Tell Me About Texas a&m

[coachherman'sgrill 2,531]

Too much gold to screenshot everything, especially when I do the entire thing and it's too small to read

https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3514772

[General Specific 3,385]

They don't win consistently because their weird ass culture drives away great talent. Who the fuck wants to deal with their weird cult like culture while not winning shit? But their goober fans really think that's what sets them apart from all fanbases. Oh it does, just not in the way they think. Self-awareness isn't their strong suit.

Strong suit? Elko suit button has entered the chat!

[royiv 9,423]

1 minute ago, TrashMaster G said:

What a shithead.

Maybe I’m just getting old, but whereas I used to think Looch was a complete dumbass, I’ve begun respecting the grift he’s been running on the rubes for a quarter century. He has monetized being the aggy athletic department’s propaganda machine and turned a message board into a full fledged media platform. It’s a pretty sweet gig. Just pump sunshine, ignore reality and collect recurring revenue every month. It takes very little thought on his part because he doesn’t do any real analysis. Just keep pumping sunshine and draining wallets. At this point, he could declare that living in CS sucks, move his operation to Austin and likely not see a dip in revenue.

[jimmyjazz 46,508]

I love that Elko is already on the hot seat in some fans' eyes.  I think they forget that he was pretty much the only guy who would take the job.

[coachherman'sgrill 2,531]

This shit right here is what gets in their way. How do they not see it? Who gives any fucks about midnight yell (that's never at midnight)? Quit wasting time on something that only brings embarrassment and ridicule nationwide

First thing is get rid of the Milkmen. I know it would never happen but they gotta go. Get rid of the midnight yell. You can't take them seriously when they do this kind of stuff. Like that video of the one dude that was licking the ground? Or, do weird pushups or whatever that was.

These aren't serious people.

[Fudge Nuggets 19,292]

11 hours ago, Born to Run said:

I have showered many a time since i took my son on a tour of that campus and i still feel unclean. I hope 7% and an excellent essay gets him in UT or he pivots to Ark or even Texas State.  Fuck Aggy. 

None of my kids have / will be allowed to even consider aggy.

[Armybrat 41,032]

16 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

What a chickenshit coward

Fify

[gofuckyourself 8,716]

Just now, coachherman'sgrill said:

This shit right here is what gets in their way. How do they not see it? Who gives any fucks about midnight yell (that's never at midnight)? Quit wasting time on something that only brings embarrassment and ridicule nationwide

"People choose to come to A&M because it has a reputation as a good academic school with good values"

[GreenspointTexas 9,879]

1 hour ago, hookemATL said:

Kirkland Shrek is likely going through a lot the last several days.  We need to give compassion and understanding, as he wraps his mongoloid brain around what Texas is going to do in the SEC.

 

I was thinking more along the lines of Cracker-Barrel-Shrek myself

[TOR 5,860]

9 minutes ago, coachherman'sgrill said:

Too much gold to screenshot everything, especially when I do the entire thing and it's too small to read

https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3514772

All the transitive-property cope is making me dizzy. 

[markstanco 12,682]

My level of hate for tu has reached an all time high
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Just an absolute piece of **** fanbase, I knew lsu was trashy but good lord do these freaks take the cake. The stupid trolls on twitter mocking everything a&m, the moral superiority complex, one just declared tu the public Ivy of Texas. I hope their campus collapses. Eff them forever

Did an aggy engineering firm construct any buildings on campus to save a few bucks?  I hope not. 

[coachherman'sgrill 2,531]

From the Midnight Yell thread

He's almost there...........

[Guadaloopy 11,076]

42 minutes ago, Mittens said:

 

[Horn Dogg 4,225]

2 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

Hey Steve, you know that Ferrari you are driving?  How about you ditch that and come drive this Corvette instead.  Do we have a deal?

[TrashMaster G 17,769]

9 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

Months later and they have ZERO understanding of why Schloss left for Texas.

[Carl Spackler 3,560]

49 minutes ago, General Specific said:

Strong suit? Elko suit button has entered the chat!

[TOR 5,860]

9 minutes ago, Horn Dogg said:

Hey Steve, you know that Ferrari you are driving?  How about you ditch that and come drive this Corvette instead.  Do we have a deal?

 

[CoTex 1,174]

In response to the posts above about yell practice and yell leaders, put me in charge and I'll fix all that stuff lickety-split and have them "modernized" and "full of hype," by next August.

My simple change?

 

Female yell leaders with a coach from one of Houston's "gentleman's establishments."

Add some skin, some wiggle, and errbody will forgive the chigaroom and the weird dance moves.

 

If they still need some dudes in jumpsuits, give them the cannon duties. It's not like the current operators have it perfected.

 

[dcar00 14,630]

51 minutes ago, coachherman'sgrill said:

This shit right here is what gets in their way. How do they not see it? Who gives any fucks about midnight yell (that's never at midnight)? Quit wasting time on something that only brings embarrassment and ridicule nationwide

 

Old Army is getting old.  soon it will be a happy hour at the famed strip mall NorthGate.

[Alien Octopus 608]

15 minutes ago, Horn Dogg said:

Hey Steve, you know that Ferrari you are driving?  How about you ditch that and come drive this Corvette instead.  Do we have a deal?

My C8 wants to neg you.

[Horn Dogg 4,225]

Just now, Alien Octopus said:

My C8 wants to neg you.

My 911 wants to neg me too.

[TexasEd 8,162]

55 minutes ago, gofuckyourself said:

"People choose to come to A&M because it has a reputation as a good academic school with good values"

My 10th grader told me a joke yesterday:

Q: What do Texas and Texas A&M students have in common?

A: They both applied to Texas

Edited 14 hours ago by TexasEd

[Dennis Taylor 19,096]

1 hour ago, coachherman'sgrill said:

This shit right here is what gets in their way. How do they not see it? Who gives any fucks about midnight yell (that's never at midnight)? Quit wasting time on something that only brings embarrassment and ridicule nationwide

First thing is get rid of the Milkmen. I know it would never happen but they gotta go. Get rid of the midnight yell. You can't take them seriously when they do this kind of stuff. Like that video of the one dude that was licking the ground? Or, do weird pushups or whatever that was.

These aren't serious people.

Related

 

 

[thunderlounge 8,049]

15 hours ago, F250 said:

He looks like someone is trying to explain the concept of a calorie deficit to him.

 

 

The only thing with a calorie deficit is the Golden Corral buffet after he leaves.

[Blotto 23,752]

1 hour ago, coachherman'sgrill said:

First thing is get rid of the Milkmen. I know it would never happen but they gotta go. Get rid of the midnight yell. You can't take them seriously when they do this kind of stuff. Like that video of the one dude that was licking the ground? Or, do weird pushups or whatever that was.

These aren't serious people.

Some of you need to STFU. Laughing at those fucking dipshits as they embarass their school everytime they step out of the glory hole is not something I need to lose in this crazy, mixed up world. 

[Longboard Horn 41,064]

[MontereyMX 892]

1 hour ago, coachherman'sgrill said:

This shit right here is what gets in their way. How do they not see it? Who gives any fucks about midnight yell (that's never at midnight)? Quit wasting time on something that only brings embarrassment and ridicule nationwide

First thing is get rid of the Milkmen. I know it would never happen but they gotta go. Get rid of the midnight yell. You can't take them seriously when they do this kind of stuff. Like that video of the one dude that was licking the ground? Or, do weird pushups or whatever that was.

These aren't serious people.

uh coacherman, he was sucking dick really small dick 

[mchookem 16,582]

1 hour ago, Crapinon said:

Even Texags is calling him out on this one:

giveemhell

In reply to DGrimesAg92 • 10:21p, 12/2/24

Quote:

After the fourth time, I gently reached through, grabbed him by the back of the collar and gently laid him on his back with my hand gently around his throat. I politely told him if he said another word to my children or even looked our way, I was going to rip out his ****ing esophagus.

 

You are clearly thinking back on this situation and wishing you had the balls to actually do what you are fantasizing that you did. Can we please get back to actual football discussion now?

 

CoachTx.AgsIn reply to DGrimesAg92 • 12:23a, 12/3/24
DGrimesAg92 said:
We sat in section 417...

LOL. We all have these "I wish I had done this" thoughts. I feel ya bud and I'm sorry you had to deal with an obvious POS. Get real though…
 

 

1 hour ago, bad_teammate said:

esprit de l'escalier

a perfect comeback or witty remark that one frustratingly comes up with only when the moment for doing so has passed: 
Writers, by nature, tend to be people in whom l' esprit de l'escalier is a recurrent experience.

what really transpired...

[BillyGoatHill 4,366]

Put it in the Poooooooor aggy thread, but probably deserves to be here too...

Hook 'Em mocking the milkmen 🤣

 

[Armybrat 41,032]

55 minutes ago, Horn Dogg said:

My 911 wants to neg me too.

My new Civic says pppfffftt.

[markstanco 12,682]

1 hour ago, Horn Dogg said:

Hey Steve, you know that Ferrari you are driving?  How about you ditch that and come drive this Corvette instead.  Do we have a deal?

Arent you in a generous mood today.  8T4 is along the lines of a 5.0L IROC. 

[Horn Dogg 4,225]

2 hours ago, coachherman'sgrill said:

Too much gold to screenshot everything, especially when I do the entire thing and it's too small to read

https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3514772

LOL - aggy jumping on the SMU bandwagon now.  Must be rough not being able to tell us that Bama or whoever else in the SEC would beat us.  Maybe aggy will run to the ACC next.

Edited 13 hours ago by Horn Dogg

[nnm 37,036]

TAMU’s new reality (same as the old reality):

[Navin R. Johnson 792]

Every year the yell leaders arguments pop up on Texags. My favorite part is that, every year, quite a few of the ags explain it away as ‘college kids doing silly things’. 

[Redneck Mutha 8,086]

3 minutes ago, Horn Dogg said:

LOL - aggy jumping on the SMU bandwagon now.  

[Pam Cummings 9,706]

1 hour ago, TexasEd said:

My 10th grader told me a joke yesterday:

Q: What do Texas and Texas A&M students have in common?

A: They both applied to Texas

What does A&M stand for?

 

Average&Mediocre

[bad_teammate 13,328]

19 minutes ago, Navin R. Johnson said:

Every year the yell leaders arguments pop up on Texags. My favorite part is that, every year, quite a few of the ags explain it away as ‘college kids doing silly things’. 

To be fair, it's true that it's silly college stuff and it's also true that A&M could sanitize itself completely and become like most other schools and they STILL will never win anything or matter.

They might as well turn up the weirdness.

[NeverMarryAStripper 22,050]

Actually A & M doesn’t stand for anything anymore.  aggy removed agricultural and mechanical from their legal designation and the A & M are just letters now.

Edited 13 hours ago by NeverMarryAStripper

[Beau Vine 54,987]

 

That sunshine isn't going to pump itself!  This... uh... man is on the job:

LEGENDARY!!!

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Texas A&M football didn't get the result they wanted on the field on Saturday night, but they're about to take some major steps towards making sure that kind of game doesn't happen again.

The atmosphere in College Station all day and at Kyle Field was the best in college football, as you'd expect. Accordingly, it had a huge effect on all the recruits in attendance—and there was a whole bunch of them there.

With the early signing period beginning on Wednesday, it was a prime moment for the Aggies to begin their push towards finishing out the 2025 class in style. With two of their biggest targets, it look like they're about to accomplish exactly that.

I wrote last night about the predictions the Aggies have received to flip five-star wide receiver Jerome Myles from Southern California. Myles has decommitted from USC but is still expected to sign on Wednesday. It won't be easy by any stretch, but the Ags have to feel good about that one.

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Now, another longtime Aggie target and five-star has decommitted from his original destination. Lamont Rogers has backed off of his pledge to Missouri after rumors have been swirling nearly all fall that he would be flipping to A&M.

Another Missouri commitment that Tiger fans have been feeling pretty iffy about is RB Jamarion Morrow, who is also coming off of a visit to A&M. In what is perhaps a canary-in-the-coalmine moment, the Tigers took a commitment from another running back just yesterday—are they themselves anticipating a flip?

As the above tweet states, Keylan Moses—an LSU LB commitment—is another guy to keep an eye on headed into ESD. He had some cryptic words on X as well, perhaps portending how things are trending in his recruitment.

It's not just the 2025 class, either. The Aggies are putting in some major work in 2026, and may be about to pull off a big pair of flips in the junior class. Both OU RB commit Jonathan Hatton and former Alabama CB commit Dorian Barney have been predicted to land with the Aggies. Hatton and Barney are both top-100 prospects.

This could be a legendary run over the next couple of days, and this isn't even everyone to watch. Five-star OT Michael Fasusi was also in town on Saturday, and his commitment to OU is all but completely gone at this point. If the Aggies close things out this way, they'll be absolutely loaded going forward.

Spoiler

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Edited 13 hours ago by Beau Vine

[coachherman'sgrill 2,531]

3 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

 

That sunshine isn't going to pump itself!  This... uh... man is on the job:

LEGENDARY!!!

  Reveal hidden contents

LEGENDARY!!!

 

Ok cool

Hook ‘em

Now where is the SEC power rankings!?!?!?

[Horn Dogg 4,225]

5 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

 

LEGENDARY!!!

  Reveal hidden contents

LEGENDARY!!!

 

aggy lives in a constant state of “about to do something legendary.”  It’s like the sign in the bar that says “free beer tomorrow.”

[MissingInAction 25,324]

Thought Mr. phlegm had returned for a second.

[immamac 43,618]

8 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Actually A & M doesn’t stand for anything anymore.  aggy removed agricultural and mechanical from their legal designation and the A & M are just letters now.

When did this happen? I'm not sure that's how that works. 

[Horn Dogg 4,225]

5 minutes ago, immamac said:

When did this happen? I'm not sure that's how that works. 

Fuck if I know, I recommend asking someone that graduated from there.

[Beau Vine 54,987]

6 minutes ago, immamac said:

When did this happen? I'm not sure that's how that works. 

Before I was born:

[immamac 43,618]

2 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Before I was born:

Lmao, the stupid goes deeper than I ever knew or imagined. 

[GhostOfTomJoad 9,452]

Lmao, the stupid goes deeper than I ever knew or imagined. 

It's not fair when the site owner spits out the perfect site motto. Geesh.

[gofuckyourself 8,716]

24 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

Thought Mr. phlegm had returned for a second.

Needed a few more gifs trailing down the page.

Like 20+ of them.

[markstanco 12,682]

4 minutes ago, gofuckyourself said:

Needed a few more gifs trailing down the page.

Like 20+ of them.

username.  Dont tempt others!!!

[Dennis Taylor 19,096]

45 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

 

That sunshine isn't going to pump itself!  This... uh... man is on the job:

LEGENDARY!!!

  Reveal hidden contents

LEGENDARY!!!

 

Keylan Moses is the little brother of legendary middle school man-child turned UFA and now CFL flame-out Dylan Moses. Key words for aggy being little brother