Tell Me About Texas a&m

[HtownHorn 14468]

2 hours ago, Machinator said:

Interesting.

Texas's opponents have combined to average 375.5 yards allowed and 26.6 points per game.

Texas has averaged 414.7 yards and 32 points against those same teams.

The only team to hold the Longhorns under their season averages in both categories was KSU, which benefited from a 10 to 0 penalty discrepancy.

My guess is ryanag is a moron.

[DigglerontheHoof 21044]

Well he’s aggy, so....

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[Deej 76524]

5 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

"The University of Kentucky hadn’t played football in College Station since 1952, when “in a moving gesture of sportsmanship,” A&M’s cadets “carried the victorious Wildcats from the field on their shoulders.”

It’s good to see not everything has changed.

Kentucky alumni and other members of Big Blue Nation were happy to find a warm welcome in Aggieland before and after the Oct. 6 game (which this time, A&M won). 

“If the world treated everyone the way Texas A&M treated us this weekend the world would be a better place!” tweeted a member of the Kentucky cheer squad, Kyle Steele. 

“It was truly the best experience any of us have ever had,” Steele added. “Cheering for us upon arrival, as we warmed up, wanted pictures with us, continued to ask if we needed anything.”
 

If the world treated everyone the way Texas A&M treated us this weekend the world would be a better place!@AggieNetwork

— Kyle Steele (@cheeringuy100) October 7, 2018"

Gonna guess they only treated the male members of the cheer squad well.

[Scholz 11933]

6 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

LKeller, a fan of a team that plays 7 home games and 1 in-state neutral site game this season. We play 6 home games, 1 in-state neutral site game, and 1 "neutral site" game 12 miles from our opponent's campus (1,500 miles from ours). I'd call the Maryland game a true road game. aggy plays 4 road games and we play 5, dumb fuck.

LKeller, you’re a retard. That is all.

[Cairn Horn88 8152]

6 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

"The University of Kentucky hadn’t played football in College Station since 1952, when “in a moving gesture of sportsmanship,” A&M’s cadets “carried the victorious Wildcats from the field on their shoulders.”

It’s good to see not everything has changed.

Kentucky alumni and other members of Big Blue Nation were happy to find a warm welcome in Aggieland before and after the Oct. 6 game (which this time, A&M won). 

“If the world treated everyone the way Texas A&M treated us this weekend the world would be a better place!” tweeted a member of the Kentucky cheer squad, Kyle Steele. 

“It was truly the best experience any of us have ever had,” Steele added. “Cheering for us upon arrival, as we warmed up, wanted pictures with us, continued to ask if we needed anything.”
 

If the world treated everyone the way Texas A&M treated us this weekend the world would be a better place!@AggieNetwork

— Kyle Steele (@cheeringuy100) October 7, 2018"

Anybody got a barf bag I can use?

[Gaffords 755]

6 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

"The University of Kentucky hadn’t played football in College Station since 1952, when “in a moving gesture of sportsmanship,” A&M’s cadets “carried the victorious Wildcats from the field on their shoulders.”

 

 

It doesn't say where they carried them to...  Nor if it was consensual.

[Valmy77 13093]

The A&M cadets who have a documented history of physically assaulting SWC cheerleaders and physically threatening the Rice Marching band...oh and stealing everybody's mascot...is suddenly love bombing everybody? Well alright then. I am sure Baylor, Texas Tech, UT, and the other members of the SWC would have appreciated not being treated like dirt all those decades but better late than never.

[TtomTerrific 200]

17 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

The A&M cadets who have a documented history of physically assaulting SWC cheerleaders and physically threatening the Rice Marching band...oh and stealing everybody's mascot...is suddenly love bombing everybody? Well alright then. I am sure Baylor, Texas Tech, UT, and the other members of the SWC would have appreciated not being treated like dirt all those decades but better late than never.

Don't forget loading up a howitzer on a train to go shell fucking Waco

[ztejas 43261]

The aggy cadettes burned our crops and delivered a plague unto our houses.

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Edited October 11, 2018 by Longboard Horn
Accurate!

[Noah Fence 480]

I guess aggy has been sucking SEC cock since the the fifties. 

[ztejas 43261]

38 minutes ago, Noah Fence said:

I guess aggy has been sucking SEC cock since the the fifties

aggy sucks cock

FTFY

[Machinator 32097]

 

[Axle Hongsnort 208]

Aggy friend on Facebook is enchubbed by this

http://kentuckysportsradio.com/football-2/give-me-the-college-station-kool-aid/

[Lhorn 4885]

A person who is fan of Kentucky football would be impressed by the homoerotic gyrations of milkmen.

[Enchubben 5509]

I had the sads today after coming to a dark realization that I (and most of us here) will not live to the year 2100 when that 20XX championship trophy becomes obsolete and useless. (At that point do they print out a new date placard and replace on the trophy or use it for something else?)

We need to make sure our kids and grandkids understand the folly, ineptness and utter embarrassment of being Aggy so that they are properly prepared to mock and ridicule them at all times.

[SwanderedTalent 5761]

6 hours ago, Enchubben said:

We need to make sure our kids and grandkids understand the folly, ineptness and utter embarrassment of being Aggy

I hope A&M has been abolished by the time my kids and grandkids come of age

[Txslnghrns 1351]

I know this is a football board but it’s starting to bleed over to other sports......


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[deft 6790]

I had the sads today after coming to a dark realization that I (and most of us here) will not live to the year 2100 when that 20XX championship trophy becomes obsolete and useless. (At that point do they print out a new date placard and replace on the trophy or use it for something else?)
We need to make sure our kids and grandkids understand the folly, ineptness and utter embarrassment of being Aggy so that they are properly prepared to mock and ridicule them at all times.

Well we’ll all be alive when they fire jimbo and have to pay out the rest of his contract.

[sushihorn 3233]

11 minutes ago, deft said:

 

Well we’ll all be alive when they fire jimbo and have to pay out the rest of his contract.

The endless upside of aggy is that they will constantly make bad decisions because they will never realize or acknowledge that THEY are the problem.

Edited October 11, 2018 by sushihorn

[Deej 76524]

32 minutes ago, Txslnghrns said:

I know this is a football board but it’s starting to bleed over to other sports......


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That's likely an aggy who follows the Astros, pretending to be a Yankee's fan. 

[Billy Pilgrim 1912]

Anyone hear Joel Klatt on the ticket in Dallas yesterday describe the aggies as the fan base most out of touch with reality when it comes to expectations of their football team? Said that with Fisher in a couple of years, they should be expecting to compete for second place in SEC west on a regular basis.

I’m glad we’re not the only ones laughing at the aggies.

[Randolph Duke 4034]

12 hours ago, Valmy77 said:

The A&M cadets who have a documented history of physically assaulting SWC cheerleaders and physically threatening the Rice Marching band...oh and stealing everybody's mascot...is suddenly love bombing everybody? Well alright then. I am sure Baylor, Texas Tech, UT, and the other members of the SWC would have appreciated not being treated like dirt all those decades but better late than never.

In 1926, the year where the aggy cadet was killed by the Baylor fan during the halftime fight on the Baylor campus, the ags were reviled by others in the conference. Just the week before at the SMU game, the ags started picking fights with the SMU fans and started assaulting some female SMU fans. The fight at the Baylor game where the kid was killed had been brewing for a long time and it was entirely due to the reputation the ags had been creating for themselves for years.

In the immediate aftermath of the Baylor fight came the aggy fairytale about their stealing a 3,000 pound cannon (which ordinarily would have been pulled by a team of six horses), carrying it to the train station, loading it on a rail car, switching trains to get to Waco, and threatening the Baylor campus with it. Of course, the ags have never explained where the ammunition for the cannon was going to come from seeing how there was never an artillery range on the aggy campus and no live ammunition was ever stored anywhere close to the aggy campus. So yes, the ags claim they took a 3,000 pound cannon on a train knowing they had no ammunition and that was going to show the Baylor fans just how smart aggys were.

The bottom line is if the ags had a fucking clue about their school's history, and of their school's place in Texas history, they would understand why today few people in Texas have any respect for Texas A&M or the alumni it produces.

 

[Valmy77 13093]

6 minutes ago, Billy Pilgrim said:

Anyone hear Joel Klatt on the ticket in Dallas yesterday describe the aggies as the fan base most out of touch with reality when it comes to expectations of their football team? Said that with Fisher in a couple of years, they should be expecting to compete for second place in SEC west on a regular basis.

I’m glad we’re not the only ones laughing at the aggies.

Well it is weird. Yes they talk like they are among the most elite in College Football and should be given the highest respect...but on the other hand the celebrate everything their team does regardless of how unimpressive it is (up until some point when they turn on the leadership, but most fanbases do that it is just more jarring when they do it at A&M). So they seem to be out of touch with their place in the world yet somehow also usually satisfied with whatever their program produces.

[sushihorn 3233]

Neither consistency nor logic are typically strong points for cults.

[Whatever 700]

Anyone hear Joel Klatt on the ticket in Dallas yesterday describe the aggies as the fan base most out of touch with reality when it comes to expectations of their football team? Said that with Fisher in a couple of years, they should be expecting to compete for second place in SEC west on a regular basis.
I’m glad we’re not the only ones laughing at the aggies.

Yes I love Klatt. He's great ever Wed on BaD Radio. He is open about his hatred and disrespect for aggy. His backhanded compliment yesterday about competing for 2nd was funny.

[markstanco 12501]

Anyone hear Joel Klatt on the ticket in Dallas yesterday describe the aggies as the fan base most out of touch with reality when it comes to expectations of their football team? Said that with Fisher in a couple of years, they should be expecting to compete for second place in SEC west on a regular basis.
I’m glad we’re not the only ones laughing at the aggies.

Better getting 2nd to Alabama in the west than a conference championship in any other conference you dumbass.

[UcancallmeSurly 451]

1 hour ago, Randolph Duke said:

In 1926, the year where the aggy cadet was killed by the Baylor fan during the halftime fight on the Baylor campus, the ags were reviled by others in the conference. Just the week before at the SMU game, the ags started picking fights with the SMU fans and started assaulting some female SMU fans. The fight at the Baylor game where the kid was killed had been brewing for a long time and it was entirely due to the reputation the ags had been creating for themselves for years.

In the immediate aftermath of the Baylor fight came the aggy fairytale about their stealing a 3,000 pound cannon (which ordinarily would have been pulled by a team of six horses), carrying it to the train station, loading it on a rail car, switching trains to get to Waco, and threatening the Baylor campus with it. Of course, the ags have never explained where the ammunition for the cannon was going to come from seeing how there was never an artillery range on the aggy campus and no live ammunition was ever stored anywhere close to the aggy campus. So yes, the ags claim they took a 3,000 pound cannon on a train knowing they had no ammunition and that was going to show the Baylor fans just how smart aggys were.

The bottom line is if the ags had a fucking clue about their school's history, and of their school's place in Texas history, they would understand why today few people in Texas have any respect for Texas A&M or the alumni it produces.

 

The aggy cadet died from a head injury incurred at halftime during an on the field melee between cadets and Baylor students.

It all started when a group of overzealous cadets stormed & attacked a group of female Baylor students that they “misjudged” as male students in drag that were allegedly mocking their beloved college.

Shame that something like that happened, but it falls squarely into the catagory of karma.

Edited October 11, 2018 by UcancallmeSurly

[ShowmeyourTDs 1140]

1 hour ago, deft said:

 

Well we’ll all be alive when they fire jimbo and have to pay out the rest of his contract.

 

Maybe.  The plan is to break as many rules as possible through boosters to get the best players they can possibly buy.  If they somehow manage to compete in the SEC, then they will fully continue to support Baggins.  

However in a few years when they realize their investment may lead to additional money but no championships, they will slowly start to turn on him.  You couple this with his unstable personality, then they will find a way to fire him for cause.  After all, he will have full knowledge of the improprieties that have occurred.

[Machinator 32097]

[ClubWhatever 12086]

Why do you subject yourself to that?

[Valmy77 13093]

They have everything they need to win a national title. Except wins. But that has been true for decades.

Anyway maybe Baylor beats us. So what? We will try to win again next week. I don't get why that would be hilarious. We have lost plenty of games over the past eight years.

Edited October 11, 2018 by Valmy77

[Victorious1 140]

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Ag 101 - make outrageous statement about "tu", a common sense ag responds and is immediately set upon and rebuked by the masses.

[Rabidhorn 121]

19 minutes ago, Machinator said:

We have everything we need to win a title.

HAHAHAHAHAH, except a defense, a coach and fans that would travel no more than the distance of the Dixie Chicken for a game.

 

[C-Man 27022]

2 hours ago, Deej said:

That's likely an aggy who follows the Astros, pretending to be a Yankee's fan. 

[ABSR 5289]

4 hours ago, SwanderedTalent said:

I hope A&M has been abolished by the time my kids and grandkids come of age

Army Brat's got this.

[ousux 5586]

So do they really create these sock accounts for the sole purpose of propping up their program and gameday experience with their fans? Holy shit that is sad if true. I have never seen a post like these on the Shag in all my years here from opposing fans. Yet it seems these are all over the place after every game for them. 

Every
Single
Game

And yes, they do.

[ousux 5586]

Link to thread?

It was just a copy/paste of a fanfic piece on texaggy...they just replaced the school names.

[MrPhlegm 3413]

Anyone hear Joel Klatt on the ticket in Dallas yesterday describe the aggies as the fan base most out of touch with reality when it comes to expectations of their football team? Said that with Fisher in a couple of years, they should be expecting to compete for second place in SEC west on a regular basis.
I’m glad we’re not the only ones laughing at the aggies.

Klatt thinks Fisher coaches New Mexico State?

Look looch if you want to talk about new mexico state or other aggie teams we have a thread for that. Please confine talk on this thread to aggy.

[ousux 5586]

Is it just me, or does any SEC team beating Kentucky seem equivalent to Big 12 teams beating Iowa State the years they have a decent team? (Like last year) I mean, no disrespect to the clones, but Kentucky is one of those teams perennially near the bottom of the SEC, yet once or twice a decade they field a decent team that can catch better teams napping on any given Saturday. Nothing more, nothing less...and certainly getting a W against them is nothing to crow about for a solid week.

[Tex Pete 20156]

6 minutes ago, ousux said:

Is it just me, or does any SEC team beating Kentucky seem equivalent to Big 12 teams beating Iowa State the years they have a decent team? (Like last year) I mean, no disrespect to the clones, but Kentucky is one of those teams perennially near the bottom of the SEC, yet once or twice a decade they field a decent team that can catch better teams napping on any given Saturday. Nothing more, nothing less...and certainly getting a W against them is nothing to crow about for a solid week.

Yes. And any Kentucky football fan that would be possibly talking about great football atmosphere has as much credibility as a Baylor fan talking about great football atmosphere. They would have no frame of reference, as their normal home games would consist of less than 50,000 fans. 

[OU Sucks 8745]

2 hours ago, Machinator said:

 

We didn't seem to have a problem defending the SEC's best offense in last year's bowl game, with half our starters out.  But I suppose that doesn't fit their BDF narrative.

Also, I love how they act like they've won against anyone with a pulse this year.  UK will probably end up around #50.  Arkansas has 1 win, against Eastern IL.  NW State has 2 wins and lost to Baylor in virtually identical fashion as they did to aggy.  LA Monroe has 2 wins and gave up 70 points to Ole Miss.

[Scholz 11933]

1 hour ago, OU Sucks said:

 

We didn't seem to have a problem defending the SEC's best offense in last year's bowl game, with half our starters out.  But I suppose that doesn't fit their BDF narrative.

Also, I love how they act like they've won against anyone with a pulse this year.  UK will probably end up around #50.  Arkansas has 1 win, against Eastern IL.  NW State has 2 wins and lost to Baylor in virtually identical fashion as they did to aggy.  LA Monroe has 2 wins and gave up 70 points to Ole Miss.

All of what you just said is reality and makes sense and that's all fine and good.  But that doesn't penetrate the aggy brain.  Such as it is.

[DaysOff 7843]

Are these idiots still building off campus campfires do show their burning desire to get their heads kicked in by Louisiana state?

[Chopper 17150]

I may have missed this earlier in the thread, but what lies did the aggy tell themselves to account for the fact that they were only able to draw 50k to Jerrah World for their 'rivalry game'?  

[MrPhlegm 3413]

I may have missed this earlier in the thread, but what lies did the aggy tell themselves to account for the fact that they were only able to draw 50k to Jerrah World for their 'rivalry game'?  

Jerrah world is a shithole compared to Kyle Field stupid sip.

[kopp0e 1135]

Current rank in recruiting between A&M/ OU & UT: