and OU are on notice. Aggy is about to get all your good players.

https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3497543

Cool.  We can beat those players at aggy just as well as we have beaten them at OU and Bama.  It don’t make a shit!