Tell Me About Texas a&m

[Pimphand 5,967]

Spider rote a pome:

My classes just begun at Collin County Community Collage and I allready got a assinement in my Creative Riting class. I suppose to come up with a originale pome all my own.As you tsips now, aint much else Spider can thank off exsept the big game this weakend between the fightin Texas Aggies and the Noter Dame. So hears what I come up with...

Look Out Noter Dame

Look out Irish, Look out Noter Dame.
Perpair to loose this football game.

I laff at you domers that boast off tradition.
We the ones with bonfire and tunnel vision.

You may have the golden dome and the Cathlick Pope.
We has maroon karrots and a fullback on dope.

You may have NCs and Highsmens to boot.
We has boy cheerleeders in ice cream sutes.

You may have the 4 horsmen and a fella name Gipper.
We has 4H Clubs and 300 pound strippers.

You may have Newt Rockny and that old Irish luck.
We has RC Slocum and the seckrataries he's (bin frendly with).

You may laff at our shaved heads and our hick overalls.
Just wate till we bend over and skweeze our aggie balls.

You may mock us and you may tease us.
But we goeing to turd on touchdown Jesus.

gig'em

[MontereyMX 873]

2 hours ago, Jiggy-Z said:

Is that like the old "I just voted for Jesse Jackson" bit from Eddie Murphy?

maybe he can get a hold of Case M and a few more.   They could sign as well.  

[WelfareBuysMyWeed 5,633]

When you really think of it, the 12 who thankfully died in that hilarious bonfire incident are burning in hell, so one could say that bonfire was never extinguished. The 666th man, so to speak.

[RomaVicta 30,034]

17 hours ago, coachherman'sgrill said:

 

Yeah, I don’t understand the reasoning why a home night game is such a deal breaker?

[nineliveslost 2,804]

5 minutes ago, WelfareBuysMyWeed said:

When you really think of it, the 12 who thankfully died in that hilarious bonfire incident are burning in hell, so one could say that bonfire was never extinguished. The 666th man, so to speak.

maybe you need to step away from the eggnog today.  

That is a very shitty take 

[Pimphand 5,967]

14 minutes ago, WelfareBuysMyWeed said:

When you really think of it, the 12 who thankfully died in that hilarious bonfire incident are burning in hell, so one could say that bonfire was never extinguished. The 666th man, so to speak.

My college roommate at UT lost his little brother in the bonfire.

I say this with the utmost sincerity.... GO FUCK YOURSELF

[destroya 380]

18 minutes ago, WelfareBuysMyWeed said:

When you really think of it, the 12 who thankfully died in that hilarious bonfire incident are burning in hell, so one could say that bonfire was never extinguished. The 666th man, so to speak.

I really hope you didn’t attend UT. 

[MontereyMX 873]

20 minutes ago, WelfareBuysMyWeed said:

When you really think of it, the 12 who thankfully died in that hilarious bonfire incident are burning in hell, so one could say that bonfire was never extinguished. The 666th man, so to speak.

you can't have the worlds largest collection of degenerate dickheads without this type of shit.   good job!