Tell Me About Texas a&m

[Not a cat 5819]

You think secret service will let him sit in that death trap?  

[bolverk 30376]

41 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

You'll have to forgive him. He was tired, and it was near the end of his shift.

[BurntEyes 6348]

13 minutes ago, Not a cat said:

You think secret service will let him sit in that death trap?  

Do you think Trump is going to spend the cycles to get to college station? The logistics are mind numbing and frankly why the fuck would he. It's not like he needs to sway any fans or locals into his way of thinking. They're already all on the Maga bus.

[TxEx84 439]

We need Ted Cruz to attend.

[NeverMarryAStripper 22330]

The curse would be confused

[Dennis Taylor 19389]

2 hours ago, TexasMan said:

Auburn by a touchdown 

 

[speed817 19999]

2 hours ago, TexasMan said:

Auburn by a touchdown 

 

"Dumb sip, always thinkin' the world revolves around T-U.  He meant to do that to throw everyone off!"

[Guadaloopy 11139]

34 minutes ago, TxEx84 said:

We need Ted Cruz to attend.

 

27 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

The curse would be confused

This might actually bring the meteor.  

[HuttNuts 91]

4 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

 

This might actually bring the meteor.  

On Friday night

[coachherman'sgrill 2651]

43 minutes ago, HuttNuts said:

On Friday night

[Zeus 6879]

[Hagbard Celine 11296]

this was posted sunday morning

belmont must know about this by now

i don't see how they can get away with such a bush league move

let's what snakey does to prove the conSiPiracy

[Steel Shank 9564]

4 hours ago, Guadaloopy said:

Thought experiment: You are given $10M and immortality, but an immortal Slo’neal will always pursue you and if he touches you, you will die.  What is your strategy to survive?

 

[Beau Vine 55896]

17 minutes ago, Zeus said:

Are you capable of posting anything that hasn't already been posted?

[thunderlounge 8476]

1 hour ago, Zeus said:

 

[coachherman'sgrill 2651]

1 hour ago, Zeus said:

How come this is the first we're hearing about this?

[Js1 87305]

3 hours ago, TxEx84 said:

We need Ted Cruz to attend.

He'll show up in one of those State Divided shirts and guarantees the meteor hits so both teams lose.

[DigglerontheHoof 21565]

3 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

The curse would be confused

Nope.  He's aggy through and through. 

[Jkwellborn 7071]

The bonfire collapsed 25 years ago today. 
 

They’ve got something painted on the field for it.

[deft 7077]

Stadium empty two minutes after the game is over. Sounds like the bestest fans in the nation. I’m sure they stood the whole game too.




On the on hand, our crowd would thin out too if we were playing an fcs team in mid November. On the other hand, hell will never freeze over with all this climate change.


Edit: fucking tapa deleted the link for no goddam reason

[TrashMaster G 18137]

1 hour ago, Jkwellborn said:

They’ve got something painted on the field for it.

Was anyone hurt getting that done?

[Beau Vine 55896]

35 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Was anyone hurt getting that done?

Jim Bob was overcome by huffing paint fumes, but is recovering nicely.

Edited November 20 by Beau Vine
High

[markstanco 12811]

R/aggies says it is for the band. If they are on during the game I’m sure some GA will be assigned to check them out every now and again and if they are on then there will be issues with the conference.

Also, somebody in the equipment squad needs to pack a hatchet for the game.

[Tex Pete 21521]

4 minutes ago, markstanco said:

R/aggies says it is for the band. If they are on during the game I’m sure some GA will be assigned to check them out every now and again and if they are on then there will be issues with the conference.

Also, somebody in the equipment squad needs to pack a hatchet for the game.

Why does a band need banks of speakers? I’m assuming they mean they’ll mic the band and blare their trash out of the speakers. 

[markstanco 12811]

Why does a band need banks of speakers? I’m assuming they mean they’ll mic the band and blare their trash out of the speakers. 

No idea. But here is the link:

https://www.reddit.com/r/aggies/s/mj9jNEpX7C

[Tex Long 4678]

8 minutes ago, markstanco said:

R/aggies says it is for the band. If they are on during the game I’m sure some GA will be assigned to check them out every now and again and if they are on then there will be issues with the conference.

Also, somebody in the equipment squad needs to pack a hatchet for the game.

Two good approaches:

1. Unplug line to speaker cab. Cover plug with super glue. Return plug. Cut line at top of plug.

2. Take a 16-oz. spray bottle of naphtha. Spritz two sprays into each speaker cone, through grille cloth. Strike kitchen match. Ignite.

Profit.

[TrashMaster G 18137]

2 minutes ago, Tex Long said:

Two good approaches:

1. Unplug line to speaker cab. Cover plug with super glue. Return plug. Cut line at top of plug.

2. Take a 16-oz. spray bottle of naphtha. Spritz two sprays into each speaker cone, through grille cloth. Strike kitchen match. Ignite.

Profit.

"Them daggum tsips only won that game cuz our 12th Man couldn't git properly fired up by the Fightin' Texas aggie band, gigemwhoopAAAAA!"

[jimmyjazz 47348]

24 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Why does a band need banks of speakers? I’m assuming they mean they’ll mic the band and blare their trash out of the speakers. 

Modern bands and drum corps routinely augment low frequency parts with amplified recordings.  I'm not saying that's all they're doing, but it is a thing.

[NeverMarryAStripper 22330]

There is no way that they will set all that up and not end up using them for some nefarious purpose to try and put one over on the evil sips

[markstanco 12811]

29 minutes ago, Tex Long said:

Two good approaches:

1. Unplug line to speaker cab. Cover plug with super glue. Return plug. Cut line at top of plug.

2. Take a 16-oz. spray bottle of naphtha. Spritz two sprays into each speaker cone, through grille cloth. Strike kitchen match. Ignite.

Profit.

That seems like a lot of work

[coachherman'sgrill 2651]

1 hour ago, deft said:

Stadium empty two minutes after the game is over. Sounds like the bestest fans in the nation. I’m sure they stood the whole game too.




On the on hand, our crowd would thin out too if we were playing an fcs team in mid November. On the other hand, hell will never freeze over with all this climate change.


Edit: fucking tapa deleted the link for no goddam reason
 

I unfortunately watched that and his mind is blown over couches in either the press or “luxury” box?

[Tex Pete 21521]

1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

Modern bands and drum corps routinely augment low frequency parts with amplified recordings.  I'm not saying that's all they're doing, but it is a thing.

Yes, during their on-field performances. 

[nnm 38009]

11 hours ago, coachherman'sgrill said:

[jimmyjazz 47348]

21 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Yes, during their on-field performances. 

Huh?  What does that have to do with anything?  You asked "Why does a band need banks of speakers?" and I told you why.  I'm not saying this thing isn't nefarious, it is.  But speakers in and of themselves aren't particularly unusual.

For the Aggie honk and blow Mickey Mouse corps?  Yeah, I doubt they've ever used them.

[Tex Long 4678]

1 hour ago, markstanco said:

That seems like a lot of work

Only to lazy motherfuckers.

The rest of us... it's easy, and it's fun.

 

[Tex Long 4678]

17 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Huh?  What does that have to do with anything?  You asked "Why does a band need banks of speakers?" and I told you why.  I'm not saying this thing isn't nefarious, it is.  But speakers in and of themselves aren't particularly unusual.

For the Aggie honk and blow Mickey Mouse corps?  Yeah, I doubt they've ever used them.

I think the real point is that aggy allegedly has been amplifying crowd noise to make it seem like they give a fuck. The speakers on the sideline thing is new, and seems likely to be against SEC rules.

[Hagbard Celine 11296]

2 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

Modern bands and drum corps routinely augment low frequency parts with amplified recordings.  I'm not saying that's all they're doing, but it is a thing.

 i figured it out

they are for the out-of-phase sandstorm frequency cancellation to make the south upper deck (aka "the dish") safe for visitors

[mininghorn88 2338]

2 hours ago, nnm said:

Besides being an aggy, this reaction will (should) haunt him for the rest of his life.  He is coming across as a complete simpleton.

[texasdago 7772]

I don't know, but I'm curious what y'all think of this... I feel like most longhorns I know see the game with the Aggies as just a means to finish out the season strong and go to the playoffs. It's another game. It's an important game and it is a game for bragging rights but it's not something I'm obsessing about. It's not like we're talking about it that much other than to say we hope to shut up. 

As for aggy... Is this all they've thought about all season? Like seriously, non-stop obsession. 

Damn I forgot how annoying they were.

[Beau Vine 55896]

14 minutes ago, mininghorn88 said:

He is coming across as a complete simpleton.

[CTC2 2873]

15 minutes ago, texasdago said:

I don't know, but I'm curious what y'all think of this... I feel like most longhorns I know see the game with the Aggies as just a means to finish out the season strong and go to the playoffs. It's another game. It's an important game and it is a game for bragging rights but it's not something I'm obsessing about. It's not like we're talking about it that much other than to say we hope to shut up. 

As for aggy... Is this all they've thought about all season? Like seriously, non-stop obsession. 

Damn I forgot how annoying they were.

I’ve got to say that this has been a topic with my other friends who were in school during the 80’s.  My four years, we did not beat A&M once.  It was fucking miserable. Those people seriously made you secretly pissed that Texas was so gracious when the bonfire finally toppled because of stupidity that was even evident to me as a college student.  
For my generation, we hated ou but would trade a loss in that game for a win against a&m. 
To a man, all my friends think that Texas will not be prepared for the hate that those people will have for them. 

[campcrunk 2551]

40 minutes ago, CTC2 said:

I’ve got to say that this has been a topic with my other friends who were in school during the 80’s.  My four years, we did not beat A&M once.  It was fucking miserable. Those people seriously made you secretly pissed that Texas was so gracious when the bonfire finally toppled because of stupidity that was even evident to me as a college student.  
For my generation, we hated ou but would trade a loss in that game for a win against a&m. 
To a man, all my friends think that Texas will not be prepared for the hate that those people will have for them. 

This is my genuine concern as well.  Like Sark walking into Fayetteville in 2021 but multiplied by a factor of 10.  I KNOW Sark has seen a team that despises us far more than they like themselves. I know that. And he won when he went back there. But, my concern, is that even 2021 Arky didn't prepare him for what he's going to see on 11/30. Fake crowd noise, poisoned food, phone calls in the wee hours of the morning, throwing shit around, whatever. These people are not stable and will do anything and everything in their (somewhat limited) imaginations to win against us. 

 

It's all fun and games until some maniac aggy tries to Tonya Harding Jahdae Barron or something

Edited November 20 by campcrunk

[DigglerontheHoof 21565]

6 hours ago, CTC2 said:

I’ve got to say that this has been a topic with my other friends who were in school during the 80’s.  My four years, we did not beat A&M once.  It was fucking miserable. Those people seriously made you secretly pissed that Texas was so gracious when the bonfire finally toppled because of stupidity that was even evident to me as a college student.  
For my generation, we hated ou but would trade a loss in that game for a win against a&m. 
To a man, all my friends think that Texas will not be prepared for the hate that those people will have for them. 

Was at UT from Fall 84-Spring 89.  We never beat OU or aggy while I was in school (tied OU my freshman year).  Plus my dad was an aggy and made my Thanksgiving weekends in college a living hell. 

I hate the motherfuckers and also don't think Sark or our current players understand the obsession those dick-grabbers have about us.

All that said, we should beat their asses. 

[Magus Ossis 3005]

They don't have the 80s JS payroll advantage. FedEx ain't deliverin' a win for them this time.

[Longboard Horn 41408]

These chucklefucks are gonna lose to Auburn and I'm all for it. 

[DFW Horn 6671]

Only way aggy beats us is if Quinn plays like he did 1st Half of the UGA game.

There, I said it

[Longboard Horn 41408]

22 hours ago, BurntEyes said:

Massachusetts Pirates

After being released by the Roughriders, O'Neal played for the Massachusetts Pirates of the Indoor Football League (IFL). On July 2, 2023, he entered the crowd to confont a fan. He was suspended indefinitely by the IFL the next day.

 

[deft 7077]

Only way aggy beats us is if Quinn plays like he did 1st Half of the UGA game.
There, I said it

You were supposed to say something that made me feel better, something that felt like it couldn’t happen again. I think we’ll win too. It Quinn is a…THE liability. Not to turn this into the QE thread

[mininghorn88 2338]

1 hour ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Was at UT from Fall 84-Spring 89.  We never beat OU or aggy while I was in school (tied OU my freshman year).  Plus my dad was an aggy and made my Thanksgiving weekends in college a living hell. 

I hate the motherfuckers and also don't think Sark or our current players understand the obsession those dick-grabbers have about us.

All that said, we should beat their asses. 

I was at UT the same time that you were.  One of my good buddies from high school went to aggy and joined the Corps.  After they beat us my freshman year we met up right after the game.  He was over the top with his obnoxiousness and would not shut up.  I simply walked away.  I may have spoken to him twice in the last 40 years.  What a shame.

[rage-a-holic 4746]

47 minutes ago, deft said:

You were supposed to say something that made me feel better, something that felt like it couldn’t happen again. I think we’ll win too. It Quinn is a…THE liability. Not to turn this into the QE thread

Another poster brought up the 2011 farewell game, which is a good reminder. We were a better team on paper. We were ranked. They weren't. But they had just lost to #14 KSU and #6 ou or they'd have been ranked too.

Despite our ranking, we were 8 point underdogs at pyle. They dominated every part of the game. Tannehill threw for 224 and 2 TDs. Case had 110 yards, no TDs. They lost due to 4 turnovers and 115 yards in penalties.

If we get bad Ewers and 4 turnovers, I don't see how we win. We obviously need good Ewers or Sark to wake the fuck up and put in Arch.