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8 minutes ago, Blotto said:

As a Plan II/EE major, my belief on the matter is that you dickheads need to STFU about this bullshit and get back to making fun of aggy. This thread is the last goddamn place you should be arguing the merits of a quality education. 

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2 hours ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

Are you telling me a masters in art isn't gonna work out? Holy shit! Someone should alert the idiots who just want to coast by and say they have a degree. 

My nephew has an MFA from the University of Chicago and makes a shit ton more than anyone I know with a business degree or STEM degree his age.

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8 hours ago, F250 said:

My nephew has an MFA from the University of Chicago and makes a shit ton more than anyone I know with a business degree or STEM degree his age.

Ambition and a Univ of Chicago degree can go a long way. 
 

but all of this degree talk is a far cry from the laughs I want when I come to the tell me about A&M thread.

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2 minutes ago, coachherman'sgrill said:

No CR........

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Somebody was paying attention during fish camp, however I am forced to deduct points due to the lack of whooping. Solid 8.5/10 for embodying the essence of aggy. 

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14 hours ago, F250 said:

My nephew has an MFA from the University of Chicago and makes a shit ton more than anyone I know with a business degree or STEM degree his age.

That's a great university. Our valedictorian went there, and she don't need no man. She's fine as hell, too. Smart as hell with big ol titties. Nice as humaly possible. 

She's basically someone you see on the news that's been kidnapped because she's hot and naive. 

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14 minutes ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

That's a great university. Our valedictorian went there, and she don't need no man. She's fine as hell, too. Smart as hell with big ol titties. Nice as humaly possible. 

She's basically someone you see on the news that's been kidnapped because she's hot and naive. 

You willing to introduce her to my single friend. He's not a regarded degenerate sick weirdo and doesn't post on Surly. So...

/obviously asking for a friend

 

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9 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

Looking at his LinkedIn he's volunteered at animal shelters for decades. So, probably. I'll look at his socials.

Wow. He seems almost as nice and naive as she is. Maybe they'll get kidnapped together. It's kidnapped at first sight. But seriously, she's suuuuuuuper passionate about animals. I mean, we all love animals (God knows I love giving my money to shelters and helping lost dogs find their owners), but this woman is on another level. I bet she's a freak, too. You don't look that fine with those titties and tell me you ain't into some weird shit. 

Bummer, dude. I hadn't been on fb for years until I said goodbye to my best friend who sadly took his life. Anyway, apparently she's married now. I really never thought she would be. 

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3 hours ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

That's a great university. Our valedictorian went there, and she don't need no man. She's fine as hell, too. Smart as hell with big ol titties. Nice as humaly possible. 

She's basically someone you see on the news that's been kidnapped because she's hot and naive. 

I don't know what in the match.com is going on here, but I just spent a couple minutes looking for a pic of these fine titties and found nothing, so someone is about to get negged.

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14 minutes ago, gofuckyourself said:

I don't know what in the match.com is going on here, but I just spent a couple minutes looking for a pic of these fine titties and found nothing, so someone is about to get negged.

This is what the guillotine was made for.

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They started thinking about the Texas game after their LSU win and they went out and lost to Souf Carolina

 

They are still only thinking about the Texas game which means overlooking (and assuming a win against) Auburn. 

 

This is setting up nicely.

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3 minutes ago, Pancho said:

They started thinking about the Texas game after their LSU win and they went out and lost to Souf Carolina

 

They are still only thinking about the Texas game which means overlooking (and assuming a win against) Auburn. 

 

This is setting up nicely.

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1 hour ago, gofuckyourself said:

I don't know what in the match.com is going on here, but I just spent a couple minutes looking for a pic of these fine titties and found nothing, so someone is about to get negged.

Sorry, amigo. I can't doxx her since she's married now. It sucks, I know. I was hoping I could also slide into her DMs, but some douche turd has already done that. I should have ditched my ex years ago and go with Crystal. 

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5 hours ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

That's a great university. Our valedictorian went there, and she don't need no man. She's fine as hell, too. Smart as hell with big ol titties. Nice as humaly possible. 

She's basically someone you see on the news that's been kidnapped because she's hot and naive. 

is the movie series on Netflix or Hulu. id like to see these jugs 

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16 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Holy shit.  Moving senior night from the last home game to fucking New Mexico State.  Nice show of confidence aggy.

What a chickenshit move, HAHAHA, I am sure they will claim some logistics issue with the Texas game.

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7 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

has anyone? For a school so focused on traditions they sure find ways to opt out when needed.

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Because it smells like fat bitch in college station. And not just the women 

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