Tell Me About Texas a&m

[OU Sucks 9,400]

21 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

So if aggy losses this weekend while we have a bye, will they think they had a better week since they will have lost to a ranked team and Texas will not have won?

aggy has a bye week too.  but bye weeks in the SECSEC are way more difficult than bye weeks in the BDF, stupid sip.

[NeverMarryAStripper 22,306]

1 hour ago, OU Sucks said:

aggy has a bye week too.  but bye weeks in the SECSEC are way more difficult than bye weeks in the BDF, stupid sip.

 

1 hour ago, BurntEyes said:

Yes, of course, if they actually played. Are you new to this?

Edit - Tougher bye weak is tougher per above

Sorry, reading SEC schedules is way harder than reading BDF schedules.

[Spawn of Cthulhu 2,241]

34 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

 

Sorry, reading SEC schedules is way harder than reading BDF schedules.

The crayon probably threw you off.

[Sejjr 3,250]

SEC bye weeks will not be intimidated. 

[Cairn Horn88 8,502]

2 hours ago, C-Man said:

 

It’s hilarious that they don’t seem to grasp that the only win worth a shit — and we will see where that goes — was against Kentucky this season. They’ve literally not beaten anybody else with a pulse.

 

...and KY had a zero passing game.  Totally, one-dimensional team.  Stop the run, with 7-8 in the box, and KY was nutless.

[PilotsError 2,337]

Turning off any college football game for any baseball game is bullshit, aggy or not.

[Spawn of Cthulhu 2,241]

14 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

...and KY had a zero passing game.  Totally, one-dimensional team.  Stop the run, with 7-8 in the box, and KY was nutless.

A nutless dude doesn’t care about box or KY.

[ztejas 44,233]

2 hours ago, SwanderedTalent said:

well, no two-loss team has ever made the playoff

This is a fallacy. CFP is young. There was a 2 loss BCS title winner and plenty of 2 loss teams over the years that threw their hat in the ring. 

We will almost assuredly get a 2 loss team in the CFP before too long - it won't be aggy, but I could see a 2 loss LSU or Michigan even hanging around the top 5 at the end of the season. 

[UTEX_ME 4,289]

If Bama has 2 losses they will find a way to get them in. Guaranteed. 

[Cairn Horn88 8,502]

5 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

If Bama has 2 losses they will find a way to get them in. Guaranteed. 

Prob  lee

[SwanderedTalent 5,761]

34 minutes ago, ztejas said:

This is a fallacy. CFP is young. There was a 2 loss BCS title winner and plenty of 2 loss teams over the years that threw their hat in the ring. 

We will almost assuredly get a 2 loss team in the CFP before too long 

One, using the 2007 season as a benchmark for anything is a stretch. Two, if Big Ten champ and perpetual media darling Ohio State didn't do it last year, it's never going to be easy and this year's A&M team is in no position to do it since they lost two of the three biggest games they'll play. 

They could win out, stomp LSU, and still not get close.

[Spawn of Cthulhu 2,241]

29 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

If Bama has 2 losses they will find a way to get them in. Guaranteed. 

What if Bama has 2 losses and aggy finishes with 2 losses? Bama by definition couldn't lose to themselves. Thus, aggy has the better 2 losses and should go to the playoffs over Bama, QED.

[TexasMan 11,458]

Well, I'll give Looch credit, he's not calling Texas overrated anymore... he's just calling them "bad". 

In a 2 minute rant about how The Great Kellen Mond has "had a few bad games", he says it happens to all great QBs. And he lists a couple of them, including Kyler Murray, who lost to a "bad Texas team... ranked number 7"

25:00

https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/texags.blob.core.windows.net/audio/0108168-pteh.mp3

 

[Chad Fuck 18,144]

6 hours ago, Modessit said:

Need the name of the lesbian porn title. For.... well, for me, actually.

Lesbian Boathouse Seductions.

[Player 4,611]

Need the name of the lesbian porn title. For.... well, for me, actually.

Ewe Only Live Twice

[C-Man 27,783]

56 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

Well, I'll give Looch credit, he's not calling Texas overrated anymore... he's just calling them "bad". 

In a 2 minute rant about how The Great Kellen Mond has "had a few bad games", he says it happens to all great QBs. And he lists a couple of them, including Kyler Murray, who lost to a "bad Texas team... ranked number 7"

25:00

https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/texags.blob.core.windows.net/audio/0108168-pteh.mp3

 

Is he really trying to put Mond in the Heisman conversation? (BTW, he's a shit-tastic "radio" guy.)

[rickyspub 801]

48 minutes ago, Player said:

 

Ewe Only Live Twice

 

He said 'lesbian porn' not 'aggy meat judging porn'.

[ousux 5,639]

So when aggy gets caught cheating, does that mean they have to forfeit their loss to Bama?

Vacate, the word is vacate these days. They'll cling to that good loss for dear life though..

 

[NeverMarryAStripper 22,306]

1 hour ago, TexasMan said:

Well, I'll give Looch credit, he's not calling Texas overrated anymore... he's just calling them "bad". 

In a 2 minute rant about how The Great Kellen Mond has "had a few bad games", he says it happens to all great QBs. And he lists a couple of them, including Kyler Murray, who lost to a "bad Texas team... ranked number 7"

25:00

https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/texags.blob.core.windows.net/audio/0108168-pteh.mp3

 

Wait, so now Kyler Murray is a great QB?  I thought he was a shitty QB when he left aggy.

[Sejjr 3,250]

Kyler Murray is the most hated former aggy in history (including the murderer dude) unless he is playing Texas, of course. 

[Valmy77 13,626]

Luicci thinks Kyler had a bad game against us? Damn, A&M must score 50 points a half.

Edited October 17, 2018 by Valmy77

[cochamps 1,886]

22 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

Damn, A&M must score 50 points a half.

Yes.  Well, half a season.

[TreatyOak 17,395]

11 hours ago, Noah Fence said:

So when aggy gets caught cheating, does that mean they have to forfeit their loss to Bama?

[TreatyOak 17,395]

4 hours ago, C-Man said:

Is Looch really trying to put Mond in the Heisman conversation?

[VaHorn 105]

11 hours ago, BlueGreySky said:

Jesus Christ, what a bunch of simpleton fucks, thumping their chest about losses.  I guess ND has one of the best losses ever, like UT we had the HONOR of losing to Bama in the NC game/

It took a hundred years, but yes, we finally did. 

[MrPhlegm 3,413]

Does aggy think they have a shot at the CFP?

Of course they think they have a shot at the Capra Fucking Party. They also think they have a shot at the Ovis Fucking Party.

[MrPhlegm 3,413]

Well, I'll give Looch credit, he's not calling Texas overrated anymore... he's just calling them "bad". 
In a 2 minute rant about how The Great Kellen Mond has "had a few bad games", he says it happens to all great QBs. And he lists a couple of them, including Kyler Murray, who lost to a "bad Texas team... ranked number 7"
25:00
https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/texags.blob.core.windows.net/audio/0108168-pteh.mp3
 

Hi looch!

[Machinator 32,103]

[Tex Pete 21,489]

Billy Liucci is a stupid motherfucker. And he looks like an idiot. 

[Vic Mackey 47,966]

Hi looch!

Speaking of this gif I've seen forever, what exactly is he whining about here?

[Valmy77 13,626]

He wanted a late hit out of bounds on that play. It was not even remotely close to a penalty so his whining was unjustified.

[Valmy77 13,626]

43 minutes ago, Machinator said:

'Footprint' 'market' 

I hate that corporate lingo shit.

[Landomatic 3,813]

7 hours ago, Valmy77 said:

'Footprint' 'market' 

I hate that corporate lingo shit.

He’s trying to say aggy has a large national following.  And much like most everything else...they’re delusional for thinking that.

But you know their #1 mantra...an aggy never lies because it’s not a lie if you believe it.

[Player 4,611]

He wanted a late hit out of bounds on that play. It was not even remotely close to a penalty so his whining was unjustified.

[Gaffords 778]

8 hours ago, Machinator said:

We could win it all this year and aggy would putbitnon the wall because tu dodged them by taking a playoff invite instead of meeting them in the Texas bowl.

[Orange&White 5,573]

Maybe I am remembering wrong. The call on that gif posted a few post up was a helmet to helmet that extended a drive and they bitched about it. The call on the looch gif was a late hit that they didn't call.

[TreatyOak 17,395]

[Valmy77 13,626]

1 hour ago, Player said:

 

 

That was a play from that same game, but the play with Liucci clearly has Texas defense on the field. So why are you posting this?

[UTEX_ME 4,289]

1 hour ago, Player said:

 

 

84 knows that DB dun fucked up

[Terry Silver 219]

I think the play involving Looch was flagged for a late hit by Keenan Robinson.

[EastTexan 673]

2 hours ago, Player said:

 

 

 

If, for sure this is the play, then dick mouth guy is the whiniest bitch ever. But then it is aggy.

[South Austin 53,228]

You guys have it all wrong.  Luicci was upset because the penis wasn't getting in his mouth fast enough.

[ousux 5,639]

Sure it was a weak hit, but dickbag DB lowered his head just enough to get the helmet to helmet. He's lucky it wasn't an automatic ejection back then..iirc.

[jebusshuttlecock 201]

1 minute ago, ousux said:

Sure it was a weak hit, but dickbag DB lowered his head just enough to get the helmet to helmet. He's lucky it wasn't an automatic ejection back then..iirc.

they bitch about this all the fucking time but this is definitely a flag regardless of how weak it is.  the play is over and he still lowers his head to hit davis's helmet

[Terry Silver 219]

The aggy defense during DeRuyter's tenure was dirty.  I remember Damontre Moore ending a Tech RB's career with a dirty hit to the knee.  This is standard operating procedure.

[TxRox89 6]

On 10/16/2018 at 8:14 AM, Modessit said:

Need the name of the lesbian porn title. For.... well, for me, actually.

imgur

Edited October 17, 2018 by TxRox89
Gotdammit. How do you imbed pics?!

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34 minutes ago, South Austin said:

You guys have it all wrong.  Luicci was upset because the penis wasn't getting in his mouth fast enough.

winner

[Scholz 12,309]

11 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

Billy Liucci is a stupid motherfucker. And he looks like an idiot. 

Well he's an aggy so...

[Butch Had Not 3,061]

27 minutes ago, ousux said:

Sure it was a weak hit, but dickbag DB lowered his head just enough to get the helmet to helmet. He's lucky it wasn't an automatic ejection back then..iirc.

Off topic a little but still revolves around targeting and late hits and it was the moment I realized coaching and playing will be changed forever (I can't remember which game exactly) was a game in which Kenny vaccaro had a clear shot to light up either a Rb or wr after he caught it in the flat, he clearly hesitated (think he was flagged the week before for an aggressive hit), did not wrap up or even hit him with much force and the guy ended up getting some positive yards. 

Anyone remember that game? 

[totallynotabuttpirate 5,484]

Just now, Butch Had Not said:

Off topic a little but still revolves around targeting and late hits and it was the moment I realized coaching and playing will be changed forever (I can't remember which game exactly) was a game in which Kenny vaccaro had a clear shot to light up either a Rb or wr after he caught it in the flat, he clearly hesitated (think he was flagged the week before for an aggressive hit), did not wrap up or even hit him with much force and the guy ended up getting some positive yards. 

Anyone remember that game? 

Yes!! It was a huge call too the game he was called for the stupid penalty.