Tell Me About Texas a&m

[Jiggy-Z 3432]

4 hours ago, Magus Ossis said:

Words/expressions that have a different meaning in College Station

Midnight

Conference championship*

Heisman candidate

Military

Big brother

Rule

Rich

Sleeping giant

(to name a few)

Spring game.

This place is slipping.

[CooterBrown 18001]

The aggy vet school…

https://www.texasobserver.org/watts-horse-veterinarian-cruelty-training/

[SimkinsMan 4385]

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This opens the door to a possible doomsday scenario: the Aggies make the SEC championship as part of the 12-team field, but lose in that game to drop out of that field.

This is currently more realistic than most A&M fans would like to admit. If the chalk plays out (which is a big if, in this sport), then A&M is in a perilous position here. It's hard to see the committee not moving A&M down if a loss occurred, and then there's the risk that other teams would jump them from below.

Graham is not just a homer, he is also an idiot. If the "chalk" plays out down the end of the season, Texas will beat Texas A&M by a touchdown or more.

[BurntEyes 5954]

20 minutes ago, CooterBrown said:

The aggy vet school…

https://www.texasobserver.org/watts-horse-veterinarian-cruelty-training/

That article is really hard to get through. Fuck that cunt, I hope she actually sees time in fuck me in the ass prison.

That said..  I don't think the article belong here. Sorry.

Daily Texan is a more appropriate place.

Edited 7 hours ago by BurntEyes

[Blotto 23484]

5 hours ago, coachherman'sgrill said:

FYSA, don't show up for midnight yell........at midnight for an away game. It starts at 10 pm for some reason and not, you know, midnight, like its called. Aggy gunna aggy. Don't be late like Davido.

 

[TrashMaster G 17536]

21 minutes ago, SimkinsMan said:

Graham is not just a homer, he is also an idiot. If the "chalk" plays out down the end of the season, Texas will beat Texas A&M by a touchdown or more.

 But tu is the #8 team in the SECSECSEC, well below them Fightin' Texas Aggies, ya stoopid 'sip.

[Hagbard Celine 10848]

1 hour ago, CooterBrown said:

The aggy vet school…

https://www.texasobserver.org/watts-horse-veterinarian-cruelty-training/

i don't want to read this and will look away because my vet (who just retired dammit) is aggy

his wife who ran the business side is a horn

all of the undervets and techs who came up in the business over the last 30 years were all aggy

my cat vet is aggy

these have been priceless relationships

[deft 6828]

The aggy vet school…

https://www.texasobserver.org/watts-horse-veterinarian-cruelty-training/

Cattle prod that bitch to death. And I fucking hate horses. I punched a horse when I was a kid like I was mongo. Fucker tried to bite me because I was feeding him fast enough. But still, fuck her with a cattle prod.

[NeverMarryAStripper 21864]

I always try to use Mississipppi State vets

[Hairy Biped 585]

7 hours ago, coachherman'sgrill said:

FYSA, don't show up for midnight yell........at midnight for an away game. It starts at 10 pm for some reason and not, you know, midnight, like its called. Aggy gunna aggy. Don't be late like Davido.

You think that's bad, according to their website, the midnight yell for us is at 5:30pm.  https://calendar.tamu.edu/event/338731-yell-practice-with-head-coach-mike-elko-and-the

[Funk Doctor Spock 12175]

On 11/19/2024 at 8:18 AM, Longboard Horn said:

 

Gerry was shit talking Slo'Neal this morning. Said he's been cut from every team other than the Cypress little league lol 

1 hour ago, Hagbard Celine said:

i don't want to read this and will look away because my vet (who just retired dammit) is aggy

his wife who ran the business side is a horn

all of the undervets and techs who came up in the business over the last 30 years were all aggy

my cat vet is aggy

these have been priceless relationships

Weird. My main vet (who retired) was an aggy, but he was cool. Always shit talking me when we took our dogs in. He was phenomenal. 

Now they have a bunch of Okie Lite vets. It makes sense considering they're all retarded and we switched vets. Out new vet is a Longhorn grad/Aggy vet grad. It's always dope seeing him in his Longhorns scrubs. Dude looooves our horns. He found out I was a graduate and he actually gives us preferred treatment. Helped us when our last pup was laid to rest in April. Suoer nice guy. I feel like it was fate that we met him. 

Didn't even charge us for the procedure. Said we're always there for our pups and we're good. Top 2 best vets I've ever had. 

Edited 4 hours ago by Funk Doctor Spock

[texasdago 7562]

Oh please please please...

“We will absolutely abide by the burn ban, as we have done throughout the season, even as the cold has set in at Stack,” a Facebook post from the student bonfire page said.

 

https://www.kbtx.com/2024/11/20/burn-bans-could-delay-student-bonfire-2024-official-call-be-made-nov-26/

[Blotto 23484]

9 minutes ago, texasdago said:

Oh please please please...

“We will absolutely abide by the burn ban, as we have done throughout the season, even as the cold has set in at Stack,” a Facebook post from the student bonfire page said.

 

https://www.kbtx.com/2024/11/20/burn-bans-could-delay-student-bonfire-2024-official-call-be-made-nov-26/

You know a lot of those slapdicks would gladly risk burning down the entirety of college station  rather than abandon their fall klan rally. 

[686 3446]

That article is really hard to get through. Fuck that cunt, I hope she actually sees time in fuck me in the ass prison.
That said..  I don't think the article belong here. Sorry.
Daily Texan is a more appropriate place.

Yeah that is fucking rough. For those without the stomach: Aggy hires a fucking quack professor who turns out to additionally be a sadistic bitch that tortures horses to death while also running bullshit quack treatments on hundreds of horses. Finally she was convicted on animal cruelty charges and had her license revoked, but only after footage was leaked showing her shock a slung horse with a cattle prod over 1000 times in the most vile and disturbing manner imaginable.

Hopefully she spends eternity in hell being trampled and bitten by horses.

[TrashMaster G 17536]

7 minutes ago, Blotto said:

You know a lot of those slapdicks would gladly risk burning down the entirety of college station  rather than abandon their fall klan rally. 

But, would anyone notice?

[UTexasFight 9425]

13 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

I was there. Texas fans were quiet and Nebraska fans were all talking because nobody thought Texas could beat them. Except we own them. They didn’t like it. 

Was there too and took the words right out of my mouth. 
Taylor Martinez was so awful for them (but not as awful as his receivers that day)

Fun fact: Nebraska was #5 heading in to that game. They haven’t been ranked in the top 5 since.

 

[mchookem 16318]

14 hours ago, Hagbard Celine said:

christmas 84 was a nightmare of cornholio aggy

they were on the attack at the mall, at parties, anywhere you ran in to them, eyes bulging, foaming at the mouth

fear

and loathing

one of the unanticipated but much appreciated benefits of moving to Denver is that while we run into Longhorns almost weekly around the city and get frequent friendly callouts and 🤘 gestures (stores, bike riding, restaurants, etc.) i have seen maybe a total of 5 aggy in our 2 1/2 years here. 

[Willfully Horn 7993]

On 11/19/2024 at 8:08 AM, Alien Octopus said:

Maybe, but he won’t have those mouth breathers  trashing up his new family compound. 
 

https://www.google.com/amp/s/globalnews.ca/news/9554720/elon-musk-utopia-town-snailbrook/amp/

Being obliged to consider the musk gland befouling Utopia is neg worthy.

Edited 41 minutes ago by Willfully Horn