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9 minutes ago, msucolt45 said:


ASU’s surroundings is awesome compared to most of the US. Golf courses abound, MLB Spring Ball, and the “eye candy” on campus is enough for me! Their only problem is about 30-45 days each summer that you have to damned near stay inside during daylight.

I could retire there in a heartbeat! College sports to cheer for year round just being a “local” fan.

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Fully agree and if you're into process geomorphology or architecture there are some amazing things to see as well. 

The summer time 100 degree temps at 10 pm (yes, I've seen that in person) is too much for me but I'd never fault someone for choosing it.

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Posted
15 minutes ago, msucolt45 said:

ASU’s surroundings is awesome compared to most of the US. Golf courses abound, MLB Spring Ball, and the “eye candy” on campus is enough for me! Their only problem is about 30-45 days each summer that you have to damned near stay inside during daylight.

120F at midnight, 110F at sunrise?

for months at a time every year?

inre: aggy, i checked out the "culture" thread - no one is threatening to have a eureka! moment - culture problem is an inexplicable equation totally not about milkmen, fishcamp, lying, cheating, stealing, building shit that falls down or is the wrong size, forgetting to check the wind direction, etc.etc.etc.X1000

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1 hour ago, yoladu said:

what Aggy doesn't get is that it takes depth to win the National Championship. Every team has injuries.

you think we wouldn't look even better with CJ Baxter this season?

When injuries happen - good teams crumble, great teams have other players who step up.

Yup. At least they had Moss for part of the season.  Our injuries happened in fall camp and we went the whole season  nursing basically a 2 man RB room, with one guy having fumblitis. 
They don’t think that affects how to execute offense?  

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41 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:

You guys are seriously overstating the heat in AZ

You can fry an egg out there on the city sidewalk
You can fry your bacon and and and and
I understand why lizards live in sunny Arizona
Why people do and call it home I'll never understand
 It's hotter than a furnace fan out in Arizona
110 ain't nothing when you live out there you see
Stars come out you scream and shout "Hey it's good to know you"
If you're going there and you don't mind say hello for me
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14 hours ago, BurntEyes said:

You riffed this line from me in the ASU game thread and you know it.

But plagiarism is the most sincere form of compliment so I'm giving you some rep love.

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We haven't quite reached that time of year when the rollercoaster starts ascending, that will only happen after Texas' last game of the season. But you can bet your ass they are all jumping in the cars and scrambling to figure out how to lower that safety bar over Elko's massive f'n gut. But come February, like a phoenix rising from the ashes....

Roller coaster | Life as a Caterpillar

the cycle renews again. 

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1 minute ago, Blotto said:

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We haven't quite reached that time of year when the rollercoaster starts ascending, that will only happen after Texas' last game of the season. But you can bet your ass they are all jumping in the cars and and scrambling to figure out how to lower that safety bar over Elko's massive f'n gut. But come February, like a phoenix rising from the ashes....

Roller coaster | Life as a Caterpillar

the cycle renews again. 

Looks like it’s back on the track. IMG_6784.thumb.png.97ed1fa91ae02b6480ae45ecd1ecb470.png

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Posted (edited)
4 minutes ago, Blotto said:

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We haven't quite reached that time of year when the rollercoaster starts ascending, that will only happen after Texas' last game of the season. But you can bet your ass they are all jumping in the cars and and scrambling to figure out how to lower that safety bar over Elko's massive f'n gut. But come February, like a phoenix rising from the ashes....

Roller coaster | Life as a Caterpillar

the cycle renews again. 

Right now, Dear Leader(s) El Loocidore and Graham Master Spunk are hearding the cattle to the roller-coaster slaughter gates with brilliant propaganda. Only after they've gotten in line for the ride with the then the nearly impossible task of buckling in the whale be addressed. 

In the meantime we get to enjoy all the ND wish casting and revisionist history along with the tons of OSU will kill tu talk. 

It gets desperate and wild if Texas wins and ND loses to Pedo State.. but.. I don't think either is likely.

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5 minutes ago, Horn Dogg said:

Looks like it’s back on the track. IMG_6784.thumb.png.97ed1fa91ae02b6480ae45ecd1ecb470.png

No. This guy is saying '26 will be their year. The rollercoaster won't be back on track until they are saying '25 is the year.

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A&M fans are happier about the ND win than anyone outside of of that fanbase (including NIU) 

Played 2 top defenses close from 2 semi final teams , future is bright , morale victories etc all . 

NEXT YEAR IS THE YEAR

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1 hour ago, StassneyHorn said:

You guys are seriously overstating the heat in AZ

I've spent a July and August working in Scottsdale and it was fucking hot but when I would fly back home and walk out of SAT, it felt like being smothered in a hot wet blanket. Dry heat is a lot more tolerable than humid heat.

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1 hour ago, TexasMan said:

 

Don’t ask Billy about good football. Billy’s an aggy. He wouldn’t know good football if it bit him in the ass. He only heard about it from his great grandfather when he was a toddler. 
 

 

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2 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

No. This guy is saying '26 will be their year. The rollercoaster won't be back on track until they are saying '25 is the year.

we need a thujone that shows 2025 Rollercoaster "Under Construction - Reopening Aug 2026" 

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3 hours ago, F250 said:

I've spent a July and August working in Scottsdale and it was fucking hot but when I would fly back home and walk out of SAT, it felt like being smothered in a hot wet blanket. Dry heat is a lot more tolerable than humid heat.

I moved out to the Phoenix metro just over 4 years ago, from the Austin area. Yes it gets hot in July and August (115°+), but if you're not in direct sun it's tolerable (that's where misters are great to have). I also have a pool, makes those hot evenings a lot more tolerable. This last summer had over 30 consecutive days of over 110°. Last winter there were only two nights where the temp hit 32°. Winters are extraordinarily mild, and pleasant. When Texas got hit with the Ice Armageddon, we didn't get a single night of ice. 

I prefer dealing with a couple months of very hot weather, and many more months of very nice weather. Winter is not wet and cold, just cool. Today was 49° at 8 AM and 75° at 4 PM. 

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5 hours ago, TexasMan said:

The Amanda Atwell & Peyton Yager v Looch social media battles are funny. I can't recall the last time he hasn't gotten owned lol it's been a long long time...

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12 hours ago, Fred Garvin said:

Dang, i think I'm keeping up, then realize I am several pages behind on this thread. Looks like i have a few of these.

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Wow. My grandmother had these exact joke books. I have vivid childhood memories of reading these to get to sleep when we'd visit her. First times I saw the term 'teasipper'... Seemed bizarre, even then, to a small kid, that they had their fake military motif going.... Is there another university anywhere whose primary identity is "redneck laughingstock"?

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6 hours ago, Lone Star Horn said:

I moved out to the Phoenix metro just over 4 years ago, from the Austin area. Yes it gets hot in July and August (115°+), but if you're not in direct sun it's tolerable (that's where misters are great to have). I also have a pool, makes those hot evenings a lot more tolerable. This last summer had over 30 consecutive days of over 110°. Last winter there were only two nights where the temp hit 32°. Winters are extraordinarily mild, and pleasant. When Texas got hit with the Ice Armageddon, we didn't get a single night of ice. 

I prefer dealing with a couple months of very hot weather, and many more months of very nice weather. Winter is not wet and cold, just cool. Today was 49° at 8 AM and 75° at 4 PM. 

The only time I find that area absolutely unbearable is after the summer rains.  Holy shit.  I went out on business a few years ago in early August.  Just after the rains had ended.  My first day, not a cloud in the sky and like 116 degrees.  Humid AF and just fucking brutal. 

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14 hours ago, Updawg said:

https://www.kbtx.com/2025/01/02/treat-day-texas-am-meat-judging-team-earns-reserve-national-champion-honors/

COLLEGE STATION, Texas (KBTX) - The Texas A&M Meat Judging Team earned Reserve  Little Brother National Champion honors at the AMSA Nationals.

They earned a perfect score in specification and first place overall in Lamb Judging.

Dillon Prokop was named High Individual Overall. Prokop and Kyla Beck were named to the AMSA All-American Team.

Fixed it.

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1 minute ago, Pimphand said:

I was told there would be no math!  Ahh but what about aggy math?

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Somehow his buyout went up astronomically LMFAO

Bro, aggie is the richest program on the planet. Of course their former shitty corch now turned traitor is due $750M. No problem for the deep aggie coffers.

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1 minute ago, BurntEyes said:

Bro, aggie is the richest program on the planet. Of course their former shitty corch now turned traitor is due $750M. No problem for the deep aggie coffers.

an aggy spokesperson explained "he's very clever"

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7 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

I was told there would be no math!  Ahh but what about aggy math?

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Somehow his buyout went up astronomically LMFAO

Sip mole confirmed!

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50 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

I was told there would be no math!  Ahh but what about aggy math?

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Somehow his buyout went up astronomically LMFAO

It’s funny when you have to resort to bragging about being rich enough to pay a bigger buyout than anyone else.

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4 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

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Hahahahahahaha. Do those inbreds actually watch these games? Texas seemed to be pitted against the refs constantly, especially the no calls that don't show up on the stat sheet. Those are usually more impactful that the actuall called penalties.

Did they watch the ASU game? They were allowed to hold on every other play. Georgia was allowed to hold constantly in both of their games against us. Refs were ready to fuck us hard on a bogus PI call in the first Georgia game when we got the pick. It took a French Revolution from the fans to have them make the correct call.

aggy tears are awesome. 

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6 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

And what was once touted as a grueling week in week out schedule of the SEC grind, now all of a sudden Texas has a soft schedule. I thought every game was tough in the SEC? Funny how that changes. Texas beat quite a few teams that went onto beat other good SEC teams. Vandy beat Bama. Florida beat Ole Miss. Michigan beat Bama and Ohio St. Arkansas beat Tennessee. OU dominated Bama. See how this works? The grind only applies to other teams but with Texas, it's now a soft schedule.

So Aggy of them:

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8 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

Poor aggy! They tucked their tail and ran off to the SEC. This became their identity. Any discussions with aggy fans, one of their main bulletpoints was that they play in the SECSECSEC and no way could the Tsips handle this top to bottom tough conference. Even though aggy never even won their division in their 13 seasons there, they touted the SEC pride. Even though every other fanbase sees them as the inbred outcasts they are. No one respects them.

They thought they were safe from daddy forever, Once it was announced daddy was coming home, they brushed it off but deep down, I know they were a little nervous. But they truly believed no way Texas could compete this fast. We did in one single season what aggy never could, make the SEC champ game. We also went into Pyle Field and beat them, just like 2011. And what was once touted as a grueling week in week out schedule of the SEC grind, now all of a sudden Texas has a soft schedule. I thought every game was tough in the SEC? Funny how that changes. Texas beat quite a few teams that went onto beat other good SEC teams. Vandy beat Bama. Florida beat Ole Miss. Michigan beat Bama and Ohio St. Arkansas beat Tennessee. OU dominated Bama. See how this works? The grind only applies to other teams but with Texas, it's now a soft schedule. While we didn't win the SEC itself, we came in right away and exerted our place in this hillbilly conference. And are the last ones left in the playoffs. Not one single other SEC team even won a single game.

Now, aggy wants no more SEC pride because Texas is apart of it and doing only what they could dream of.

*a part

Just getting this over with before trashmaster or napolean reads this. 

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1 hour ago, South Austin said:

Really love the compare/contrast with these two photos:

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I swear Elko looks like he showed up to an interview in a Grimmace costume. 

Posted
14 hours ago, msucolt45 said:

Their only problem is about 30-45 days each summer that you have to damned near stay inside during daylight.

They had 80 days above 110 in 2024. It’s a lot more than 30-45 days and it’s only getting worse every year.

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13 hours ago, Blotto said:

image.thumb.png.ee28111cf07c4787b9da359e03ea7755.png But come February, like a phoenix rising from the ashes....

Roller coaster | Life as a Caterpillar

the cycle renews again. 

Did you say "phoenix"?  Let me tell you some little know facts about the heat in Arizona....

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AngryElf.... I mean Ag is angry baw!

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I had totally forgotten about the late 90's early 00's hornfans poster Aggie Fact Finder but this brought back the memory lol

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Posted
1 hour ago, pops said:

No meatpimp. Dont care. 

It’s times like this that I wish they had redshirted him. We’d have him for another year. 

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I moved out to the Phoenix metro just over 4 years ago, from the Austin area. Yes it gets hot in July and August (115°+), but if you're not in direct sun it's tolerable (that's where misters are great to have). I also have a pool, makes those hot evenings a lot more tolerable. This last summer had over 30 consecutive days of over 110°. Last winter there were only two nights where the temp hit 32°. Winters are extraordinarily mild, and pleasant. When Texas got hit with the Ice Armageddon, we didn't get a single night of ice. 
I prefer dealing with a couple months of very hot weather, and many more months of very nice weather. Winter is not wet and cold, just cool. Today was 49° at 8 AM and 75° at 4 PM. 

Add to this with not doing the time change in summer daybreak is about 5am and it takes around 90 minutes for the sun to clear mountains to roast you. You can get an early morning run in.

I really don’t find summer different from Dallas or Houston.

Evaporation works here. Took me a while to realize why I wasn’t sweat soaked. Getting in an 80F pool when it is 115F is same body shock as getting into Barton Springs.

7 months out of the year the weather is fantastic.

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