Tell Me About Texas a&m

[TOR 5364]

1 hour ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

We get to wear our icy whites….so, aggy may wear all back…..for their blackout?

WHAT IF!  They wore their ... glow-in-dark ALL BLACK UNIS! 

 

[Bevoette 1253]

One thing I noticed about Aggies is they have some dirty mother fucking players! We need to be prepared for them to do whatever it takes to win how that one jackass Turner after trying to start shit with LSU before the game and then continue to do shit during the game needs to be suspended.

[Wilcox Cummingtonite 2859]

What’s with dudes with the last name Turner being pieces of shit?

[South Austin 52105]

6 hours ago, Wilcox Cummingtonite said:

What’s with dudes with the last name Turner being pieces of shit?

Ike has an honorary aggy degree.

[Longboard Horn 40102]

 

[66BUFF 2552]

23 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Ike has an honorary aggy degree.

[Royale with cheese 1452]

10 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Guess who seems really butthurt over the CFP rankings:

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That Harmon doofus's headline reminds me of a Pravda story from back in the Cold War era. It seems that there was a two-car race between an American car and a Russian car. We won by three laps. The Pravda headline read: "Glorious Car of the Soviet People Finishes Second; Americans Come In Next To Last."

[Tex Pete 20156]

9 hours ago, Hagbard Celine said:

he has dug a hole a mile deep

he 'glazed' their win over pig by 4

beat pig

by a lot more

1 week at a time

He's trolling.

Graham Harmon is the Branding Iron 13-0 of Taylor Hamms.

[General Specific 3231]

What’s with dudes with the last name Turner being pieces of shit?

Can confirm, ran into a coworker, last name Turner, and he was like

[Beau Vine 53978]

11 hours ago, Hagbard Celine said:

he has dug a hole a mile deep

he 'glazed' their win over pig by 4

beat pig

by a lot more

1 week at a time

Have you learned nothing from Graham?  It's not about wins or losses and margin of victory.  

It's about "success rates," ya stoopid sip!

[TrashMaster G 17385]

1 hour ago, 66BUFF said:

Beaten?

Come on. At least go with beatin'.

[Tex Long 4342]

Who's got a clip of the aggy-nebby game where an aggy player has a handful of a nebby player's scrotum, doing his level best to rip it off... the nebby guy is buried face down in a pile, and starts kicking wildly, trying to save his nuts... and the ref calls penalty on husker. Pelini goes apeshit on the sideline, and refs throw a flag on him. Nebby winds up with 30 yards of penalties as a result of their player nearly receiving a non-surgical castration.

One of the better vids from a game where Horn fans devoutly pray for asteroids. Would serve as a reminder of aggy perfidy. 

C'mon, guys... who's got it?

[Noah Fence 480]

12 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Guess who seems really butthurt over the CFP rankings:

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This dipshit has a fundamental misunderstanding of what these rankings are actually based on.  It is only a measure of how much better a a team would expected to perform against its schedule when compared to the 12th ranked team (this week the 12th ranked team is aggy):

  

[Hagbard Celine 10749]

every week he finds a chart that he misconstrues and repurposes for confirmation bias of his narrative

it's a brilliant play

2%ers see what he doing but don't call him out on it because it keeps the masses sated

we can expose the little fucker

beat pig first

then move on

[TrashMaster G 17385]

5 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

every week he finds a chart that he misconstrues and repurposes for confirmation bias of his narrative

it's a brilliant play

2%ers see what he doing but don't call him out on it because it keeps the masses sated

we can expose the little fucker

beat pig first

then move on

Prediction: We beat piggy soundly and he responds with some "advanced metrics" that show how we got lucky and their narrow win over Arkansas was somehow a superior performance. 

[GhostOfTomJoad 9306]

No no no, he'll go with the tried and true narrative that the only reason tu was able to beat Arky was due to A&M beating them so severely the Arky players didn't have anymore fight in them.

[hornbri 1369]

1 minute ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

No no no, he'll go with the tried and true narrative that the only reason tu was able to beat Arky was due to A&M beating them so severely the Arky players didn't have anymore fight in them.

Thats not fair, the refs can give us the game after we paid them off. 

[TreatyOak 16148]

[66BUFF 2552]

1 hour ago, TreatyOak said:

Nobody wants your AI here Louie

Take it to Aggy AI thread of dominance

 

[deft 6791]

Nobody can beat their chest and claim victory for beating pig in fayettenam after aggy destroyed them by 4 at a neutral jerryworld. The cowboys can’t even win there, it’s that hostile!

[Pimphand 5592]

8 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

He's trolling.

Graham Harmon is the Branding Iron 13-0 of Taylor Hamms.

Heard a while back that 13-0 BI rode the aggy maroon bridge in the sky.

He was definitely the epitome of all things ag.

[deft 6791]

Knowing aggy, the architect made the maroon bridge a few meters short of the final destination.

[horngrad03 1147]

9 minutes ago, deft said:

Knowing aggy, the architect made the maroon bridge a few meters short of the final destination.

 

[Homesickhorn 2202]

Who's got a clip of the aggy-nebby game where an aggy player has a handful of a nebby player's scrotum, doing his level best to rip it off... the nebby guy is buried face down in a pile, and starts kicking wildly, trying to save his nuts... and the ref calls penalty on husker. Pelini goes apeshit on the sideline, and refs throw a flag on him. Nebby winds up with 30 yards of penalties as a result of their player nearly receiving a non-surgical castration.
One of the better vids from a game where Horn fans devoutly pray for asteroids. Would serve as a reminder of aggy perfidy. 
C'mon, guys... who's got it?

I thought he was double-finger blasting the Husker’s rectal chamber. I remember even the commentators being like, “whoa….that’s definitely (cough) deserving of a personal foul penalty”.

[Angry Gorilla 1763]

Who's got a clip of the aggy-nebby game where an aggy player has a handful of a nebby player's scrotum, doing his level best to rip it off... the nebby guy is buried face down in a pile, and starts kicking wildly, trying to save his nuts... and the ref calls penalty on husker. Pelini goes apeshit on the sideline, and refs throw a flag on him. Nebby winds up with 30 yards of penalties as a result of their player nearly receiving a non-surgical castration.
One of the better vids from a game where Horn fans devoutly pray for asteroids. Would serve as a reminder of aggy perfidy. 
C'mon, guys... who's got it?

[Steel Shank 9409]

Refs: "I guess we missed it."

[deft 6791]

[Armybrat 40710]

2 hours ago, deft said:

Knowing aggy, the architect made the maroon bridge a few meters short of the final destination.

Just like the Collie Station rollercoaster.

[Tex Pete 20156]

2 hours ago, Pimphand said:

Heard a while back that 13-0 BI rode the aggy maroon bridge in the sky.

He was definitely the epitome of all things ag.

The sky? Mmmm hmmmm. 
 

[SHOOTER12 8787]

3 hours ago, deft said:

Knowing aggy, the architect made the maroon bridge a few meters short of the final destination.

Kind of like practice for the roller coaster derailment?