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There are myopic homers for most schools but.... Hol-ee-chit

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This myopic gomer is headed to the hall of shame even his fellow ags are shouting him down.

That level of wish casting is hilarious

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On 12/5/2024 at 9:20 PM, coachherman'sgrill said:

 

Cornyn’s Easter brisket I think from a couple of years ago. Pretty good roast all-around of him after posting. But……probably not as bad as LR’s

 

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It' going to be contest to see which is tougher - the meat or the cutting board

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8 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

RIP Listeater:


 

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I’m confident we can create a digital solution…..

 

…..yes, the solution probably would involve a middle finger salute.

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10 hours ago, BurntEyes said:

Oh, I'm fairly certain all here agree my regards completely prevent me from such an exquisite troll job. Most think me a raging idoit, and I wish I could claim they were wrong 

This is the kind of well crafted but convoluted circular argument I would expect from a Graham/Pat catfisher.

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8 hours ago, Pimphand said:

There are myopic homers for most schools but.... Hol-ee-chit

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This myopic gomer is headed to the hall of shame even his fellow ags are shouting him down.

That level of wish casting is hilarious

What do they mean by no wins over teams? Beating them handily wasn’t a “good” win? I thought they were elite and no one just goes into their house and beats them, regardless of their historical record? 
Our record should actually be 13-1 now with a win over gomer field and the 12th man. 

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Hot off the press at Aggiewire:

any has now found another "win".....PREGAME", day has been seed that they found a nu way tu win. There legendary pregayme beet all cummers this yere.

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4 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Weigman is apparently down to Syracuse, Mizzou and Houston.

Personally, I think he should transfer to Nahbrahska.

I'll be here all week.

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31 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Weigman is apparently down to Syracuse, Mizzou and Houston.

Personally, I think he should transfer to Nahbrahska.

I'll be here all week.

Honest post here: Wiggy needs to get far away from here. UH would be the last place he should consider.

But he’s an aggy, so he’ll end up at UH smoking his own homegrown with his high school buddies.

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1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

It's a cult.  They have zero actual knowledge about play in the Big 12, whether this year or in years prior.  Does it tend towards a less physical game in the trenches than in the SEC?  Yes.  Does it emphasize speed and athleticism and misdirection more?  Yes.  Even w/o UT and OU as members.

They will find any excuse to hand-wave away Big 12 teams that dominate their top tier teams, like Texas vs UGA (bowl) or Texas vs 'bama (2023 but even 2022 was close, despite Ewers' injury and let's not forget the screw job in the end zone).

Fuck A&M.  I hesitate to call them "little brother" because (a) I don't have a brother and (b) if I did I would love him, not want him to get hit by a truck.

I might be drinking already.

As a little brother with two older brothers, point b made me laugh out loud

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1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

Weigman is apparently down to Syracuse, Mizzou and Houston.

Personally, I think he should transfer to Nahbrahska.

I'll be here all week.

Definitely drinking already, and I approve whole heartedly. Keep up the good work Jimmy. 

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12 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

Weigman is apparently down to Syracuse, Mizzou and Houston.

Personally, I think he should transfer to Nahbrahska.

I'll be here all week.

Didn't his announcement say something about winning championships?

I'm so confused. 

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12 minutes ago, Pancho said:

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Being “intellectually honest” means that 2012 A&M should be credited with making the playoffs - even though there weren’t playoffs?

He’s basically saying “we had a good season once!”

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Confession: I actually prefer TexAgs to Surly Horns. It is 100% always entertaining and never ceases to amaze me! This morning, I kid you not, there were Aggy posters who were holding out hope that they would be one of the 12 teams chosen for the playoffs! It truly is endlessly hilarious! I almost want to buy a subscription to read the ‘premium’ threads to read what Aggy says behind closed doors. I can’t even imagine how amazing that must be.  

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Side note: I was hoping they were gonna go to Houston to face Baylor but the SEC seems intent on protecting them from embarrassing BDF bowl results. Now that they are headed to Vegas to play Stinkin Lincoln they really should send the milkmen out on the strip to practice their dance moves for sin city to see what crazy looks like.

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37 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

They have to love their 9:30pm CST start time for their bowl game 🤣

Not to worry.  Aggy will effectively respond with one or a combination of some boycott, a sternly worded letter to the powers behind setting the game time, an open records request (if applicable), skewing some online poll denouncing the start time, and the always popular - blaming Texas for the reason the game is starting so late.

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4 minutes ago, bad_teammate said:

It's not that wild, actually. Anyone who thought that A&M would be a consistent player in any playoff less than 16+ teams was an idiot.

They should join the Mountain West

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36 minutes ago, 89Horn said:

Not to worry.  Aggy will effectively respond with one or a combination of some boycott, a sternly worded letter to the powers behind setting the game time, an open records request (if applicable), skewing some online poll denouncing the start time, and the always popular - blaming Texas for the reason the game is starting so late.

What's the O/U on aggy opt-outs? How many guys will they dress for the game? 

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15 minutes ago, TreatyOak said:

 

Where were you when the news broke? Write it down in your journal and may you always remember this treasured moment. 

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Texas A&M vs. USC
Allegiant Stadium (Las Vegas)
10:30 p.m., ESPN

P.S. A strong showing in this exalted event really sets them up for a championship run next year. 

I'll take USC in this one. Better offense and an improved defense. Plus aggy has no offense, anyway. If they still had Moss I would take aggy, but alas, they don't. 

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30 minutes ago, TreatyOak said:

 

Where were you when the news broke? Write it down in your journal and may you always remember this treasured moment. 

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Texas A&M vs. USC
Allegiant Stadium (Las Vegas)
10:30 p.m., ESPN

P.S. A strong showing in this exalted event really sets them up for a championship run next year. 

Here's what this guy...

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...had to say about this potential matchup before it materialized:

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Lincoln Riley rarely beat out the Aggies for any top recruits while he was in Norman, but he is still one of the more annoying characters in college football. He's patently overpaid for what he has accomplished in Los Angeles—or, maybe more accurately, failed to accomplish—and yet he's still mentioned like he's an elite coach in the sport.


But what would feel the sweetest about this one is that it would be payback for what the Trojans did to the Aggies late in this recruiting cycle. Riley's team swooped in and stole Husan Longstreet out from under A&M's nose, preying on fears about playing time with Marcel Reed now at the helm, and nearly left the Aggies high and dry.

This led to quite a bit of crowing on the part of Trojan fans. They stopped their gobs after the Aggies flipped Jerome Myles in return, of course, but they may not yet have learned their lesson.

Beating up on USC would be a nice slice of humble pie to serve to one of the most fair-weather fanbases in the entire nation after a season full of it out in sunny Southern California.

 

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1 minute ago, Beau Vine said:

Here's what this guy...

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...had to say about this potential matchup before it materialized:

 

I like how he pretends Aggy had somehow a better season and losing their QB didn’t hurt their recruiting at all. 

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8 minutes ago, Drew said:

I like how he pretends Aggy had somehow a better season and losing their QB didn’t hurt their recruiting at all. 

Are you kidding?  They won't miss Longstreet at all after flipping that incredibly underrated QB who's a diamond in the rough from Tulsa.  WATCH.  HIS.  TAPE.

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Just now, Beau Vine said:

Are you kidding?  They won't miss Longstreet at all after flipping that incredibly underrated QB who's a diamond in the rough from Tulsa.

Fuck…and when reed is knocked out of a game he’ll come in and lead them to an undefeated season!

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10 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Here's what this guy...

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...had to say about this potential matchup before it materialized:

 

Sure, Jan. Longstreet was afraid of Reed. 

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3 hours ago, TreatyOak said:

Confession: I actually prefer TexAgs to Surly Horns. It is 100% always entertaining and never ceases to amaze me! This morning, I kid you not, there were Aggy posters who were holding out hope that they would be one of the 12 teams chosen for the playoffs! It truly is endlessly hilarious! I almost want to buy a subscription to read the ‘premium’ threads to read what Aggy says behind closed doors. I can’t even imagine how amazing that must be.  

That is some top-notch delusion there.

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Confession: I actually prefer TexAgs to Surly Horns. It is 100% always entertaining and never ceases to amaze me! This morning, I kid you not, there were Aggy posters who were holding out hope that they would be one of the 12 teams chosen for the playoffs! It truly is endlessly hilarious! I almost want to buy a subscription to read the ‘premium’ threads to read what Aggy says behind closed doors. I can’t even imagine how amazing that must be.  

I had an aggy on a lease a few years back that is premium. I went through some threads on his phone and was more sane (at that time) than the open board. The open one is better for the lulz. Don’t waste your money giving looch more funds for his coke habit.
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