Tell Me About Texas a&m

[Js1 85748]

10 hours ago, markstanco said:

Nor should he because their coach would never go there. He shops at academy exclusively.

He looks like he shops at the gift shop at the Dixie Chicken 

[DaysOff 8004]

29 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

That guy is 47 years old. 

 

 

He has terrible insulin resistance. I hope he gets help.

[Deej 77172]

10 minutes ago, DaysOff said:

He has terrible insulin resistance. I hope he gets help.

I hope he doesn't.

[South Austin 52688]

48 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

That guy is 47 years old. 

He's aging like Wilford Brimley.  

[Armybrat 40993]

14 hours ago, HtownHorn said:

Didn't anyone catch the replay where Simmons was called for the personal foul? Apparently, the aggy OL was on top of him dry humping across the aggy field before our other players came over to save him from the sexual assault.

 

Seriously what the fuck is this shit? Oh, this is what they mean by G.R.I.N.D.

WTF?

And our player was flagged?

[UThomas 33]

I think that was a different play.  Looked like both were grabbing each others facemasks on the other one, blocking waaaaaaay down field away from the play.  The flagged play Simmons had his helmet off...

[Gatorubet 30404]

1 hour ago, BurntEyes said:

That's the script. It's coming. I'll throw a Dart and guess it's an Ole Miss fan. 

ISWYDT

[Blotto 23697]

A&Ms last physically fit coach?

https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3514765

Has potential, but I assume the mods will shut it down for fat shaming the Elk. 

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We have a 350 pound morbidly obese coach who's vibe is "I just took first place in the Rib Eating Contest for the 3rd year in a row at the county fair". Those 5XL moo-moo shirts look like B52 parachutes.

 

[nnm 36871]

1 hour ago, BurntEyes said:

My guess is it won't be a Texas fan. Rather, a fan from a different SEC school who has always been wanting to see a game in Pyle Field. Given the huge nature of the rivalry said fan neglected his own team's game, came in with his family. Of course, the "vibe" of the tailgates and the open arms of all aggie kind, "swayed" them away from pulling for Texas (which they were at the start). Then during the game the amazing piped in crowd noise and cult cheers amazed said "fan of other school". Said "fan of other school" also found himself agreeing with aggie on some questionable calls and the the stupidity of Matthew McConaughey being on the sideline.

In the end, "fan from other school" still love "other school" but acknowledges that aggie turdition and school spirit eclipses his own team.

That's the script. It's coming. I'll throw a Dart and guess it's an Ole Miss fan. 

I don’t have a poster account at TexAgs, but here’s the text for someone to post there:

Subject: Thank You, Aggies – A Night to Remember at Kyle Field

Howdy, Aggies!

I’m not a Texas fan, but I’ll admit I came into Saturday night’s game between the Aggies and Longhorns expecting to cheer for the burnt orange. I’m an SEC fan through and through (Hotty Toddy from an Ole Miss Rebel), and I’ve always wanted to experience a game at the legendary Kyle Field. When the opportunity came to see this game, I couldn’t pass it up, even if it meant missing my own Rebels in action.

Let me tell you: it was worth every second.

From the moment my family and I stepped onto campus, we were blown away by the hospitality and energy of the Aggie community. The tailgates were unlike anything we’ve ever seen—every tent seemed to welcome us with open arms, good food, and good conversation. Somewhere along the way, my family and I found ourselves being “swayed” (pun intended) away from Texas and firmly into the Aggie camp. The spirit of the 12th Man is infectious, and by the time we headed into the stadium, we were all yelling “Gig ’em!”

The experience inside Kyle Field was on another level. The crowd noise, the cheers, the precision of your traditions—it was absolutely mesmerizing. And the sheer unity of the 12th Man made me wonder why the rest of us in the SEC can’t get it together quite like y’all do. I even found myself nodding along with some Aggies on a few questionable calls (don’t get me started on the officiating!) and laughing at how absurd Matthew McConaughey looked trying to hype up the Longhorns from the sideline.

In the end, while my heart still belongs to Ole Miss, I have to tip my hat to Texas A&M. Your school spirit, traditions, and game-day environment truly eclipse anything I’ve seen before. Thank you for the unforgettable experience, Aggie family. Y’all have something incredibly special in College Station, and I feel lucky to have been a part of it, even for one night.

Gig ’em,

An SEC Rebel (but now, an Aggie fan at heart—for at least one night)

 

[DigglerontheHoof 21283]

7 minutes ago, nnm said:

I don’t have a poster account at TexAgs, but here’s the text for someone to post there:

Subject: Thank You, Aggies – A Night to Remember at Kyle Field

Howdy, Aggies!

I’m not a Texas fan, but I’ll admit I came into Saturday night’s game between the Aggies and Longhorns expecting to cheer for the burnt orange. I’m an SEC fan through and through (Hotty Toddy from an Ole Miss Rebel), and I’ve always wanted to experience a game at the legendary Kyle Field. When the opportunity came to see this game, I couldn’t pass it up, even if it meant missing my own Rebels in action.

Let me tell you: it was worth every second.

From the moment my family and I stepped onto campus, we were blown away by the hospitality and energy of the Aggie community. The tailgates were unlike anything we’ve ever seen—every tent seemed to welcome us with open arms, good food, and good conversation. Somewhere along the way, my family and I found ourselves being “swayed” (pun intended) away from Texas and firmly into the Aggie camp. The spirit of the 12th Man is infectious, and by the time we headed into the stadium, we were all yelling “Gig ’em!”

The experience inside Kyle Field was on another level. The crowd noise, the cheers, the precision of your traditions—it was absolutely mesmerizing. And the sheer unity of the 12th Man made me wonder why the rest of us in the SEC can’t get it together quite like y’all do. I even found myself nodding along with some Aggies on a few questionable calls (don’t get me started on the officiating!) and laughing at how absurd Matthew McConaughey looked trying to hype up the Longhorns from the sideline.

In the end, while my heart still belongs to Ole Miss, I have to tip my hat to Texas A&M. Your school spirit, traditions, and game-day environment truly eclipse anything I’ve seen before. Thank you for the unforgettable experience, Aggie family. Y’all have something incredibly special in College Station, and I feel lucky to have been a part of it, even for one night.

Gig ’em,

An SEC Rebel (but now, an Aggie fan at heart—for at least one night)

 

[gofuckyourself 8680]

1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

That guy is 47 years old. 

 

 

It's not even the massive discrepancy between physical appearance and actual age that is most mind-bottling ... though that certainly is.

It's that he somehow raises the bar from the near perfect dipshit looking physical representation of aggy that was Jimbo.

Elko's slack-jawed, vacant-eyed permanently bewildered appearance is so appropriate for aggy.

Along of course with the comically rotund physical appearance that represents a coma victim's level of physical activity.

If said coma victim was getting sausage gravy delivered directly to them via IV. 

[Pig Bellmont 8750]

1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

That guy is 47 years old. 

 

 

This is the most shocking thing I’ve read

[B00M 6581]

6 minutes ago, gofuckyourself said:

If said coma victim was getting sausage gravy delivered directly to them via IV. 

[PTINS 3486]

16 hours ago, Jersey Man10 said:

 

Thank you!!! I've been waiting for the before "bravado" to the after "oh shit!"

15 hours ago, 6th Street said:

Is this the McKinney who got the goal post at TTech?

[Bill Lumbergh 7225]

4 minutes ago, nnm said:

I don’t have a poster account at TexAgs, but here’s the text for someone to post there:

Subject: Thank You, Aggies – A Night to Remember at Kyle Field

Howdy, Aggies!

I’m not a Texas fan, but I’ll admit I came into Saturday night’s game between the Aggies and Longhorns expecting to cheer for the burnt orange. I’m an SEC fan through and through (Hotty Toddy from an Ole Miss Rebel), and I’ve always wanted to experience a game at the legendary Kyle Field. When the opportunity came to see this game, I couldn’t pass it up, even if it meant missing my own Rebels in action.

Let me tell you: it was worth every second.

From the moment my family and I stepped onto campus, we were blown away by the hospitality and energy of the Aggie community. The tailgates were unlike anything we’ve ever seen—every tent seemed to welcome us with open arms, good food, and good conversation. Somewhere along the way, my family and I found ourselves being “swayed” (pun intended) away from Texas and firmly into the Aggie camp. The spirit of the 12th Man is infectious, and by the time we headed into the stadium, we were all yelling “Gig ’em!”

The experience inside Kyle Field was on another level. The crowd noise, the cheers, the precision of your traditions—it was absolutely mesmerizing. And the sheer unity of the 12th Man made me wonder why the rest of us in the SEC can’t get it together quite like y’all do. I even found myself nodding along with some Aggies on a few questionable calls (don’t get me started on the officiating!) and laughing at how absurd Matthew McConaughey looked trying to hype up the Longhorns from the sideline.

In the end, while my heart still belongs to Ole Miss, I have to tip my hat to Texas A&M. Your school spirit, traditions, and game-day environment truly eclipse anything I’ve seen before. Thank you for the unforgettable experience, Aggie family. Y’all have something incredibly special in College Station, and I feel lucky to have been a part of it, even for one night.

Gig ’em,

An SEC Rebel (but now, an Aggie fan at heart—for at least one night)

 

I edited a...different version: 

Subject: Thank You, Aggies – A Night to Remember at Kyle Field

Howdy, Aggies!

I’m not a Texas fan, but I’ll admit I came into Saturday night’s game between the Aggies and Longhorns believing Texas would win.

I’m new to the SEC, and this was my first time experiencing a game at the legendary Kyle Field. When the opportunity came up to be at this game, I couldn’t pass it up.

Let me tell you: it was worth every second.

From the moment my family and I stepped onto campus, we were blown away by the energy of the Aggie community. The stadium atmosphere was unique, unlike anything we had ever seen.

The experience inside Kyle Field was on another level. The crowd noise, the cheers, the precision of your traditions—it was absolutely mesmerizing.  But I was most impressed by the hospitality I experienced in your stadium.  Every time I approached a crowd of Aggies (and it was crowded in that stadium that night!) they politely cleared the way and let me pass through.  I quickly understood why Aggies have a much deserved reputation for Southern hospitality. I've never seen anything like it.

I can assure you that I will never forget my first visit to Aggieland and Kyle Field, and I look forward to welcoming those kind, accommodating Aggies to visit us in the future.

Thank you for the unforgettable experience, Aggie family. Y’all have something incredibly "special" in College Station.

- Quintrevion Wisner

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[Deej 77172]

34 minutes ago, gofuckyourself said:

sausage gravy delivered directly...via IV

[nnm 36871]

 

[High Plains Drifter 11055]

On 11/29/2024 at 6:05 AM, Longboard Horn said:

 

 

stoopid sips leaving off meat judging and quidditch. 

 

 

[Beau Vine 54848]

1 hour ago, gofuckyourself said:

Elko's slack-jawed, vacant-eyed permanently bewildered appearance is so appropriate for aggy.

[Tex Pete 20957]

43 minutes ago, nnm said:

 

I’m not sure Zuhn saw Hill Saturday. If he did, he didn’t do anything about it. 
 

Imagine an aggy with an alligator mouth and a canary ass. We’ve never seen this before. 

Edited 5 minutes ago by Tex Pete