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Posted (edited)
On 12/30/2024 at 6:55 PM, Steel Shank said:

I'd fuck her armpit.

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that said, I’d suck a fart out of her ass, hold it like a bong rip, and then snowball it into her mouth.

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16 minutes ago, wood said:

 

Aggy jokes.  

Q:  How many dollars does it take for aggy to pay their ex coach to keep him from rooting for Texas?

A: Not $76 million.  Also, not $26k a day would be an acceptable answer.

 

 

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3 hours ago, 89Horn said:

Aggy jokes.  

Q:  How many dollars does it take for aggy to pay their ex coach to keep him from rooting for Texas?

A: Not $76 million.  Also, not $26k a day would be an acceptable answer.

 

 

At least he was smart enough to let Aggy fire him. Boss move. 

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3 minutes ago, TreatyOak said:

"There are no moral victories when the season ends," Dillingham said. "There's no such thing. 
 

Way to go, moron.
Dude just blew any chance he might have had at coaching at Texas A&M University. 

Pretty sure he would rather staple his balls to the wall than give up coaching at his alma mater to go to that shytehole.

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On 12/31/2024 at 2:19 PM, Post Oak said:

barnone aggie, you're gonna want to sit down for this

They had to hire the volunteer assistant to hold the roster together.  Project 2025, you stupid sip!

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1 hour ago, Pimphand said:

Pretty sure he would rather staple his balls to the wall than give up coaching at his alma mater to go to that shytehole.

I've on campus at ASU. I've been to College Station.

There is no world in which you'd get me to move from the gloriousness that is ASU campus to the shit hole that is aggie. 

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3 hours ago, TreatyOak said:

"There are no moral victories when the season ends," Dillingham said. "There's no such thing. 
 

Way to go, moron.
Dude just blew any chance he might have had at coaching at Texas A&M University. 

You riffed this line from me in the ASU game thread and you know it.

But plagiarism is the most sincere form of compliment so I'm giving you some rep love.

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51 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

I've on campus at ASU. I've been to College Station.

There is no world in which you'd get me to move from the gloriousness that is ASU campus to the shit hole that is aggie. 

Counterpoint:  Jimbo

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51 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

You riffed this line from me in the ASU game thread and you know it.

But plagiarism is the most sincere form of complement so I'm giving you some rep love.

 No, haha, but I’ll give you credit anyways. 
“Compliment” 

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Posted
8 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

WTF was that?

Those guys clearly were not aggy.  Not a single SEC logo anywhere in their place.

They evidently trashed their aggy t-shirts after the Las Vegas Bowl embarrassment.

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12 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Counterpoint:  Jimbo

FSU was in trouble and Jimbo saw the writing on the wall. 

Plus, I've also been to Tallahassee, while markedly better than College Station (what isn't) it's not Tempe nor ASU campus by an extremely wide margin. AND Dillingham is 34 and graduated from ASU. 

He's no Elko. 

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1 minute ago, BurntEyes said:

Plus, I've also been to Tallahassee, while markedly better than College Station (what isn't) it's not Tempe nor ASU campus by an extremely wide margin.

I was working on the assumption that the reference was to coed talent moreso than architecture.

Posted
3 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

I was working on the assumption that the reference was to coed talent moreso than architecture.

You were correct. But it happens to hold true for architecture as well.

Posted
3 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

You were correct. But it happens to hold true for architecture as well.

Because the coeds are built like brick shithouses.

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Posted (edited)
12 hours ago, lilMAC25 said:

that said, I’d suck a fart out of her ass, hold it like a bong rip, and then snowball it into her mouth.

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That's hot.

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1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

Counterpoint:  Jimbo

You gotta know that there are some aggy out there that still have the “don’t care, got Jimbo” coffee mug in their kitchen cabinet.  While half asleep making their first cup of coffee, they see it and think “did that all really happen?  fuck.”

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1 minute ago, Bookman said:

All across the state today Aggies are talking about targeting. You may want to have a box of Kleenex handy. 

Jerking off over someone’s misery is a bit excessive but I suppose the Kleenex helps clean it up.

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1 hour ago, Bookman said:

All across the state today Aggies are talking about targeting. You may want to have a box of Kleenex handy. 

I think you meant vials for collection. Kinda difficult to squeeze those delicious tears outta Kleenex and I'm always thirst for them.

Posted
1 hour ago, South Austin said:

aggy would kill themselves to have the organizational effectiveness of a Popeye's.

LOL I don't really like Popeye's but fuck that red beans and rice is pretty damned legit for being a shitty fast food chain.  It doesn't even look good and I'm sure it's absolutely horribad for you but that thing must be laced with some cajun MSG.

And yeah still better than aggy

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On 12/31/2024 at 11:33 AM, tbone_ said:


Can someone do a scientific study of this to be sure? You know, for science.

This is the kind of STEM research we should all get behind. 

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1 minute ago, Pimphand said:

LOL I don't really like Popeye's but fuck that red beans and rice is pretty damned legit for being a shitty fast food chain.  It doesn't even look good and I'm sure it's absolutely horribad for you but that thing must be laced with some cajun MSG.

And yeah still better than aggy

Seriously, this. Ssome of the best red beans & rice I've ever eaten anywhere, including some damn good cajun restaurants in Tx & La, but yeah, pretty much every time I've eaten it, I got a migraine by the end of the day.

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1 minute ago, wood said:

Seriously, this. Ssome of the best red beans & rice I've ever eaten anywhere, including some damn good cajun restaurants in Tx & La, but yeah, pretty much every time I've eaten it, I got a migraine by the end of the day.

Yeah I'm always annoyed when I eat red beans and rice somewhere and I'm like how the fuck is this worse than Popeye's????

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Posted
1 hour ago, South Austin said:

aggy would kill themselves to have the organizational effectiveness of a Popeye's.

Plus, I'm pretty sure Popeye's, like most fast food chicken places, are very well-oiled.

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