Tell Me About Texas a&m

[HtownHorn 14906]

Didn't anyone catch the replay where Simmons was called for the personal foul? Apparently, the aggy OL was on top of him dry humping across the aggy field before our other players came over to save him from the sexual assault.

 

Seriously what the fuck is this shit? Oh, this is what they mean by G.R.I.N.D.

Edited 3 hours ago by HtownHorn

[Hagbard Celine 10993]

10 hours ago, VoteforHank said:

I love the Aggie tears and the general depression overall on the maroon, comedy channel i.e, TexAgs. What is shocking to me is that they one hundred percent thought that they had a prayer of winning this game. Those fucktard‘s actually thought that the fans in the stands were going to get them this win.  That cult is insane. 

9 hours ago, The_Great_Hornsby said:

I think it was reasonable to think they had a chance. What wasnt reasonable was the blind confidence that they were going to destroy us. And after the first half it was abundantly apparent that they were gonna lose in convincing fashion. 

win or lose in atlanta, the sec myth has been broken, and with it aggy identity has been shattered in to a thousand pieces

[NAVY 6833]

20 minutes ago, 6th Street said:

This is why I tell my kid: Don't start running away from problems or you’ll always be run away from problems 

[F250 28936]

7 hours ago, CleverNickname said:

The real danger of AI is now apparent...

If it's aggy developed it will look like this.

[Treefidy 1489]

SEC network replay right now

[Bookman 4719]

17 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Didn't anyone catch the replay where Simmons was called for the personal foul? Apparently, the aggy OL was on top of him dry humping across the aggy field before our other players came over to save him from the sexual assault.

 

Seriously what the fuck is this shit? Oh, this is what they mean by G.R.I.N.D.

Maybe he misunderstood when Elko said they need to score. 

[rage-a-holic 4542]

3 minutes ago, Treefidy said:

SEC network replay right now

 

[Horn Dogg 4171]

28 minutes ago, Bookman said:

These Aggie tears hit different. The more I drink the more I want.

How many jizz jars have they filled with tears so far?

[Macanudo 13076]

1 minute ago, Horn Dogg said:

How many jizz jars have they filled with tears so far?

All of them.

[horn4life 3812]

Well, you have to like the Longhorn sense of humor!

SEC!  SEC!  SEC! 

The Aggies used to chant that as if they were something other than a cog in the wheel.  Exactly what they ran away from, came to their house, and crushed... the now 13 year dream of playing in the SEC championship. 

Texas is like the cool neighbor that screwed your soon to be wife 13 years ago.  Then last night, you caught that mofo banging your mom, while she screamed SEC...SEC...SEC! 

Texas cheers and Aggie Tears, who is to tell which is sweeter?

Edited 2 hours ago by horn4life

[jimmyjazz 46466]

It's been over 24 hours since that game kicked off and I'm still laughing my ass off.

Never change, Aggies.  Guess what, you get to play us at DKR next (as you should have last night).

[lilMAC25 3859]

aggy when Texas won the BigXii last year

[Hagbard Celine 10993]

6 hours ago, BigHornedLurker said:

Surely Aggy top brass isn't dumb enough to leave for the big10 , they'd probably become the new Nebraska 

And they would never fucking live it down

I would absolutely help them pack 

over the last dozen years they've shown their ass to the world so their options are fairly limited

the b1g will laugh heartily

the acc might trade them for florida state straight up

[Redneck Mutha 8049]

1 hour ago, 6th Street said:

New stadium? All they did was buy a new propane tank, flip the tires so the white walls faced out, and move the sewage hose from the yard to the storm drain. 

Same piece of shit it always was except now they can't play loud music for fear of collapse. 

[C-Man 27343]

Formatting got fucked up

[Vic Mackey 47298]

[C-Man 27343]

 
 

[Macanudo 13076]

12 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

over the last dozen years they've shown their ass to the world so their options are fairly limited

the b1g will laugh heartily

the acc might trade them for florida state straight up

The ACC would be crazy to make that trade straight up.   The SEC should at least throw in Kentucky to even it out.

[Bookman 4719]

I can't seem to find it but there was a post on TexAgs suggesting that Aggies boycott Aggie Football in protest. 

[Huckleberry 33507]

Does anyone have a breakdown of Texas A&M football NCAA violations, probation years, etc.?

[Alien Octopus 603]

If Texas wanted to Flex they could give away tix for that game, at DKR. 

[TrashMaster G 17710]

13 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

Typical aggy moron.

[Blotto 23664]

As we head into the heart of the holiday season, it warms my cold heart to think about how miserable aggy will be with each successive horn victory. With a nice run, we can fuck up their entire calendar until the end of January. And that's really the essence of this festive time of year.

[Navin R. Johnson 758]

3 minutes ago, Blotto said:

As we head into the heart of the holiday season, it warms my cold heart to think about how miserable aggy will be with each successive horn victory. With a nice run, we can fuck up their entire calendar until the end of January. And that's really the essence of this festive time of year.

Tis the season 

[tbone_ 14253]

I just came here to say

[Dendox 102]

38 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

Does anyone have a breakdown of Texas A&M football NCAA violations, probation years, etc.?

Here?

 

https://aggypedia.com/aggypedia/aggy-athletics/aggy-athletics/#NCAA_Violations

[General Specific 3337]

As we head into the heart of the holiday season, it warms my cold heart to think about how miserable aggy will be with each successive horn victory. With a nice run, we can fuck up their entire calendar until the end of January. And that's really the essence of this festive time of year.

[Funk Doctor Spock 12787]

10 hours ago, DFW Horn said:

Much like UGA in the 2019 Sugar Bowl, aggy just didn't want to be there.

I always found this "they didn't want to be there " shtick to be retarded. They claim they didn't want to be there because they wanted to be in the playoffs, yet they had only made the playoffs ONCE, the year before. If it were Bama, sure, but a team who had only been there once the year before, I don't buy it. They just got physically dominated. It's not like they weren't playing their starters. We just fucked them up and they made that pathetic excuse. 

[markstanco 12651]

 
the most derp looking fuck

Why doesn’t their AD say something? He’s the face of a multimillion dollar program. Yea, many coaches wear hoodies game day, but his pregame attire on CGD Saturday morning was unacceptable. Buy a suit for when you are on national TV for 3-4 minutes.

[randomhorn 1893]

14 minutes ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

I always found this "they didn't want to be there " shtick to be retarded. They claim they didn't want to be there because they wanted to be in the playoffs, yet they had only made the playoffs ONCE, the year before. If it were Bama, sure, but a team who had only been there once the year before, I don't buy it. They just got physically dominated. It's not like they weren't playing their starters. We just fucked them up and they made that pathetic excuse. 

Same as it ever was

[randomhorn 1893]

9 minutes ago, markstanco said:

Why doesn’t their AD say something? He’s the face of a multimillion dollar program. Yea, many coaches wear hoodies game day, but his pregame attire on CGD Saturday morning was unacceptable. Buy a suit for when you are on national TV for 3-4 minutes.

Thornton Melon hasn’t opened a suit store in College Station yet 

[Davis Lane 5751]

12 hours ago, Eskimohorn said:

Happy hunting

My boy in the top left corner is contemplating which grief to partake in. 

[TwiceHorn 31676]

9 hours ago, Deej said:

Why has no other program thought of those things?

He left out "Call the touchdown play."

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