Tell Me About Texas a&m

[C-Man 27280]

Our favorite GigEm Gazette writer “Pat” with some good copy this week:


Former Longhorn QB completely faceplants in clapback attempt towards Trey Zuhn

https://gigemgazette.com/former-longhorn-qb-completely-faceplants-in-clapback-attempt-towards-trey-zuhn-01jdmtf6eh0a


Texas A&M is trolling the Longhorns in the cleverest way possible during rivalry game

https://gigemgazette.com/texas-a-m-is-trolling-the-longhorns-in-the-cleverest-way-possible-during-rivalry-game-01jdgn59e538

[Pimphand 5918]

6 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

1984 .500

Make 1984 Fiction Again

Also...
 

 

[coachherman'sgrill 2270]

4 hours ago, 'stache said:

I’ve been there and agree. There’s nothing intimidating about 90,000 homos swaying back and forth and singing showtunes from the late 1800s. 

They really like numbers for some reason, like it makes a shit

[coachherman'sgrill 2270]

[Blotto 23583]

28 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Our favorite GigEm Gazette writer “Pat” with some good copy this week:


Former Longhorn QB completely faceplants in clapback attempt towards Trey Zuhn

https://gigemgazette.com/former-longhorn-qb-completely-faceplants-in-clapback-attempt-towards-trey-zuhn-01jdmtf6eh0a


Texas A&M is trolling the Longhorns in the cleverest way possible during rivalry game

https://gigemgazette.com/texas-a-m-is-trolling-the-longhorns-in-the-cleverest-way-possible-during-rivalry-game-01jdgn59e538

Thats the good shit right there. I'm convinced aggy Pat is a troll at this point.

Also, Chance Mock is a chode that would probably struggle to outsmart an aggy. He sat down  next to me at a bar one afternoon while I was eating, and proceeded to talk on his phone about 20 dB louder than necessary about his many bidness opportunities. After he left, the regulars/bar staff started tooling on the guy, as apparently this was not a first time event. 

[Orale 1089]

5 hours ago, 'stache said:

I’ve been there and agree. There’s nothing intimidating about 90,000 homos swaying back and forth and singing showtunes from the late 1800s. 

Um, we homos would have nothing to do with those delusional dorks thank you very much. 

[deft 6882]

Yeah, let’s tone down the homo and bundle of sticks talk. We’re better than aggy. We’re degenerates but not complete pieces of shit. We can make fun of them all day long without denigrating other people’s lifestyles.

[Leanderman 2274]

 

 

[OU Sucks 8916]

4 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

Since the turn of the century:

9-3 Texas

An aggy posted the "Since scholarship limitations" and "Since Darrel K Royal's last game" records on Twitter years ago and I replied, mentioning the record since 2000 (you know, the most recent gap of time they conveniently neglect to cover in their "since..." record comparisons. The dumbass replied, arguing "from 2000" was a totally arbitrary starting point, as if "Since scholarship limitations" and "Since DKR's last game" weren't 😆Bunch of Tom Herman Mensanites over there.

Edited 51 minutes ago by OU Sucks

[MontereyMX 869]

49 minutes ago, OU Sucks said:

An aggy posted the "Since scholarship limitations" and "Since Darrel K Royal's last game" records on Twitter years ago and I replied, mentioning the record since 2000 (you know, the most recent gap of time they conveniently neglect to cover in their "since..." record comparisons. The dumbass replied, arguing "from 2000" was a totally arbitrary starting point, as if "Since scholarship limitations" and "Since DKR's last game" weren't 😆Bunch of Tom Herman Mensanites over there.

Huh?