Tell Me About Texas a&m

[coachherman'sgrill 2244]

As 83Aggie said, good thing we have only faced Georgia and not.........check notes................South Carolina? Auburn? Notre Dame?

[deft 6867]

Forget it Jake, it’s graham harrell….or Chinatown. Or something.

[coachherman'sgrill 2244]

Thread about how they have an 18% chance to make the conf championship. There sooooooo close yet so far (and to make sure I'm clear, I'm referencing their losses to South Carolina and Auburn, which were away games me thinks)

[BonzoMontreaux 1069]

They are hoping in one hand and shitting in the other to see which one fills up first.  Band needs to be really careful this weekend.  

 

[Horn Dogg 3938]

5 minutes ago, BonzoMontreaux said:

They are hoping in one hand and shitting in the other to see which one fills up first.  Band needs to be really careful this weekend.  

 

They have had 13 years for the burnt Orange daddy feeling to wear off, so they are starting to get a little optimistic.  They are in for the dick slap of a lifetime once the game starts.

[TrashMaster G 17583]

27 minutes ago, OU Sucks said:

SIAP...aggy will be honoring their baseball team [for what exactly?] at the football game, and they think it's some amazingly clever troll job:

https://gigemgazette.com/texas-a-m-is-trolling-the-longhorns-in-the-cleverest-way-possible-during-rivalry-game-01jdgn59e538

I remember when Rice pulled the same stunt, honoring their NC baseball team when we were in town to play them in football.

It's what lesser schools do.

And, as far as no players following Elko from Duke, he made a money move and he liked those kids at Duke. He didn't want to subject any of them to the Collie Station weirdness.

[Crapinon 2260]

35 minutes ago, OU Sucks said:

SIAP...aggy will be honoring their baseball team [for what exactly?] at the football game, and they think it's some amazingly clever troll job:

https://gigemgazette.com/texas-a-m-is-trolling-the-longhorns-in-the-cleverest-way-possible-during-rivalry-game-01jdgn59e538

 

Two things: 

1) How the hell is this some kind of elaborate troll job? They're acknowledging the baseball team. And do they not realize their all aggy baseball coach left them ASAP for the team thery're trolling? 

2) LOL "With a three-year runway building up to this rivalry matchup, Texas has done every single thing they can to claw their way out of A&M's shadow—and not just on the football field."

 

This is some 1960's Pravda level of reporting. 

Edited 2 hours ago by Crapinon

[Alien Octopus 559]

10 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

OK, which one of you is this?

Nothing says Christian win like an all dude sleep over requirement. WTF

[DFW Horn 6138]

11 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

OK, which one of you is this?

Please tell us more about this, "recipe for aggy football success".

I must've overlooked the Era of Aggy

[GreenspointTexas 9662]

Wait, they are honoring a baseball team for being a runner up?!?!?!?!

 

 

classic aggy

[Drew 2510]

1 hour ago, OU Sucks said:

SIAP...aggy will be honoring their baseball team [for what exactly?] at the football game, and they think it's some amazingly clever troll job:

https://gigemgazette.com/texas-a-m-is-trolling-the-longhorns-in-the-cleverest-way-possible-during-rivalry-game-01jdgn59e538

 

Honoring the First losers...classic aggy.

And Texas football players probably don't have a fucking clue they're even trying to clown Texas...that's the funniest part.

1 hour ago, coachherman'sgrill said:

As 83Aggie said, good thing we have only faced Georgia and not.........check notes................South Carolina? Auburn? Notre Dame?

They just can't help themselves from making more and more excuses.

They're fucking right this was a weak SEC year, and guess what? It don't fucking matter if Texas wins because guess who it says is the Conference Champion no matter what? Whoever wins it.  There are no fucking asterisks saying "Yeah BUT in a down year"

 

Also if Texas has "only faced Georgia" then why is it we keep beating teams other top SEC teams can't?  Like Florida, Kentucky, Vandy, and OU.

[Not a cat 5673]

Did that weird little fella release his SEC rankings yet?  

[Drew 2510]

1 minute ago, Not a cat said:

Did that weird little fella release his SEC rankings yet?  

I'm sure we can't wait to see Texas STILL 8th while he excuses everything everyone else did.

Or MAYBE he'll move us to 6th, still behind aggy of course, because "run efficiency was still lower than it should have been as Kentucky's great Dline had an Off Day"

[BlueGreySky 1023]

1 minute ago, Drew said:

...because guess who it says is the Conference Champion no matter what? Whoever wins it.  There are no fucking asterisks saying "Yeah BUT in a down year"

Unless you're aggy.  No winning required for these fucking goobers.  

[nnm 36501]

1 hour ago, coachherman'sgrill said:

As 83Aggie said, good thing we have only faced Georgia and not.........check notes................South Carolina? Auburn? Notre Dame?

If this is not the real SECX3, and the easiest SECX3 in years, why hasn’t TAMU waltzed through it?

[Longboard Horn 40419]

[Not a cat 5673]

Just now, BlueGreySky said:

Unless you're aggy.  No winning required for these fucking goobers.  

Unlike most upper Midwesterners, our Catholic friend here understands aggy.  

[Drew 2510]

3 minutes ago, BlueGreySky said:

Unless you're aggy.  No winning required for these fucking goobers.  

That's a good point...i mean, we're not talking south divisions though.   Advantage aggy.

3 minutes ago, nnm said:

If this is not the real SECX3, and the easiest SECX3 in years, why hasn’t TAMU waltzed through it?

SCAR and Auburn and ND would have all beat Texas...so would Arky(oops) and THIS Florida team(we played the backup duh)

[Pimphand 5824]

1 hour ago, OU Sucks said:

SIAP...aggy will be honoring their baseball team [for what exactly?] at the football game, and they think it's some amazingly clever troll job:

https://gigemgazette.com/texas-a-m-is-trolling-the-longhorns-in-the-cleverest-way-possible-during-rivalry-game-01jdgn59e538

 

Well they moved senior day to the UMass game because it is a distraction they can't handle before mean evil tu. However the 2024 AGS did tie the number of wins in Omaha they had amassed in their entire programs history prior so this is not a distraction but a celebration #whoop(s)

[Bill Lumbergh 7173]

14 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Wait, they are honoring a baseball team for being a runner up?!?!?!?!

 

 

classic aggy

Name a more consequential accomplishment they've had in a big 3 sport in the last 20 years.  It's pathetic, but it's really all they have. 

Hell, they gave Jimbo a fucking national championship plaque for...existing?

When you have nothing real to celebrate but a terribly inflated sense of self worth, you find bullshit to celebrate. 

It's almost like they added conference championships to their wall in years where they didn't even play in the conference championship game.

[Beau Vine 54339]

56 minutes ago, Crapinon said:

1) How the hell is this some kind of elaborate troll job? They're acknowledging the baseball team. And do they not realize their all aggy baseball coach left them ASAP for the team thery're trolling? 

[coachherman'sgrill 2244]

2 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

There he is! Gawd, Meat Pimp is such a pimp

[BlueGreySky 1023]

4 minutes ago, Not a cat said:

Unlike most upper Midwesterners, our Catholic friend here understands aggy.  

Born and raised in TX and went to undergrad in state before grad school at ND.

I can't stand them and am very glad I've only ever met one in the wild here and thank God, 2%er

One of my best students and runners was recruited by aggy.  I talked him out of it and now he's going to land at either ND, Purdue, or Kentucky or maybe Miami OH.

[aggypedia 236]

Just a reminder for this week - aggypedia - your internet source for debunking aggy!

 

 

[TrashMaster G 17583]

28 minutes ago, BlueGreySky said:

Born and raised in TX and went to undergrad in state before grad school at ND.

I can't stand them and am very glad I've only ever met one in the wild here and thank God, 2%er

One of my best students and runners was recruited by aggy.  I talked him out of it and now he's going to land at either ND, Purdue, or Kentucky or maybe Miami OH.

Went to undergrad in state where???

[deft 6867]

They are hoping in one hand and shitting in the other to see which one fills up first.  Band needs to be really careful this weekend.  
 

Is poop slap *still* a thing a thing they’re doing over there? They’re consistent at least

[Pimphand 5824]

2 minutes ago, deft said:

Is poop slap *still* a thing a thing they’re doing over there? They’re consistent at least

I believe BM may be alluding to the time in 2005 that they shoveled manure onto the LHB....

Edited 29 minutes ago by Pimphand

[Navin R. Johnson 710]

I’m watching The Elk’s postgame press conference and he’s up there with his sausage fingers breathing heavily into the microphone. He might have a heart attack on the sidelines before the season ends.