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2 minutes ago, Born to Run said:

High School Buddy fucked a stripper's arm pit at a bachelor party.  All the other other holes and hands were occupied.

Not my scene; but I admire your dedication to laying pipe; i just prefer to be a crew of one vs as many ladies that will have me.

You sound like a man who appreciates gash. 

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25 minutes ago, coachherman'sgrill said:

Any guesses on the 3 Graham has touted

https://gigemgazette.com/three-dc-candidates-texas-a-m-football-should-consider-if-jay-bateman-is-fired

If no one says Will Muschamp then we all are an embarrassment 

Please dear God let them think they will land the guy who took a 95% pay cut to stay on as an analyst at UGA because he wants to be involved in his kid's career at Vandy.

That would be peak Aggie.

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33 minutes ago, coachherman'sgrill said:

Any guesses on the 3 Graham has touted

https://gigemgazette.com/three-dc-candidates-texas-a-m-football-should-consider-if-jay-bateman-is-fired

If no one says Will Muschamp then we all are an embarrassment 

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I’m confused. I know Fatko doesn’t actually call D plays but does anyone who has any brains (I know) think it isn’t Fatko defense 1000%. 
 

It would be like us calling Flood out for incompetence. I honestly had to look up who is our “OC”. 

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1 hour ago, CosmoDog said:

At first I thought Graham was funny.

Now he’s just an irritating putz.

It wasn't until recently that I understood him to be an actual person not writing satire.  I never read his stuff because I don't particularly give a shit what aggy thinks and the 12 pics of him followed by funky formatting isn't particularly inviting.  But just glancing as I scrolled and seeing the highlights, for a brief moment I thought it was Beau Vine just posting funny creative writing to poke fun at aggy, then I thought it was an Onion-like satire from someone outside surly.

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3 hours ago, Fat Bastard said:

Did someone earlier really complain about her legs?? She has the definition of perfect legs. If I could draw up my perfect female physique it would have those legs. 
 

sounds like somebody is too used to fucking fat ass zepol cholas

Hey, hey, hey. Zepol has always pulled nice tail. You thinking of his buddy Vic?

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You didn't think this guy was only an expert and huge bitchass on football, did you?  

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Texas A&M basketball is gearing up for a matchup with their rival Texas Longhorns to open SEC play this Saturday. The Aggies have had a solid start to the season, racking up an 11-2 record thus far in the year after some big time matchups.

The Longhorns come into this game, however, also with an 11-2 record. Traditionally no basketball slouch, Texas hopes to come in and play spoiler against an Aggie team that is looking to have one of their best seasons in recent memory.


Of course, not every basketball schedule is created equal. Though the Aggies and Longhorns both have an 11-2 record, their games have not exactly come against equal competition.

Texas has faced only two Quad 1 opponents so far, according to the NET rankings. They lost to both Ohio State and UConn; 25th and 18th in the NET, respectively. They have two Quad 2 games, one Quad 3 game, and an eye-popping eight Quad 4 games so far in this young season.

In other words, this has been a cakewalk for the Longhorns, and they've received a rude wakeup call to that fact every time they've faced a real team. The Aggies, on the other hand, have been forged in fire so far.


A&M has nearly as many Quad 1 games as they do Quad 4 games, and their Quad 1 and 2 games are more numerous than 3 and 4 combined. It's worth mentioning that A&M beat Ohio State— a team that defeated the Longhorns by 8— by 14 points.

It is always cathartic to beat your rival, but an emphatic performance in this one by the Aggies could send Texas spiraling. The SEC is a nigh-unbelievable gauntlet this year, and the Longhorns are about to have to wake up to that fact. What better way to introduce them to that nightmare than a massive defeat at the hands of Wade Taylor, Andersson Garcia, and the rest of Buzz's squad?

 

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5 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Wasn't Santucci Elko's DC at Duke?

Seems odd that The Elk wouldn't bring him when hired, but he's interested in him a year later...

He was in year 2.... AFAIK he remained at A&M for 2022 as co-DC then after they faceplanted and bellyflopped to 5-7 he left to reunite with Elko so this would be the 2nd time he has come in for year 2 of Tickle Me not sure WTF

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11 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

You didn't think this guy was only an expert and huge bitchass on football, did you?  

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How would they show Texas is a fraud when we aren’t even ranked?

 

This speaks to their overall problem and to why they don’t win anything. 

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44 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Bringing the gang back together... never change

Santucci should just buy a house in B/CS and just rent it out in between his stints of being on the staff. I think he has been run off twice. But like a bad penny, he keeps showing back up, because this time, things will be “different.”

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