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10 hours ago, Zeus said:


 

 

Looks like he spent zero time worried about strength and conditioning.  Moreover, it appears to have ignored the nutritionist all year.  I am not the paragon of fitness, but a guy who has spent 2 years in a "top" NCAA football program should look more fit than that.

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17 minutes ago, boilerhorn said:

Looks like he spent zero time worried about strength and conditioning.  Moreover, it appears to have ignored the nutritionist all year.  I am not the paragon of fitness, but a guy who has spent 2 years in a "top" NCAA football program should look more fit than that.

Two chins is the new six pack in College Station. 

Elko out front should have told you.

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9 hours ago, Blotto said:

I wonder if this oversight occurred to a single person in Annapolis? I'm guessing not

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Yeah battle of the military schools lmao

This was perfect watching blowU not have an offense and lose late then watching aggy get into a shootout with Lincoln Riley and leave him 1:44 only down 3 and lose late. 
 

Got damn I love CFB

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6 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

Any time some aggy goober says anything to me unsolicited about Texas, I automatically look at them like they’re a fucktard and move right along. No one pulled your string, aggy. 

The same. I sorta love repartee, but when the other person opens with idiocy, I give a mild smile and just let it sit out there. 

Very satisfying. I'm a small person to think so, but it's so very gratifying to win with silence.

These are tips from the pros for all you kids out there.

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42 minutes ago, Zeus said:

Yeah battle of the military schools lmao

This was perfect watching blowU not have an offense and lose late then watching aggy get into a shootout with Lincoln Riley and leave him 1:44 only down 3 and lose late. 
 

Got damn I love CFB

The bowls I've watched have been really good. I usually turn them on for the fourth quarter. I wonder if taking the top dozen teams out of the mix makes for more even match ups and better games. 

It's funny that the even match up here was A&M with their builiding blocks for next season against an almost entirely depleted 6-6 USC. Aggies would have murdered a team of USC walk-ons and band members, but the second team? Too salty.

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46 minutes ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

My aggy wife couldn't stay awake and crashed out somewhere in the 3rd.  She's not gonna be happy this morning.  Think I'll let her find out on her own.  

Same.  Heading to airport early this morning to catch flight to Montana to ski.  My Aggie wife assumed they won because they were up big when we went to bed.  I said nothing.  But made sure we grabbed breakfast at an airport restaurant with espn on the big screen.  And waited for the realization. 

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Where's the Twinkies?

I had 'em right here. I know you love a good Twinkie with your cerveza.

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Sir, your bet.

Just hold your goddamn horses. Honey, is it under those little chocolate donuts?

Sir! Your bet.

(Turns to angrily toss chip. Knocks over Corona. Farts. Table clears.)

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5 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

The bowls I've watched have been really good. I usually turn them on for the fourth quarter. I wonder if taking the top dozen teams out of the mix makes for more even match ups and better games. 

It's funny that the even match up here was A&M with their builiding blocks for next season against an almost entirely depleted 6-6 USC. Aggies would have murdered a team of USC walk-ons and band members, but the second team? Too salty.

I’m enjoying bowls.  They are now exhibitions and don’t really matter. But cool to see some younger players.  

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1 minute ago, OU Sucks said:

Losing their last 4 out of 5, with the only win being against a 3-9 Conference USA team, is on point for aggy.

It really is fascinating how the aggy rollercoaster scenario plays out year after year.   I’d say we have enough observation and data to promote the coaster from a scientific theory to a law.  

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29 minutes ago, OU Sucks said:

This has to be one of us, right?

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What are you new here?!?

Moral victories are absolutely even to actual, you know, wins. They almost beat their playoff bound rival, at home, in from a roaring crowd, and held them to 17 points. That was Texas' lowest output of the season offensively.

Why can't you understand that's just as good as actually having beat Texas?!?! The crowd was amazing and tu suffered some major injuries that  did prevent them from winning the SEC championship and will prevent them from winning the CFP. Texas wasn't and isn’t SEC ready. Stupid sip.

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8 hours ago, Jshep34 said:

So many threads getting killed by locch. Dude is such a pos. Coat tail riding pos. But ge found a gold mine in idiots that'll send $$ for inside info of 8-4 football program. All the while JFF is inside him

Maybe JFF left a little bit of himself outside looch….like a pearl necklace or special facial.

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1 hour ago, RomaVicta said:

The same. I sorta love repartee, but when the other person opens with idiocy, I give a mild smile and just let it sit out there. 

Very satisfying. I'm a small person to think so, but it's so very gratifying to win with silence.

These are tips from the pros for all you kids out there.

Had that happen once in a business session with IBM. I lived in Austin but traveled all over as a subject expert. I think it was in Chicago that some clown from the customer heard I was from Austin and started talking crap about Texas immediately. Had to point our that I went to Auburn to shut him up. Never had that happen the first 15 years at IBM when I was meeting with folks from Alabama. We always had a professional meeting

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The best part about them crying that it’s their culture that causes them to suck is the fact they keep arguing their recruiting classes are in the top 10 because of their culture whereas our top 10 recruiting classes are because we “buy recruits.”

 

Couldn’t make this shit up if you tried

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