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2 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Which 5 are they likely to beat us in?

They are ranked higher than us in women’s tennis and probably already giving themselves the points for baseball? We don’t play them in softball

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37 minutes ago, CosmoDog said:

 Sorry, I didn’t fully answer your question.

meat judging, egg judging, dairy judging, bovine arm plunge, and sheep sampling

Jizz jar olympics

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7 hours ago, Js1 said:

They are ranked higher than us in women’s tennis and probably already giving themselves the points for baseball? We don’t play them in softball

What SEC person thought not having them play softball was a good idea?

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6 minutes ago, Steamboat1874 said:

What SEC person thought not having them play softball was a good idea?

aggy. They always win the games they don't play.

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On 1/25/2025 at 6:22 PM, WhyTry said:

Just dropping by to be sure you all know we are the greatest meat judging school on the planet. Don't forget it. All hail the Meat Pimp. And his mom. 

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The mom is wearing the same shoes that Elvis' wife wears in the "My Vacation Will Be Better Than Immamac" thread in IPIHB.

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15 hours ago, Steamboat1874 said:

What SEC person thought not having them play softball was a good idea?

Yea I thought that statement HAD to be wrong until I looked it up.  WTF SEC???

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I was with one of Texas Tech's BMD's last night. The group was discussing Micah Hudson's potential return to Tech. When asked about what Tech would have to offer Micah to get him back the donor replied, "It's not what we'd offer that's the hold up. Its up to him, if he wants to come back he'd have to stop being a modern day Edwin Simmons." What a name to drop from about forty years ago. That told me all that I needed to know about Micah's off field behavior.

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I still remember the A&M game in Austin that year, and some Aggie created a sign that was essentially a giant pair of tightie whiteys with Edwin Simmons' jersey number painted on them.  He marched that thing up and down the track/sidelines.

Counterpoint:  my buddy got absolutely shithammered and somehow made his way down to the track, and about 150 m into a lap he encountered Reveille.  He got down on his hands and knees and started barking at that stupid dog, which ESPN of course picked up on.  It was glorious.

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4 hours ago, rage-a-holic said:

Why are we always playing 2nd fiddle to aggy in important cultural achievements like "bottle cap alley treasure vaults"?

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I can remember when the parking lot behind a bar in my little town was paved with bottle caps(mostly Grand Prize).

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Just now, DigglerontheHoof said:

It's fitting that the most famous "cool" thing aggy brags about is....garbage. 

Well, that and tetanus or infinity AIDS. Both of which live in that alley.

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3 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

It's fitting that the most famous "cool" thing aggy brags about is....garbage. 

Their football program?

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9 hours ago, Honeysucklerose said:

What the heck did it do that for?
 

 


One hour and 8 minutes in, these idiots pull in the ESPN announcer and make him answer for his mean remarks

This is a must watch.  Such thin-skinned babies. "Please love meeeeeee!!!!".  Great stuff.  Thanks for sharing Jimmy.

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10 hours ago, Honeysucklerose said:

What the heck did it do that for?
 

 


One hour and 8 minutes in, these idiots pull in the ESPN announcer and make him answer for his mean remarks

 

Jesus….such pussies. This summarizes their culture in a nutshell. Rather than talking about how they blew a 22 point lead, they want to grill the media about how unfair the announcers were.

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11 hours ago, Honeysucklerose said:

One hour and 8 minutes in, these idiots pull in the ESPN announcer and make him answer for his mean remarks

 

I just listened to it.  Holy smokes they are the most snowflakey snowflakes on Earth.  My god, man.  Have some pride.

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