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Posted (edited)
1 hour ago, Deej said:

WTF?

 

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Elko has a habit of shoving his head into cooking chambers and devouring entire cooked meats meant for a family. While on vacation in Hawaii, he actually shoved his face into an Imu at a Luau and devoured 2/3 of a hog.

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13 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

From A&M was the implication

We should lure Connor to Texas and have him backup Arch all year.  Then let him start against aggy and rip them a new asshole.

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Posted (edited)
4 minutes ago, Horn Dogg said:

We should lure Connor to Texas and have him backup Arch all year.  Then let him start against aggy and rip them a new asshole.

Nah bruh… nah.. nah nah…

But maybe he’d make a decent tight end. 

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Posted
4 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Does Tater Tot count?

No, he never made it to campus and his decommitment caused an aggy grease fire with that recruiting class.

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2 hours ago, Deej said:

WTF?

 

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Remember, he is 47 years young. It’s a reminder of what diet and exercise can do as you age to keep you looking young. Keep up the good work, Mikey!

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1 hour ago, F250 said:

Like other aggy qb transfers. Weigman is going on to a bigger and better life.


He'll be at Clemson in two years and throw for 1,920 yards, a 72.5% completion rate, 8.1 yards per attempt, and have a 155.0 QB rating. 

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My favorite part of this play is the end, where Zuhn runs over to Daniels for no apparent reason, and then walks over to pick up the ball as it's rolling around next to Daniels, who is also rolling around on the ground.  

I assume that he decided that he needed to do something productive after getting shoved two full yards into the backfield by AC.

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12 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:


He'll be at Clemson in two years and throw for 1,920 yards, a 72.5% completion rate, 8.1 yards per attempt, and have a 155.0 QB rating. 

Dabo's first portal?

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1) Connor Weigman
Weigman is that guy. He's the present and future of the Aggies. He looked poised, decisive, and accurate, with an arm capable of making every throw that the offense needed. Through six games as a starter, he's 91/155 passing (58.7%) for 13 touchdowns and no picks, and that's including the 14/36 outing against Auburn last year, where the entire offense was in peak disaster form. The accuracy will improve this year, and if Weigman can up that completion percentage to around the 70% mark, this offense will be one of the best in the country

Conner got close.  He didn't quite hit 70%, but he's a solid 56.1% on the year.

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2 hours ago, TXUT said:

Remember, he is 47 years young. It’s a reminder of what diet and exercise can do as you age to keep you looking young. Keep up the good work, Mikey!

It looks like he dunks for donuts out of a fryer. 

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1 hour ago, Magus Ossis said:

Other shared characteristics:

1) Neither can explain to outsiders the logic behind aggy turditions

2) Both schools having winning records at Kyle Field

3) They have November symmetry: aggy didn't beat an FBS opponent this November, and Texas didn't lose to one.

4) Both aggy and Longhorn faithful were overjoyed when A&M hired Fisher as HFBC

5) Both schools helped Duke with QB/HFBC transfers this year 

6) Both schools have fight songs about The University of Texas

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4 hours ago, F250 said:

Elko has a habit of shoving his head into cooking chambers and devouring entire cooked meats meant for a family. While on vacation in Hawaii, he actually shoved his face into an Imu at a Luau and devoured 2/3 of a hog.

And who judged that meat safe for in-oven consumption?  That’s right …

 

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10 hours ago, Horn Dogg said:

We should lure Connor to Texas and have him backup Arch all year.  Then let him start against aggy and rip them a new asshole.

If I didn't love what we already have on campus and what we're bringing in, I'd be unironically advocating the NBRP: The Nah-Bruh Reclamation Program. Drug testing, tight nutritional control, Bennie-Wylie-approved workouts, bring in local magicians for sleight-of-hand immersion therapy.

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20 minutes ago, bad_teammate said:

If I didn't love what we already have on campus and what we're bringing in, I'd be unironically advocating the NBRP: The Nah-Bruh Reclamation Program. Drug testing, tight nutritional control, Bennie-Wylie-approved workouts, bring in local magicians for sleight-of-hand immersion therapy.

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10 hours ago, nnm said:

Tried to find Liucci’s “Conner Weigman is that guy” tweet/quote. I didn’t find that one, but did find this:

https://www.rivalrypro.com/game-time/texas-am-vs-new-mexico-3-things-we-loved-and-3-we-didnt
 

What I loved:
1) Connor Weigman
Weigman is that guy. He's the present and future of the Aggies. He looked poised, decisive, and accurate, with an arm capable of making every throw that the offense needed. Through six games as a starter, he's 91/155 passing (58.7%) for 13 touchdowns and no picks, and that's including the 14/36 outing against Auburn last year, where the entire offense was in peak disaster form. The accuracy will improve this year, and if Weigman can up that completion percentage to around the 70% mark, this offense will be one of the best in the country

87% sure it was a tweet after the Miami loss last year.

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Yup.  It's only unbelievable to people who have strange, unfounded, unrealistic expectations for Texas A&M.

And just think of how many games against FCS schools it took to get there.  Yikes.

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3 minutes ago, utee94 said:

Yup.  It's only unbelievable to people who have strange, unfounded, unrealistic expectations for Texas A&M.

And just think of how many games against FCS schools it took to get there.  Yikes.

The 2nd part… this ^^^^

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41 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Shamelessly stolen from TexAgs:


Since our Big XII Title in 1998:

Number of seasons with better than an 8-4 record:

Slocum: 0 / 4
Fran: 1 / 5
Sherman: 1 / 4
Sumlin: 1 / 6
Fisher: 2 / 6
Elko: 0 / 1

5 / 26

21 of 26 seasons have been 8-4 or worse. This is actually unbelievable.

When a washed-up Jimbo is your 26-year high mark....and you fired him while owing him $75m.

I mean, damn aggy.

youre an idiot you are stupid GIF

 

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50 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Shamelessly stolen from TexAgs:


Since our Big XII Title in 1998:

Number of seasons with better than an 8-4 record:

Slocum: 0 / 4
Fran: 1 / 5
Sherman: 1 / 4
Sumlin: 1 / 6
Fisher: 2 / 6
Elko: 0 / 1

5 / 26

21 of 26 seasons have been 8-4 or worse. This is actually unbelievable.

This is proof that the BOMC doesn’t exist. If it did, no way aggy would get preseason hype every fucking year. Those idiots get way more press than they should for continuous mediocre results, especially with the number of cupcakes they had to play to even attain consistent mediocrity. 

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