Tell Me About Texas a&m

[Richard Kimball 1554]

2 hours ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

Has anyone ever followed up w/ Kayce and asked her to prove her assertion that A&M has more money than Texas in the years since that video has been posted? I'd be curious to see what evidence she'd present (incorrect as it would be).

She'd do this and you'd agree with her:

[CptnJiggleBits 1021]

[Gatorubet 30899]

nm day drankin’

 

Edited 16 hours ago by Gatorubet

[jimmyjazz 47458]

"A star has been born tonight, Marcel Reed."

1:49 to go, A&M 31, USC 28, and I cannot get any more erect.  Holy shit this is incredible.  I'm glad I recorded it.

[Hagbard Celine 11355]

6 hours ago, Pancho said:

And they wonder why they never win anything 

 

 

[Beau Vine 56025]

15 minutes ago, Jshep34 said:

So the new head coach blames his defense, which has a few draft picks , for being to stupid. Sure that'll bring a few 5 star recruiting classes

I love how he called his players stupid, hammered on his assistants, and also said, "It's my fault."

[Rickylovesweed 15650]

You know aggy sucks when they start deflecting by talking about culture and traditions. 

[jimmyjazz 47458]

1 minute ago, Rickylovesweed said:

You know aggy sucks when they start deflecting by talking about culture and traditions. 

*turditions

[Hagbard Celine 11355]

5 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

 

2024 Aggy Football Season Record   8-5

next year looks fun

4-8 or 5-7 is entirely possible

[Hagbard Celine 11355]

4 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

You know aggy sucks when they start deflecting by talking about culture and traditions. 

the deflect was in response to someone with an ag tag that had gained total consciousness long enough to question all of the weirdness

Edited 16 hours ago by Hagbard Celine

[BurntEyes 6530]

22 minutes ago, Richard Kimball said:

She'd do this and you'd agree with her:

Let's go on record here. I'm the first to happily and openly admit my thirst. Hell, already did last page. I know we got a lot of 1%ers that only fuck Mensa member 10s that are wealthy. I get it. 

Just saying that no matter what dumb shit she might say I absolutely wood Kayce and I brag about right here on Surly. Of course, I'm not from Nahm so...

 

Edited 16 hours ago by BurntEyes

[Hagbard Celine 11355]

4 hours ago, troph said:

 

don’t forget they are all time undefeated at halftimes.

LHB needs to repeat the 1973 Halftime of Infamy including goosestepping, the fire hydrant and "where or where has my little dog gone"

[Dennis Taylor 19433]

27 minutes ago, Jshep34 said:

So the new head coach blames his defense, which has a few draft picks , for being to* stupid. Sure that'll bring a few 5 star recruiting classes

*too

[Dennis Taylor 19433]

18 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

"A star has been born tonight, Marcel Reed."

1:49 to go, A&M 31, USC 28, and I cannot get any more erect.  Holy shit this is incredible.  I'm glad I recorded it.

Count how many times Osweiler says "Fantastic ". 

[jimmyjazz 47458]

2 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Count how many times Osweiler says "Fantastic ". 

I'm out.  I need a cigarette.

[TexasGolf 5507]

47 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

What hollow championships have they won?

 

[TheStoicPaisano 9964]

6 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

Where's the Twinkies.

I had 'em right here. I know you love a good Twinkie with your cerveza.

Sir, your bet.

Just hold your goddamn horses. Honey, is it under those little chocolate donuts?

Sir! Your bet.

(Turns to angrily toss chip. Knocks over Corona. Farts. Table clears.)

Elko stays on 5.

[Beau Vine 56025]

 

[TexasGolf 5507]

They will never be self aware 

 

 

[ScottS 1125]

27 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

next year looks fun

4-8 or 5-7 is entirely possible

Is the aggy/pig game no longer at Jerry World starting in 2025?  Seems like I have heard things about wanting to move it away from Arlington and making it a true home/home but I never heard anything about that coming to fruition.

[TexasGolf 5507]

Just now, Beau Vine said:

 

 

[Hagbard Celine 11355]

delete

Edited 16 hours ago by Hagbard Celine

[BurntEyes 6530]

5 minutes ago, TexasGolf said:

 

I know this is real, but man, it feel like something Mel Brooke's movie. It's wild that it's reality and not a mocumentary.

[Hagbard Celine 11355]

2 minutes ago, TexasGolf said:

no ag tag = sarcasm

[Beau Vine 56025]

 

Edited 16 hours ago by Beau Vine

[CptnJiggleBits 1021]

“8-5 is good for a&m! I can has promotion to Columbia now right??”

 

[Beau Vine 56025]

 

[Scuba Saba 34]

To make it  worse, the USC cheerleaders probably have real boobs. I say probably because USC is from California. 

[TheStoicPaisano 9964]

2 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

This is amazing.  This is a dude who hates his life:

And the belch at 2:09 is incredible.

 

[Beau Vine 56025]

 

[TexasGolf 5507]

36 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

no ag tag = sarcasm

 

16 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

 

 

[Harrison Stafford 3400]

1 hour ago, BurntEyes said:

Let's go on record here. I'm the first to happily and openly admit my thirst. Hell, already did last page. I know we got a lot of 1%ers that only fuck Mensa member 10s that are wealthy. I get it. 

Just saying that no matter what dumb shit she might say I absolutely wood Kayce and I brag about right here on Surly. Of course, I'm not from Nahm so...

 

Tap.  Tap.  Tap. 

[EZ$ 2131]

1 hour ago, Hagbard Celine said:

next year looks fun

4-8 or 5-7 is entirely possible

We say that every year and they always find a way to go 8-4. 

[tejas60 3583]

5 minutes ago, Harrison Stafford said:

Tap.  Tap.  Tap. 

More like fap fap fap.  

[T-shirt Sip 2213]

7 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

Where's the Twinkies.

I had 'em right here. I know you love a good Twinkie with your cerveza.

Sir, your bet.

Just hold your goddamn horses. Honey, is it under those little chocolate donuts?

Sir! Your bet.

(Turns to angrily toss chip. Knocks over Corona. Farts. Table clears.)

[HeyMcFly 144]

14 hours ago, NaTeWHO said:

 

Aggie hiring Riley after usc can get out from under the buy out enough to justify it 

[nnm 38155]

2 hours ago, closetohumping said:

What hollow championships have they won?

One. 1998. 
 

To put this in context, my middle daughter was born in 1998. She and her husband will have their first child in a month. Two generations have been created with no one having seen TAMU playing for a championship of any kind. 

Edited 14 hours ago by nnm

[Michael Knight 13242]

1 hour ago, Scuba Saba said:

To make it  worse, the USC cheerleaders probably have real boobs. I say probably because USC is from California. 

[GreenspointTexas 10041]

1 hour ago, ScottS said:

Is the aggy/pig game no longer at Jerry World starting in 2025?  Seems like I have heard things about wanting to move it away from Arlington and making it a true home/home but I never heard anything about that coming to fruition.

6-6 at best. AND they playing their 14th FCS team in 14 seasons, most of any team in FBS

[closetohumping 17902]

7 minutes ago, nnm said:

One. 1998. 

Oh.   I meant this century but touché 

[Lhorn 5111]

Thats weird. Our players from Texas are tough as fuck.  

[nnm 38155]

Just now, Lhorn said:

Thats weird. Our players from Texas are tough as fuck.  

So weird that a S&C corch who was involuntarily retired is not the answer. He’s ruff tuff stuff, so it is bizarre that they cratered in the 2nd half against good teams and the entire second half of the season. Who could have predicted that?!?

[BurntEyes 6530]

48 minutes ago, EZ$ said:

We say that every year and they always find a way to go 8-4. 

Well... not exactly. You see 8-9 wins is their standard. However, around 30% of the time they fail turdition and fall short of their "standard". Then every 20 years or so they actually win more than 10.

[Shut up Lou Holtz 2129]

2 hours ago, BurntEyes said:

Let's go on record here. I'm the first to happily and openly admit my thirst. Hell, already did last page. I know we got a lot of 1%ers that only fuck Mensa member 10s that are wealthy. I get it. 

Just saying that no matter what dumb shit she might say I absolutely wood Kayce and I brag about right here on Surly. Of course, I'm not from Nahm so...

 

Gottdam. Would. 

[Updawg 2400]

Texags is great today. Just as entertaining as watching the game last night. It’s remarkable how they can always Aggie things up. You don’t know how it will happen but you definitely know it will

[troph 25329]

I’m so sad I turned it off, a night to remember for sure.

[dcar00 15109]

1 hour ago, EZ$ said:

We say that every year and they always find a way to go 8-4. 

yeah they are likely to be 5-1 after MSU. Samson is 6th win.  Reed might be able to hero ball his way to a couple more.

that said, if they lose to Auburn at Kyle...look out below.

[Jkwellborn 7128]

So weird that a S&C corch who was involuntarily retired is not the answer. He’s ruff tuff stuff, so it is bizarre that they cratered in the 2nd half against good teams and the entire second half of the season. Who could have predicted that?!?

They just ran out of gas.

[deech 2418]

How bad is Brian Kelly and LSU in retrospect?  

[Vic Mackey 48134]

How bad is Brian Kelly and LSU in retrospect?  

Garbage.