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ChiTownDoc

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15 minutes ago, Lhorn said:

IDK. The dudes are all ultra goobers but they’ve got some attractive young ladies. 

They had panned to the corp turds when I was commenting.  Yes overall, not bad for eye candy.  Just shit their pants like usual.  Not that OU has much to brag about in 2024 but we ain’t aggy.  

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2025. 2030. Whatever it takes…
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On 11/29/2024 at 2:53 PM, Beau Vine said:

Guess who's feeling optimistic?

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Lat's check out Grant's bold predictions:

 

1. Aggies jump off to a quick start
 

They actually did put together a nice drive, but then got stuffed trying to run up the middle on a 4th-1.  This would seem to be a theme of their offense.  Ultimately, not a quick start.


2. Longhorns turn to Manning at some point
 

NAILED IT!!!

3. Texas A&M football registers several sacks
 

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4. Reed ends the day with highest QBR of the game
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I don't actually know the formula for QBR, but if that formula doesn't say the numbers on the left rate better than the ones on the right, it's as idiotic as Grant

Aggies roll up 2+ rushing touchdowns

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Grant, I know you're reading so... Thanks for all the laughs this season.   It made tonight just that much better.

 

 

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1 minute ago, The_Great_Hornsby said:

Why in the ever living fuck would someone lace xanax with fentanyl and then give it to someone. Maddening

Jake order a xanax off the black market and it was laced with fentanyl. I would be scared of any medication not from a pharmacy at this point.

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52 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Grant, I know you're reading so... Thanks for all the laughs this season.   It made tonight just that much better.

Co-sign. This has been a really fun season, and Grant has legitimately played a big part in it. He’s a treasure 

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Having family members graduate from A&M they're 2%ers. They don't make up shit and make excuses. They know their deficiencies. They're big time donors, but they know they're behind Texas in a big way, but they still do what they can. We always rib each other each Christmas when they call me a tea supper and I call them sheep lovers. 

They're cool as shit, and super fucking hilarious. I wish they would get on this board y'all would like them. They're like bizzle but don't travel to spotty Vancouver. I'll try again this Christmas to get them to sign up. Like me, they're into self deprecating humour. 

The only issue is my cousin is dealing with muscular dystrophy and needs around the clock care, but she's aware. She does read the boards and finds them hilarious, so it makes her happy. 

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54 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

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This is some of the best 1 + 2 punch of Schadenfreude I have ever read. That first post went RIGHT INTO MY VEINS!!!!!



 

15 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

I wish York was playing for the good guys 

 

 


Who would he start in front of? 

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