Tell Me About Texas a&m

[Davis Lane 5857]

On 12/1/2024 at 6:24 PM, HtownHorn said:

Didn't anyone catch the replay where Simmons was called for the personal foul? Apparently, the aggy OL was on top of him dry humping across the aggy field before our other players came over to save him from the sexual assault.

 

Seriously what the fuck is this shit? Oh, this is what they mean by G.R.I.N.D.

After watching the game again I can tell video in the post had to have happened before the stip/sack on Reed.

During the strip/sack 55 had his hands all over Collin Simmons' helmet and facemask and pretty much was trying his best to hold.

Add the video above and I can see why Simmons was ready fuck that kid up after the play was over.

Check out the replay of the play.

At the end you see where 55 is ripping Simmons helmet off.

 

Edited 13 hours ago by Davis Lane

[Vic Mackey 47416]

Dear diary,
 

And that guy, was none other than Albert Einstein

[Drew 2693]

4 hours ago, MirrOlure said:

Just throwing shit out there:

Miami?
LSU (the lol’s would be awesome)

Or more likely Big XII bound?

OMG the deliciousness of Conner going to LSU to beat them in their own Tahj Mahal next year would be amazing.

2 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

Months later and they have ZERO understanding of why Schloss left for Texas.

Stupi Sip...they kept the better Coach and none of the players left with Schloss...that's just proof he's not really THE guy.

[TrashMaster G 17769]

15 minutes ago, Davis Lane said:

After watching the game again I can tell video in the post had to have happened before the stip/sack on Reed.

During the strip/sack 55 had his hands all over Collin Simmons' helmet and facemask and pretty much was trying his best to hold.

Add the video above and I can see why Simmons was ready fuck that kid up after the play was over.

Check out the replay of the play.

At the end you see where 55 is ripping Simmons helmet off.

 

Yeah, that guy clearly had a bug up his butt about Simmons, chasing him downfield and doing everything he could to keep engaged with him.

[WelfareBuysMyWeed 5653]

I apologize for what I said and regret saying it. In truth, Michael Taaffe humbled me with his words and grace. I am a miserable, suicidal wreck from failing health with enormous amounts of resentment and wanted to hurt those around me with my words to make them feel like I do. It was a cry for help mixed with self-loathing and Michael Taaffe was a good enough person to make me realize i don't have to be like that. I wanted to apologize for what I've said and I'll take my leave of the board to avoid hurting others.

 

[Drew 2693]

Kellso

In reply to Aggie • 8:45a, 12/2/24

 

 

HJack20 said:

SMU may be better than us. But do you think SMU makes the playoff with our schedule?

Aggie said:

We literally play the schedule card every opportunity lol
Who knows if they do .. but I don't think we make the playoff with their schedule either

You have to really wonder if playing a harder schedule is worth it if in the last 30 years there are no trips to Atlanta, and only one trip to the BIGXII title game.

Florida St and Miami became powerhouse programs in the 1990's when they were the only big dog football programs in the ACC and BIG East.

Would you rather be the big fish in a small pond, or a big fish in a huge pond with other big fishes?
Texas fled the BIGXII because they were tired of TCU and Baylor kicking their ass....so it works both ways.

 

 

Texas..."FLED" the Big 12 to escape TCU and Baylor?  Did we not win the conference last year?

[B00M 6598]

17 minutes ago, WelfareBuysMyWeed said:

I apologize for what I said and regret saying it. In truth, Michael Taaffe humbled me with his words and grace. I am a miserable, suicidal wreck from failing health with enormous amounts of resentment and wanted to hurt those around me with my words to make them feel like I do. It was a cry for help mixed with self-loathing and Michael Taaffe was a good enough person to make me realize i don't have to be like that. I wanted to apologize for what I've said and I'll take my leave of the board to avoid hurting others.

 

Damn dude, what the fuck did you say? 

Also, no matter what happened, taking your life just irreparably devastates anyone that cared about you. Don’t do it. 

[JesusSweatDuck 17845]

31 minutes ago, Drew said:

OMG the deliciousness of Conner going to LSU to beat them in their own Tahj Mahal next year would be amazing.

Stupi Sip...they kept the better Coach and none of the players left with Schloss...that's just proof he's not really THE guy.

Honestly can't remember, does the SEC still require players to sit 1 year if they transfer from an SEC school to an SEC school?

[Js1 85885]

1 minute ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Honestly can't remember, does the SEC still require players to sit 1 year if they transfer from an SEC school to an SEC school?

Only if you transfer to another SEC school after spring ball.  You have to transfer in the first window to avoid having to sit out. 

[SHOOTER12 8858]

22 hours ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

There was a young corps member laughing during thanksgiving dinner at my house about how many of the people marching at Kyle Field aren’t even playing the instruments they are carrying.
They are showing tu up, you see, because “you don’t actually need everyone to play.”

I see a couple problems with that situation....

[JesusSweatDuck 17845]

21 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Only if you transfer to another SEC school after spring ball.  You have to transfer in the first window to avoid having to sit out. 

Thank you, couldn't remember the details.

[SHOOTER12 8858]

23 hours ago, Nueces River Rat said:

Yep.  That says I’m entering the transfer portal all over it.   It also says he wants to be there, but he’s now just  another QB aggy hyped up to unreal expectations and as soon as he can’t even live up to half of them, they throw to them to curb and move on to the next one.   And it’s rinse and repeat. How many have they done this to since they joined the SEC?  Eight, ten,  maybe more?

Alas, always "the next great thing"...again...

[Carl Spackler 3560]

1 hour ago, Davis Lane said:

After watching the game again I can tell video in the post had to have happened before the stip/sack on Reed.

During the strip/sack 55 had his hands all over Collin Simmons' helmet and facemask and pretty much was trying his best to hold.

Add the video above and I can see why Simmons was ready fuck that kid up after the play was over.

Check out the replay of the play.

At the end you see where 55 is ripping Simmons helmet off.

 

Home Depot dude at 1:00:54 of that video is my hero.  

[83Horn 1660]

2 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Before I was born:

Hmmmm...so if the a&m in Texas a&m University doesn't mean anything, then who's the real TU?

[nnm 37036]

5 minutes ago, 83Horn said:

Hmmmm...so if the a&m in Texas a&m University doesn't mean anything, then who's the real TU?

Tulane

[BillyGoatHill 4366]

2 hours ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

It's not fair when the site owner spits out the perfect site motto. Geesh.

Well he is a 2%, so he can see past all of the other BS. 

[UTEX_ME 4785]

I know this has been posted before, but god damn what solid comedy.

[Tex Pete 21049]

5 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

I know this has been posted before, but god damn what solid comedy.

Kid on the right is doing it how they have done it at least since the early 90s. The first time I saw those morons doing their bit at a game, my jaw dropped. It is just fucking retarded (no offense to "special" people). No wonder the dummies come home from Fish Camp and act like they've been living in an insane asylum.

Tra La La indeed.

[Lhorn 5043]

2 hours ago, WelfareBuysMyWeed said:

I apologize for what I said and regret saying it. In truth, Michael Taaffe humbled me with his words and grace. I am a miserable, suicidal wreck from failing health with enormous amounts of resentment and wanted to hurt those around me with my words to make them feel like I do. It was a cry for help mixed with self-loathing and Michael Taaffe was a good enough person to make me realize i don't have to be like that. I wanted to apologize for what I've said and I'll take my leave of the board to avoid hurting others.

 

Wow, I’m not sure what you said but this is a reminder that people on this board who say things you don’t like might be going through some serious shit in their lives.  Please take care of yourself.  

['stache 21922]

3 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Before I was born:

So were they already obsessed with "history" and "turdition" when they did this instead of going to "State" like all the other A&M colleges during that era? They seem to go hand in hand that they are the only major remaining "A&M" and also the ones dancing like Kansas City F-----s on the sidelines like it's the 1930s. 

Edited 11 hours ago by 'stache

[Lhorn 5043]

3 hours ago, coachherman'sgrill said:

Ok cool

Hook ‘em

Now where is the SEC power rankings!?!?!?

We’re probably not going to get an updated SEC Power Ranking.  Begrudgingly moving “tu” up to 7th place is probably too much for Graham to handle.  

[Beau Vine 54987]

53 minutes ago, 83Horn said:

Hmmmm...so if the a&m in Texas a&m University doesn't mean anything, then who's the real TU?

https://tu.edu/

[sdm 895]

43 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

I know this has been posted before, but god damn what solid comedy.

Apparently in the 50's they could lead a cheer and squeeze their nuts all at the same time.

[Bill Brasky 1490]

45 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

I know this has been posted before, but god damn what solid comedy.

worst. jazzercise. class. ever. 

[closetojumping 63524]

2 hours ago, Drew said:

Kellso

In reply to Aggie • 8:45a, 12/2/24

 

 

HJack20 said:

SMU may be better than us. But do you think SMU makes the playoff with our schedule?

Aggie said:

We literally play the schedule card every opportunity lol
Who knows if they do .. but I don't think we make the playoff with their schedule either

You have to really wonder if playing a harder schedule is worth it if in the last 30 years there are no trips to Atlanta, and only one trip to the BIGXII title game.

Florida St and Miami became powerhouse programs in the 1990's when they were the only big dog football programs in the ACC and BIG East.

Would you rather be the big fish in a small pond, or a big fish in a huge pond with other big fishes?
Texas fled the BIGXII because they were tired of TCU and Baylor kicking their ass....so it works both ways.

 

 

Texas..."FLED" the Big 12 to escape TCU and Baylor?  Did we not win the conference last year?

They never really do pay any attention to sticking to actual facts, do they? By the '90's and before joining conferences, both FSU and Miami were national powerhouses.

[nnm 37036]

21 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

They never really do pay any attention to sticking to actual facts, do they? By the '90's and before joining conferences, both FSU and Miami were national powerhouses.

And they sure like to crap on TCU and Baylor, both of which are considerably better, and more sustainable football programs, than them. 

[jimmyjazz 46508]

30 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

They never really do pay any attention to sticking to actual facts, do they? By the '90's and before joining conferences, both FSU and Miami were national powerhouses.

Wait, do you mean Miami's 3 national titles in the 80's as an independent actually happened?

I watched that first one in a mobile home in West Palm Beach.  Wasn't exactly high $ accomodations.  Great game, though.

[Gil Bang 26110]

4 hours ago, immamac said:

Lmao, the stupid goes deeper than I ever knew or imagined. 

They didn't teach you this shit in fish camp?

[Zeus 6499]

 

 

 

[n64ra 1119]

Showed my 10-year-old this clip because he asked what is midnight yell, and he almost died laughing. My wife overheard and said, "That can't be real." Oh it's very real in aggyland.

 

https://www.facebook.com/reel/1223067082133113

[Carl Spackler 3560]

21 minutes ago, Zeus said:

 

 

 

The sound of that aggy clown jizzing in his pants as he watched his simulated TD celebration was both comedy gold and disturbing at the same time.

[Pancho 45554]

 

[NBHorn7 180]

47 minutes ago, Zeus said:

Check out this very strange EA simulation of Texas vs. Aggy. Texas in a high scoring affair comes from way down in the last minute to tie the game at 43-43. Both teams score in the first overtime. Then Texas sacks Wiegman three straight times, who plays the entire game at quarterback, with Moss at running back. On fourth and 29 Aggy punts, which of course makes no sense, but this is pure Aggie genius by EA sports. Then Texas has first and goal at the three-yard line but doesn't kick the winning field goal. Instead, they score the winning touchdown in the 56-50 victory. Whoever programmed this was smoking some good stuff.

 

 

Check this

[satyanash 14875]

 

[Beau Vine 54987]

You'd think that being wrong all the time would humble a man and keep him from shooting off his mouth...Not this guy...

He's pretty clearly gunning for Looch's job as King of the Dorks with some of the commentary here:

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Texas A&M football is having quite the close to the 2025 recruiting cycle. With the early signing period beginning tomorrow, the Ags are loading up on their targets here in the 11th hour.

Many of those, due to the way things have shaken out, are coming at the expense of other teams. The Ags just flipped five-star offensive tackle Lamont Rogers from Missouri, and five-star wide recevier Jerome Myles, who just visited College Station, backed off of his commitment to Southern Cal recently as well.

That's not all. 2025 RB Jamarion Morrow, another Missouri commit, is a guy for Aggie fans to keep an eye on, while 2026 players Dorian Barney (former Alabama CB commit) and Jonathan Hatton (former Oklahoma RB commit) are also trending positively for the Aggies.

In pursuit of flipmas cheer, the Ags have just gained yet another commit at the expense of another school. QB Eli Morcos has pledged to the Aggies today, flipping from Tulsa.

 

Morcos becomes the second QB commit of the class for the Aggies, with top-100 player Brady Hart committing last week. This is quite the pivot for Collin Klein and the Aggie staff after Husan Longstreet left the Ags high and dry.

Morcos is not highly-rated compared to most of the Aggies' class, but his senior tape is pretty remarkable. This could be a hidden gem for the staff, and I wouldn't be surprised to see his rating shoot up here quickly.

With a couple of quarterbacks likely outbound via the portal, getting a second pledge in this class is a massive deal for the Ags. Kudos to Elko and company for moving decisively here.

 

MOAR???  MOAR!!!!

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A fire has been lit under this Texas A&M football staff, and now it seems like they have suddenly become completely unstoppable on the recruiting trail.

BV query: How long will it take Elko to render?

First, the Aggies completed a flip long in the works when they snagged five-star offensive tackle Lamont Rogers. Then, they got their second quarterback of the class when Eli Morcos flipped to them earlier today. Now, they've plundered Missouri's class once more with the commitment of Tennessee RB Jamarion Morrow.

Morrow has been a longtime target of the Aggies. Like Morcos, he is the second at his position in the Aggies' class, joining Deondrae "Tiger" Riden. With the injury struggles at RB that the Ags have had, bringing in depth like this is huge for Texas A&M football.

Morrow brings speed, power, and shiftiness to the backfield for the Aggies. He's a true offensive weapon, which this A&M team can't get enough of.

The Aggies still may not be done in the high school ranks for this class, either. They have their eyes set on a couple more big time recruits who are considering shutting it down for the Ags here in the next few days,

ADVERTISING

This Aggie staff is very quickly turning the momentum around after a disheartening on-field result. Talk about executing an off-field plan to a T!

Here's hoping Elko and the staff can keep this mojo going here during the early signing period. They could have something special if they do so.

 

[Pimphand 6087]

1 hour ago, Pancho said:

 

It was rough watching him stand there in his uniform when Pyle was empty on Saturday. Hopefully he lands somewhere with a better OC and they don't show him any magic tricks.

[Deej 77283]

23 minutes ago, satyanash said:

 

Apparently, everybody's best football is ahead of them once they transfer from aggy.

[Pimphand 6087]

1 minute ago, Deej said:

Apparently, everybody's best football is ahead of them once they transfer from aggy.

Name a QB that hasn't done better after transferring

Edited 7 hours ago by Pimphand

[Deej 77283]

WTF?

 

[Lou_Sassle 2949]

Just now, Deej said:

WTF?

 

That's his actual complexion, btw

[Deej 77283]

[TheFlyingBoat 913]

6 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

12 hours ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Dear diary,
 

And that guy, was none other than Albert Einstein

The rate of people clapping vs what is claimed in stories is truly remarkable.

[Horn Dogg 4225]

12 hours ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Dear diary,

 

Was the UT fan wearing a burnt orange pimp suit and holding a beer in each hand?

[Updawg 2334]

Name a QB that hasn't done better after transferring

It really is weird. I remember a quote from an old board years ago that equated it to lions eating their young and the tradition of it

Do kind of feel sorry for him but I bet he will excel somewhere better

[nnm 37036]

1 hour ago, Pancho said:

 

[The Dog 44281]

[DFW Horn 6521]

7 hours ago, immamac said:

Lmao, the stupid goes deeper than I ever knew or imagined. 

...because changing aggy to Texas State like every other state's land grant college made too much sense.

[Longboard Horn 41064]

SIAP 

[jTower 249]

31 minutes ago, Horn Dogg said:

Was the UT fan wearing a burnt orange pimp suit and holding a beer in each hand?

I sat behind that guy at the rose bowl a few years ago

[Deej 77283]

41 minutes ago, Horn Dogg said:

Was the UT fan wearing a burnt orange pimp suit and holding a beer in each hand?

I was.